[newbie] Fwd: [linux-aktivis] [JOKE] The Creation (Microsoft Style)
The Creation (Microsoft Style) 1. In the beginning GOD created the Bit and the Byte. And from those he created the Word. 2. And there were two Bytes in the Word; and nothing else existed. And God separated the One from the Zero; and he saw it was good. 3. And God said - Let the Data be; And so it happened. And God said - Let the Data go to their proper places. And he created floppy disks and hard disks and compact disks. 4. And God said - Let the computers be, so there would be a place to put floppy disks and hard disks and compact disks. Thus God created computers and called them hardware. 5. And there was no Software yet. But God created programs; small and big. And told them - Go and multiply yourselves and fill all the Memory. 6. And God said - I will create the Programmer; And the Programmer will make new programs and govern over the computers and programs and Data. 7. And God created the Programmer; and put him at Data Center; And God showed the Programmer the Catalog Tree and said You can use all the volumes and subvolumes but DO NOT USE Windows. 8. And God said - It is not Good for the programmer to be alone. He took a bone from the Programmer's body and created a creature that would look up at the Programmer; and admire the Programmer; and love the things the Programmer does; And God called the creature: the User. 9. And the Programmer and the User were left under the naked DOS and it was Good. 10. But Bill was smarter than all the other creatures of God. And Bill said to the User - Did God really tell you not to run any programs ? 11. And the User answered - God told us that we can use every program and every piece of Data but told us not to run Windows or we will die. 12. And Bill said to the User - How can you talk about something you did not even try. The moment you run Windows you will become equal to God. You will be able to create anything you like by a simple click of your mouse. 13. And the User saw that the fruits of the Windows were nicer and easier to use. And the User saw that any knowledge was useless - since Windows could replace it. 14. So the User installed the Windows on his computer; and said to the Programmers that it was good. 15. And the Programmer immediately started to look for new drivers. And God asked him - What are you looking for? And the Programmer answered - I am looking for new drivers because I can not find them in the DOS. And God said - Who said you need drivers? Did you run Windows? And the Programmer said - It was Bill who told us to ! 16. And God said to Bill - Because of what you did you will be hated by all the creatures. And the User will always be unhappy with you. And you will always sell Windows. 17. And God said to the User - Because of what you did, the Windows will disappoint you and eat up all your Resources; and you will have to use lousy programs; and you will always rely on the Programmer's help. 18. And God said to the Programmer - Because you listened to the User you will never be happy. All your programs will have errors and you will have to fix them and fix them to the end of time. 19. And God threw them out of the Data Center and locked the door and secured it with a password. 20. GENERAL PROTECTION FAULT. -- Fajar Priyanto | Reg'd Linux User #327841 | http://linux2.arinet.org 00:00:17 up 5:42, Mandrakelinux release 10.1 (Official) for i586 public key: https://www.arinet.org/fajar-pub.key Want to buy your Pack or Services from MandrakeSoft? Go to http://www.mandrakestore.com Join the Club : http://www.mandrakeclub.com
Re: [newbie] Fwd: [linux-aktivis] [JOKE] The Creation (Microsoft Style)
On Tuesday 15 March 2005 12:01 pm, Fajar Priyanto wrote: The Creation (Microsoft Style) excellent! -- Julie Want to buy your Pack or Services from MandrakeSoft? Go to http://www.mandrakestore.com Join the Club : http://www.mandrakeclub.com
RE: [newbie] Is this a joke?
Could someone pls help me in getting the quickest to-do list for using the downloaded Kernel and to reconfig it in order to: - support PPP / ISDN - support mounting CDROMS and NTFS partitions - able to support the Sharing Internet Connection - printing I know I should read in detail the HowTo, but I have not a lot of time and the multiple options in the Kernel configuration are, sometimes, difficult to understand for me. Thanks a lot in advance. Best regards /stefano » -Original Message- » From: Ron Peake [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] » Sent: 19 September 2001 14:49 » To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]; Stefano POGLIANI » Subject: Re: [newbie] Is this a joke? » » » Hi » Install the original kernel from LM8.0 CD. Use rpm -ivh *.rpm. » Mandrake has » a warning on their website against using MandrakeUpdate to update kernels. » Regards, » Ron » » » » On Wednesday 19 September 2001 10:17, Stefano POGLIANI wrote: » Hi all, » » running Mandrake 8.0. » Yesterday I UPDATED the kernel (Using the MandrakeUpdate utility) » to be 2.4.3-20 » » All at a sudden, iptables is not working (cannot share internet » and ALSO the DHCP does not work...). But what is worst, my » beloved modem does not work anymore (well, KPPP is guessing » that ppp is not supported by the kernel...) » » I am now in the position of not being able to use my Linux machine » which was hosting the FATS Modem as well as the PRINTER. » » Is this a joke or a nightmare? » » I am a user, not a guru. I have no time to read and study » the Kernel howto and so on. » » Which is the QUICKEST AND SAFEST way to have a system working again? » » Thanks a lot indeed. » » /stefano » » » Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii; name=message.footer » Content-Transfer-Encoding: 8bit » Content-Description: » Want to buy your Pack or Services from MandrakeSoft? Go to http://www.mandrakestore.com
Re: Polite software (was RE: [newbie] Is this a joke?)
I agree more or less. I treat my Windows box as a reliable for lack of a better word. Linux is the hot rod I tweak and play with. I am told, repeatedly by hardcore Linux users, that their Linux box is their mainstain over Windows. To each their own but so far as work goes I am still chained to Windows but play freely within Linux. Picked up an Apple since it does a better job of video editing than Linux and Windows combined. From all of these suckers I keep coming back to Linux to play and learn. Honesly, I find it more enjoyable to pick it apart and see what happens than I do with Mac or Windows. My two cents. Want to buy your Pack or Services from MandrakeSoft? Go to http://www.mandrakestore.com
Re: [newbie] Is this a joke?
damn, I bet you wish you had read the directions, since if you had, it would have warned you NOT to use the UPDATE to update a kernel. now you can either reinstall, or compile a new kernel. let me ask you, did you take the time to learn how to drive, or read the drivers handbook they give you before you decided you could drive a car, or did you not have time for that either? I always like the sign I have over my desk that says how can there be not enough time to do the job right the first time, if there has to be time to go back and do it right as warrenty? On Wednesday 19 September 2001 03:17, you wrote: Hi all, running Mandrake 8.0. Yesterday I UPDATED the kernel (Using the MandrakeUpdate utility) to be 2.4.3-20 All at a sudden, iptables is not working (cannot share internet and ALSO the DHCP does not work...). But what is worst, my beloved modem does not work anymore (well, KPPP is guessing that ppp is not supported by the kernel...) I am now in the position of not being able to use my Linux machine which was hosting the FATS Modem as well as the PRINTER. Is this a joke or a nightmare? I am a user, not a guru. I have no time to read and study the Kernel howto and so on. Which is the QUICKEST AND SAFEST way to have a system working again? Thanks a lot indeed. /stefano Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii; name=message.footer Content-Transfer-Encoding: 8bit Content-Description: Want to buy your Pack or Services from MandrakeSoft? Go to http://www.mandrakestore.com
Polite software (was RE: [newbie] Is this a joke?)
This is not a gripe, just an observation, but it seems like for most people (including me) their linux system is usually in a constant state of broken-ness, or in some way always marginally handicapped. Why is that? I realize that software is difficult to write just in general and operating systems and things like desktops are even more difficult, but it appears that there is a fundamental problem with how software deals with exceptions. From my point of view when I install a piece of software and it breaks something that's ok -- i understand things happen, but what infuriates me is when the software says, in effect, nope can't do it. Then I have to spend a week pouring through documentation until usually I give up because I just can't afford to spend that much time tweaking my system, in what seems to be, in vain and I just leave that part broken. It seems to me that the software should know or at least guess better than me about why it can't run and could possibly offer some suggestions. (I realize there is syslog and log files, which are meant for programmers and sysadmins to decipher and not for common users). A lot of the time I find software complains that it can work because of a permission problem, I wish it would just tell me that. In this day with most linux users having internet access why not develop an online problem resolution module that can be plugged into most software projects so when a problem occurs the software itself can query a trouble shooting database to help the user out. Possibly, if embedding this type of functionality is not possible in the actual software an external tool that references this database would work. There is a wealth of information burried in newsgroup and mailing list archives but it's very hard to extract and very time consuming. If this knowledge base could be (albeit slowly) uploaded to a trouble shooting database in about 2 or 3 years there would be a nice repository of info. Things like bugzilla and it's cousins are nice but a lot of work is put on the user to know how to find stuff. This is troubling because the software (i.e. the programmer) knows better than the user, why can't the software trouble shoot itself? It would be great if after you installed the lastest distribution of Mandrake a tool (built-in?) is provided that it would automatically check Mandrake's errata database and synch your system against it. Why not? A lot of work, but certainly doable. When the ordinary user community bellyaches that linux is too hard the linux community bellyaches back about how users are dumb and they (the Lusers) should be more savvy about computer things. My position is if linux software requires a more savvy user, linux software should coach users into this state of enlightenment. There is too much secret knowledge just about computers in general and even more surrounding linux. We all don't have time to become sysadmins and programmers; the time is shortly approaching when linux should recognize this fact. (ps: sorry, I guess this turned into a gripe -- but with all the best intentions and love for Mandrake and Linux, mind you!) -Original Message- From: Scott [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] Sent: Wednesday, September 19, 2001 5:59 AM To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Subject: Re: [newbie] Is this a joke? I have experienced the exact same problem. The only way I have been able to get around it is to re-run the Internet Connection Sharing script on the Mandrake Control Center. That seems to solve the problem. I have also been experiencing a stop in services recently with ICS. The machine just stops forwarding packets and again, I have to re-run the script. Tried it on 3 machines now with no luck. Try to run the wizard again and see if that helps. At 09:17 AM 9/19/2001 +0200, you wrote: running Mandrake 8.0. Yesterday I UPDATED the kernel (Using the MandrakeUpdate utility) to be 2.4.3-20 All at a sudden, iptables is not working (cannot share internet and ALSO the DHCP does not work...). But what is worst, my beloved modem does not work anymore (well, KPPP is guessing that ppp is not supported by the kernel...) I am now in the position of not being able to use my Linux machine which was hosting the FATS Modem as well as the PRINTER. Is this a joke or a nightmare? I am a user, not a guru. I have no time to read and study the Kernel howto and so on. Which is the QUICKEST AND SAFEST way to have a system working again? Thanks a lot indeed. /stefano Want to buy your Pack or Services from MandrakeSoft? Go to http://www.mandrakestore.com
Re: [newbie] Is this a joke?
Want to buy your Pack or Services from MandrakeSoft? Go to http://www.mandrakestore.com
Re: [newbie] Is this a joke?
I have experienced the exact same problem. The only way I have been able to get around it is to re-run the Internet Connection Sharing script on the Mandrake Control Center. That seems to solve the problem. I have also been experiencing a stop in services recently with ICS. The machine just stops forwarding packets and again, I have to re-run the script. Tried it on 3 machines now with no luck. Try to run the wizard again and see if that helps. At 09:17 AM 9/19/2001 +0200, you wrote: running Mandrake 8.0. Yesterday I UPDATED the kernel (Using the MandrakeUpdate utility) to be 2.4.3-20 All at a sudden, iptables is not working (cannot share internet and ALSO the DHCP does not work...). But what is worst, my beloved modem does not work anymore (well, KPPP is guessing that ppp is not supported by the kernel...) I am now in the position of not being able to use my Linux machine which was hosting the FATS Modem as well as the PRINTER. Is this a joke or a nightmare? I am a user, not a guru. I have no time to read and study the Kernel howto and so on. Which is the QUICKEST AND SAFEST way to have a system working again? Thanks a lot indeed. /stefano Want to buy your Pack or Services from MandrakeSoft? Go to http://www.mandrakestore.com
Re: Polite software (was RE: [newbie] Is this a joke?)
The hardware drives the software. I am an X-Electronics employee. Greedy, time equals money, perfection a must. QUALITY suffers. Many a time items are shipped off to market that are not what they claim to be. A mistake made in a production line. A deal made with the next in line, (no charge). A niche made in the market or packaged in a box that it really does not belong to. It is a game of chance by the consumer. Mark Johnson wrote: Do you think if someone or a group could provide a framework dedicated to supporting this scenario it could help open-source developers and users in terms of both time and money? Or do you think it wouldn't have a very significant effect on these inherent hurdles? Do you think such a framework is even feasible? Are most open-source developers self trained or do most have some sort of educational background like a university or tech school? (Not that there are probably too many universities or tech school that teach good software engineering) I wonder if a payed subscription to this type of framework would be effective. Would people pay to subscribe to a automatic trouble shooting repository. I'm guessing not... -Original Message- From: civileme [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] Sent: Wednesday, September 19, 2001 11:05 AM To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]; Mark Johnson; '[EMAIL PROTECTED]' Subject: Re: Polite software (was RE: [newbie] Is this a joke?) This is not a gripe, just an observation, but it seems like for most people (including me) their linux system is usually in a constant state of broken-ness, or in some way always marginally handicapped. Why is that? I realize that software is difficult to write just in general and operating systems and things like desktops are even more difficult, but it appears that there is a fundamental problem with how software deals with exceptions. Well, the real story is that we don't spend enough money on software. If you want good error messages, it has to come from the programmer. The programmer needs time and training for this to happen. Right now, we are against a wall with people regularly working 14-hour days just to get a distro to you. Bugs cannot be solved because the model of inspection is proven not to work, by no less than Microsoft where every programmer is shadowed by a tester. Proper design is needed so the job gets done right the first time--then the level of bugfixes will be lower, the interaction of various pieces of software will be lesser, and the initial product will be much better. This requires training, and this training is _VERY_ expensive. Take 30 programmers out of action for 3 weeks to train them, make another three weeks by magic for them to plan out the activities of the distro, add another 5 weeks to get the text of error messages meaningful and right and translated into 40 odd languages, and pay for a couple of trainers (peanuts compared to the lost time expense) then somehow by magic keep up with the competition while you are missing half your between distro programmer time. It is expensive to have good programmers. We have the best because many are here because this is free software, but still the amount of time required for this job is enormous and most work grueling hours. So it is expensive. So if enough people really want more informative error messages and better wizards and tools, it can be done. The obstacle is really cost. Civileme Want to buy your Pack or Services from MandrakeSoft? Go to http://www.mandrakestore.com Want to buy your Pack or Services from MandrakeSoft? Go to http://www.mandrakestore.com
Re: Polite software (was RE: [newbie] Is this a joke?)
On Wednesday 19 September 2001 18:18, you wrote: Do you think if someone or a group could provide a framework dedicated to supporting this scenario it could help open-source developers and users in terms of both time and money? Or do you think it wouldn't have a very significant effect on these inherent hurdles? Do you think such a framework is even feasible? Are most open-source developers self trained or do most have some sort of educational background like a university or tech school? (Not that there are probably too many universities or tech school that teach good software engineering) I wonder if a payed subscription to this type of framework would be effective. Would people pay to subscribe to a automatic trouble shooting repository. I'm guessing not... Software engineering of the type required for a whole distro simply isn't taught. The production of such requires small-group dynamics and use of statisitcs and consensus-building tools so everyone can feel creative and a winner. Without that, you might as well try to herd cats. Civileme -Original Message- From: civileme [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] Sent: Wednesday, September 19, 2001 11:05 AM To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]; Mark Johnson; '[EMAIL PROTECTED]' Subject: Re: Polite software (was RE: [newbie] Is this a joke?) This is not a gripe, just an observation, but it seems like for most people (including me) their linux system is usually in a constant state of broken-ness, or in some way always marginally handicapped. Why is that? I realize that software is difficult to write just in general and operating systems and things like desktops are even more difficult, but it appears that there is a fundamental problem with how software deals with exceptions. Well, the real story is that we don't spend enough money on software. If you want good error messages, it has to come from the programmer. The programmer needs time and training for this to happen. Right now, we are against a wall with people regularly working 14-hour days just to get a distro to you. Bugs cannot be solved because the model of inspection is proven not to work, by no less than Microsoft where every programmer is shadowed by a tester. Proper design is needed so the job gets done right the first time--then the level of bugfixes will be lower, the interaction of various pieces of software will be lesser, and the initial product will be much better. This requires training, and this training is _VERY_ expensive. Take 30 programmers out of action for 3 weeks to train them, make another three weeks by magic for them to plan out the activities of the distro, add another 5 weeks to get the text of error messages meaningful and right and translated into 40 odd languages, and pay for a couple of trainers (peanuts compared to the lost time expense) then somehow by magic keep up with the competition while you are missing half your between distro programmer time. It is expensive to have good programmers. We have the best because many are here because this is free software, but still the amount of time required for this job is enormous and most work grueling hours. So it is expensive. So if enough people really want more informative error messages and better wizards and tools, it can be done. The obstacle is really cost. Civileme Want to buy your Pack or Services from MandrakeSoft? Go to http://www.mandrakestore.com
RE: Polite software (was RE: [newbie] Is this a joke?)
Do you think if someone or a group could provide a framework dedicated to supporting this scenario it could help open-source developers and users in terms of both time and money? Or do you think it wouldn't have a very significant effect on these inherent hurdles? Do you think such a framework is even feasible? Are most open-source developers self trained or do most have some sort of educational background like a university or tech school? (Not that there are probably too many universities or tech school that teach good software engineering) I wonder if a payed subscription to this type of framework would be effective. Would people pay to subscribe to a automatic trouble shooting repository. I'm guessing not... -Original Message- From: civileme [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] Sent: Wednesday, September 19, 2001 11:05 AM To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]; Mark Johnson; '[EMAIL PROTECTED]' Subject: Re: Polite software (was RE: [newbie] Is this a joke?) This is not a gripe, just an observation, but it seems like for most people (including me) their linux system is usually in a constant state of broken-ness, or in some way always marginally handicapped. Why is that? I realize that software is difficult to write just in general and operating systems and things like desktops are even more difficult, but it appears that there is a fundamental problem with how software deals with exceptions. Well, the real story is that we don't spend enough money on software. If you want good error messages, it has to come from the programmer. The programmer needs time and training for this to happen. Right now, we are against a wall with people regularly working 14-hour days just to get a distro to you. Bugs cannot be solved because the model of inspection is proven not to work, by no less than Microsoft where every programmer is shadowed by a tester. Proper design is needed so the job gets done right the first time--then the level of bugfixes will be lower, the interaction of various pieces of software will be lesser, and the initial product will be much better. This requires training, and this training is _VERY_ expensive. Take 30 programmers out of action for 3 weeks to train them, make another three weeks by magic for them to plan out the activities of the distro, add another 5 weeks to get the text of error messages meaningful and right and translated into 40 odd languages, and pay for a couple of trainers (peanuts compared to the lost time expense) then somehow by magic keep up with the competition while you are missing half your between distro programmer time. It is expensive to have good programmers. We have the best because many are here because this is free software, but still the amount of time required for this job is enormous and most work grueling hours. So it is expensive. So if enough people really want more informative error messages and better wizards and tools, it can be done. The obstacle is really cost. Civileme Want to buy your Pack or Services from MandrakeSoft? Go to http://www.mandrakestore.com
Re: [newbie] Is this a joke?
On Wednesday 19 September 2001 09:17, Stefano POGLIANI wrote: Hi all, running Mandrake 8.0. Yesterday I UPDATED the kernel (Using the MandrakeUpdate utility) to be 2.4.3-20 All at a sudden, iptables is not working (cannot share internet and ALSO the DHCP does not work...). But what is worst, my beloved modem does not work anymore (well, KPPP is guessing that ppp is not supported by the kernel...) I am now in the position of not being able to use my Linux machine which was hosting the FATS Modem as well as the PRINTER. Is this a joke or a nightmare? I am a user, not a guru. I have no time to read and study the Kernel howto and so on. Which is the QUICKEST AND SAFEST way to have a system working again? Thanks a lot indeed. /stefano First of all INSTALL the old kernel from your CDs Next READ the security advisory about the kernel. It says you will break your system if you use Update. Then download the kernel and install it rpm -ivh kernel-2.4.7-12.3mdk.i586.rpm rpm -ivh kernel-headers This will work and will give you a new boot point, without disturbing your old system. There is no supermount in this kernel. Civileme Want to buy your Pack or Services from MandrakeSoft? Go to http://www.mandrakestore.com
Re: Polite software (was RE: [newbie] Is this a joke?)
This is not a gripe, just an observation, but it seems like for most people (including me) their linux system is usually in a constant state of broken-ness, or in some way always marginally handicapped. Why is that? I realize that software is difficult to write just in general and operating systems and things like desktops are even more difficult, but it appears that there is a fundamental problem with how software deals with exceptions. From my point of view when I install a piece of software and it breaks something that's ok -- i understand things happen, but what infuriates me is when the software says, in effect, nope can't do it. Then I have to spend a week pouring through documentation until usually I give up because I just can't afford to spend that much time tweaking my system, in what seems to be, in vain and I just leave that part broken. It seems to me that the software should know or at least guess better than me about why it can't run and could possibly offer some suggestions. (I realize there is syslog and log files, which are meant for programmers and sysadmins to decipher and not for common users). A lot of the time I find software complains that it can work because of a permission problem, I wish it would just tell me that. In this day with most linux users having internet access why not develop an online problem resolution module that can be plugged into most software projects so when a problem occurs the software itself can query a trouble shooting database to help the user out. Possibly, if embedding this type of functionality is not possible in the actual software an external tool that references this database would work. There is a wealth of information burried in newsgroup and mailing list archives but it's very hard to extract and very time consuming. If this knowledge base could be (albeit slowly) uploaded to a trouble shooting database in about 2 or 3 years there would be a nice repository of info. Things like bugzilla and it's cousins are nice but a lot of work is put on the user to know how to find stuff. This is troubling because the software (i.e. the programmer) knows better than the user, why can't the software trouble shoot itself? It would be great if after you installed the lastest distribution of Mandrake a tool (built-in?) is provided that it would automatically check Mandrake's errata database and synch your system against it. Why not? A lot of work, but certainly doable. When the ordinary user community bellyaches that linux is too hard the linux community bellyaches back about how users are dumb and they (the Lusers) should be more savvy about computer things. My position is if linux software requires a more savvy user, linux software should coach users into this state of enlightenment. There is too much secret knowledge just about computers in general and even more surrounding linux. We all don't have time to become sysadmins and programmers; the time is shortly approaching when linux should recognize this fact. (ps: sorry, I guess this turned into a gripe -- but with all the best intentions and love for Mandrake and Linux, mind you!) Well, the real story is that we don't spend enough money on software. If you want good error messages, it has to come from the programmer. The programmer needs time and training for this to happen. Right now, we are against a wall with people regularly working 14-hour days just to get a distro to you. Bugs cannot be solved because the model of inspection is proven not to work, by no less than Microsoft where every programmer is shadowed by a tester. Proper design is needed so the job gets done right the first time--then the level of bugfixes will be lower, the interaction of various pieces of software will be lesser, and the initial product will be much better. This requires training, and this training is _VERY_ expensive. Take 30 programmers out of action for 3 weeks to train them, make another three weeks by magic for them to plan out the activities of the distro, add another 5 weeks to get the text of error messages meaningful and right and translated into 40 odd languages, and pay for a couple of trainers (peanuts compared to the lost time expense) then somehow by magic keep up with the competition while you are missing half your between distro programmer time. It is expensive to have good programmers. We have the best because many are here because this is free software, but still the amount of time required for this job is enormous and most work grueling hours. So it is expensive. So if enough people really want more informative error messages and better wizards and tools, it can be done. The obstacle is really cost. Civileme Want to buy your Pack or Services from MandrakeSoft? Go to http://www.mandrakestore.com