Re: [newbie] Fwd: [linux-aktivis] [JOKE] The Creation (Microsoft Style)

2005-03-15 Thread Julie Sloan
On Tuesday 15 March 2005 12:01 pm, Fajar Priyanto wrote:
 The Creation (Microsoft Style)

excellent!

-- 
Julie


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RE: [newbie] Is this a joke?

2001-09-20 Thread Stefano POGLIANI

Could someone pls help me in getting the quickest to-do list for
using the downloaded Kernel and to reconfig it in order to:
- support PPP / ISDN
- support mounting CDROMS and NTFS partitions
- able to support the Sharing Internet Connection
- printing

I know I should read in detail the HowTo, but I have not a lot
of time and the multiple options in the Kernel configuration
are, sometimes, difficult to understand for me.

Thanks a lot in advance. Best regards

/stefano

» -Original Message-
» From: Ron Peake [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
» Sent: 19 September 2001 14:49
» To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]; Stefano POGLIANI
» Subject: Re: [newbie] Is this a joke?
»
»
» Hi
» Install the original kernel from LM8.0 CD.  Use rpm -ivh *.rpm.
» Mandrake has
» a warning on their website against using MandrakeUpdate to update kernels.
» Regards,
» Ron
»
»
»
» On Wednesday 19 September 2001 10:17, Stefano POGLIANI wrote:
»  Hi all,
» 
»  running Mandrake 8.0.
»  Yesterday I UPDATED the kernel (Using the MandrakeUpdate utility)
»  to be 2.4.3-20
» 
»  All at a sudden, iptables is not working (cannot share internet
»  and ALSO the DHCP does not work...). But what is worst, my
»  beloved modem does not work anymore (well, KPPP is guessing
»  that ppp is not supported by the kernel...)
» 
»  I am now in the position of not being able to use my Linux machine
»  which was hosting the FATS Modem as well as the PRINTER.
» 
»  Is this a joke or a nightmare?
» 
»  I am a user, not a guru. I have no time to read and study
»  the Kernel howto and so on.
» 
»  Which is the QUICKEST AND SAFEST way to have a system working again?
» 
»  Thanks a lot indeed.
» 
»  /stefano
»
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Re: Polite software (was RE: [newbie] Is this a joke?)

2001-09-20 Thread PENA FAMILY

I agree more or less. I treat my Windows box as a reliable for lack of a
better word. Linux is the hot rod I tweak and play with. I am told,
repeatedly by hardcore Linux users, that their Linux box is their mainstain
over Windows. To each their own but so far as work goes I am still chained
to Windows but play freely within Linux.

Picked up an Apple since it does a better job of video editing than Linux
and Windows combined. From all of these suckers I keep coming back to Linux
to play and learn. Honesly, I find it more enjoyable to pick it apart and
see what happens than I do with Mac or Windows.

My two cents.




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Re: [newbie] Is this a joke?

2001-09-19 Thread etharp

damn, I bet you wish you had read the directions, since if you had, it would 
have warned you NOT to use the UPDATE to update a kernel. now you can either 
reinstall, or compile a new kernel. let me ask you, did you take the time to 
learn how to drive, or read the drivers handbook they give you before you 
decided you could drive a car, or did you not have time for that either? I 
always like the sign I have over my desk that says how can there be not 
enough time to do the job right the first time, if there has to be time to go 
back and do it right as warrenty?  

On Wednesday 19 September 2001 03:17, you wrote:
 Hi all,

   running Mandrake 8.0.
 Yesterday I UPDATED the kernel (Using the MandrakeUpdate utility)
 to be 2.4.3-20

 All at a sudden, iptables is not working (cannot share internet
 and ALSO the DHCP does not work...). But what is worst, my
 beloved modem does not work anymore (well, KPPP is guessing
 that ppp is not supported by the kernel...)

 I am now in the position of not being able to use my Linux machine
 which was hosting the FATS Modem as well as the PRINTER.

 Is this a joke or a nightmare?

 I am a user, not a guru. I have no time to read and study
 the Kernel howto and so on.

 Which is the QUICKEST AND SAFEST way to have a system working again?

 Thanks a lot indeed.

 /stefano


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Polite software (was RE: [newbie] Is this a joke?)

2001-09-19 Thread Mark Johnson

This is not a gripe, just an observation, but it seems like for most people
(including me) their linux system is usually in a constant state of
broken-ness, or in some way always marginally handicapped.  Why is that?  I
realize that software is difficult to write just in general and operating
systems and things like desktops are even more difficult, but it appears
that there is a fundamental problem with how software deals with exceptions.


From my point of view when I install a piece of software and it breaks
something that's ok -- i understand things happen, but what infuriates me is
when the software says, in effect, nope can't do it.  Then I have to spend
a week pouring through documentation until usually I give up because I just
can't afford to spend that much time tweaking my system, in what seems to
be, in vain and I just leave that part broken.  It seems to me that the
software should know or at least guess better than me about why it can't run
and could possibly offer some suggestions.  (I realize there is syslog and
log files, which are meant for programmers and sysadmins to decipher and not
for common users). A lot of the time I find software complains that it can
work because of a permission problem, I wish it would just tell me that.  In
this day with most linux users having internet access why not develop an
online problem resolution module that can be plugged into most software
projects so when a problem occurs the software itself can query a trouble
shooting database to help the user out.  Possibly, if embedding this type of
functionality is not possible in the actual software an external tool that
references this database would work.

There is a wealth of information burried in newsgroup and mailing list
archives but it's very hard to extract and very time consuming. If this
knowledge base could be (albeit slowly) uploaded to a trouble shooting
database in about 2 or 3 years there would be a nice repository of info.
Things like bugzilla and it's cousins are nice but a lot of work is put on
the user to know how to find stuff. This is troubling because the software
(i.e. the programmer) knows better than the user, why can't the software
trouble shoot itself?

It would be great if after you installed the lastest distribution of
Mandrake a tool (built-in?) is provided that it would automatically check
Mandrake's errata database and synch your system against it.  Why not?  A
lot of work, but certainly doable.

When the ordinary user community bellyaches that linux is too hard the
linux community bellyaches back about how users are dumb and they (the
Lusers) should be more savvy about computer things.  My position is if
linux software requires a more savvy user, linux software should coach users
into this state of enlightenment.  There is too much secret knowledge just
about computers in general and even more surrounding linux.  We all don't
have time to become sysadmins and programmers; the time is shortly
approaching when linux should recognize this fact.

(ps: sorry, I guess this turned into a gripe -- but with all the best
intentions and love for Mandrake and Linux, mind you!)

 -Original Message-
 From: Scott [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
 Sent: Wednesday, September 19, 2001 5:59 AM
 To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
 Subject: Re: [newbie] Is this a joke?
 
 
 I have experienced the exact same problem.  The only way I have been
 able to get around it is to re-run the Internet Connection 
 Sharing script
 on the Mandrake Control Center.  That seems to solve the 
 problem.  I have
 also been experiencing a stop in services recently with ICS.  
 The machine
 just stops forwarding packets and again, I have to re-run the 
 script.  Tried
 it on 3 machines now with no luck.
 Try to run the wizard again and see if that helps.
 
 
 At 09:17 AM 9/19/2001 +0200, you wrote:
  running Mandrake 8.0.
 Yesterday I UPDATED the kernel (Using the MandrakeUpdate utility)
 to be 2.4.3-20
 All at a sudden, iptables is not working (cannot share internet
 and ALSO the DHCP does not work...). But what is worst, my
 beloved modem does not work anymore (well, KPPP is guessing
 that ppp is not supported by the kernel...)
 I am now in the position of not being able to use my Linux machine
 which was hosting the FATS Modem as well as the PRINTER.
 Is this a joke or a nightmare?
 I am a user, not a guru. I have no time to read and study
 the Kernel howto and so on.
 Which is the QUICKEST AND SAFEST way to have a system working again?
 Thanks a lot indeed.
 /stefano
 
 
 



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Re: [newbie] Is this a joke?

2001-09-19 Thread lloyd






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Re: [newbie] Is this a joke?

2001-09-19 Thread Scott

I have experienced the exact same problem.  The only way I have been
able to get around it is to re-run the Internet Connection Sharing script
on the Mandrake Control Center.  That seems to solve the problem.  I have
also been experiencing a stop in services recently with ICS.  The machine
just stops forwarding packets and again, I have to re-run the script.  Tried
it on 3 machines now with no luck.
Try to run the wizard again and see if that helps.


At 09:17 AM 9/19/2001 +0200, you wrote:
 running Mandrake 8.0.
Yesterday I UPDATED the kernel (Using the MandrakeUpdate utility)
to be 2.4.3-20
All at a sudden, iptables is not working (cannot share internet
and ALSO the DHCP does not work...). But what is worst, my
beloved modem does not work anymore (well, KPPP is guessing
that ppp is not supported by the kernel...)
I am now in the position of not being able to use my Linux machine
which was hosting the FATS Modem as well as the PRINTER.
Is this a joke or a nightmare?
I am a user, not a guru. I have no time to read and study
the Kernel howto and so on.
Which is the QUICKEST AND SAFEST way to have a system working again?
Thanks a lot indeed.
/stefano




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Re: Polite software (was RE: [newbie] Is this a joke?)

2001-09-19 Thread Altaira

The hardware drives the software.
I am an X-Electronics employee. Greedy, time equals
money, perfection a must.  QUALITY suffers.
Many a time items are shipped off to market that are
not what they claim to be.  A mistake made in a
production line.  A deal made with the next in line,
(no charge).  A niche made in the market or packaged
in a box that it really does not belong to.
It is a game of chance by the consumer.

Mark Johnson wrote:

 Do you think if someone or a group could provide a framework dedicated to
 supporting this scenario it could help open-source developers and users in
 terms of both time and money? Or do you think it wouldn't have a very
 significant effect on these inherent hurdles?  Do you think such a framework
 is even feasible?

 Are most open-source developers self trained or do most have some sort of
 educational background like a university or tech school? (Not that there are
 probably too many universities or tech school that teach good software
 engineering)

 I wonder if a payed subscription to this type of framework would be
 effective. Would people pay to subscribe to a automatic trouble shooting
 repository. I'm guessing not...

  -Original Message-
  From: civileme [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
  Sent: Wednesday, September 19, 2001 11:05 AM
  To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]; Mark Johnson;
  '[EMAIL PROTECTED]'
  Subject: Re: Polite software (was RE: [newbie] Is this a joke?)
 
  This is not a gripe, just an observation, but it seems like
  for most people
  (including me) their linux system is usually in a constant state of
  broken-ness, or in some way always marginally handicapped.
  Why is that?  I
  realize that software is difficult to write just in general
  and operating
  systems and things like desktops are even more difficult, but
  it appears
  that there is a fundamental problem with how software deals
  with exceptions.
 
  
 
  Well, the real story is that we don't spend enough money on
  software.  If you
  want good error messages, it has to come from the programmer.
   The programmer
  needs time and training for this to happen.  Right now, we
  are against a wall
  with people regularly working 14-hour days just to get a
  distro to you.  Bugs
  cannot be solved because the model of inspection is proven
  not to work, by no
  less than Microsoft where every programmer is shadowed by a tester.
 
  Proper design is needed so the job gets done right the first
  time--then the
  level of bugfixes will be lower, the interaction of various pieces of
  software will be lesser, and the initial product will be much
  better.  This
  requires training, and this training is _VERY_ expensive.  Take 30
  programmers out of action for 3 weeks to train them, make
  another three weeks
  by magic for them to plan out the activities of the distro,
  add another 5
  weeks to get the text of error messages meaningful and right
  and translated
  into 40 odd languages, and pay for a couple of trainers
  (peanuts compared to
  the lost time expense) then somehow by magic keep up with the
  competition
  while you are missing half your between distro programmer time.
 
  It is expensive to have good programmers.  We have the best
  because many are
  here because this is free software, but still the amount of
  time required for
  this job is enormous and most work grueling hours.  So it is
  expensive.
 
  So if enough people really want more informative error
  messages and better
  wizards and tools, it can be done.  The obstacle is really cost.
 
  Civileme
 

   
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Re: Polite software (was RE: [newbie] Is this a joke?)

2001-09-19 Thread civileme

On Wednesday 19 September 2001 18:18, you wrote:
 Do you think if someone or a group could provide a framework dedicated to
 supporting this scenario it could help open-source developers and users in
 terms of both time and money? Or do you think it wouldn't have a very
 significant effect on these inherent hurdles?  Do you think such a
 framework is even feasible?

 Are most open-source developers self trained or do most have some sort of
 educational background like a university or tech school? (Not that there
 are probably too many universities or tech school that teach good software
 engineering)

 I wonder if a payed subscription to this type of framework would be
 effective. Would people pay to subscribe to a automatic trouble shooting
 repository. I'm guessing not...


Software engineering of the type required for a whole distro simply isn't 
taught.  The production of such requires small-group dynamics and use of 
statisitcs and consensus-building tools so everyone can feel creative and a 
winner.  Without that, you might as well try to herd cats.

Civileme

  -Original Message-
  From: civileme [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
  Sent: Wednesday, September 19, 2001 11:05 AM
 
  To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]; Mark Johnson;
  '[EMAIL PROTECTED]'
  Subject: Re: Polite software (was RE: [newbie] Is this a joke?)
 
  This is not a gripe, just an observation, but it seems like
  for most people
  (including me) their linux system is usually in a constant state of
  broken-ness, or in some way always marginally handicapped.
  Why is that?  I
  realize that software is difficult to write just in general
  and operating
  systems and things like desktops are even more difficult, but
  it appears
  that there is a fundamental problem with how software deals
  with exceptions.
 
  
 
  Well, the real story is that we don't spend enough money on
  software.  If you
  want good error messages, it has to come from the programmer.
   The programmer
  needs time and training for this to happen.  Right now, we
  are against a wall
  with people regularly working 14-hour days just to get a
  distro to you.  Bugs
  cannot be solved because the model of inspection is proven
  not to work, by no
  less than Microsoft where every programmer is shadowed by a tester.
 
  Proper design is needed so the job gets done right the first
  time--then the
  level of bugfixes will be lower, the interaction of various pieces of
  software will be lesser, and the initial product will be much
  better.  This
  requires training, and this training is _VERY_ expensive.  Take 30
  programmers out of action for 3 weeks to train them, make
  another three weeks
  by magic for them to plan out the activities of the distro,
  add another 5
  weeks to get the text of error messages meaningful and right
  and translated
  into 40 odd languages, and pay for a couple of trainers
  (peanuts compared to
  the lost time expense) then somehow by magic keep up with the
  competition
  while you are missing half your between distro programmer time.
 
  It is expensive to have good programmers.  We have the best
  because many are
  here because this is free software, but still the amount of
  time required for
  this job is enormous and most work grueling hours.  So it is
  expensive.
 
  So if enough people really want more informative error
  messages and better
  wizards and tools, it can be done.  The obstacle is really cost.
 
  Civileme



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RE: Polite software (was RE: [newbie] Is this a joke?)

2001-09-19 Thread Mark Johnson

Do you think if someone or a group could provide a framework dedicated to
supporting this scenario it could help open-source developers and users in
terms of both time and money? Or do you think it wouldn't have a very
significant effect on these inherent hurdles?  Do you think such a framework
is even feasible?

Are most open-source developers self trained or do most have some sort of
educational background like a university or tech school? (Not that there are
probably too many universities or tech school that teach good software
engineering)

I wonder if a payed subscription to this type of framework would be
effective. Would people pay to subscribe to a automatic trouble shooting
repository. I'm guessing not...

 -Original Message-
 From: civileme [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
 Sent: Wednesday, September 19, 2001 11:05 AM
 To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]; Mark Johnson; 
 '[EMAIL PROTECTED]'
 Subject: Re: Polite software (was RE: [newbie] Is this a joke?)
 
 This is not a gripe, just an observation, but it seems like 
 for most people
 (including me) their linux system is usually in a constant state of
 broken-ness, or in some way always marginally handicapped.  
 Why is that?  I
 realize that software is difficult to write just in general 
 and operating
 systems and things like desktops are even more difficult, but 
 it appears
 that there is a fundamental problem with how software deals 
 with exceptions.
 
 
 
 Well, the real story is that we don't spend enough money on 
 software.  If you 
 want good error messages, it has to come from the programmer. 
  The programmer 
 needs time and training for this to happen.  Right now, we 
 are against a wall 
 with people regularly working 14-hour days just to get a 
 distro to you.  Bugs 
 cannot be solved because the model of inspection is proven 
 not to work, by no 
 less than Microsoft where every programmer is shadowed by a tester.
 
 Proper design is needed so the job gets done right the first 
 time--then the 
 level of bugfixes will be lower, the interaction of various pieces of 
 software will be lesser, and the initial product will be much 
 better.  This 
 requires training, and this training is _VERY_ expensive.  Take 30 
 programmers out of action for 3 weeks to train them, make 
 another three weeks 
 by magic for them to plan out the activities of the distro, 
 add another 5 
 weeks to get the text of error messages meaningful and right 
 and translated 
 into 40 odd languages, and pay for a couple of trainers 
 (peanuts compared to 
 the lost time expense) then somehow by magic keep up with the 
 competition 
 while you are missing half your between distro programmer time.
 
 It is expensive to have good programmers.  We have the best 
 because many are 
 here because this is free software, but still the amount of 
 time required for 
 this job is enormous and most work grueling hours.  So it is 
 expensive.
 
 So if enough people really want more informative error 
 messages and better 
 wizards and tools, it can be done.  The obstacle is really cost.
 
 Civileme




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Re: [newbie] Is this a joke?

2001-09-19 Thread civileme

On Wednesday 19 September 2001 09:17, Stefano POGLIANI wrote:
 Hi all,

   running Mandrake 8.0.
 Yesterday I UPDATED the kernel (Using the MandrakeUpdate utility)
 to be 2.4.3-20

 All at a sudden, iptables is not working (cannot share internet
 and ALSO the DHCP does not work...). But what is worst, my
 beloved modem does not work anymore (well, KPPP is guessing
 that ppp is not supported by the kernel...)

 I am now in the position of not being able to use my Linux machine
 which was hosting the FATS Modem as well as the PRINTER.

 Is this a joke or a nightmare?

 I am a user, not a guru. I have no time to read and study
 the Kernel howto and so on.

 Which is the QUICKEST AND SAFEST way to have a system working again?

 Thanks a lot indeed.

 /stefano


First of all INSTALL the old kernel from your CDs

Next READ the security advisory about the kernel.  It says you will break 
your system if you use Update.

Then download the kernel and install it 

rpm -ivh kernel-2.4.7-12.3mdk.i586.rpm
rpm -ivh kernel-headers

This will work and will give you a new boot point, without disturbing your 
old system.  There is no supermount in this kernel.

Civileme



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Re: Polite software (was RE: [newbie] Is this a joke?)

2001-09-19 Thread civileme


This is not a gripe, just an observation, but it seems like for most people
(including me) their linux system is usually in a constant state of
broken-ness, or in some way always marginally handicapped.  Why is that?  I
realize that software is difficult to write just in general and operating
systems and things like desktops are even more difficult, but it appears
that there is a fundamental problem with how software deals with exceptions.


From my point of view when I install a piece of software and it breaks
something that's ok -- i understand things happen, but what infuriates me is
when the software says, in effect, nope can't do it.  Then I have to spend
a week pouring through documentation until usually I give up because I just
can't afford to spend that much time tweaking my system, in what seems to
be, in vain and I just leave that part broken.  It seems to me that the
software should know or at least guess better than me about why it can't run
and could possibly offer some suggestions.  (I realize there is syslog and
log files, which are meant for programmers and sysadmins to decipher and not
for common users). A lot of the time I find software complains that it can
work because of a permission problem, I wish it would just tell me that.  In
this day with most linux users having internet access why not develop an
online problem resolution module that can be plugged into most software
projects so when a problem occurs the software itself can query a trouble
shooting database to help the user out.  Possibly, if embedding this type of
functionality is not possible in the actual software an external tool that
references this database would work.

There is a wealth of information burried in newsgroup and mailing list
archives but it's very hard to extract and very time consuming. If this
knowledge base could be (albeit slowly) uploaded to a trouble shooting
database in about 2 or 3 years there would be a nice repository of info.
Things like bugzilla and it's cousins are nice but a lot of work is put on
the user to know how to find stuff. This is troubling because the software
(i.e. the programmer) knows better than the user, why can't the software
trouble shoot itself?

It would be great if after you installed the lastest distribution of
Mandrake a tool (built-in?) is provided that it would automatically check
Mandrake's errata database and synch your system against it.  Why not?  A
lot of work, but certainly doable.

When the ordinary user community bellyaches that linux is too hard the
linux community bellyaches back about how users are dumb and they (the
Lusers) should be more savvy about computer things.  My position is if
linux software requires a more savvy user, linux software should coach users
into this state of enlightenment.  There is too much secret knowledge just
about computers in general and even more surrounding linux.  We all don't
have time to become sysadmins and programmers; the time is shortly
approaching when linux should recognize this fact.

(ps: sorry, I guess this turned into a gripe -- but with all the best
intentions and love for Mandrake and Linux, mind you!)


Well, the real story is that we don't spend enough money on software.  If you 
want good error messages, it has to come from the programmer.  The programmer 
needs time and training for this to happen.  Right now, we are against a wall 
with people regularly working 14-hour days just to get a distro to you.  Bugs 
cannot be solved because the model of inspection is proven not to work, by no 
less than Microsoft where every programmer is shadowed by a tester.

Proper design is needed so the job gets done right the first time--then the 
level of bugfixes will be lower, the interaction of various pieces of 
software will be lesser, and the initial product will be much better.  This 
requires training, and this training is _VERY_ expensive.  Take 30 
programmers out of action for 3 weeks to train them, make another three weeks 
by magic for them to plan out the activities of the distro, add another 5 
weeks to get the text of error messages meaningful and right and translated 
into 40 odd languages, and pay for a couple of trainers (peanuts compared to 
the lost time expense) then somehow by magic keep up with the competition 
while you are missing half your between distro programmer time.

It is expensive to have good programmers.  We have the best because many are 
here because this is free software, but still the amount of time required for 
this job is enormous and most work grueling hours.  So it is expensive.

So if enough people really want more informative error messages and better 
wizards and tools, it can be done.  The obstacle is really cost.

Civileme



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