Thursday Funny Request
Got this request from on of our DBA's, I'm waiting to respond until after I stop laughing hysterically: Need domain policy temporarly changed on dbaserver to remove requirment for Windows complex password, so application can be installed and then the policy can be reactivated. -- Sherry Abercrombie Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic. Arthur C. Clarke ~ Finally, powerful endpoint security that ISN'T a resource hog! ~ ~ http://www.sunbeltsoftware.com/Business/VIPRE-Enterprise/ ~
Re: Thursday Funny Request
Sounds to me like you have some people working as DBA's that should be watched ALL the time to me. Jon On Thu, Dec 17, 2009 at 8:37 AM, Sherry Abercrombie saber...@gmail.comwrote: Got this request from on of our DBA's, I'm waiting to respond until after I stop laughing hysterically: Need domain policy temporarly changed on dbaserver to remove requirment for Windows complex password, so application can be installed and then the policy can be reactivated. -- Sherry Abercrombie Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic. Arthur C. Clarke ~ Finally, powerful endpoint security that ISN'T a resource hog! ~ ~ http://www.sunbeltsoftware.com/Business/VIPRE-Enterprise/ ~
Re: Thursday Funny Request
A complex password is S easy to create, just look at what is used whenever you go to a MS training class: p...@ssw0rd, or something along those lines. Even todays date configured correctly meets the password complexity requiremends17December2009. Sheesh...now I've quit laughing and am bordering on being pissed off. On Thu, Dec 17, 2009 at 7:39 AM, Jon Harris jk.har...@gmail.com wrote: Sounds to me like you have some people working as DBA's that should be watched ALL the time to me. Jon On Thu, Dec 17, 2009 at 8:37 AM, Sherry Abercrombie saber...@gmail.comwrote: Got this request from on of our DBA's, I'm waiting to respond until after I stop laughing hysterically: Need domain policy temporarly changed on dbaserver to remove requirment for Windows complex password, so application can be installed and then the policy can be reactivated. -- Sherry Abercrombie Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic. Arthur C. Clarke -- Sherry Abercrombie Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic. Arthur C. Clarke Sent from Keller, TX, United States ~ Finally, powerful endpoint security that ISN'T a resource hog! ~ ~ http://www.sunbeltsoftware.com/Business/VIPRE-Enterprise/ ~
Re: Thursday Funny Request
That was understood I am just wondering how this person got to be a DBA or at the least has been allowed to remain a DBA. Jon On Thu, Dec 17, 2009 at 8:45 AM, Sherry Abercrombie saber...@gmail.comwrote: A complex password is S easy to create, just look at what is used whenever you go to a MS training class: p...@ssw0rd, or something along those lines. Even todays date configured correctly meets the password complexity requiremends17December2009. Sheesh...now I've quit laughing and am bordering on being pissed off. On Thu, Dec 17, 2009 at 7:39 AM, Jon Harris jk.har...@gmail.com wrote: Sounds to me like you have some people working as DBA's that should be watched ALL the time to me. Jon On Thu, Dec 17, 2009 at 8:37 AM, Sherry Abercrombie saber...@gmail.com wrote: Got this request from on of our DBA's, I'm waiting to respond until after I stop laughing hysterically: Need domain policy temporarly changed on dbaserver to remove requirment for Windows complex password, so application can be installed and then the policy can be reactivated. -- Sherry Abercrombie Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic. Arthur C. Clarke -- Sherry Abercrombie Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic. Arthur C. Clarke Sent from Keller, TX, United States ~ Finally, powerful endpoint security that ISN'T a resource hog! ~ ~ http://www.sunbeltsoftware.com/Business/VIPRE-Enterprise/ ~
Re: Thursday Funny Request
Sherri, When you do respond ask them if they need the SS numbers of everyone in the organization and their banking information. I would be peev'd, too! On Dec 17, 2009 8:46 AM, Sherry Abercrombie saber...@gmail.com wrote: A complex password is S easy to create, just look at what is used whenever you go to a MS training class: p...@ssw0rd, or something along those lines. Even todays date configured correctly meets the password complexity requiremends17December2009. Sheesh...now I've quit laughing and am bordering on being pissed off. On Thu, Dec 17, 2009 at 7:39 AM, Jon Harris jk.har...@gmail.com wrote: Sounds to me like you ... Sent from Keller, TX, United States ~ Finally, powerful endpoint security that ISN'T a resource hog! ~ ~ http://www.sunbeltsoftware.com/Business/VIPRE-Enterprise/ ~
RE: Thursday Funny Request
Now what would really piss me off if your pointy haired and clueless boss came over and made you change it. Can I call you Alice? J From: Sherry Abercrombie [mailto:saber...@gmail.com] Sent: Thursday, December 17, 2009 6:46 AM To: NT System Admin Issues Subject: Re: Thursday Funny Request A complex password is S easy to create, just look at what is used whenever you go to a MS training class: p...@ssw0rd, or something along those lines. Even todays date configured correctly meets the password complexity requiremends17December2009. Sheesh...now I've quit laughing and am bordering on being pissed off. On Thu, Dec 17, 2009 at 7:39 AM, Jon Harris jk.har...@gmail.com wrote: Sounds to me like you have some people working as DBA's that should be watched ALL the time to me. Jon On Thu, Dec 17, 2009 at 8:37 AM, Sherry Abercrombie saber...@gmail.com wrote: Got this request from on of our DBA's, I'm waiting to respond until after I stop laughing hysterically: Need domain policy temporarly changed on dbaserver to remove requirment for Windows complex password, so application can be installed and then the policy can be reactivated. -- Sherry Abercrombie Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic. Arthur C. Clarke -- Sherry Abercrombie Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic. Arthur C. Clarke Sent from Keller, TX, United States This message contains confidential information and is intended only for the intended recipient(s). If you are not the named recipient you should not read, distribute or copy this e-mail. Please notify the sender immediately via e-mail if you have received this e-mail by mistake; then, delete this e-mail from your system. ~ Finally, powerful endpoint security that ISN'T a resource hog! ~ ~ http://www.sunbeltsoftware.com/Business/VIPRE-Enterprise/ ~
Re: RE: Thursday Funny Request
Oh! Can I be Wally?
On Dec 17, 2009 8:53 AM, Eldridge, Dave d...@parkviewmc.com wrote:
Now what would really piss me off if your pointy haired and clueless boss
came over and made you change it.
Can I call you Alice? J
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*Sent:* Thursday, December 17, 2009 6:46 AM
*To:* NT System Admin Issues
*Subject:* Re: Thursday Funny Request
A complex password is S easy to create, just look at what is used
whenever you go to a MS t...
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Sounds to me like you have some people working as DBA's that should be
watched ALL the time to me
-- Sherry Abercrombie Any sufficiently advanced technology is
indistinguishable from magic
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RE: RE: Thursday Funny Request
I wanna be Dogbert. He's my hero... *** Charlie Kaiser charl...@golden-eagle.org Kingman, AZ *** -Original Message- From: Daniel Rodriguez [mailto:drod...@gmail.com] Sent: Thursday, December 17, 2009 6:59 AM To: NT System Admin Issues Subject: Re: RE: Thursday Funny Request Oh! Can I be Wally? On Dec 17, 2009 8:53 AM, Eldridge, Dave d...@parkviewmc.com wrote: Now what would really piss me off if your pointy haired and clueless boss came over and made you change it. Can I call you Alice? J ~ Finally, powerful endpoint security that ISN'T a resource hog! ~ ~ http://www.sunbeltsoftware.com/Business/VIPRE-Enterprise/ ~
Re: Thursday Funny Request
I always thought that the law of natural selection would have gotten rid of most of these kinds of individuals. Guess the gene pool is not as clean as one would have hoped. I mean to stick you hand into a hornets nest by accident is one thing to stick it in to find out if they will sting you is another. Jon On Thu, Dec 17, 2009 at 8:45 AM, Sherry Abercrombie saber...@gmail.comwrote: A complex password is S easy to create, just look at what is used whenever you go to a MS training class: p...@ssw0rd, or something along those lines. Even todays date configured correctly meets the password complexity requiremends17December2009. Sheesh...now I've quit laughing and am bordering on being pissed off. On Thu, Dec 17, 2009 at 7:39 AM, Jon Harris jk.har...@gmail.com wrote: Sounds to me like you have some people working as DBA's that should be watched ALL the time to me. Jon On Thu, Dec 17, 2009 at 8:37 AM, Sherry Abercrombie saber...@gmail.com wrote: Got this request from on of our DBA's, I'm waiting to respond until after I stop laughing hysterically: Need domain policy temporarly changed on dbaserver to remove requirment for Windows complex password, so application can be installed and then the policy can be reactivated. -- Sherry Abercrombie Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic. Arthur C. Clarke -- Sherry Abercrombie Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic. Arthur C. Clarke Sent from Keller, TX, United States ~ Finally, powerful endpoint security that ISN'T a resource hog! ~ ~ http://www.sunbeltsoftware.com/Business/VIPRE-Enterprise/ ~
RE: Thursday Funny Request
A complex password is so easy to create this sentence is one. *Any* properly formatted sentence is an adequately complex password. People see me enter my password and ask how do you remember all that?. A 25 character sentence is easier to remember than some bizarre mix of random characters of half the length. Even 17 December 2009 is a complex password - does SQL not allow spaces in passwords? You security experts, is Sr2FDeT2M0hProYMs a more complex password than There once was a man from Nantucket.? The latter is a 35 character password that I'm sure most of you could remember. David Lum // SYSTEMS ENGINEER NORTHWEST EVALUATION ASSOCIATION (Desk) 971.222.1025 // (Cell) 503.267.9764 From: Sherry Abercrombie [mailto:saber...@gmail.com] Sent: Thursday, December 17, 2009 5:46 AM To: NT System Admin Issues Subject: Re: Thursday Funny Request A complex password is S easy to create, just look at what is used whenever you go to a MS training class: p...@ssw0rd, or something along those lines. Even todays date configured correctly meets the password complexity requiremends17December2009. Sheesh...now I've quit laughing and am bordering on being pissed off. On Thu, Dec 17, 2009 at 7:39 AM, Jon Harris jk.har...@gmail.commailto:jk.har...@gmail.com wrote: Sounds to me like you have some people working as DBA's that should be watched ALL the time to me. Jon On Thu, Dec 17, 2009 at 8:37 AM, Sherry Abercrombie saber...@gmail.commailto:saber...@gmail.com wrote: Got this request from on of our DBA's, I'm waiting to respond until after I stop laughing hysterically: Need domain policy temporarly changed on dbaserver to remove requirment for Windows complex password, so application can be installed and then the policy can be reactivated. -- Sherry Abercrombie Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic. Arthur C. Clarke -- Sherry Abercrombie Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic. Arthur C. Clarke Sent from Keller, TX, United States ~ Finally, powerful endpoint security that ISN'T a resource hog! ~ ~ http://www.sunbeltsoftware.com/Business/VIPRE-Enterprise/ ~
Re: Thursday Funny Request
I'll respond to this one seriously, since I've had a few applications which install SQL instances fail like this. The installer program may not function correctly because it sets an SA password that isn't complex enough for your environment, therefore the application cannot be installed. It may be that the SA account is never used again after the installer is done, in which case set the SA account to be complex after the application has been installed. Optionally, the machine in question can be removed from the AD, application installed and rejoined to the AD. In the same case the SA password should be changed to match complexity requirements. On Thu, Dec 17, 2009 at 8:37 AM, Sherry Abercrombie saber...@gmail.comwrote: Got this request from on of our DBA's, I'm waiting to respond until after I stop laughing hysterically: Need domain policy temporarly changed on dbaserver to remove requirment for Windows complex password, so application can be installed and then the policy can be reactivated. -- Sherry Abercrombie Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic. Arthur C. Clarke ~ Finally, powerful endpoint security that ISN'T a resource hog! ~ ~ http://www.sunbeltsoftware.com/Business/VIPRE-Enterprise/ ~
Re: Thursday Funny Request
What I want to know is what kind of application in 2009 requires a network password to not be complex to be installed? I'm just glad he's not in the office yet because I would have to rip him to shreds.yeah you can call me alice. On Thu, Dec 17, 2009 at 8:14 AM, David Lum david@nwea.org wrote: A complex password is so easy to create this sentence is one. **Any** properly formatted sentence is an adequately complex “password”. People see me enter my password and ask “how do you remember all that?”. A 25 character sentence is easier to remember than some bizarre mix of random characters of half the length. Even 17 December 2009 is a complex password – does SQL not allow spaces in passwords? You security experts, is “Sr2FDeT2M0hProYMs” a more complex password than “There once was a man from Nantucket.”? The latter is a 35 character password that I’m sure most of you could remember. *David Lum** **// *SYSTEMS ENGINEER NORTHWEST EVALUATION ASSOCIATION (Desk) 971.222.1025 *// *(Cell) 503.267.9764 *From:* Sherry Abercrombie [mailto:saber...@gmail.com] *Sent:* Thursday, December 17, 2009 5:46 AM *To:* NT System Admin Issues *Subject:* Re: Thursday Funny Request A complex password is S easy to create, just look at what is used whenever you go to a MS training class: p...@ssw0rd, or something along those lines. Even todays date configured correctly meets the password complexity requiremends17December2009. Sheesh...now I've quit laughing and am bordering on being pissed off. On Thu, Dec 17, 2009 at 7:39 AM, Jon Harris jk.har...@gmail.com wrote: Sounds to me like you have some people working as DBA's that should be watched ALL the time to me. Jon On Thu, Dec 17, 2009 at 8:37 AM, Sherry Abercrombie saber...@gmail.com wrote: Got this request from on of our DBA's, I'm waiting to respond until after I stop laughing hysterically: Need domain policy temporarly changed on dbaserver to remove requirment for Windows complex password, so application can be installed and then the policy can be reactivated. -- Sherry Abercrombie Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic. Arthur C. Clarke -- Sherry Abercrombie Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic. Arthur C. Clarke Sent from Keller, TX, United States -- Sherry Abercrombie Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic. Arthur C. Clarke Sent from Keller, TX, United States ~ Finally, powerful endpoint security that ISN'T a resource hog! ~ ~ http://www.sunbeltsoftware.com/Business/VIPRE-Enterprise/ ~
RE: Thursday Funny Request
But ya doesn't has to call me Johnson! Bill Lambert Concuity Phone 847-941-9206 The information contained in this e-mail message, including any attached files, is intended only for the personal and confidential use of the recipient(s) named above. If you are not the intended recipient (or authorized to receive information for the recipient) you are hereby notified that you have received this communication in error and that any review, dissemination, distribution, or copying of this message is strictly prohibited. If you have received this communication in error, please contact the sender by reply email and delete all copies of this message. Thank you. From: Sherry Abercrombie [mailto:saber...@gmail.com] Sent: Thursday, December 17, 2009 8:32 AM To: NT System Admin Issues Subject: Re: Thursday Funny Request What I want to know is what kind of application in 2009 requires a network password to not be complex to be installed? I'm just glad he's not in the office yet because I would have to rip him to shreds.yeah you can call me alice. On Thu, Dec 17, 2009 at 8:14 AM, David Lum david@nwea.org wrote: A complex password is so easy to create this sentence is one. *Any* properly formatted sentence is an adequately complex password. People see me enter my password and ask how do you remember all that?. A 25 character sentence is easier to remember than some bizarre mix of random characters of half the length. Even 17 December 2009 is a complex password - does SQL not allow spaces in passwords? You security experts, is Sr2FDeT2M0hProYMs a more complex password than There once was a man from Nantucket.? The latter is a 35 character password that I'm sure most of you could remember. David Lum // SYSTEMS ENGINEER NORTHWEST EVALUATION ASSOCIATION (Desk) 971.222.1025 // (Cell) 503.267.9764 From: Sherry Abercrombie [mailto:saber...@gmail.com] Sent: Thursday, December 17, 2009 5:46 AM To: NT System Admin Issues Subject: Re: Thursday Funny Request A complex password is S easy to create, just look at what is used whenever you go to a MS training class: p...@ssw0rd, or something along those lines. Even todays date configured correctly meets the password complexity requiremends17December2009. Sheesh...now I've quit laughing and am bordering on being pissed off. On Thu, Dec 17, 2009 at 7:39 AM, Jon Harris jk.har...@gmail.com wrote: Sounds to me like you have some people working as DBA's that should be watched ALL the time to me. Jon On Thu, Dec 17, 2009 at 8:37 AM, Sherry Abercrombie saber...@gmail.com wrote: Got this request from on of our DBA's, I'm waiting to respond until after I stop laughing hysterically: Need domain policy temporarly changed on dbaserver to remove requirment for Windows complex password, so application can be installed and then the policy can be reactivated. -- Sherry Abercrombie Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic. Arthur C. Clarke -- Sherry Abercrombie Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic. Arthur C. Clarke Sent from Keller, TX, United States -- Sherry Abercrombie Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic. Arthur C. Clarke Sent from Keller, TX, United States ~ Finally, powerful endpoint security that ISN'T a resource hog! ~ ~ http://www.sunbeltsoftware.com/Business/VIPRE-Enterprise/ ~
Re: RE: Thursday Funny Request
Only if you keep Eddy Haskel away! (Now, let's see into how many
directions this can diverge...)
--
richard
Daniel Rodriguez drod...@gmail.com wrote on 12/17/2009 07:59:21 AM:
Oh! Can I be Wally?
On Dec 17, 2009 8:53 AM, Eldridge, Dave d...@parkviewmc.com wrote:
Now what would really piss me off if your pointy haired and clueless
boss came over and made you change it.
Can I call you Alice? J
From: Sherry Abercrombie [mailto:saber...@gmail.com]
Sent: Thursday, December 17, 2009 6:46 AM
To: NT System Admin Issues
Subject: Re: Thursday Funny Request
A complex password is S easy to create, just look at what is
used whenever you go to a MS t...
On Thu, Dec 17, 2009 at 7:39 AM, Jon Harris jk.har...@gmail.com wrote:
Sounds to me like you have some people working as DBA's that should
be watched ALL the time to me
-- Sherry Abercrombie Any sufficiently advanced technology is
indistinguishable from magic
Sent from Keller, TX, United States
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RE: Thursday Funny Request
That is the part I don't get. Based upon his/her request the installer shouldn't even need to know the password. It should just install with the logged in credentials. And if it chokes on a complex password during install maybe because of a service it installs it will choke afterwards too. Unless he/she is asking for the password to remain 'simple' after the install.Just because I am curious I would love to hear the rest of this story. From: Sherry Abercrombie [mailto:saber...@gmail.com] Sent: Thursday, December 17, 2009 9:32 AM To: NT System Admin Issues Subject: Re: Thursday Funny Request What I want to know is what kind of application in 2009 requires a network password to not be complex to be installed? I'm just glad he's not in the office yet because I would have to rip him to shreds.yeah you can call me alice. On Thu, Dec 17, 2009 at 8:14 AM, David Lum david@nwea.orgmailto:david@nwea.org wrote: A complex password is so easy to create this sentence is one. *Any* properly formatted sentence is an adequately complex password. People see me enter my password and ask how do you remember all that?. A 25 character sentence is easier to remember than some bizarre mix of random characters of half the length. Even 17 December 2009 is a complex password - does SQL not allow spaces in passwords? You security experts, is Sr2FDeT2M0hProYMs a more complex password than There once was a man from Nantucket.? The latter is a 35 character password that I'm sure most of you could remember. David Lum // SYSTEMS ENGINEER NORTHWEST EVALUATION ASSOCIATION (Desk) 971.222.1025 // (Cell) 503.267.9764 From: Sherry Abercrombie [mailto:saber...@gmail.commailto:saber...@gmail.com] Sent: Thursday, December 17, 2009 5:46 AM To: NT System Admin Issues Subject: Re: Thursday Funny Request A complex password is S easy to create, just look at what is used whenever you go to a MS training class: p...@ssw0rd, or something along those lines. Even todays date configured correctly meets the password complexity requiremends17December2009. Sheesh...now I've quit laughing and am bordering on being pissed off. On Thu, Dec 17, 2009 at 7:39 AM, Jon Harris jk.har...@gmail.commailto:jk.har...@gmail.com wrote: Sounds to me like you have some people working as DBA's that should be watched ALL the time to me. Jon On Thu, Dec 17, 2009 at 8:37 AM, Sherry Abercrombie saber...@gmail.commailto:saber...@gmail.com wrote: Got this request from on of our DBA's, I'm waiting to respond until after I stop laughing hysterically: Need domain policy temporarly changed on dbaserver to remove requirment for Windows complex password, so application can be installed and then the policy can be reactivated. -- Sherry Abercrombie Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic. Arthur C. Clarke -- Sherry Abercrombie Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic. Arthur C. Clarke Sent from Keller, TX, United States -- Sherry Abercrombie Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic. Arthur C. Clarke Sent from Keller, TX, United States ~ Finally, powerful endpoint security that ISN'T a resource hog! ~ ~ http://www.sunbeltsoftware.com/Business/VIPRE-Enterprise/ ~
Re: Thursday Funny Request
It's the SA password. Is this thing on? On Thu, Dec 17, 2009 at 9:49 AM, Kennedy, Jim kennedy...@elyriaschools.orgwrote: That is the part I don’t get. Based upon his/her request the installer shouldn’t even need to know the password. It should just install with the logged in credentials. And if it chokes on a complex password during install maybe because of a service it installs it will choke afterwards too. Unless he/she is asking for the password to remain ‘simple’ after the install…..Just because I am curious I would love to hear the rest of this story. *From:* Sherry Abercrombie [mailto:saber...@gmail.com] *Sent:* Thursday, December 17, 2009 9:32 AM *To:* NT System Admin Issues *Subject:* Re: Thursday Funny Request What I want to know is what kind of application in 2009 requires a network password to not be complex to be installed? I'm just glad he's not in the office yet because I would have to rip him to shreds.yeah you can call me alice. On Thu, Dec 17, 2009 at 8:14 AM, David Lum david@nwea.org wrote: A complex password is so easy to create this sentence is one. **Any** properly formatted sentence is an adequately complex “password”. People see me enter my password and ask “how do you remember all that?”. A 25 character sentence is easier to remember than some bizarre mix of random characters of half the length. Even 17 December 2009 is a complex password – does SQL not allow spaces in passwords? You security experts, is “Sr2FDeT2M0hProYMs” a more complex password than “There once was a man from Nantucket.”? The latter is a 35 character password that I’m sure most of you could remember. *David Lum** **// *SYSTEMS ENGINEER NORTHWEST EVALUATION ASSOCIATION (Desk) 971.222.1025 *// *(Cell) 503.267.9764 *From:* Sherry Abercrombie [mailto:saber...@gmail.com] *Sent:* Thursday, December 17, 2009 5:46 AM *To:* NT System Admin Issues *Subject:* Re: Thursday Funny Request A complex password is S easy to create, just look at what is used whenever you go to a MS training class: p...@ssw0rd, or something along those lines. Even todays date configured correctly meets the password complexity requiremends17December2009. Sheesh...now I've quit laughing and am bordering on being pissed off. On Thu, Dec 17, 2009 at 7:39 AM, Jon Harris jk.har...@gmail.com wrote: Sounds to me like you have some people working as DBA's that should be watched ALL the time to me. Jon On Thu, Dec 17, 2009 at 8:37 AM, Sherry Abercrombie saber...@gmail.com wrote: Got this request from on of our DBA's, I'm waiting to respond until after I stop laughing hysterically: Need domain policy temporarly changed on dbaserver to remove requirment for Windows complex password, so application can be installed and then the policy can be reactivated. -- Sherry Abercrombie Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic. Arthur C. Clarke -- Sherry Abercrombie Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic. Arthur C. Clarke Sent from Keller, TX, United States -- Sherry Abercrombie Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic. Arthur C. Clarke Sent from Keller, TX, United States ~ Finally, powerful endpoint security that ISN'T a resource hog! ~ ~ http://www.sunbeltsoftware.com/Business/VIPRE-Enterprise/ ~
RE: Thursday Funny Request
We have had to fulfill similar requests and the solution is as Johnathan Link says- disjoin, set PW, rejoin. 2008 Domains allow separate password policies, in which case you'd just apply the appropriate password GPO to that system, make the change, then flip it back. David Lum // SYSTEMS ENGINEER NORTHWEST EVALUATION ASSOCIATION (Desk) 971.222.1025 // (Cell) 503.267.9764 From: Sherry Abercrombie [mailto:saber...@gmail.com] Sent: Thursday, December 17, 2009 6:32 AM To: NT System Admin Issues Subject: Re: Thursday Funny Request What I want to know is what kind of application in 2009 requires a network password to not be complex to be installed? I'm just glad he's not in the office yet because I would have to rip him to shreds.yeah you can call me alice. On Thu, Dec 17, 2009 at 8:14 AM, David Lum david@nwea.orgmailto:david@nwea.org wrote: A complex password is so easy to create this sentence is one. *Any* properly formatted sentence is an adequately complex password. People see me enter my password and ask how do you remember all that?. A 25 character sentence is easier to remember than some bizarre mix of random characters of half the length. Even 17 December 2009 is a complex password - does SQL not allow spaces in passwords? You security experts, is Sr2FDeT2M0hProYMs a more complex password than There once was a man from Nantucket.? The latter is a 35 character password that I'm sure most of you could remember. David Lum // SYSTEMS ENGINEER NORTHWEST EVALUATION ASSOCIATION (Desk) 971.222.1025 // (Cell) 503.267.9764 From: Sherry Abercrombie [mailto:saber...@gmail.commailto:saber...@gmail.com] Sent: Thursday, December 17, 2009 5:46 AM To: NT System Admin Issues Subject: Re: Thursday Funny Request A complex password is S easy to create, just look at what is used whenever you go to a MS training class: p...@ssw0rd, or something along those lines. Even todays date configured correctly meets the password complexity requiremends17December2009. Sheesh...now I've quit laughing and am bordering on being pissed off. On Thu, Dec 17, 2009 at 7:39 AM, Jon Harris jk.har...@gmail.commailto:jk.har...@gmail.com wrote: Sounds to me like you have some people working as DBA's that should be watched ALL the time to me. Jon On Thu, Dec 17, 2009 at 8:37 AM, Sherry Abercrombie saber...@gmail.commailto:saber...@gmail.com wrote: Got this request from on of our DBA's, I'm waiting to respond until after I stop laughing hysterically: Need domain policy temporarly changed on dbaserver to remove requirment for Windows complex password, so application can be installed and then the policy can be reactivated. -- Sherry Abercrombie Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic. Arthur C. Clarke -- Sherry Abercrombie Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic. Arthur C. Clarke Sent from Keller, TX, United States -- Sherry Abercrombie Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic. Arthur C. Clarke Sent from Keller, TX, United States ~ Finally, powerful endpoint security that ISN'T a resource hog! ~ ~ http://www.sunbeltsoftware.com/Business/VIPRE-Enterprise/ ~
Re: Thursday Funny Request
They have an SA password that they use for all their databases. This is something to do with calculating taxes, at least that's what the server is, oh and I didn't mention, this server is in the test environment, we've also got two additional servers for this purpose one in Dev and one in production. Nope it's not gonna happen. We'll remove it from the domain (2003 domain) and he can just deal with it. On Thu, Dec 17, 2009 at 8:52 AM, Jonathan Link jonathan.l...@gmail.comwrote: It's the SA password. Is this thing on? On Thu, Dec 17, 2009 at 9:49 AM, Kennedy, Jim kennedy...@elyriaschools.org wrote: That is the part I don’t get. Based upon his/her request the installer shouldn’t even need to know the password. It should just install with the logged in credentials. And if it chokes on a complex password during install maybe because of a service it installs it will choke afterwards too. Unless he/she is asking for the password to remain ‘simple’ after the install…..Just because I am curious I would love to hear the rest of this story. *From:* Sherry Abercrombie [mailto:saber...@gmail.com] *Sent:* Thursday, December 17, 2009 9:32 AM *To:* NT System Admin Issues *Subject:* Re: Thursday Funny Request What I want to know is what kind of application in 2009 requires a network password to not be complex to be installed? I'm just glad he's not in the office yet because I would have to rip him to shreds.yeah you can call me alice. On Thu, Dec 17, 2009 at 8:14 AM, David Lum david@nwea.org wrote: A complex password is so easy to create this sentence is one. **Any** properly formatted sentence is an adequately complex “password”. People see me enter my password and ask “how do you remember all that?”. A 25 character sentence is easier to remember than some bizarre mix of random characters of half the length. Even 17 December 2009 is a complex password – does SQL not allow spaces in passwords? You security experts, is “Sr2FDeT2M0hProYMs” a more complex password than “There once was a man from Nantucket.”? The latter is a 35 character password that I’m sure most of you could remember. *David Lum** **// *SYSTEMS ENGINEER NORTHWEST EVALUATION ASSOCIATION (Desk) 971.222.1025 *// *(Cell) 503.267.9764 *From:* Sherry Abercrombie [mailto:saber...@gmail.com] *Sent:* Thursday, December 17, 2009 5:46 AM *To:* NT System Admin Issues *Subject:* Re: Thursday Funny Request A complex password is S easy to create, just look at what is used whenever you go to a MS training class: p...@ssw0rd, or something along those lines. Even todays date configured correctly meets the password complexity requiremends17December2009. Sheesh...now I've quit laughing and am bordering on being pissed off. On Thu, Dec 17, 2009 at 7:39 AM, Jon Harris jk.har...@gmail.com wrote: Sounds to me like you have some people working as DBA's that should be watched ALL the time to me. Jon On Thu, Dec 17, 2009 at 8:37 AM, Sherry Abercrombie saber...@gmail.com wrote: Got this request from on of our DBA's, I'm waiting to respond until after I stop laughing hysterically: Need domain policy temporarly changed on dbaserver to remove requirment for Windows complex password, so application can be installed and then the policy can be reactivated. -- Sherry Abercrombie Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic. Arthur C. Clarke -- Sherry Abercrombie Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic. Arthur C. Clarke Sent from Keller, TX, United States -- Sherry Abercrombie Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic. Arthur C. Clarke Sent from Keller, TX, United States -- Sherry Abercrombie Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic. Arthur C. Clarke Sent from Keller, TX, United States ~ Finally, powerful endpoint security that ISN'T a resource hog! ~ ~ http://www.sunbeltsoftware.com/Business/VIPRE-Enterprise/ ~
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I always thought that the law of natural selection would have gotten rid of most of these kinds of individuals. NOPE, they work cheap and the PHBs out there like a small payroll On Thu, Dec 17, 2009 at 9:05 AM, Jon Harris jk.har...@gmail.com wrote: I always thought that the law of natural selection would have gotten rid of most of these kinds of individuals. Guess the gene pool is not as clean as one would have hoped. I mean to stick you hand into a hornets nest by accident is one thing to stick it in to find out if they will sting you is another. Jon ~ Finally, powerful endpoint security that ISN'T a resource hog! ~ ~ http://www.sunbeltsoftware.com/Business/VIPRE-Enterprise/ ~
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They may have an SA password they use and have an SOP to change it as soon as an application is installed. In this case, the installer is getting an error when it attempts to set the SA password to one that is less complex than what your AD would like. There are three options to resolve this. First is to relax the policy, which I agree with you, you shouldn't do. The second is to pull the machine from the domain, complete the install, change the SA password, add back to the domain. The final option is to find the installer script file for the application, edit it so it changes the SA password to something complex enough. However, I don't like to go mucking about in SQL installer scripts unless I have a really good reason (this isn't one). It's much simpler to remove from AD and add back in. He made the request, because the error message says that's what he needs. I wouldn't expect any less from a DBA. As a sysadmin you need to flog him gently and give him the options your comfortable with. On Thu, Dec 17, 2009 at 9:58 AM, Sherry Abercrombie saber...@gmail.comwrote: They have an SA password that they use for all their databases. This is something to do with calculating taxes, at least that's what the server is, oh and I didn't mention, this server is in the test environment, we've also got two additional servers for this purpose one in Dev and one in production. Nope it's not gonna happen. We'll remove it from the domain (2003 domain) and he can just deal with it. On Thu, Dec 17, 2009 at 8:52 AM, Jonathan Link jonathan.l...@gmail.comwrote: It's the SA password. Is this thing on? On Thu, Dec 17, 2009 at 9:49 AM, Kennedy, Jim kennedy...@elyriaschools.org wrote: That is the part I don’t get. Based upon his/her request the installer shouldn’t even need to know the password. It should just install with the logged in credentials. And if it chokes on a complex password during install maybe because of a service it installs it will choke afterwards too. Unless he/she is asking for the password to remain ‘simple’ after the install…..Just because I am curious I would love to hear the rest of this story. *From:* Sherry Abercrombie [mailto:saber...@gmail.com] *Sent:* Thursday, December 17, 2009 9:32 AM *To:* NT System Admin Issues *Subject:* Re: Thursday Funny Request What I want to know is what kind of application in 2009 requires a network password to not be complex to be installed? I'm just glad he's not in the office yet because I would have to rip him to shreds.yeah you can call me alice. On Thu, Dec 17, 2009 at 8:14 AM, David Lum david@nwea.org wrote: A complex password is so easy to create this sentence is one. **Any** properly formatted sentence is an adequately complex “password”. People see me enter my password and ask “how do you remember all that?”. A 25 character sentence is easier to remember than some bizarre mix of random characters of half the length. Even 17 December 2009 is a complex password – does SQL not allow spaces in passwords? You security experts, is “Sr2FDeT2M0hProYMs” a more complex password than “There once was a man from Nantucket.”? The latter is a 35 character password that I’m sure most of you could remember. *David Lum** **// *SYSTEMS ENGINEER NORTHWEST EVALUATION ASSOCIATION (Desk) 971.222.1025 *// *(Cell) 503.267.9764 *From:* Sherry Abercrombie [mailto:saber...@gmail.com] *Sent:* Thursday, December 17, 2009 5:46 AM *To:* NT System Admin Issues *Subject:* Re: Thursday Funny Request A complex password is S easy to create, just look at what is used whenever you go to a MS training class: p...@ssw0rd, or something along those lines. Even todays date configured correctly meets the password complexity requiremends17December2009. Sheesh...now I've quit laughing and am bordering on being pissed off. On Thu, Dec 17, 2009 at 7:39 AM, Jon Harris jk.har...@gmail.com wrote: Sounds to me like you have some people working as DBA's that should be watched ALL the time to me. Jon On Thu, Dec 17, 2009 at 8:37 AM, Sherry Abercrombie saber...@gmail.com wrote: Got this request from on of our DBA's, I'm waiting to respond until after I stop laughing hysterically: Need domain policy temporarly changed on dbaserver to remove requirment for Windows complex password, so application can be installed and then the policy can be reactivated. -- Sherry Abercrombie Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic. Arthur C. Clarke -- Sherry Abercrombie Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic. Arthur C. Clarke Sent from Keller, TX, United States -- Sherry Abercrombie Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic. Arthur C. Clarke Sent from Keller, TX, United States -- Sherry Abercrombie Any sufficiently advanced technology
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Honestly, If you are using SA to access databases, you should or the owner of said application should be flogged mercilessly, along with being tarred and feathered and dunked in a deep fat frier. That is one of the worse security issues with SQL, the use of SQL authentication along with giving SA rights. Editing a script to install SQL is cake and including the SA password, which should be different than any other SA password for any database should be done as a best practice. That and ripping the local administrators out of the System Administrators for SQL by default. Z Edward Ziots Network Engineer Lifespan Organization MCSE,MCSA,MCP+I, ME, CCA, Security +, Network + ezi...@lifespan.org Phone:401-639-3505 From: Jonathan Link [mailto:jonathan.l...@gmail.com] Sent: Thursday, December 17, 2009 10:43 AM To: NT System Admin Issues Subject: Re: Thursday Funny Request They may have an SA password they use and have an SOP to change it as soon as an application is installed. In this case, the installer is getting an error when it attempts to set the SA password to one that is less complex than what your AD would like. There are three options to resolve this. First is to relax the policy, which I agree with you, you shouldn't do. The second is to pull the machine from the domain, complete the install, change the SA password, add back to the domain. The final option is to find the installer script file for the application, edit it so it changes the SA password to something complex enough. However, I don't like to go mucking about in SQL installer scripts unless I have a really good reason (this isn't one). It's much simpler to remove from AD and add back in. He made the request, because the error message says that's what he needs. I wouldn't expect any less from a DBA. As a sysadmin you need to flog him gently and give him the options your comfortable with. On Thu, Dec 17, 2009 at 9:58 AM, Sherry Abercrombie saber...@gmail.com wrote: They have an SA password that they use for all their databases. This is something to do with calculating taxes, at least that's what the server is, oh and I didn't mention, this server is in the test environment, we've also got two additional servers for this purpose one in Dev and one in production. Nope it's not gonna happen. We'll remove it from the domain (2003 domain) and he can just deal with it. On Thu, Dec 17, 2009 at 8:52 AM, Jonathan Link jonathan.l...@gmail.com wrote: It's the SA password. Is this thing on? On Thu, Dec 17, 2009 at 9:49 AM, Kennedy, Jim kennedy...@elyriaschools.org wrote: That is the part I don't get. Based upon his/her request the installer shouldn't even need to know the password. It should just install with the logged in credentials. And if it chokes on a complex password during install maybe because of a service it installs it will choke afterwards too. Unless he/she is asking for the password to remain 'simple' after the install.Just because I am curious I would love to hear the rest of this story. From: Sherry Abercrombie [mailto:saber...@gmail.com] Sent: Thursday, December 17, 2009 9:32 AM To: NT System Admin Issues Subject: Re: Thursday Funny Request What I want to know is what kind of application in 2009 requires a network password to not be complex to be installed? I'm just glad he's not in the office yet because I would have to rip him to shreds.yeah you can call me alice. On Thu, Dec 17, 2009 at 8:14 AM, David Lum david@nwea.org wrote: A complex password is so easy to create this sentence is one. *Any* properly formatted sentence is an adequately complex password. People see me enter my password and ask how do you remember all that?. A 25 character sentence is easier to remember than some bizarre mix of random characters of half the length. Even 17 December 2009 is a complex password - does SQL not allow spaces in passwords? You security experts, is Sr2FDeT2M0hProYMs a more complex password than There once was a man from Nantucket.? The latter is a 35 character password that I'm sure most of you could remember. David Lum // SYSTEMS ENGINEER NORTHWEST EVALUATION ASSOCIATION (Desk) 971.222.1025 // (Cell) 503.267.9764 From: Sherry Abercrombie [mailto:saber...@gmail.com] Sent: Thursday, December 17, 2009 5:46 AM To: NT System Admin Issues Subject: Re: Thursday Funny Request A complex password is S easy to create, just
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I like dr0...@p myself... On Thu, Dec 17, 2009 at 5:45 AM, Sherry Abercrombie saber...@gmail.comwrote: A complex password is S easy to create, just look at what is used whenever you go to a MS training class: p...@ssw0rd, or something along those lines. Even todays date configured correctly meets the password complexity requiremends17December2009. Sheesh...now I've quit laughing and am bordering on being pissed off. On Thu, Dec 17, 2009 at 7:39 AM, Jon Harris jk.har...@gmail.com wrote: Sounds to me like you have some people working as DBA's that should be watched ALL the time to me. Jon On Thu, Dec 17, 2009 at 8:37 AM, Sherry Abercrombie saber...@gmail.com wrote: Got this request from on of our DBA's, I'm waiting to respond until after I stop laughing hysterically: Need domain policy temporarly changed on dbaserver to remove requirment for Windows complex password, so application can be installed and then the policy can be reactivated. -- Sherry Abercrombie Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic. Arthur C. Clarke -- Sherry Abercrombie Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic. Arthur C. Clarke Sent from Keller, TX, United States ~ Finally, powerful endpoint security that ISN'T a resource hog! ~ ~ http://www.sunbeltsoftware.com/Business/VIPRE-Enterprise/ ~
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Honestly, I'm not using SA to access databases, neither are my applications. However, one of our vendors sets an SA password and then requires Windows credentials and disables SQL users. I have no idea why the vendor does it that way, I've called to complain and have been told that it will be addressed in the next realease. In the interim, I don't want to get into a war with a vendor that goes along the lines, of you modified our installer script, therfore you're not supported. They haven't released an updated script, and while I do know what to change, it's just not a risk I'm willing to take when I have a viable, if annoying alternative. This isn't a niche app, it's essentially our we can't do business without this software app. On Thu, Dec 17, 2009 at 12:07 PM, Ziots, Edward ezi...@lifespan.org wrote: Honestly, If you are using SA to access databases, you should or the owner of said application should be flogged mercilessly, along with being tarred and feathered and dunked in a deep fat frier. That is one of the worse security issues with SQL, the use of SQL authentication along with giving SA rights. Editing a script to install SQL is cake and including the SA password, which should be different than any other SA password for any database should be done as a best practice. That and ripping the local administrators out of the System Administrators for SQL by default. Z Edward Ziots Network Engineer Lifespan Organization MCSE,MCSA,MCP+I, ME, CCA, Security +, Network + ezi...@lifespan.org Phone:401-639-3505 -- *From:* Jonathan Link [mailto:jonathan.l...@gmail.com] *Sent:* Thursday, December 17, 2009 10:43 AM *To:* NT System Admin Issues *Subject:* Re: Thursday Funny Request They may have an SA password they use and have an SOP to change it as soon as an application is installed. In this case, the installer is getting an error when it attempts to set the SA password to one that is less complex than what your AD would like. There are three options to resolve this. First is to relax the policy, which I agree with you, you shouldn't do. The second is to pull the machine from the domain, complete the install, change the SA password, add back to the domain. The final option is to find the installer script file for the application, edit it so it changes the SA password to something complex enough. However, I don't like to go mucking about in SQL installer scripts unless I have a really good reason (this isn't one). It's much simpler to remove from AD and add back in. He made the request, because the error message says that's what he needs. I wouldn't expect any less from a DBA. As a sysadmin you need to flog him gently and give him the options your comfortable with. On Thu, Dec 17, 2009 at 9:58 AM, Sherry Abercrombie saber...@gmail.com wrote: They have an SA password that they use for all their databases. This is something to do with calculating taxes, at least that's what the server is, oh and I didn't mention, this server is in the test environment, we've also got two additional servers for this purpose one in Dev and one in production. Nope it's not gonna happen. We'll remove it from the domain (2003 domain) and he can just deal with it. On Thu, Dec 17, 2009 at 8:52 AM, Jonathan Link jonathan.l...@gmail.com wrote: It's the SA password. Is this thing on? On Thu, Dec 17, 2009 at 9:49 AM, Kennedy, Jim kennedy...@elyriaschools.org wrote: That is the part I don’t get. Based upon his/her request the installer shouldn’t even need to know the password. It should just install with the logged in credentials. And if it chokes on a complex password during install maybe because of a service it installs it will choke afterwards too. Unless he/she is asking for the password to remain ‘simple’ after the install…..Just because I am curious I would love to hear the rest of this story. *From:* Sherry Abercrombie [mailto:saber...@gmail.com] *Sent:* Thursday, December 17, 2009 9:32 AM *To:* NT System Admin Issues *Subject:* Re: Thursday Funny Request What I want to know is what kind of application in 2009 requires a network password to not be complex to be installed? I'm just glad he's not in the office yet because I would have to rip him to shreds.yeah you can call me alice. On Thu, Dec 17, 2009 at 8:14 AM, David Lum david@nwea.org wrote: A complex password is so easy to create this sentence is one. **Any** properly formatted sentence is an adequately complex “password”. People see me enter my password and ask “how do you remember all that?”. A 25 character sentence is easier to remember than some bizarre mix of random characters of half the length. Even 17 December 2009 is a complex password – does SQL not allow spaces in passwords? You security experts, is “Sr2FDeT2M0hProYMs” a more complex password than “There once was a man from
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So, they would have less problems with the system changing domain membership than with the script being updated to install? Wow. Sent from my Verizon Wireless BlackBerry -Original Message- From: Jonathan Link jonathan.l...@gmail.com Date: Thu, 17 Dec 2009 13:19:11 To: NT System Admin Issuesntsysadmin@lyris.sunbelt-software.com Subject: Re: Thursday Funny Request Honestly, I'm not using SA to access databases, neither are my applications. However, one of our vendors sets an SA password and then requires Windows credentials and disables SQL users. I have no idea why the vendor does it that way, I've called to complain and have been told that it will be addressed in the next realease. In the interim, I don't want to get into a war with a vendor that goes along the lines, of you modified our installer script, therfore you're not supported. They haven't released an updated script, and while I do know what to change, it's just not a risk I'm willing to take when I have a viable, if annoying alternative. This isn't a niche app, it's essentially our we can't do business without this software app. On Thu, Dec 17, 2009 at 12:07 PM, Ziots, Edward ezi...@lifespan.org wrote: Honestly, If you are using SA to access databases, you should or the owner of said application should be flogged mercilessly, along with being tarred and feathered and dunked in a deep fat frier. That is one of the worse security issues with SQL, the use of SQL authentication along with giving SA rights. Editing a script to install SQL is cake and including the SA password, which should be different than any other SA password for any database should be done as a best practice. That and ripping the local administrators out of the System Administrators for SQL by default. Z Edward Ziots Network Engineer Lifespan Organization MCSE,MCSA,MCP+I, ME, CCA, Security +, Network + ezi...@lifespan.org Phone:401-639-3505 -- *From:* Jonathan Link [mailto:jonathan.l...@gmail.com] *Sent:* Thursday, December 17, 2009 10:43 AM *To:* NT System Admin Issues *Subject:* Re: Thursday Funny Request They may have an SA password they use and have an SOP to change it as soon as an application is installed. In this case, the installer is getting an error when it attempts to set the SA password to one that is less complex than what your AD would like. There are three options to resolve this. First is to relax the policy, which I agree with you, you shouldn't do. The second is to pull the machine from the domain, complete the install, change the SA password, add back to the domain. The final option is to find the installer script file for the application, edit it so it changes the SA password to something complex enough. However, I don't like to go mucking about in SQL installer scripts unless I have a really good reason (this isn't one). It's much simpler to remove from AD and add back in. He made the request, because the error message says that's what he needs. I wouldn't expect any less from a DBA. As a sysadmin you need to flog him gently and give him the options your comfortable with. On Thu, Dec 17, 2009 at 9:58 AM, Sherry Abercrombie saber...@gmail.com wrote: They have an SA password that they use for all their databases. This is something to do with calculating taxes, at least that's what the server is, oh and I didn't mention, this server is in the test environment, we've also got two additional servers for this purpose one in Dev and one in production. Nope it's not gonna happen. We'll remove it from the domain (2003 domain) and he can just deal with it. On Thu, Dec 17, 2009 at 8:52 AM, Jonathan Link jonathan.l...@gmail.com wrote: It's the SA password. Is this thing on? On Thu, Dec 17, 2009 at 9:49 AM, Kennedy, Jim kennedy...@elyriaschools.org wrote: That is the part I don’t get. Based upon his/her request the installer shouldn’t even need to know the password. It should just install with the logged in credentials. And if it chokes on a complex password during install maybe because of a service it installs it will choke afterwards too. Unless he/she is asking for the password to remain ‘simple’ after the install…..Just because I am curious I would love to hear the rest of this story. *From:* Sherry Abercrombie [mailto:saber...@gmail.com] *Sent:* Thursday, December 17, 2009 9:32 AM *To:* NT System Admin Issues *Subject:* Re: Thursday Funny Request What I want to know is what kind of application in 2009 requires a network password to not be complex to be installed? I'm just glad he's not in the office yet because I would have to rip him to shreds.yeah you can call me alice. On Thu, Dec 17, 2009 at 8:14 AM, David Lum david@nwea.org wrote: A complex password is so easy to create this sentence is one. **Any** properly formatted sentence is an adequately complex “password
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Then I agree there isn't much you are going to be able to do until the vendor fixes there stuff. I just don't see that they are setting SA password, and then requiring Windows authentication accordingly. You can map Windows Login to SQL permissions accordingly, to give them enough to install with, without having to give or reset SA. Could just create an empty database, and restore the db from backup ( seen that done quite a few times) Z Edward Ziots Network Engineer Lifespan Organization MCSE,MCSA,MCP+I, ME, CCA, Security +, Network + ezi...@lifespan.org Phone:401-639-3505 From: asbz...@gmail.com [mailto:asbz...@gmail.com] Sent: Thursday, December 17, 2009 1:48 PM To: NT System Admin Issues Subject: Re: Thursday Funny Request So, they would have less problems with the system changing domain membership than with the script being updated to install? Wow. Sent from my Verizon Wireless BlackBerry From: Jonathan Link jonathan.l...@gmail.com Date: Thu, 17 Dec 2009 13:19:11 -0500 To: NT System Admin Issuesntsysadmin@lyris.sunbelt-software.com Subject: Re: Thursday Funny Request Honestly, I'm not using SA to access databases, neither are my applications. However, one of our vendors sets an SA password and then requires Windows credentials and disables SQL users. I have no idea why the vendor does it that way, I've called to complain and have been told that it will be addressed in the next realease. In the interim,I don't want to get into a war with a vendor that goes along the lines, of you modified our installer script, therfore you're not supported. They haven't released an updated script, and while I do know what to change, it's just not a risk I'm willing to take when I have a viable, if annoying alternative. This isn't aniche app, it's essentially our we can't do business without this software app. On Thu, Dec 17, 2009 at 12:07 PM, Ziots, Edward ezi...@lifespan.org wrote: Honestly, If you are using SA to access databases, you should or the owner of said application should be flogged mercilessly, along with being tarred and feathered and dunked in a deep fat frier. That is one of the worse security issues with SQL, the use of SQL authentication along with giving SA rights. Editing a script to install SQL is cake and including the SA password, which should be different than any other SA password for any database should be done as a best practice. That and ripping the local administrators out of the System Administrators for SQL by default. Z Edward Ziots Network Engineer Lifespan Organization MCSE,MCSA,MCP+I, ME, CCA, Security +, Network + ezi...@lifespan.org Phone:401-639-3505 From: Jonathan Link [mailto:jonathan.l...@gmail.com] Sent: Thursday, December 17, 2009 10:43 AM To: NT System Admin Issues Subject: Re: Thursday Funny Request They may have an SA password they use and have an SOP to change it as soon as an application is installed. In this case, the installer is getting an error when it attempts to set the SA passwordto one that isless complex than what your AD would like. There are three options to resolve this.First is to relax the policy, which I agree with you, you shouldn't do. The second is topull the machine from the domain, complete the install, change the SA password, add back to the domain. The final option is to find the installer script file for the application, edit it so it changes the SA password to something complex enough. However, I don't like to go mucking about in SQL installer scripts unless I have a really good reason (this isn't one). It's much simpler to remove from AD and add back in. He made the request, because the error message says that's what he needs. I wouldn't expect any less from a DBA. As a sysadmin you need to flog him gently and give him the options your comfortable with. On Thu, Dec 17, 2009 at 9:58 AM, Sherry Abercrombie saber...@gmail.com wrote: They have an SA password that they use for all their databases. This is something to do with calculating taxes, at least that's what the server is, oh and I didn't mention, this server is in the test environment, we've also got two additional servers for this purpose one in Dev and one in production. Nope it's not gonna happen. We'll remove it from the domain (2003 domain) and he can just deal with it. On Thu, Dec 17, 2009 at 8:52 AM, Jonathan Link jonathan.l...@gmail.com wrote: It's the SA password. Is this thing on? On Thu, Dec 17, 2009 at 9:49 AM, Kennedy, Jim kennedy...@elyriaschools.org wrote: That is the part I dont get. Based upon his/her request the installer shouldnt even need to know the password. It should just install with the logged in credentials. And if it chokes on a complex password during install maybe because of a service it installs it will choke afterwards too. Unless he/she
OT: Thursday Funny
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[OT] Thursday funny
If this isn't a photoshop, and the sign has been up for any appreciable amount of time, this restaurant has to be using this as some kind of PR gig. http://www.livenews.com.au/Articles/2008/07/17/Chinese_restaurant_takes_the_ cake_for_naming_error If it wraps, http://tinyurl.com/5pcme4 Phillip Partipilo Parametric Solutions Inc. Jupiter, Florida (561) 747-6107 ~ Upgrade to Next Generation Antispam/Antivirus with Ninja!~ ~ http://www.sunbelt-software.com/SunbeltMessagingNinja.cfm ~
RE: Thursday Funny
Angus, Stu has politely ask us to not comment any further from this particular thread. I'm sure you'll see his request in an email somewhere. Thanks, Tom From: Angus Scott-Fleming [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Monday, March 31, 2008 2:03 PM To: NT System Admin Issues Subject: RE: Thursday Funny From: Tom Strader [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Thursday, March 27, 2008 5:30 PM To: NT System Admin Issues Subject: OT: Thursday Funny Hail HITLER! This is for you Mr. Espinola... have a good day and enjoy what little is left of your miserable life. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yu2NqfISm9k Sorry Stu, this guy needs to go get an enema badly cause something has crawled up his A$$ and won't come out. I was wondering when this discussion would intersect with Godwin's Law ... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Godwin's_law -- Angus Scott-Fleming GeoApps, Tucson, Arizona 1-520-290-5038 ~! ~ Upgrade to Next Generation Antispam/Antivirus with Ninja!~ ~ http://www.sunbelt-software.com/SunbeltMessagingNinja.cfm ~
Re: Thursday Funny
Oh ROFL! I totally had forgotten about Gogwin's Law! Its been so long since I've seen it referenced last. Good catch! On Mon, Mar 31, 2008 at 2:02 PM, Angus Scott-Fleming [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: I was wondering when this discussion would intersect with Godwin's Law ... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Godwin's_law -- ME2 ~ Upgrade to Next Generation Antispam/Antivirus with Ninja!~ ~ http://www.sunbelt-software.com/SunbeltMessagingNinja.cfm ~
Re: Thursday Funny
Godwin's, dangit... On Mon, Mar 31, 2008 at 2:35 PM, Micheal Espinola Jr [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: Oh ROFL! I totally had forgotten about Gogwin's Law! Its been so long since I've seen it referenced last. Good catch! On Mon, Mar 31, 2008 at 2:02 PM, Angus Scott-Fleming [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: I was wondering when this discussion would intersect with Godwin's Law ... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Godwin's_law -- ME2 -- ME2 ~ Upgrade to Next Generation Antispam/Antivirus with Ninja!~ ~ http://www.sunbelt-software.com/SunbeltMessagingNinja.cfm ~
RE: Thursday Funny
Stu: Can you please unsubsribe Tom?...We've all had just about enough of his pre-adolescent emissions. From: Tom Strader [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Thursday, March 27, 2008 5:30 PM To: NT System Admin Issues Subject: OT: Thursday Funny Hail HITLER! This is for you Mr. Espinola... have a good day and enjoy what little is left of your miserable life. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yu2NqfISm9k Sorry Stu, this guy needs to go get an enema badly cause something has crawled up his A$$ and won't come out. From: Micheal Espinola Jr [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Thursday, March 27, 2008 1:59 PM To: NT System Admin Issues Subject: Re: OT: Thursday Funny: Computer gender ~ Upgrade to Next Generation Antispam/Antivirus with Ninja!~ ~ http://www.sunbelt-software.com/SunbeltMessagingNinja.cfm ~
Re: Thursday Funny
lol. Surely I occasionally annoy in good conscious, but I never mean to offend. People, I just want to say, you know, can we all get along? Can we get along? Can we stop making it, making it horrible for the older people and the kids?...It's just not right. It's not right. It's not, it's not going to change anything. We'll, we'll get our justicePlease, we can get along here. We all can get along. I mean, we're all stuck here for a while. Let's try to work it out. Let's try to beat it. Let's try to beat it. Let's try to work it out. - Rodney King Please think of the kids and all the kittens that Domo-kun is hunting down because of his displeasure with this thread... On Thu, Mar 27, 2008 at 5:46 PM, NTSysAdmin [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: Actually, you have offended many more people than Mr espinola. S From: Tom Strader [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Thursday, March 27, 2008 6:30 PM To: NT System Admin Issues Subject: OT: Thursday Funny Hail HITLER! This is for you Mr. Espinola… have a good day and enjoy what little is left of your miserable life. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yu2NqfISm9k Sorry Stu, this guy needs to go get an enema badly cause something has crawled up his A$$ and won't come out. From: Micheal Espinola Jr [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Thursday, March 27, 2008 1:59 PM To: NT System Admin Issues Subject: Re: OT: Thursday Funny: Computer gender -- ME2 ~ Upgrade to Next Generation Antispam/Antivirus with Ninja!~ ~ http://www.sunbelt-software.com/SunbeltMessagingNinja.cfm ~
RE: Thursday Funny
I'll refer my response and defense to Stu in a separate email and let him be the judge, but if I get removed then those that responded in kind should be also. My two cents... I didn't start this. Espinola did by responding to a harmless joke I submitted. Again, my apologies to those of you that feel Mr. Espinola and others responding in his defense are in the wrong as much as I am. From: Kent, Larry CTR USA IMCOM [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Friday, March 28, 2008 10:00 AM To: NT System Admin Issues Subject: RE: Thursday Funny Stu: Can you please unsubsribe Tom?...We've all had just about enough of his pre-adolescent emissions. ~ Upgrade to Next Generation Antispam/Antivirus with Ninja!~ ~ http://www.sunbelt-software.com/SunbeltMessagingNinja.cfm ~
[LIST ADMIN MESSAGE] RE: Thursday Funny
All, This thread is now closed. Please do not answer any further postings. Thanks. Warm regards, Stu From: Tom Strader [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Thursday, March 27, 2008 5:30 PM To: NT System Admin Issues Subject: OT: Thursday Funny Hail HITLER! This is for you Mr. Espinola... have a good day and enjoy what little is left of your miserable life. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yu2NqfISm9k Sorry Stu, this guy needs to go get an enema badly cause something has crawled up his A$$ and won't come out. From: Micheal Espinola Jr [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Thursday, March 27, 2008 1:59 PM To: NT System Admin Issues Subject: Re: OT: Thursday Funny: Computer gender ~ Upgrade to Next Generation Antispam/Antivirus with Ninja!~ ~ http://www.sunbelt-software.com/SunbeltMessagingNinja.cfm ~
Re: Thursday Funny
That was hilarious...saw it in London. Killed myself laughing. On Thu, Mar 27, 2008 at 11:16 PM, WL [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: hehe... reminds me of Springtime for Hitler from the Producers. On Thu, Mar 27, 2008 at 2:46 PM, NTSysAdmin [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: Actually, you have offended many more people than Mr espinola. S From: Tom Strader [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Thursday, March 27, 2008 6:30 PM To: NT System Admin Issues Subject: OT: Thursday Funny Hail HITLER! This is for you Mr. Espinola… have a good day and enjoy what little is left of your miserable life. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yu2NqfISm9k Sorry Stu, this guy needs to go get an enema badly cause something has crawled up his A$$ and won't come out. From: Micheal Espinola Jr [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Thursday, March 27, 2008 1:59 PM To: NT System Admin Issues Subject: Re: OT: Thursday Funny: Computer gender ~ Upgrade to Next Generation Antispam/Antivirus with Ninja!~ ~ http://www.sunbelt-software.com/SunbeltMessagingNinja.cfm ~ ~ Upgrade to Next Generation Antispam/Antivirus with Ninja!~ ~ http://www.sunbelt-software.com/SunbeltMessagingNinja.cfm ~
RE: Thursday Funny
Ditto :-) From The Sunny Side Of The Street ! Cliff P. A+ Microsoft Certified Systems Engineer From: Tim Vander Kooi [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Friday, March 28, 2008 10:36 AM To: NT System Admin Issues Subject: RE: Thursday Funny Larry, When using the word all please try to use it accurately. In this instance you have not used it in such a way. Thanks, Tim From: Kent, Larry CTR USA IMCOM [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Friday, March 28, 2008 9:00 AM To: NT System Admin Issues Subject: RE: Thursday Funny Stu: Can you please unsubsribe Tom?...We've all had just about enough of his pre-adolescent emissions. _ From: Tom Strader [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Thursday, March 27, 2008 5:30 PM To: NT System Admin Issues Subject: OT: Thursday Funny Hail HITLER! This is for you Mr. Espinola. have a good day and enjoy what little is left of your miserable life. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yu2NqfISm9k Sorry Stu, this guy needs to go get an enema badly cause something has crawled up his A$$ and won't come out. _ From: Micheal Espinola Jr [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Thursday, March 27, 2008 1:59 PM To: NT System Admin Issues Subject: Re: OT: Thursday Funny: Computer gender ~ Upgrade to Next Generation Antispam/Antivirus with Ninja!~ ~ http://www.sunbelt-software.com/SunbeltMessagingNinja.cfm ~
RE: Thursday Funny
Sorry Stu. Just saw your post From The Sunny Side Of The Street ! Cliff P. A+ Microsoft Certified Systems Engineer From: Cliff Partlow [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Friday, March 28, 2008 12:29 PM To: NT System Admin Issues Subject: RE: Thursday Funny Ditto :-) From The Sunny Side Of The Street ! Cliff P. A+ Microsoft Certified Systems Engineer From: Tim Vander Kooi [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Friday, March 28, 2008 10:36 AM To: NT System Admin Issues Subject: RE: Thursday Funny Larry, When using the word all please try to use it accurately. In this instance you have not used it in such a way. Thanks, Tim From: Kent, Larry CTR USA IMCOM [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Friday, March 28, 2008 9:00 AM To: NT System Admin Issues Subject: RE: Thursday Funny Stu: Can you please unsubsribe Tom?...We've all had just about enough of his pre-adolescent emissions. _ From: Tom Strader [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Thursday, March 27, 2008 5:30 PM To: NT System Admin Issues Subject: OT: Thursday Funny Hail HITLER! This is for you Mr. Espinola. have a good day and enjoy what little is left of your miserable life. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yu2NqfISm9k Sorry Stu, this guy needs to go get an enema badly cause something has crawled up his A$$ and won't come out. _ From: Micheal Espinola Jr [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Thursday, March 27, 2008 1:59 PM To: NT System Admin Issues Subject: Re: OT: Thursday Funny: Computer gender ~ Upgrade to Next Generation Antispam/Antivirus with Ninja!~ ~ http://www.sunbelt-software.com/SunbeltMessagingNinja.cfm ~
Re: Thursday Funny
Great! Now that we have begun to choose sides and declare them, why don't we meet up in the parking lot after school so we can have us an old fashioned rumble? On Fri, Mar 28, 2008 at 3:29 PM, Cliff Partlow [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: Ditto :-) From The Sunny Side Of The Street ! ~ Upgrade to Next Generation Antispam/Antivirus with Ninja!~ ~ http://www.sunbelt-software.com/SunbeltMessagingNinja.cfm ~
Re: Thursday Funny
Are we officially calling no rings or weapons? ;-P On Fri, Mar 28, 2008 at 3:53 PM, Steve Ens [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: I'm in. I've already got my cut off jean jacket on. Now to find that bandanna. On Fri, Mar 28, 2008 at 2:51 PM, Micheal Espinola Jr [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: Great! Now that we have begun to choose sides and declare them, why don't we meet up in the parking lot after school so we can have us an old fashioned rumble? On Fri, Mar 28, 2008 at 3:29 PM, Cliff Partlow [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: Ditto :-) From The Sunny Side Of The Street ! ~ Upgrade to Next Generation Antispam/Antivirus with Ninja!~ ~ http://www.sunbelt-software.com/SunbeltMessagingNinja.cfm ~ -- ME2 ~ Upgrade to Next Generation Antispam/Antivirus with Ninja!~ ~ http://www.sunbelt-software.com/SunbeltMessagingNinja.cfm ~
RE: Thursday Funny
Who will be the Outsiders? -Original Message- From: Micheal Espinola Jr [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Friday, March 28, 2008 4:24 PM To: NT System Admin Issues Subject: Re: Thursday Funny Are we officially calling no rings or weapons? ;-P On Fri, Mar 28, 2008 at 3:53 PM, Steve Ens [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: I'm in. I've already got my cut off jean jacket on. Now to find that bandanna. On Fri, Mar 28, 2008 at 2:51 PM, Micheal Espinola Jr [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: Great! Now that we have begun to choose sides and declare them, why don't we meet up in the parking lot after school so we can have us an old fashioned rumble? On Fri, Mar 28, 2008 at 3:29 PM, Cliff Partlow [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: Ditto :-) From The Sunny Side Of The Street ! ~ Upgrade to Next Generation Antispam/Antivirus with Ninja!~ ~ http://www.sunbelt-software.com/SunbeltMessagingNinja.cfm ~ -- ME2 ~ Upgrade to Next Generation Antispam/Antivirus with Ninja!~ ~ http://www.sunbelt-software.com/SunbeltMessagingNinja.cfm ~ ~ Upgrade to Next Generation Antispam/Antivirus with Ninja!~ ~ http://www.sunbelt-software.com/SunbeltMessagingNinja.cfm ~
RE: Thursday Funny
I'm in ONLY if we rumble like this (yes, this is safe for work) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uqxo1SKB0z8 Shook http://www.linkedin.com/in/andyshook -Original Message- From: Micheal Espinola Jr [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Friday, March 28, 2008 4:24 PM To: NT System Admin Issues Subject: Re: Thursday Funny Are we officially calling no rings or weapons? ;-P On Fri, Mar 28, 2008 at 3:53 PM, Steve Ens [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: I'm in. I've already got my cut off jean jacket on. Now to find that bandanna. On Fri, Mar 28, 2008 at 2:51 PM, Micheal Espinola Jr [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: Great! Now that we have begun to choose sides and declare them, why don't we meet up in the parking lot after school so we can have us an old fashioned rumble? ~ Upgrade to Next Generation Antispam/Antivirus with Ninja!~ ~ http://www.sunbelt-software.com/SunbeltMessagingNinja.cfm ~
Re: OT: Thursday Funny: Computer gender
Bro, what is it about OT Friday's that you dont seem to understand?
Didn't Stu just say something about this?
On Thu, Mar 27, 2008 at 1:26 PM, Tom Strader [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
A Spanish teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike
English,
nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine.
'House', for instance, is feminine: 'la casa.'
'Pencil,' however, is masculine: 'el lapiz.'
A student asked, 'What gender is 'computer'?'
Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class into two
groups, male and female,
and asked them to decide for themselves whether 'computer' should be a
masculine or a feminine noun.
Each group was asked to give four reasons for its recommendation.
The men's group decided that 'computer' should definitely be of the
feminine gender ('la computadora'), because:
1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic;
2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is
incomprehensible to everyone else;
3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for
possible later retrieval; and
4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending
half your paycheck on accessories for it.
(THIS GETS BETTER!)
The women's group, however, concluded that computers should be Masculine
('el computador'), because:
1. In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on;
2. They have a lot of data but still can't think for themselves;
3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they
ARE the problem; and
4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited a
little longer, you could have gotten a better model.
The women won.
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RE: OT: Thursday Funny: Computer gender
Seems to be a bit brain deadhe needs an offline defrag.
S
From: Micheal Espinola Jr [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
Sent: Thursday, March 27, 2008 2:59 PM
To: NT System Admin Issues
Subject: Re: OT: Thursday Funny: Computer gender
Bro, what is it about OT Friday's that you dont seem to understand? Didn't
Stu just say something about this?
On Thu, Mar 27, 2008 at 1:26 PM, Tom Strader [EMAIL PROTECTED]mailto:[EMAIL
PROTECTED] wrote:
A Spanish teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike
English,
nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine.
'House', for instance, is feminine: 'la casa.'
'Pencil,' however, is masculine: 'el lapiz.'
A student asked, 'What gender is 'computer'?'
Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class into two
groups, male and female,
and asked them to decide for themselves whether 'computer' should be a
masculine or a feminine noun.
Each group was asked to give four reasons for its recommendation.
The men's group decided that 'computer' should definitely be of the
feminine gender ('la computadora'), because:
1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic;
2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is
incomprehensible to everyone else;
3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for
possible later retrieval; and
4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending
half your paycheck on accessories for it.
(THIS GETS BETTER!)
The women's group, however, concluded that computers should be Masculine
('el computador'), because:
1. In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on;
2. They have a lot of data but still can't think for themselves;
3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they
ARE the problem; and
4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited a
little longer, you could have gotten a better model.
The women won.
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~ http://www.sunbelt-software.com/SunbeltMessagingNinja.cfm ~
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RE: OT: Thursday Funny: Computer gender
Cross posted too...
From: Steve Moffat [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of NTSysAdmin
Sent: Thursday, March 27, 2008 3:50 PM
To: NT System Admin Issues
Subject: RE: OT: Thursday Funny: Computer gender
Seems to be a bit brain deadhe needs an offline defrag.
S
From: Micheal Espinola Jr [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
Sent: Thursday, March 27, 2008 2:59 PM
To: NT System Admin Issues
Subject: Re: OT: Thursday Funny: Computer gender
Bro, what is it about OT Friday's that you dont seem to understand? Didn't
Stu just say something about this?
On Thu, Mar 27, 2008 at 1:26 PM, Tom Strader [EMAIL PROTECTED]mailto:[EMAIL
PROTECTED] wrote:
A Spanish teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike
English,
nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine.
'House', for instance, is feminine: 'la casa.'
'Pencil,' however, is masculine: 'el lapiz.'
A student asked, 'What gender is 'computer'?'
Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class into two
groups, male and female,
and asked them to decide for themselves whether 'computer' should be a
masculine or a feminine noun.
Each group was asked to give four reasons for its recommendation.
The men's group decided that 'computer' should definitely be of the
feminine gender ('la computadora'), because:
1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic;
2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is
incomprehensible to everyone else;
3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for
possible later retrieval; and
4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending
half your paycheck on accessories for it.
(THIS GETS BETTER!)
The women's group, however, concluded that computers should be Masculine
('el computador'), because:
1. In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on;
2. They have a lot of data but still can't think for themselves;
3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they
ARE the problem; and
4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited a
little longer, you could have gotten a better model.
The women won.
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OT: Thursday Funny
Hail HITLER! This is for you Mr. Espinola... have a good day and enjoy what little is left of your miserable life. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yu2NqfISm9k Sorry Stu, this guy needs to go get an enema badly cause something has crawled up his A$$ and won't come out. From: Micheal Espinola Jr [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Thursday, March 27, 2008 1:59 PM To: NT System Admin Issues Subject: Re: OT: Thursday Funny: Computer gender ~ Upgrade to Next Generation Antispam/Antivirus with Ninja!~ ~ http://www.sunbelt-software.com/SunbeltMessagingNinja.cfm ~
Re: OT: Thursday Funny
Just 1 problem. Adolf didn't do girls On Thu, Mar 27, 2008 at 5:30 PM, Tom Strader [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: Hail HITLER! This is for you Mr. Espinola… have a good day and enjoy what little is left of your miserable life. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yu2NqfISm9k Sorry Stu, this guy needs to go get an enema badly cause something has crawled up his A$$ and won't come out. -- *From:* Micheal Espinola Jr [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] *Sent:* Thursday, March 27, 2008 1:59 PM *To:* NT System Admin Issues *Subject:* Re: OT: Thursday Funny: Computer gender ~ Upgrade to Next Generation Antispam/Antivirus with Ninja!~ ~ http://www.sunbelt-software.com/SunbeltMessagingNinja.cfm ~
RE: Thursday Funny
Actually, you have offended many more people than Mr espinola. S From: Tom Strader [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Thursday, March 27, 2008 6:30 PM To: NT System Admin Issues Subject: OT: Thursday Funny Hail HITLER! This is for you Mr. Espinola... have a good day and enjoy what little is left of your miserable life. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yu2NqfISm9k Sorry Stu, this guy needs to go get an enema badly cause something has crawled up his A$$ and won't come out. From: Micheal Espinola Jr [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Thursday, March 27, 2008 1:59 PM To: NT System Admin Issues Subject: Re: OT: Thursday Funny: Computer gender ~ Upgrade to Next Generation Antispam/Antivirus with Ninja!~ ~ http://www.sunbelt-software.com/SunbeltMessagingNinja.cfm ~
Re: OT: Thursday Funny
What are you, 12? Forgive me for having tried to rationalize with you as an adult. Or, oh, I'm sorry - are you special? Do get driven around in your own private bus? It's OK. Mommy still wuvs you... Jokes are jokes, but man your an ass. Your netiquette blows so much donkey ... that... well, it just blows is all. Welcome to my trash filter. Enjoy the stay. On Thu, Mar 27, 2008 at 5:30 PM, Tom Strader [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: Hail HITLER! This is for you Mr. Espinola… have a good day and enjoy what little is left of your miserable life. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yu2NqfISm9k Sorry Stu, this guy needs to go get an enema badly cause something has crawled up his A$$ and won't come out. From: Micheal Espinola Jr [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Thursday, March 27, 2008 1:59 PM To: NT System Admin Issues Subject: Re: OT: Thursday Funny: Computer gender -- ME2 ~ Upgrade to Next Generation Antispam/Antivirus with Ninja!~ ~ http://www.sunbelt-software.com/SunbeltMessagingNinja.cfm ~
Re: OT: Thursday Funny
Color me as another list member that is totally disgusted here. Please stop your juvenile antics, Tom. Maybe you want to check into some PTSD counseling. -- Durf On Thu, Mar 27, 2008 at 5:54 PM, Micheal Espinola Jr [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: What are you, 12? Forgive me for having tried to rationalize with you as an adult. Or, oh, I'm sorry - are you special? Do get driven around in your own private bus? It's OK. Mommy still wuvs you... Jokes are jokes, but man your an ass. Your netiquette blows so much donkey ... that... well, it just blows is all. Welcome to my trash filter. Enjoy the stay. On Thu, Mar 27, 2008 at 5:30 PM, Tom Strader [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: Hail HITLER! This is for you Mr. Espinola… have a good day and enjoy what little is left of your miserable life. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yu2NqfISm9k Sorry Stu, this guy needs to go get an enema badly cause something has crawled up his A$$ and won't come out. From: Micheal Espinola Jr [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Thursday, March 27, 2008 1:59 PM To: NT System Admin Issues Subject: Re: OT: Thursday Funny: Computer gender -- ME2 ~ Upgrade to Next Generation Antispam/Antivirus with Ninja!~ ~ http://www.sunbelt-software.com/SunbeltMessagingNinja.cfm ~ -- -- Give a man a fish, and he'll eat for a day. Give a fish a man, and he'll eat for weeks! ~ Upgrade to Next Generation Antispam/Antivirus with Ninja!~ ~ http://www.sunbelt-software.com/SunbeltMessagingNinja.cfm ~
Re: OT: Thursday Funny
Since you're so into videos, I'll raise you one: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oE9QHIyQ_7c -- Durf On Thu, Mar 27, 2008 at 5:30 PM, Tom Strader [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: Hail HITLER! This is for you Mr. Espinola… have a good day and enjoy what little is left of your miserable life. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yu2NqfISm9k Sorry Stu, this guy needs to go get an enema badly cause something has crawled up his A$$ and won't come out. -- *From:* Micheal Espinola Jr [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] *Sent:* Thursday, March 27, 2008 1:59 PM *To:* NT System Admin Issues *Subject:* Re: OT: Thursday Funny: Computer gender -- -- Give a man a fish, and he'll eat for a day. Give a fish a man, and he'll eat for weeks! ~ Upgrade to Next Generation Antispam/Antivirus with Ninja!~ ~ http://www.sunbelt-software.com/SunbeltMessagingNinja.cfm ~
Re: OT: Thursday Funny: Computer gender
PLEASE STOP. I'M BORED.
PLEASE STOP. I'M BORED.
PLEASE STOP. I'M BORED.
-- Durf
On Thu, Mar 27, 2008 at 1:26 PM, Tom Strader [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
A Spanish teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike
English,
nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine.
'House', for instance, is feminine: 'la casa.'
'Pencil,' however, is masculine: 'el lapiz.'
A student asked, 'What gender is 'computer'?'
Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class into two
groups, male and female,
and asked them to decide for themselves whether 'computer' should be a
masculine or a feminine noun.
Each group was asked to give four reasons for its recommendation.
The men's group decided that 'computer' should definitely be of the
feminine gender ('la computadora'), because:
1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic;
2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is
incomprehensible to everyone else;
3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for
possible later retrieval; and
4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending
half your paycheck on accessories for it.
(THIS GETS BETTER!)
The women's group, however, concluded that computers should be Masculine
('el computador'), because:
1. In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on;
2. They have a lot of data but still can't think for themselves;
3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they
ARE the problem; and
4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited a
little longer, you could have gotten a better model.
The women won.
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Re: Thursday Funny
hehe... reminds me of Springtime for Hitler from the Producers. On Thu, Mar 27, 2008 at 2:46 PM, NTSysAdmin [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: Actually, you have offended many more people than Mr espinola. S From: Tom Strader [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Thursday, March 27, 2008 6:30 PM To: NT System Admin Issues Subject: OT: Thursday Funny Hail HITLER! This is for you Mr. Espinola… have a good day and enjoy what little is left of your miserable life. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yu2NqfISm9k Sorry Stu, this guy needs to go get an enema badly cause something has crawled up his A$$ and won't come out. From: Micheal Espinola Jr [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Thursday, March 27, 2008 1:59 PM To: NT System Admin Issues Subject: Re: OT: Thursday Funny: Computer gender ~ Upgrade to Next Generation Antispam/Antivirus with Ninja!~ ~ http://www.sunbelt-software.com/SunbeltMessagingNinja.cfm ~
