Re: [MMouse]: back the truck up there, kids...
ohhh i got singled out im not the one randomly say and misspelling semen recepticle, or talkin about their dad saying douche to me, which might i add is entirely true. nore am i talking about peanut butter for dogs. but if leigh wants i will start talkin about selling panties on ebay, or ropes and blind folds anal rape prison jokes are funny, i cant understand why they dont have sitcom centered around a prison bitch. It could Star that little jason alexander as the bitch and i dunno, WWF's The Rock as the "rapist", all kindsa crazy prison rape antics. how do you go about pitching ideas to CBS? dusty jameson on 9/1/00 12:04 PM, Philip Smoker at [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: > nirra says: > "here is a formal apology for my trucker driver's > mouth." > > That comment was actually directed toward Dusty & > Leigh exclusively, and they do know who they are... > > > silentfrog croaked: > "all i have to say is ...seamen recepticle." > > Um, that would be a submarine, ace. Nice try, though. > > > El Dustay and the Mentors belched: > "Anal rape is wrong phil, sick and wrong" > > Jokes about anal rape are not funny. However, jokes > about anal intercourse involving two consenting adults > are just in plain bad taste. Don't believe everything > you read in Hustler, Dusty Flynt. Most women are > appalled at the very mention, and those that are not > are the ones you'd never suspect of such deviance. > > And no, Dusty, I won't toss yr salad. > > > disgusted with myself, > *phiL* > > > > > > > __ > Do You Yahoo!? > Yahoo! Mail - Free email you can access from anywhere! > http://mail.yahoo.com/ >
Re: [MMouse]: potty mouth :-O
believe me there isnt a good word that comes out of her mouth, its always cock this and pussy that, and sometimes even baby this and ms wrinkles that cock this and dusty that on 9/1/00 10:35 AM, Neil Johnston at [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: > You guys are jacked up hardcore. However, the peanut butter thing was funny > as hell. Any other guys out there get turned on when hot girl say bad words. > They should make a video. One like those "When good girls go Wild" you know > the ones where there's just tons of footage of girl at Mardi gras and > they're flashing their tits at everyone. Except this video would be just a > bunch of hot chicks cursing up a storm. "When hot girls say bad > word".that'll be the name of the video. Then we run the commercial every > 10min late at night durring reruns of Chips. > > Tawat? Cum again. I cunt hear you. > > > Neil > >
Re: [MMouse]: SEARCHING FOR THE [perfect publication]
woa woa woa back it up there padre, the phrase "rules you with an iron fist" is the sole possession of me so it needs to be eradicated from your vocabulary. By they way be on the look out for www.myironfist.com brought to you by dusty and leigh the man in the dusty mask on 8/31/00 11:05 PM, you can really get it on! at [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: > okay, you have to be a skier to appreciate it, but *skiing magazine* is a > thing of beauty. wit. irreverent, wonderfully funny writing. photos to knock > your socks off skiing magazine owns you with an iron fist. and. if you > go now to www.skibonkers.com, you can get a free subscription. but only for > the next few days, i think. > > not to be confused with the lame and balding ski magazine, > > yer ski pal > jordana > > >> oh yeah, on an unrelated note, >> any of you have suggestions for a good >> magazine subscription to acquire? i am >> looking to subscribe to a mag that is great >> from cover to cover, and lately nothing >> has jumped out at me. i need something good >> to read in class, on the toilet, etc >> >> Get Your Private, Free E-mail from MSN Hotmail at http://www.hotmail.com >> > > _ > Get Your Private, Free E-mail from MSN Hotmail at http://www.hotmail.com. > > Share information about yourself, create your own public profile at > http://profiles.msn.com. > >
Re: [MMouse]: potty mouth!
on 8/31/00 5:51 PM, Philip Smoker at [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: phil admit it the only reason you want to pass the soap around is the chance that we might drop it in the prison shower. Anal rape is wrong phil, sick and wrong As for the shows ill be in Philly even though its at that hall that satan spawned the Electric Factory and ill be kicken it at Irving Plaza too althougth i forget what day duck duck duck duck duck duck duck gooose!! dusty "prisoner 326" > Seems to me like I need a bar of soap to pass around > to a few list members... you know who you are! > > Remember, there are young'uns on this list, and you > are corrupting them minors! > > As for Cooter, he owned a garage and was always using > his towtruck to help them good ol' Duke boys out of a > jam. > > "stallagtite > stallagmite" > > So which one hangs from ceiling, do you remember??? > > > -=Modest Mouse content=- > I'm going to the Philly & Baltimore shows. Is anyone > going to do the meet & greet this time around? I'm > looking forward to challenging Dusty to a game of duck > duck goose. > > > you're it, > *phiL* > > > > > > > __ > Do You Yahoo!? > Yahoo! Mail - Free email you can access from anywhere! > http://mail.yahoo.com/ >
Re: [MMouse]: my favourite words, i hope you like them too
im frightened that you can quote that scene word for word i like the werd cooter as well, its so west virginia "tha damn pole cat sprayed me when i wasn look'n, goddamn cooter" crosby stills nash and dusty on 8/31/00 2:45 PM, Blake at [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: > where i live there is actually a girl who a lot of people refer to as "cum > couch". loveley eh? > > a good phrase i enjoy is "finger cuffs" > > "yeah, so me and rick derris were over at her house right, and rick pulls > out his cock and starts chasing her around the house with it, and you know > what the crazy bitch did? she dropped down to her knees and started suckin > him off right there! i almost died. but thats not the fucked up part, rick > looks at me and he point to her and he says 'go coey, huh huh, co-eeyy'. so > i started taking her shorts off all slow thinkin the bitch is gonna knock me > in the mouf, but naw man, the girl was all lovin it so im going to town on > this bitch...so that day the she had me and rick locked in from both sides > like a pair of god damn chinese fingecuffs" - coey london from the movie > "chasing amy" > > > Love and Lemmings~ > > Blake Sinclair > > http://members.xoom.com/berzercker > > - Original Message - > From: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > To: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > Sent: Thursday, August 31, 2000 10:52 AM > Subject: [MMouse]: my favourite words, i hope you like them too > > >> **fist fuck... >> "dood, i saw them in the parking lot, and i think they were kickin it >> f.f. style" >> "f.f.?" >> "you know, she was givin him the good ol fist fuck" >> >> **cum dumpster >> if i need to explain this one to you, you're a fucking retard and > should >> be beaten with a tack hammer. >> >> **dicknose >> it makes me think of proboscus monkies >> >> *(the farting noies you make when you blow on your arm) >> i'm fucking in a permanent state of adolescense i guess, but that shit > is >> funny ashell. i don't know why i felt i was above farting on my arm > at >> one point in time... >> >> **douche >> for some bizarre reason i think it's funny when i hear my dad say > douche >> out loud, and then talk about it to dusty >> >> love and clean living, >> >> >> leigh >> > >
Re: [MMouse]: my favourite words, i hope you like them too
you forgot your favorites noodle dick and filthy(or- dirty/nasty/delapidated/crusty/oily/bloody/fuckin/dry/ ugly/greasy) snatch way to go slack ass mount saint dusty on 8/31/00 1:52 PM, [EMAIL PROTECTED] at [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: > **fist fuck... > "dood, i saw them in the parking lot, and i think they were kickin it > f.f. style" > "f.f.?" > "you know, she was givin him the good ol fist fuck" > > **cum dumpster > if i need to explain this one to you, you're a fucking retard and should > be beaten with a tack hammer. > > **dicknose > it makes me think of proboscus monkies > > *(the farting noies you make when you blow on your arm) > i'm fucking in a permanent state of adolescense i guess, but that shit is > funny ashell. i don't know why i felt i was above farting on my arm at > one point in time... > > **douche > for some bizarre reason i think it's funny when i hear my dad say douche > out loud, and then talk about it to dusty > > love and clean living, > > > leigh >
[MMouse]: my favorite word
rudabega (im sure i spelled it wrong) sassafras (although somebody beat me to it) indigenious (again spelt wrong im positive of it) dusta ryhmes
[MMouse]: Re: Dark Crystal
yesss, last starfighter is my favorite sci-fi flick when was that done 88? maybe earlier? i forget but what ever. Im goin back down to the arcade in hopes that me playing Mortal Kombat will make me a real ninja, death moves and all. Or that the local paper will see that i rule Paperboy with an iron fist and send their top agent out to recruit me dark wing dusty
Re: [MMouse]: value and savings!!!
Thats awesome, cause i have some Ministry and Sepultura Cds that i wanna push off on some pour kid, hell kids dont you even knock Sepultura, how can you go wrong with lyrics such as "I see the world dead, dead" aspera ad dusty on 8/28/00 10:34 PM, Matt Evanosky at [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: > hey list boys and girls!!! > > does anyone here know about www.swapit.com ?? > > its like this online used record store, where you can get rid of yr crap!!! > and the best part is there is no postage on anything you send to them... > > their prices for buybacks are pretty fair, no worse than most real life > stores, and no snotty guy looking down his nose at yr cherished copy of the > first new edition cd, signed by bobby brown or biv and devoe... > > anyway, its kinda cool, but the sucky thing is , there are not too many > records available to shop from, with yr credits... i have been hard pressed > to find anything really even remotely must-have... > > this is why i beg of you to at least check it out... you get some kind of > credit just for signing up... like 10 bucks or something... > > if it sucks, you can take turns spanking me like the naughty boy that i > am... > > "baby, yr like visa, cuz yr everywhere i want to be" > > mattsmooth > > > > >
Re: [MMouse]: re: worst of 2000
the worst for me has been -Pedro the Lion- Winers Never Quit- its just plain old wasnt good, maybe 2 of the songs are worth me wasting time over and the rest is leftover garbage that the homeless didnt feel like eating -DMX- And Then There Was X- He lost his flow... "IM NOT A NICE PERSON" what ever dude, if you go to McDonalds they have DMX on some comp, who knew Ronald was a Ruff Rhyder? -The Ivory Coast- the only reason this is on my list is cause i cant find it any where Death Cab for Dusty "cool is always easy at a shitty school"
Re: [MMouse]: Help please...
I think you should feel lucky that your radio station even plays stuff like Pedro cause there is no way in hell youde here them out here vertical dusty -- Dustin "keep your lamp light trimmed and burning" -- >From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] >To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] >Subject: [MMouse]: Help please... >Date: Wed, Aug 23, 2000, 4:08 PM > > Could someone please tell me how to reply to a post? I just can't get it > right. I will gladly explain why I hate the radio. They play the stupidest > bands of all time. Creed, Limp Bizkit, Korn, 3 Doors Down, Blink 182. Then > when a good song comes along, like Pedro the Lion's "Big Trucks," you never > hear of the band again. It's like the band got together to play that song, > then broke up. What's up with that? Same with "Polar Opposites" and "Center > of the Universe," played for about 3 weeks, then left to collect dust, as if > the songs and the bands aren't good anymore... damn. Anyway, I do like the > Seattle radio on Sunday nights. Anyone who wants to hear a good show that > lives in Seattle area, tune into 107.7 fm for the Young and the Restless > between 9 and 11 pm. They play NW bands like MM, Death Cab, Quasi, etc. If > you don't live in Seattle, go to www.1077theend.com and listen on the > internet. BTW, why is We Have the Facts and We're Voting Yes such a bad > cd??? I love it. > > --Corey-- >
Re: [MMouse]: ATDI is main stream
There is an interview with them on www.buddyhead.com that kinda relates to all of this and is a pretty good read one armed dusty -- >From: Neil Johnston <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> >To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] >Subject: [MMouse]: ATDI is main stream >Date: Wed, Aug 23, 2000, 10:26 AM > > > Ok, I hope I don't piss everyone on this MODEST MOUSE mailing list off but I > just want to say that I don't think ATDI is so special. At the Drive-In was > supose to go on tour with the Beaste Boys and Rage. You don't get much more > main stream than that. They don't seem like an indie rock band. They seem > like a band who signed to a good lable and are now going to make it big. And > yes they do sound like a lot of the stuff on the radio and everyone would > like them if they got a chance to hear them. They have all the key Main > Stream elements. Heavey guitar, screaming vocal, high energy and a crazy > live show. Sound like anyone you knowKorn, Limp Bizket, Rage. Basicly > these guys were'nt made to stay small, they've got the big time writen all > over them. Don't get me wrong now. I like their music. I'm just saying with > the Heavey Hardcore trend going on right now don't expect these guys NOT to > get any attention. > > neil > >>i just wanted to bitch to some people that would care, so i was on my way >>home and listening to the 9 o 'clock cock fight (play two new songs and >>people call in and say the one they like best) on my local trendy radio >>station (i dont have a cd player in my car) ANYWAY they played one by > cypress >>hill and then followed it by At the Drive- In! eeek! that >>makes me unhappy i didn't listen to the responses, but i doubt people like >>them- they soudn too different from lit and creed and whatever other bland >>band is on the air waves these days no purpose to this message; i just > feel >>like ATDI was especially one of those bands that should not make the cross >>over >>katherine > > Neil Johnston >
Re: [MMouse]: school
Damn it, you cant keep calling yourself special just becuase you have no legs, in fact thats not special, thats just busted, you dont see me going around calling myself special just becuase my dicks so big do you? and remember missy who payed for that wheel chair?if it wasnt for me you'de still be crawling along in the dirt with full length pants and a '87 guns and roses tour t shirt and a nappy ass feathered hair cut. and one more thing, stop trying to front on that speak and spell you aint no steven hawkings i am so filled with just one girl dusty -- >From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] >To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] >Subject: [MMouse]: school >Date: Wed, Aug 23, 2000, 3:41 AM > > oh i see how it goes you fucking bastard... i look good until some needy > boy comes along... i thought that it would only happen once, after you > dressed that stray dog up in lace... and i was willing to forgive you when > i saw that you had made reservations for 2 at the ritz carlton for you and > the guy on the side of the road who needed help changing his tire... but > this good samaratin bull shit has gone way too far... i am going to take me > and my electric wheelchair to someone else who loves me for who i am, not > just because i'm special... i'd give you the middle finger, if i had one. > > > > love and rascals, > > > leigh > >
Re: [MMouse]: school
thats a good idea jacob, ill marry you and we both can cash in on the financial aid loop hole, oh shit do they except same sex marriages? One thing though, you gotta wear the gown, i look like hell in lace hey kids turn on the radio you cant catch this on the stereo dusty -- >From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] >To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] >Subject: [MMouse]: school >Date: Wed, Aug 23, 2000, 3:02 AM > > i was just wondering if anyone wanted to get married to me so i can cheat the > system and go to school for free. i just had to quit school cause financial > aid fell through. drats. > > jacob > > p.s. i really like the mouse, if that's any incentive >
Re: [MMouse]: An E-mail about Modest Mouse????
yeah thats the japanese one (i think, im getting confused now) japanese "Night on the Sun" EP 1- Night on the Sun 2- Your the Good Things (its ok to die) 3- Wild Pack of Family Dogs 4- Dark Center of the Universe 5- Your Life 6- Untitled Up Records "Night on the Sun" vinyl 1- Night on the Sun 2- I Came as a Rat- (Long Walk Off a Short Dock) 3- Your the Good Things All these versions are different from each other and different from the M&A and as much as I love the M&A the versions on the Jap Ep are so much nicer. its a long drive for dusty Jason Miller wrote: > << Jap Ep has six songs and you can get all of them on other recordings > except for maybe "the good things" and the japanese speekingshit at the > end>> > > The one I have has different versions of Dark Center, Wild Pack (really > cool, has a bunch of electronic shit at the end), and Your Life than The > Moon and Antarctica. Is this the Japanese one or the domestic?
Re: [MMouse]: An E-mail about Modest Mouse????
ok the "night on the sun" single you speek of is totally different from the Japanese Ep, night on the Sun single is on Up with 4 songs, jap ep was only released in japan and then for like 2 seconds on K here in the states before epic pulled the plug. Jap Ep has six songs and you can get all of them on other recordings except for maybe "the good things" and the japanese speeking shit at the end, but that might be on the night on the sun single im in CA for the summer and my copy is back in jersey so i forget whats on it. Speeking of the NIght on the Sun vinyl, everyone shed a tear for Leigh, she left her copy in the back seat and that mother fucker melted like ice cream in hell, luckily satans wrath spared birds vs. worms. the dusty ep released on cd and vinyl in stores now Neil Johnston wrote: > Oh my god!!! It's a miracle. A real true to life email regarding Modest > Mouse Well, Here's the thing. I am in search of a CD copy of the "Night > On the Sun" single. I guess it has like 3 or 4 songs on it and was only > released in Japan. It was recorded during The Moon sessions. Does anyone > have this or a copy??? (Subpop has the single, but in vinal only) I'd be > willing to buy a copy or trade for a bootleg of the Seattle Weezer show on > 7-23-00. I just really want it. I love Night on The Sun. It's probably my > fav MM song. > > Neil > > P.S. Tonight my band is covering Dramamine at a party. I can't wait for the > part where I get to go. (In a yelling scratchy Isaac wannabe voice) "I've > said what I said and You know what I mean" I wonder if the mouse > realizes people cover there songs...
Re: [MMouse]: Re:Indie rock boy band
props to me, someone has finally recognized my comic genious dusty bruce is not afraid [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: > I think this is ridiculously funny and true. -melissa > > >pop is god, i think that indie rock needs a boy band, an > >indie rock super group boy band, you got your Davey Von > >Bohlen as the cute little guy with the nice ass smile but > >the fucked up teeth, you got your isaac brock as the > >rebelious mean motherfucker who all the girls wanna suck > >off, you got your steve malk... ( i cant spell) as the > >pretty boy snot who all the girl's boyfriends wanna > >sodomize with the business end of a hockey stick and then > >there is your doug marsch (i cant spell again) who is the > >stand offish older one, who is always really silent and > >doesnt really fit in but who deep down you know is the > >back bone to the whole mother fucker.
Re: [MMouse]: gybe
check out www.pitchforkmedia.com they had some news on the gybe double disc the other day, and as far as tours all i know is philly and boston, but im sure they are trekkin across country, and even if you dont like the music the show is something to behold dusty fresh and the get fresh crew "thats not just a dress, its a grace kelly movie" Blake wrote: where do you all find this info on gybe? ive looked everywhere, i have a link to one of their pages but it doesnt have any info on shows or new releases...anyone have info? thanx. ~blake
[MMouse]: Indie rock boy band
pop is god, i think that indie rock needs a boy band, an indie rock super group boy band, you got your Davey Von Bohlen as the cute little guy with the nice ass smile but the fucked up teeth, you got your isaac brock as the rebelious mean motherfucker who all the girls wanna suck off, you got your steve malk... ( i cant spell) as the pretty boy snot who all the girl's boyfriends wanna sodomize with the business end of a hockey stick and then there is your doug marsch (i cant spell again) who is the stand offish older one, who is always really silent and doesnt really fit in but who deep down you know is the back bone to the whole mother fucker. les dusty fav i rock the party that rocks the party party party ps. dude i wasnt the one who wanted to know about the promise ring keep your shit straight or face the wrath of me big pimpin with the B L A B havent Tommy G wrote: > There's nothing wrong with catchy pop-like > music/hooks. But there is a line that should > definitlely not be crossed. Once it has been > breached, it's goodbye P.Ring/JTB, hello Eve 6/Goo Goo > Dolls. Lets pray that these Jade Tree staples keep > their cojones intact. > > TG > > __ > Do You Yahoo!? > Kick off your party with Yahoo! Invites. > http://invites.yahoo.com/
[MMouse]: promise things
> So my questions: is this album a good indication of their stuff? Is there > better Promise Ring albums out there? What am I missing about this band? you are missing the fact that promise ring rules your shit like a dominatrix with an enema kit. Theres the Very Emergancy album which alot of people really hated because "Promise Ring made a power pop album" but its got more hooks than than my grandpa's tackle box, and i'll you what my grandpa's tackle box doesnt make me wanna do the hustle. micheal D. david K. best looking boys go all the way the deep south of dusty
Re: [MMouse]: why philly rules you
you forgot to ask why Promise Ring is opening for Bad Religion dusty von bohlen [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: > I got the email announcing all those shows about an hour ago, after which I > cursed Sean Agnew for putting together all these amazing shows AFTER I move > away from Philly. Then I called my mom to tell her that I am coming home > that week in October to "visit the family." > > why are promise ring AND jets to brazil skipping boston on their fall tours? > > .mer.
[MMouse]: why philly rules you
Hey anyone near or around philly might be interested in this 4040 just announced a slew of really awesome shows that you shouldnt miss out on not even if you got your dick caught in the vacuum again pervert Wednesday September 20th 6:00PM Joan of Arc - Any body know when the album drops? The Lapse Bride of No No $8.00 Thursday September 28th 6:00PM Elliott The Weakerthans (they rock canada like day old bacon) Camden Helgeson Story $7.00 Tuesday October 10th 7:00PM Godspeed You Black Emperor Bardo Pond More TBA (no your band can't play) $10.00 Wednesday October 18th 7:00PM Pedro The Lion Bright Eyes Death Cab For Cutie Her Space Holiday TW Walsh $8.00 Friday October 20th 7:00PM Tristeza Cursive The Faint One More TBA $7.00 les dusty fav
Re: [MMouse]: pittsburgh
the city itself is basically built ontop of old mine shafts watch your step as dusty rusts Ben Bradshaw wrote: What can you guys tell me about Pittsburgh? I'm going there for the 8th and quite possibly the 9th. Thanks a lot. Ben
Re: [MMouse]: creeper lagoon....gary!!!
yeah but how do you compare creeper lagoon to pedro the lion? Neil Johnston wrote: > Gary!! Creeper Lagoon are an amazing band. I saw them play a show the same > day I first saw Modest Mouse live. A few years ago at a music fesival in WA > called End Fest. They both played the B stage. It was great. They tend to > remind me of Pedro The Lion sometimes. Anyone out there Pedro The Lion > fans??? If you're not you should be > > Neil
[MMouse]: green sweatshirts
if you didnt want me to then you wouldnt have left it on my bed, you know what happens to shit on my bed, its just asking to get a hit dusty eat world [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: > dusty wrote: > ***and shit, i forget who said it but yesterday someone said something to > the effect of white trash arent responsible enough to cover their > cock, so the rest of us shouldnt have babies and adopt theirs, what > the fuck is that? My reward for not being white trash is not gonna be > years and years of jerking off in the corner on a greensweat shirt. > And if its gonna be trailer=babies and responisblity=adopt then gimme > the shittiest trailer money can buy cause i want the freedom to plant > my sperm in a nice little egg and not get shit for it*** > > you best not be jerking off into my green sweat shirt you hairy palmed freak! > > love and lotion, > > leigh
Re: [MMouse]: weezer tix on sale in boston
well kid, philly goes on sale tomorrow at 10 you can try it dusty "out punk or punk out, its your only option here" [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: > A > > OK WEEZER in nj/nyc > > tickets went on sale for the stone pony in nj (a very small venue) at three > today. I stayed online waiting for two hours to make sure i got tickets. It > sold out in less than 10 minutes, and for some reason, i didnt get any. > ARGH. > So after screaming for a good 20 minutes, I decided to get tickets for the > nyc city show. SOLD OUT. > I HATE TICKETMASTER. HATE HATE HATE > > this is no fun at all. > > .bagel.
Re: [MMouse]: "So, I decided to have a gay breakfast..."
which reminds me of an episode of a recent episode of Lyricists Lounge (Oh yes, dont deny it,bad comedy performed in the form of rap mixed with super star rappers such as Crazy-Bone, and DMX, and then throw in some shitty freestyle rappin at the end, its the ingredients for amazing TV) The parents insisted that there son was gay signing him up for ballet lessons and such when he wasnt, they thought everyone else has someone gay in their family so it must be him, the thing is the parent were white and he was black, they adopted him so they could have a little black kid in their family. and shit, i forget who said it but yesterday someone said something to the effect of white trash arent responsible enough to cover their cock, so the rest of us shouldnt have babies and adopt theirs, what the fuck is that? My reward for not being white trash is not gonna be years and years of jerking off in the corner on a greensweat shirt. And if its gonna be trailer=babies and responisblity=adopt then gimme the shittiest trailer money can buy cause i want the freedom to plant my sperm in a nice little egg and not get shit for it dusty does indeed rock the casbah [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: > that reminds me of the mr. show episode where the parents "out" > their son who isn't really gay. and they hire that male hooker for > him and they're like "go on rodriguo... gay him up". uhhh.. I guess > you had to see it. > > On 3 Aug 2000, at 9:18, Philip Smoker wrote: > > > I was watching a tape last night of Bob Odenkirk and > > David Cross appearances on various television > > programs, and one (I think it was a Conan bit) > > featured David telling a story about how he likes NYC > > because he can go have breakfast in any one of the > > little villages around the city, whether it's > > chinatown or the italian section or the gay > > neighborhoods. So he says, "the other day I decide > > I'm going to have a gay breakfast, and I go into the > > gay restaurant and order eggs and bacon and toast. > > And they bring me out eggs and bacon and toast. I > > couldn't believe it! I mean, THEY eat what WE eat! I > > thought they would at least gay it up or something!" > > > > They truly are comic geniuses. Truly. > > > > > > someone said: > > "there is no need for a movement promoting one > > sex when at this point in time the sexes are equal..." > > > > Wow, where do you live exactly? As much as I want > > something like this to be true, it simply is not. > > > > that's all I've got to say about it, > > *phiL* > > > > > > > > __ > > Do You Yahoo!? > > Kick off your party with Yahoo! Invites. > > http://invites.yahoo.com/ > >
Re: [MMouse]: such stupid fucking cunt
[EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: > << fuck gore, fuck nader... write in amy for president maybe we'll be lucky > and > she'll revoke the emancipation proclimation... afterall, what are minorities > good for? > >> > > hahahaha. jeez, that almost makes me want to go back and read what amy wrote > to envoke that. > > i said ALMOST. > > .mer. its well worth the read, i did the same thing, i usually ignore amy but with replys like that you've gotta backtrack. But leigh forgot the part where she calls her a sloppy snatch dusty dropping bombs
[MMouse]: 764-hero
for whom ever was looking for 764 opinions, pitchforkmedia has a review up today
[MMouse]: wha?
whats the deal with this modestmouse.com? does somebody on the list own it? electric factory concerts in philly is using it as the official modest mouse site the unofficial dusty web site www.equalszero.com
Re: [MMouse]: ________ has a posse!
Actually im probably influenced alot more by rand but saul bass sounds better with dusty in the middle, ever heard of stefan sagmeister outta NYC, goddamn genious "style=shit, concept=heart" stefan sagmeister du=sty Todd Houlette wrote: > "saul dusty bass" > > funny little reference. Must be an idol of yours. I > have checked out EyeMagazine. There are some good > stuff in there. > > paul todd rand > > __ > Do You Yahoo!? > Kick off your party with Yahoo! Invites. > http://invites.yahoo.com/
Re: [MMouse]: Nader
Im a big bucket of info today, if you wanna meet Nadar, he will be in KILLA CAMDEN this Saturday, uhmm Camden NJ that is right across the river from illadelph. He will be at Leavenhouse, a homeless shelter that a friend of my mother runs. and if you happen to be in town on Sunday there will be a big demonstration in front of the Camden Aquarium while the Republicans are there to fight for Cuban rights. And if you have ever been the Camden Aquarium you might wanna protest the fact that they are even allowed to call that shit hole an aquarium great white dusty "someone is washing my black shirt for me" Rachel White wrote: > OK, here's the question that will probably make me look really stupid but > that's nothing new. > I love Nader to death and would LOVE it if, in my perfect world, he became > our next president. But, that's not going to happen. It's basically up to > us to choose the lesser of two evils. This is where I'll probably piss a > lot of you off, but isn't voting Nader this time (where the race is pretty > close) like wasting an anti-Bush vote? If I vote Nader, that's one less > vote that helps Gore defeat Bush, and I sure as hell don't want another Bush > to be president. I know the electoral college..blah blah blah..but > still > > I feel guilty not voting Nader this time, so ya'll feel free to try and set > me straight. My conscience needs to be at peace.help. > > ___ > Say Bye to Slow Internet! > http://www.home.com/xinbox/signup.html
[MMouse]: posse or a band of psychic healers?
Then i'll chalk it up to psychic phenomenon Not only does Isacc have a posse/pussy he's been packin a big crystal ball and some tarot cards stealin hearts and stealin my money reading my palms tellin me that my life line is as short as my dick and talkin shit about how my bike is in the basement of the Alamo Tell 'em Large Marge sent 'ya dusty's playhouse Philip Smoker wrote: > The Dustomatic 9000 says: > "Which hit the news stands AFTER our arrugment? > Strange > Coincidence, psychic phenomenon or is Print Magazine > creeping through the modest mouse lists for content?" > > Actually, there was an article that appeared in Salon > (http://www.salon.com/people/feature/2000/06/22/fairey/index.html) > on the very day that the initial "Isaac Brock has a > posse" image was posted to this list, if I'm not > mistaken. I think Mark posted the article initially, > noting the strange coincidence. > > And if I'm wrong, meh. > > Listen to yr heart, > *phiL* > > __ > Do You Yahoo!? > Get Yahoo! Mail - Free email you can access from anywhere! > http://mail.yahoo.com/
Re: [MMouse]: ________ has a posse!
Which hit the news stands AFTER our arrugment? Strange Coincidence, psychic phenomenon or is Print Magazine creeping through the modest mouse lists for content? By the way Todd, have you ever read Eye Magazine? great design mag they got going there saul dusty bass Todd Houlette wrote: > The funny thing about this whole "Isaac Brock has a > Posse" is there is a great article on Shepard Fairey, > the guy who started this whole "___ has a posse," > in the new Print Magazine. > > 7'4"520lb > > __ > Do You Yahoo!? > Get Yahoo! Mail ? Free email you can access from anywhere! > http://mail.yahoo.com/
Re: [MMouse]: Les Savys Fav
http://lessavyfav.com/ you gotta spell it right dustionary "smellin like sexin" [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: > Does Les Savys Fav have a website?? > > .bagel.
[MMouse]: new Modest /764 hero dates
Providence RI 9/21 on sale Philadelphia PA 9/24 @ 4040 this is where they were supposed to play last time but the TLA go it, so this prolly isnt final dusty "gimme them fuckin stickers"
Re: [MMouse]: i want a fucking sticker. this is my second plea,i mean it.
yeah, i didnt mean all modest mouse kids, but seamingly everytime a favor is done on this list, people get bitchy or in some cases completely fuck you over. I forget what the screen name was but i had set up a trade with someone from the list a burn of the Japanese Ep for a Promise Ring show, the promise ring show never showed up in my mail box. I would have given her the burn for free if she asked, but nope, shed rather fuck me over. I know most of us are the good kids but ive been eating up the bad apples it seems. dusty with the green apple quiksteps [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: > On 21 Jul 2000, at 8:51, Dusty wrote: > > > Modest Mouse kids being gready assholes- priceless > > it should be noted that 99.99% of people who emailed me were > very polite and patient.
Re: [MMouse]: i want a fucking sticker. this is my second plea,i mean it.
Epson Sticky Backed paper- 15$ for a pack of 25 Box of envelopes- 3$ box of 100 Stamps- 33cents a pop Modest Mouse kids being gready assholes- priceless christ kids KennelD posted the link to the picture(althought it didn't work), so you could print the goddamn thing yourself and he was producing these things himself for free and you have the balls to complain xdusty "three toed sloths are sluggish as fuck"
Re: [MMouse]: your mom has a pussy
leigh, i warned you, you know whats gonna happen when i get home tonight, just rememember to have some ice bags in the freezer cause your gonna get to meet the pussy that i have on the back of hand. you thought elbows to the eye hurt? You aint never felt nothin like a desert dry back of the the hand pussy as it slaps you across the face. a tactical attack on my new balances is grounds for black eyes and bloody knuckles. also you may have forgotten **issac brock has a pussy** (isacc is from '80s New Jersey style) i bet you all didnt know that isacc was a founding member of the rockinist '80s hair band of all --- faster pussycat --- he yeah!!! and you thought nothing good came out of the '80s. so all you girls go for that extra inch on the mall hair and go get your white leather boots from the storage closet cause i smell reunion tour. dusty with the pussy lip fists of fury "this is like doing a desert > > **issac brock has a pussy** > (emo style) > we all know that emo boys have a vagina beating deep in their hearts... you > see the sweaters, you see the tight dark jeans, you see the new balances, you > see the balck rimmed glasses... and if you were wearing ultra x-ray glasses, > you'd see the madd crazy box beating inside his heart... so you know some one > who saw issac on the street and they saw them with the sweater, the dark > jeans, the new balances, the dark glasses and (*gasp*) the emo/sassy gay boy > lunch pail... this spotting is as important as spotting the ever illusive > yeti... who knew that indie, holes in my shirt, issac brock liked the comfort > of running shoes and the convienence of a roomy lunch box to carry around his > wares. > **issac brock has a pussy** > (animal style) > you're crazy and you stole his cat... damn crazy cat ladies, fuckin up docter > brocker's shit. > > **issac brock has a pussy** > the night you moved into yer parent's house you got a liitle tipsy and > wandered into a random bed... maybe you were kinda lonely and you went > looking for some of the crazy sausage... but oh no missy, you found out that > not only does your mom look like issac when yer wasted, but that issac kicks > it womb style... and "issac" doesn't like to snuggle afterwards. > > but no, i was deceived... kate led me to believe that something good was > going to come from reading that piece... but no, i just know that you've got > stickers to deface binders and composition books and lockers with... *humph* > i think i could sue you for something miss mercicrap... you'll be hearing > from my lawyer, aka mista brick through yer window. *kiss kiss* sugar hips. > > love and wafffle cookies chased with a heaping helping of homewerk, > > leigh
Re: [MMouse]: Something worth yr precious pennies.
doesnt this have some of the same songs as cat and the cobra? or am i wrong? dusty with the lid off [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: > Hey, okay, an EP worth buying is the new Les Savy's (Rome Written Upside > Down). Bought it a few hours ago & had to send a shout out proclaiming > it one the top 3 EPs of 2000 (right? you wait & see). Enjoyed it from > the first listen. Then, as time progressed & drinks progressed, the > volume progressed & my heart-felt joy progressed. 17 minutes of pure > sound bliss. > > Who knew loosing a guitarist would create so much? Damn. > > Here's to the knowing beasts.
Re: [MMouse]: magnolia
Its been a while since ive seen the movie, and its been a while since this group had a rather long discusion on it, but i remember us all talking about the occurance of the number 86 was it? or 28, or 82, something with and 8, i was wondering if anyone had a tally of how many times it appeared in the film.. just curious dusty springfield "the d in detroit" Zach Kuhn wrote: > sorry, friend but Magnolia is no ripoff. > > First, if anything, magnolia is an homage (big > difference) to Nashville, which Altman made in the > 70's. If you watch that movie (brilliant, but not as > important as magnolia) you will notice that triplett > and the main old guy are both in magnolia, which shows > PTA's sense of humor and his knowledge that he was > "ripping off" altman. > > Second, Short Cuts is an adaptation of a Raymond > Carver collection of stories, Magnolia is an original. > > Third, just because julianne moore is in it also > doesnt make it a ripoff. > > Fourth, buy the new lifter puller record, It's great > > __ > Do You Yahoo!? > Get Yahoo! Mail ? Free email you can access from anywhere! > http://mail.yahoo.com/
Re: [MMouse]: "I'm curious about a set list from the picnic?"...
they played broke tooo with the "yes's" dusssty One Hundred Watt Warlock wrote: > ...asked "Dave" <[EMAIL PROTECTED] > > i can't remember everything but i know the mouse played: > trailer trash > cowboy dan > gravity rides > alone down there > doin' the cockroach > all night diner > neverending math equation > > shit, i can't really remember anymore... > > __ > Do You Yahoo!? > Get Yahoo! Mail ? Free email you can access from anywhere! > http://mail.yahoo.com/
[MMouse]: put my head on the block
i ment all night diner had the yes's dusty "the end"
Re: [MMouse]: SDRE.....and weezer
Weezer in LA was amazing Neil Johnston wrote: > Well, SDRE is an amazing band. I saw the first show of this tour at the > Showbox in seattle. It was great. Anyone who isn't sure if they should check > um out or not should really go. You will not be let down. Anyway, speaking > of the Showbox in Seattle. Weezer is playing there on the 23rd of July. > That's this month. Tickets are on sale. That's going to be so sweet. > > Neil
Re: [MMouse]: me eating out of your picnic basket
you missed 2 things 1- Hydrolic Wheel Chairs, im totally not being cruel here kids, who ever had the hydrolic wheel chair fuckin rawks so hard. serious, even though i have full use of all my limbs i have this overwhelming feeling that i am in total need of a hydrolic wheel chair, somebody say Big Pimpin? Spendin G's 2- Remember the time Creeper Lagoon sucked my balls? dusty "big pimpin spendin cheese" [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: > looks like no one else is going to do it... so i'm going to do a little bit > of the reviewin' for the picnic... so me and dusty (australian for i can't > get a tan) get there at fucking 12, nice and early to see all the goos > stuff... more like nice and early so that my scalp can get burnt. but so > there was some strange folks there... i'm expecting the typical o.c. show > kids... all decked out in their dark denim gear... but instead i could have > sworn that some of those kids were thinking that phish was playing. or like, > oldies thinking that (insert band that 30 and 40 somethings would go see > here) were kickin it stage a style. so anyway... at the drive in played and > the same kids that were assholes at the alkaline trio show go and be assholes > during their set... thank goodness they weren't near me, because i'd set my > fist radars on "ball-smash"... but the big hair'd boys shook their small > asses profusely... mouse played right after them... (oh! i saw lovely nurse > morgan, cathlic kate, zachary schmackary and the glitter kitty among others > there... listers kick ace)... and there was madd dancing in my neck of the > woods... some total quality piece of the gene pool tried starting a fight > with a kid with shitlocks and security decided to tackle him and carry him > off to a super secret location for some probing maybe(?)... so the mouse were > good, but they sounded alot different, cleaner maybe, because it was all > outside and junk. but issac, dood, what's up with the holes in the shirt? > are you trying to kick it 80's punker style? bts was next and i think i just > about dropped to my knees when they started playing "else" *splooge*... > downside: i was about to drop to my knees because i was so beat. built to > spill is fab live, but they are such a sit down band... not much for the > dancing except maybe some minor ass shaking... beck was beck... not to close, > more like making fun of dusty doing the big pimpin dance... highlight: > portapotties fermenting in the sun with NO toilet paper in sight... what type > of person actually thinks it's ok to shit in one of thsoe numbers? don't > they know that's asking for a nice case of hepititis? ok kids... if i saw > you, kisses and inappropriate touching if i didn't, touch yourself for me. > > love and jerk chicken, > > leigh
Re: [MMouse]: wanted: your faves
awesome, i thought i was the only one who listened to them! if i were gay, ide get on my knees for that lead singer of theirs dusty "you make me wanna be a mommy" [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: > well leigh, Everett Without is THE best band i've heard in a while. there's > an asian chick that plays moog guitar and she's really cute. the > singer/guitarist is pretty hot too, his name is everett... their sound is a > bit like the anniversary/promise ring/ultimate fakebook/the pacific fleet. > really extraordinary stuff. they are gods... > barbie > > does everitt wear glasses? because i am down with any band where the boy > wears glasses or wears sweaters... or wears new balances... or cuffs > pants... or wears no underwears... do any of these apply to dearest everitt > without? > > love and balls flappin in the wind, > > leigh
Re: [MMouse]: wanted: your faves
sheeet forgot about the anniversary dude "Barb B." wrote: > blur...depeche mode...air...new order...erasure...cibo matto...the > verve...pulp...looper...pedro the lion...spiritualized...idlewild ...the > anniversary...reggie and the full effect...arnold...the pastels...neutral > milk hotel...ultimate fakebook...culture club... pavement... > mogwai...magnetic fields...eraserheads...everett without > > > Get Your Private, Free E-mail from MSN Hotmail at http://www.hotmail.com
Re: [MMouse]: Wanted: Your Faves
dismemberment plan imperial teen karate saves the day pedro q and not u Kool Keith Pinback bedhead Ultimate Fakebook The Pacific Fleet dusty does dallas "this is the exit, right here"
[MMouse]: black plastic circles
anyone have any info on when the next 12inch is coming out from Up, and what may or may not be on it? dusty "talk dirty to me"
Re: [MMouse]: baby cum angels
Maybe its just Isaccs favorite hardcore porn flick? Sounds pretty hot to me, any one got a copy I might borrow? Dusty Diggler "cross body blocks, its over" Philip Smoker wrote: > OK, so what if it is "baby cum angels?" > > Maybe it's some kind of stork-like birth reference, as > the song seems to be very universal of birth and > death, of the earth in regard to the whole universe. > Maybe it's talking about little cherubs called Cum > Angels that flitter by and deliver their bounty to the > young children of the world, preparing them for the > brave new world of adolescence and adulthood. > > And then again it's just the drugs talking, I'm sure. > > count yr blemishes you can't they're all gone, > *phiL* > > __ > Do You Yahoo!? > Get Yahoo! Mail - Free email you can access from anywhere! > http://mail.yahoo.com/
Re: [MMouse]: M & A liner notes
Not that kind of cum ass, i think Kate said what i was going to say. isacc uses cum as become so its all "babys that became angels fly around you".and russ, yes, dusty does nothing but slack off at work, i came to San Diego to work and ill i do is read my email, i rule you dusty the grammar king "australian for not in my eye" Russ Sweetser wrote: > well what the hell is a baby cum angel? i mean isaac has said some weird > shit in the past re: you get chicken but you dont get stuffing or i took > you out for a night on the town i drink my water but baby cum angel > doesnt really make SENSE in a song that seems to make sense. unless i > dunno what the fuck a baby cum angel is. anyone else ever heard these > three words in succession? > :D? dusty are you slacking off at work? > > russ
Re: [MMouse]: M & A liner notes
why cant that be what he is saying? Russ Sweetser wrote: > speaking of the liners, i meant to say this a while ago > those lyrics are super long > look at the lyrics for third planet > the part that really goes "reminding me of when you used to be three and > i was two" is totally wrong. i dunno who wrote those up but im guessing > they arent right at all. baby cum angles cant be what he says. > consequently, at the boston show, i was going to ask isaac what the hell > he said there. but he didnt hear my pleas for question and answer time. > alas. > > russ
Re: [MMouse]: Any good bookz lately>?
surfing naked in the mind field be Kerry Mullis, great great book Shane Overbay wrote: > 1.) The Wind UP Bird Chronicles - amazing book, > about stuff, and life > 2.) Gummo - very good movie, i cried and > cried...and laughed and > laughed > 3.) bright eyes-bright > eyesbrighteyes > 4.) please tell me some of your favorite books > of recent > and music > > I > I0110100010010 > > 101010010110101110II > > IStop Code > > WInd Up Bird Shane O.!
Re: [MMouse]: hottie in NJ
there are other boys in New Jersey who can rap woman! Abraham Lincoln Rap, need I say more!! first name linoln at the ladies he be winkin you want more??? hire me for your weddings and family reunions dusty dust "they call me sanchez" Barb B. wrote: > another reason for you ladies to check out my > friend Bryan...last night he > made my boyfriend and i this awesome candlelit > dinner. and to top it off, > he sang and played guitar while we were eating. > it was pretty funny though > cuz he was making up these insane lyrics while > rapping. he's a big dork but > so generous... he's also the bachelor of the > month at > www.trackstarrecords.com. now tell me, who > wouldn't want this man?? > barbie > > __ > _ > > Get Your Private, Free E-mail from MSN Hotmail > at http://www.hotmail.com
Re: [MMouse]: sticker paper
well there is only one original www.obeygiant.com they have some slick ass posters and all the posse stickers you want, jesus christ has a posse, gary coleman has a posse yadda yadda, the posters are the thing though, beautiful and always a top quality screening job, if your lucky they be signed too dusty "obey dusty"
Re: [MMouse]: sticker paper
ohh ye, i have my andre the giant has a posse sticker front and center 7'4" 520LBS dusty "pronounced with and usty"[EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: > I think you should get a crummy black and white > picture of issac and put it > on the stickers and have them say "Isaac Brock > Has a Posse"... > > - Original Message - > From: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > To: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > Sent: Wednesday, June 21, 2000 4:59 PM > Subject: [MMouse]: sticker paper > > > hey everyone the other day my dad bought home > some really cool sticker > paper > > from work and i was like hey i could make > mouse stickers and stick em all > > over long island and everyone would be like > whos modest mouse > > anyway i was wondering if anyoen had a cool > image they could send me via > > email that doesnt contain a photo as my > printer sucks and wont print > photos > > on sticker paper so somethign with the name > and maybe a cool geometric > design > > or something would be soo great thank you very > much in advance > > *gary* > >
[MMouse]: some slick new shit
hey chaps, updirect.com has a new poster, modest 2000 tour poster, i didnt see it at any of the shows, but what ev, its nice looks like 2 color print, highway system type thing. somebody wanna pick me up one while youre at it? dusty "just 2 socks rolled up in a ball"
