RE: OT: Hey Jared!! -90 degree OT Joke

2003-08-29 Thread Sinardy Xing



Yes, 
left brain connect to the right part of your body
right 
brain connect to the left part of your body
 
When 
you do DB design your using more of your right brain.
When 
you have SQL syntax error you use your left brain 
more. 

  -Original Message-From: A Joshi 
  [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]Sent: 29 August 2003 
  01:30To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-LSubject: 
  RE: OT: Hey Jared!! -90 degree OT Joke
  I vaguely remember hearing : 
   
  * right handed people use left side of brain
  * that left handed people use right side of brain
  Correct???
   
  I think right or left just use it. I mean use something. 
  "Orr, Steve" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
  Hmmm... 
So you're saying that women aren't in their right mind? Takingit to the 
off topic list.-Original Message-Sent: Thursday, August 
28, 2003 2:59 AMTo: Multiple recipients of list 
ORACLE-LHi,This is my own theory, you can't find this 
information from OracleDocument.Well... talking about women and 
men.I believe most women use their left brain more than right brain and 
mostmen use their right brain more than left brain.Function of 
left brain - remember things, - small thing but detail (this is the 
reason why women take 1/2a day to buy a pair of shoe, and not that easy 
fall in love)- person names- history - words (perhaps this is 
the reason why women like to readnovels)Function of right 
brain- response to things (quick decision maker) - this is the 
reasonwh! y so many 2 minute men in the world- everything in general 
(see thing in big picture)- person faces- math, 1 + 3 / 7 ^ 53 = 
X- picturesWell Friends train both side of your brain, and for 
male DBA use yourleft brain when talk to women, then she is 
yours.RF tell me if I am wrongPS: Just kidding., 
going to see Mars tonight I miss my home town. 
:)Sinardy-Original Message-Sent: 
28 August 2003 06:25To: Multiple recipients of list 
ORACLE-LWomen are also particularily good at remembering small 
nasty things frompast which you've already forgotten long time ago. 
Especially duringfights...:)Tanel.- Original 
Message - To: "Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L" 
<[EMAIL PROTECTED]>Sent: Thursday, August 28, 2003 12:59 
AM> Not being sexist in any way, but it's my experience that 
Women are > much better "generalists" ! than men, but that men are 
much better > specialists. Thats why I think women do better in 
school early on, but> once we men get into the University level 
and pick our speciality, we > kick butt.>> My soon to 
be ex-wife was frequently much better remembering overallthings> 
than I was>> RF>>> -Original 
Message-> To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L> Sent: 
8/27/2003 6:44 AM>> c'mon... any virus named "SoBig" has to 
have been written by a man :)>> (yes, sexist, I 
know)>>> --- Tanel Poder 
<[EMAIL PROTECTED]>wrote:> > I've seen only one female in my 
life who would be capable of writing> > such virus. But that 
is not the issue (no offence, really). Women > > just 
don't> > waste their time on stuff like this.> >> 
> Tanel.> > - Original Message -> > To: 
"Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>> > 
Sent: Wednesday, August 27, 2003 4:54 AM> >> >> 
> > "Guy"? You've eliminated 50% of all possible suspects...> 
> >> > >> > >> > > on 8/26/03 
1:44 PM, Tanel Poder at [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:> > 
>> > > > I doubt they will ever find the real guy behind 
this.> > > >> > > > Tanel.> > > 
>> > > > - Original Message -> > > 
> To: "Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L" > > > > 
<[EMAIL PROTECTED]>> > > > Sent: Tuesday, August 26, 2003 
10:19 PM> > > >> > > >> > > 
>> For all you virus/worm lovers out there, justice do come:> 
> > >>> > > >> FBI Subpoenas Arizona ISP ! In 
Sobig Probe> > > >> Easynews says it's cooperating with 
the bureau to find the> > person> > > >> who 
uploaded the virus to a Usenet group it hosts. > > > >> 
informationweek.com/story/showArticle.jhtml?articleID=13800091> > 
> >>> > > >>> > > >>> 
> > >> Dick Goulet> > > >> Senior Oracle 
DBA> > > >> Oracle Certified 8i DBA> > 

RE: OT: Hey Jared!! -90 degree OT Joke

2003-08-29 Thread Sinardy Xing



Why 
don't you get an upgrade to Brain 2003, they have promotion this 
week free goodie bags for first 30 patients.

  -Original Message-From: A Joshi 
  [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]Sent: 29 August 2003 
  06:35To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-LSubject: 
  RE: OT: Hey Jared!! -90 degree OT Joke
   
   
  sorry -- I do not read novels, do not respond visually to things, do not 
  do math, do not rememberfaces, do not see details AND do not 
  see the big picture
  i do eat and sleep a lot.
  so either I am more lowly evolved or i need a refund or 
  brain transform from those with more of it (someone out there has ma 
  brain) or i need to sue the doctor who said i have brains 
  even showed me a ugly b/w pic of it. Rachel 
  Carmichael <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
  sorry 
-- I read novels, respond visually to things, do math, rememberfaces but 
not names, see details AND the big pictureso either I am more highly 
evolved and use both sides of my brain (nothardly) or the theory needs 
some modification--- Sinardy Xing 
<[EMAIL PROTECTED]>wrote:> Hi,> > This is my 
own theory, you can't find this information from Oracle> 
Document.> > Well... talking about women and men.> I 
believe most women use their left brain more than right brain> and 
most men use their right brain more than left brain.> > 
Function of left brain > - remember things, > - small thing 
but detail (this is the reason why women take 1/2 a> day to buy a 
pair of shoe, and not that easy fall in love)> - person names> 
- history > - words ! (perhaps this is the reason why women like to 
read novels)> > Function of right brain> - response to 
things (quick decision maker) - this is the reason why> so many 2 
minute men in the world> - everything in general (see thing in big 
picture)> - person faces> - math, 1 + 3 / 7 ^ 53 = X> - 
pictures> > Well Friends train both side of your brain, and 
for male DBA use your> left brain when talk to women, then she is 
yours.> > RF tell me if I am wrong> > 
> PS: Just kidding., going to see Mars tonight I miss my home 
town.> :)> > > Sinardy> > > 
> > -Original Message-> Sent: 28 August 2003 
06:25> To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L> > 
> Women are also particularily good at remembering small nasty 
things> from> past which you've already forgotten long! time 
ago. Especially during> fights...> :)> > 
Tanel.> > - Original Message - > To: "Multiple 
recipients of list ORACLE-L" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>> Sent: Thursday, 
August 28, 2003 12:59 AM> > > > Not being sexist in 
any way, but it's my experience that Women are> much> > 
better "generalists" than men, but that men are much better> 
specialists.> > Thats why I think women do better in school early 
on, but once we> men get> > into the University level and 
pick our speciality, we kick butt.> >> > My soon to be 
ex-wife was frequently much better remembering> overall> 
things> > than I was> >> > RF> 
>> >> > -Original Message-> > To: 
Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L> > Sent: 8/27/2003 6:44 
AM> >> > c'mon.! .. any virus named "SoBig" has to have 
been written by a man> :)> >> > (yes, sexist, I 
know)> >> >> > --- Tanel Poder 
<[EMAIL PROTECTED]>wrote:> > > I've seen only one female 
in my life who would be capable of> writing> > > 
such> > > virus. But that is not the issue (no offence, 
really). Women just> > > don't> > > waste their 
time on stuff like this.> > >> > > Tanel.> 
> > - Original Message - > > > To: "Multiple 
recipients of list ORACLE-L" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>> > > Sent: 
Wednesday, August 27, 2003 4:54 AM> > >> > 
>> > > > "Guy"? You've eliminated 50% of all possible 
suspects...> > > >> > > >> > > 
>> > > > on 8/26/03 1:44 PM, Tanel Poder at 
[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:> > > >> > 
> > > I doubt they will ever find the real guy behind this.> 
> > > >> > > > > Tanel.> > > 
> >> > > > > - Original Message -> 
> > > > To: "Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L"> 
<[EMAIL PROTECTED]>> > > > > Sent: Tuesday, 

RE: OT: Hey Jared!! -90 degree OT Joke

2003-08-28 Thread A Joshi
 
 
sorry -- I do not read novels, do not respond visually to things, do not do math, do not rememberfaces, do not see details AND do not see the big picture
i do eat and sleep a lot.
so either I am more lowly evolved or i need a refund or brain transform from those with more of it (someone out there has ma brain) or i need to sue the doctor who said i have brains even showed me a ugly b/w pic of it. Rachel Carmichael <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
sorry -- I read novels, respond visually to things, do math, rememberfaces but not names, see details AND the big pictureso either I am more highly evolved and use both sides of my brain (nothardly) or the theory needs some modification--- Sinardy Xing <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>wrote:> Hi,> > This is my own theory, you can't find this information from Oracle> Document.> > Well... talking about women and men.> I believe most women use their left brain more than right brain> and most men use their right brain more than left brain.> > Function of left brain > - remember things, > - small thing but detail (this is the reason why women take 1/2 a> day to buy a pair of shoe, and not that easy fall in love)> - person names> - history > - words !
(perhaps
 this is the reason why women like to read novels)> > Function of right brain> - response to things (quick decision maker) - this is the reason why> so many 2 minute men in the world> - everything in general (see thing in big picture)> - person faces> - math, 1 + 3 / 7 ^ 53 = X> - pictures> > Well Friends train both side of your brain, and for male DBA use your> left brain when talk to women, then she is yours.> > RF tell me if I am wrong> > > PS: Just kidding., going to see Mars tonight I miss my home town.> :)> > > Sinardy> > > > > -Original Message-> Sent: 28 August 2003 06:25> To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L> > > Women are also particularily good at remembering small nasty things> from> past which you've already forgotten long!
 time
 ago. Especially during> fights...> :)> > Tanel.> > - Original Message - > To: "Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>> Sent: Thursday, August 28, 2003 12:59 AM> > > > Not being sexist in any way, but it's my experience that Women are> much> > better "generalists" than men, but that men are much better> specialists.> > Thats why I think women do better in school early on, but once we> men get> > into the University level and pick our speciality, we kick butt.> >> > My soon to be ex-wife was frequently much better remembering> overall> things> > than I was> >> > RF> >> >> > -Original Message-> > To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L> > Sent: 8/27/2003 6:44 AM> >> > c'mon.!
.. any
 virus named "SoBig" has to have been written by a man> :)> >> > (yes, sexist, I know)> >> >> > --- Tanel Poder <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>wrote:> > > I've seen only one female in my life who would be capable of> writing> > > such> > > virus. But that is not the issue (no offence, really). Women just> > > don't> > > waste their time on stuff like this.> > >> > > Tanel.> > > - Original Message - > > > To: "Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>> > > Sent: Wednesday, August 27, 2003 4:54 AM> > >> > >> > > > "Guy"? You've eliminated 50% of all possible suspects...> > > >> > > >> > > >> > > > on 8/26/03 1:44 PM, Tanel Poder at [EMAIL PROTECTED]>
 wrote:> > > >> > > > > I doubt they will ever find the real guy behind this.> > > > >> > > > > Tanel.> > > > >> > > > > - Original Message -> > > > > To: "Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L"> <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>> > > > > Sent: Tuesday, August 26, 2003 10:19 PM> > > > >> > > > >> > > > >> For all you virus/worm lovers out there, justice do come:> > > > >>> > > > >> FBI Subpoenas Arizona ISP In Sobig Probe> > > > >> Easynews says it's cooperating with the bureau to find the> > > person> > > > >> who uploaded the virus to a Usenet group it hosts.> > > > >>> informationweek.com/story/showArticle.jhtml?articleID=13800091&g!
t; >
 > > >>> > > > >>> > > > >>> > > > >> Dick Goulet> > > > >> Senior Oracle DBA> > > > >> Oracle Certified 8i DBA> > > > >> -- > > > > >> Please see the official ORACLE-L FAQ: http://www.orafaq.net> > > > >> -- > > > > >> Author: Goulet, Dick> > > > >> INET: [EMAIL PROTECTED]> > > > >>> > > > >> Fat City Network Services -- 858-538-5051> > > http://www.fatcity.com> > > > >> San Diego, California -- Mailing list and web hosting> > > services> > > > >>> > >> -> > > > >> To REMOVE yourself from this mailing list, send an E-Mail&g!
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RE: OT: Hey Jared!! -90 degree OT Joke

2003-08-28 Thread Pardee, Roy E
That's true--each hemisphere of the brain handles I/O for the opposite
side of the body.  If I remember my neuropsych classes correctly, even
the optic nerves from each eye cross over...

Roy Pardee
Programmer/Analyst/DBA
SWFPAC Lockheed Martin IT
Extension 8487 
-Original Message-
Sent: Thursday, August 28, 2003 10:30 AM
To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L


I vaguely remember hearing : 

* right handed people use left side of brain
* that left handed people use right side of brain

Correct???

I think right or left just use it. I mean use something. 

"Orr, Steve" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
Hmmm... So you're saying that women aren't in their right mind? Taking
it to the off topic list.

-Original Message-
Sent: Thursday, August 28, 2003 2:59 AM
To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L


Hi,

This is my own theory, you can't find this information from Oracle
Document.

Well... talking about women and men.
I believe most women use their left brain more than right brain and most
men use their right brain more than left brain.

Function of left brain 
- remember things, 
- small thing but detail (this is the reason why women take 1/2
a day to buy a pair of shoe, and not that easy fall in love)
- person names
- history 
- words (perhaps this is the reason why women like to read
novels)

Function of right brain
- response to things (quick decision maker) - this is the reason
wh! y so many 2 minute men in the world
- everything in general (see thing in big picture)
- person faces
- math, 1 + 3 / 7 ^ 53 = X
- pictures

Well Friends train both side of your brain, and for male DBA use your
left brain when talk to women, then she is yours.

RF tell me if I am wrong


PS: Just kidding., going to see Mars tonight I miss my home town. :)


Sinardy




-Original Message-
Sent: 28 August 2003 06:25
To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L


Women are also particularily good at remembering small nasty things from
past which you've already forgotten long time ago. Especially during
fights...
:)

Tanel.

- Original Message - 
To: "Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L" 
Sent: Thursday, August 28, 2003 12:59 AM


> Not being sexist in any way, but it's my experience that Women are 
> much better "generalists" ! than men, but that men are much better 
> specialists. Thats why I think women do better in school early on, but

> once we men get into the University level and pick our speciality, we 
> kick butt.
>
> My soon to be ex-wife was frequently much better remembering overall
things
> than I was
>
> RF
>
>
> -Original Message-
> To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L
> Sent: 8/27/2003 6:44 AM
>
> c'mon... any virus named "SoBig" has to have been written by a man :)
>
> (yes, sexist, I know)
>
>
> --- Tanel Poder wrote:
> > I've seen only one female in my life who would be capable of writing

> > such virus. But that is not the issue (no offence, really). Women 
> > just don't
> > waste their time on stuff like this.
> >
> > Tanel.
> > - Original Message -
> > To: "Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L" 
> > Sent: Wednesday, August 27, 2003 4:54 AM
> >
> >
> > > "Guy"? You've eliminated 50% of all possible suspects...
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > on 8/26/03 1:44 PM, Tanel Poder at [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
> > >
> > > > I doubt they will ever find the real guy behind this.
> > > >
> > > > Tanel.
> > > >
> > > > - Original Message -
> > > > To: "Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L" 
> > > > 
> > > > Sent: Tuesday, August 26, 2003 10:19 PM
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >> For all you virus/worm lovers out there, justice do come:
> > > >>
> > > >> FBI Subpoenas Arizona ISP ! In Sobig Probe
> > > >> Easynews says it's cooperating with the bureau to find the
> > person
> > > >> who uploaded the virus to a Usenet group it hosts. 
> > > >> informationweek.com/story/showArticle.jhtml?articleID=13800091
> > > >>
> > > >>
> > > >>
> > > >> Dick Goulet
> > > >> Senior Oracle DBA
> > > >> Oracle Certified 8i DBA
> > > >> --
> > > >> Please see the official ORACLE-L FAQ: http://www.orafaq.net
> > > >> -- 
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RE: Hey Jared!!

2003-08-28 Thread DENNIS WILLIAMS
Hey, I got a couple emails saying I'm sending the worm to people I never
heard of. Does that make me as famous as Jared?? I guess not.

Dennis Williams
DBA, 80%OCP, 100% DBA
Lifetouch, Inc.
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Steve,

Well if you REALLY want to know how I feel about these types of
idiots, I'd much prefer them to be publicly hanged, drawn & quartered.
Webcasting it would be very appriopriate too.

Dick Goulet
Senior Oracle DBA
Oracle Certified 8i DBA

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You're MUCH too merciful! We should start by infecting him or her with
worms and viruses of the biologic type.  :-)


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I sure hope so.  Then he/she should be publicly tarred & Feathered.

Dick Goulet
Senior Oracle DBA
Oracle Certified 8i DBA

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I doubt they will ever find the real guy behind this. 

Tanel.

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> For all you virus/worm lovers out there, justice do come:
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> informationweek.com/story/showArticle.jhtml?articleID=13800091
> 
> 
> 
> Dick Goulet
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RE: OT: Hey Jared!! -90 degree OT Joke

2003-08-28 Thread A Joshi
I vaguely remember hearing : 
 
* right handed people use left side of brain
* that left handed people use right side of brain
Correct???
 
I think right or left just use it. I mean use something. 
"Orr, Steve" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
Hmmm... So you're saying that women aren't in their right mind? Takingit to the off topic list.-Original Message-Sent: Thursday, August 28, 2003 2:59 AMTo: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-LHi,This is my own theory, you can't find this information from OracleDocument.Well... talking about women and men.I believe most women use their left brain more than right brain and mostmen use their right brain more than left brain.Function of left brain - remember things, - small thing but detail (this is the reason why women take 1/2a day to buy a pair of shoe, and not that easy fall in love)- person names- history - words (perhaps this is the reason why women like to readnovels)Function of right brain- response to things (quick decision maker) - this is the reasonwh!
y so many
 2 minute men in the world- everything in general (see thing in big picture)- person faces- math, 1 + 3 / 7 ^ 53 = X- picturesWell Friends train both side of your brain, and for male DBA use yourleft brain when talk to women, then she is yours.RF tell me if I am wrongPS: Just kidding., going to see Mars tonight I miss my home town. :)Sinardy-Original Message-Sent: 28 August 2003 06:25To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-LWomen are also particularily good at remembering small nasty things frompast which you've already forgotten long time ago. Especially duringfights...:)Tanel.- Original Message - To: "Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>Sent: Thursday, August 28, 2003 12:59 AM> Not being sexist in any way, but it's my experience that Women are > much better "generalists" !
than men,
 but that men are much better > specialists. Thats why I think women do better in school early on, but> once we men get into the University level and pick our speciality, we > kick butt.>> My soon to be ex-wife was frequently much better remembering overallthings> than I was>> RF>>> -Original Message-> To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L> Sent: 8/27/2003 6:44 AM>> c'mon... any virus named "SoBig" has to have been written by a man :)>> (yes, sexist, I know)>>> --- Tanel Poder <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>wrote:> > I've seen only one female in my life who would be capable of writing> > such virus. But that is not the issue (no offence, really). Women > > just don't> > waste their time on stuff like this.> >> > Tanel.> > - Original Message
 -> > To: "Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>> > Sent: Wednesday, August 27, 2003 4:54 AM> >> >> > > "Guy"? You've eliminated 50% of all possible suspects...> > >> > >> > >> > > on 8/26/03 1:44 PM, Tanel Poder at [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:> > >> > > > I doubt they will ever find the real guy behind this.> > > >> > > > Tanel.> > > >> > > > - Original Message -> > > > To: "Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L" > > > > <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>> > > > Sent: Tuesday, August 26, 2003 10:19 PM> > > >> > > >> > > >> For all you virus/worm lovers out there, justice do come:> > > >>> > > >> FBI Subpoenas Arizona ISP !
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RE: OT: Hey Jared!! -90 degree OT Joke

2003-08-28 Thread Orr, Steve
Hmmm... So you're saying that women aren't in their right mind? Taking
it to the off topic list.

-Original Message-
Sent: Thursday, August 28, 2003 2:59 AM
To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L


Hi,

This is my own theory, you can't find this information from Oracle
Document.

Well... talking about women and men.
I believe most women use their left brain more than right brain and most
men use their right brain more than left brain.

Function of left brain  
- remember things, 
- small thing but detail (this is the reason why women take 1/2
a day to buy a pair of shoe, and not that easy fall in love)
- person names
- history 
- words (perhaps this is the reason why women like to read
novels)

Function of right brain
- response to things (quick decision maker) - this is the reason
why so many 2 minute men in the world
- everything in general (see thing in big picture)
- person faces
- math, 1 + 3 / 7 ^ 53 = X
- pictures

Well Friends train both side of your brain, and for male DBA use your
left brain when talk to women, then she is yours.

RF tell me if I am wrong


PS: Just kidding., going to see Mars tonight I miss my home town. :)


Sinardy




-Original Message-
Sent: 28 August 2003 06:25
To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L


Women are also particularily good at remembering small nasty things from
past which you've already forgotten long time ago. Especially during
fights...
:)

Tanel.

- Original Message - 
To: "Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Sent: Thursday, August 28, 2003 12:59 AM


> Not being sexist in any way, but it's my experience that Women are 
> much better "generalists" than men, but that men are much better 
> specialists. Thats why I think women do better in school early on, but

> once we men get into the University level and pick our speciality, we 
> kick butt.
>
> My soon to be ex-wife was frequently much better remembering overall
things
> than I was
>
> RF
>
>
> -Original Message-
> To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L
> Sent: 8/27/2003 6:44 AM
>
> c'mon... any virus named "SoBig" has to have been written by a man :)
>
> (yes, sexist, I know)
>
>
> --- Tanel Poder <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
> > I've seen only one female in my life who would be capable of writing

> > such virus. But that is not the issue (no offence, really). Women 
> > just don't
> > waste their time on stuff like this.
> >
> > Tanel.
> > - Original Message -
> > To: "Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
> > Sent: Wednesday, August 27, 2003 4:54 AM
> >
> >
> > > "Guy"?  You've eliminated 50% of all possible suspects...
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > on 8/26/03 1:44 PM, Tanel Poder at [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
> > >
> > > > I doubt they will ever find the real guy behind this.
> > > >
> > > > Tanel.
> > > >
> > > > - Original Message -
> > > > To: "Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L" 
> > > > <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
> > > > Sent: Tuesday, August 26, 2003 10:19 PM
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> > > >> Easynews says it's cooperating with the bureau to find the
> > person
> > > >> who uploaded the virus to a Usenet group it hosts. 
> > > >> informationweek.com/story/showArticle.jhtml?articleID=13800091
> > > >>
> > > >>
> > > >>
> > > >> Dick Goulet
> > > >> Senior Oracle DBA
> > > >> Oracle Certified 8i DBA
> > > >> --
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RE: OT: Hey Jared!! -90 degree OT Joke

2003-08-28 Thread Thater, William
Rachel Carmichael  scribbled on the wall in glitter crayon:

> sorry -- I read novels, respond visually to things, do math, remember
> faces but not names, see details AND the big picture
> 
> so either I am more highly evolved and use both sides of my brain (not
> hardly) or the theory needs some modification

i'm going for you being a more highly evolved life form meself.;-)

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RE: OT: Hey Jared!! -90 degree OT Joke

2003-08-28 Thread Rachel Carmichael
sorry -- I read novels, respond visually to things, do math, remember
faces but not names, see details AND the big picture

so either I am more highly evolved and use both sides of my brain (not
hardly) or the theory needs some modification


--- Sinardy Xing <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
> Hi,
> 
> This is my own theory, you can't find this information from Oracle
> Document.
> 
> Well... talking about women and men.
> I believe most women use their left brain more than right brain
> and most men use their right brain more than left brain.
> 
> Function of left brain
>   - remember things, 
>   - small thing but detail (this is the reason why women take 1/2 a
> day to buy a pair of shoe, and not that easy fall in love)
>   - person names
>   - history 
>   - words (perhaps this is the reason why women like to read novels)
> 
> Function of right brain
>   - response to things (quick decision maker) - this is the reason why
> so many 2 minute men in the world
>   - everything in general (see thing in big picture)
>   - person faces
>   - math, 1 + 3 / 7 ^ 53 = X
>   - pictures
> 
> Well Friends train both side of your brain, and for male DBA use your
> left brain when talk to women, then she is yours.
> 
> RF tell me if I am wrong
> 
> 
> PS: Just kidding., going to see Mars tonight I miss my home town.
> :)
> 
> 
> Sinardy
> 
> 
>   
> 
> -Original Message-
> Sent: 28 August 2003 06:25
> To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L
> 
> 
> Women are also particularily good at remembering small nasty things
> from
> past which you've already forgotten long time ago. Especially during
> fights...
> :)
> 
> Tanel.
> 
> - Original Message - 
> To: "Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
> Sent: Thursday, August 28, 2003 12:59 AM
> 
> 
> > Not being sexist in any way, but it's my experience that Women are
> much
> > better "generalists" than men, but that men are much better
> specialists.
> > Thats why I think women do better in school early on, but once we
> men get
> > into the University level and pick our speciality, we kick butt.
> >
> > My soon to be ex-wife was frequently much better remembering
> overall
> things
> > than I was
> >
> > RF
> >
> >
> > -Original Message-
> > To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L
> > Sent: 8/27/2003 6:44 AM
> >
> > c'mon... any virus named "SoBig" has to have been written by a man
> :)
> >
> > (yes, sexist, I know)
> >
> >
> > --- Tanel Poder <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
> > > I've seen only one female in my life who would be capable of
> writing
> > > such
> > > virus. But that is not the issue (no offence, really). Women just
> > > don't
> > > waste their time on stuff like this.
> > >
> > > Tanel.
> > > - Original Message - 
> > > To: "Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
> > > Sent: Wednesday, August 27, 2003 4:54 AM
> > >
> > >
> > > > "Guy"?  You've eliminated 50% of all possible suspects...
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > on 8/26/03 1:44 PM, Tanel Poder at [EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
> > > >
> > > > > I doubt they will ever find the real guy behind this.
> > > > >
> > > > > Tanel.
> > > > >
> > > > > - Original Message -
> > > > > To: "Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L"
> <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
> > > > > Sent: Tuesday, August 26, 2003 10:19 PM
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > >> For all you virus/worm lovers out there, justice do come:
> > > > >>
> > > > >> FBI Subpoenas Arizona ISP In Sobig Probe
> > > > >> Easynews says it's cooperating with the bureau to find the
> > > person
> > > > >> who uploaded the virus to a Usenet group it hosts.
> > > > >>
> informationweek.com/story/showArticle.jhtml?articleID=13800091
> > > > >>
> > > > >>
> > > > >>
> > > > >> Dick Goulet
> > > > >> Senior Oracle DBA
> > > > >> Oracle Certified 8i DBA
> > > > >> -- 
> > > > >> Please see the official ORACLE-L FAQ: http://www.orafaq.net
> > > > >> -- 
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RE: OT: Hey Jared!!

2003-08-28 Thread Farnsworth, Dave
As Robert stirs the pot.

;o)

-Original Message-
Sent: Wednesday, August 27, 2003 4:59 PM
To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L


Not being sexist in any way, but it's my experience that Women are much
better "generalists" than men, but that men are much better specialists.
Thats why I think women do better in school early on, but once we men get
into the University level and pick our speciality, we kick butt.

My soon to be ex-wife was frequently much better remembering overall things
than I was 

RF


-Original Message-
To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L
Sent: 8/27/2003 6:44 AM

c'mon... any virus named "SoBig" has to have been written by a man :)

(yes, sexist, I know)


--- Tanel Poder <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
> I've seen only one female in my life who would be capable of writing
> such
> virus. But that is not the issue (no offence, really). Women just
> don't
> waste their time on stuff like this.
> 
> Tanel.
> - Original Message - 
> To: "Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
> Sent: Wednesday, August 27, 2003 4:54 AM
> 
> 
> > "Guy"?  You've eliminated 50% of all possible suspects...
> >
> >
> >
> > on 8/26/03 1:44 PM, Tanel Poder at [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
> >
> > > I doubt they will ever find the real guy behind this.
> > >
> > > Tanel.
> > >
> > > - Original Message -
> > > To: "Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
> > > Sent: Tuesday, August 26, 2003 10:19 PM
> > >
> > >
> > >> For all you virus/worm lovers out there, justice do come:
> > >>
> > >> FBI Subpoenas Arizona ISP In Sobig Probe
> > >> Easynews says it's cooperating with the bureau to find the
> person
> > >> who uploaded the virus to a Usenet group it hosts.
> > >> informationweek.com/story/showArticle.jhtml?articleID=13800091
> > >>
> > >>
> > >>
> > >> Dick Goulet
> > >> Senior Oracle DBA
> > >> Oracle Certified 8i DBA
> > >> -- 
> > >> Please see the official ORACLE-L FAQ: http://www.orafaq.net
> > >> -- 
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RE: RE: OT: Hey Jared!! -90 degree OT Joke

2003-08-28 Thread Stephane Faroult
My own theory is that either male or female don't use their brain much. In fact it's 
pretty equivalent to the load of a Java-free machine. And perhaps it is just as well 
as it is.

>- --- Original Message --- -
>From: "Sinardy Xing" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
>To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L
><[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
>Sent: Thu, 28 Aug 2003 00:59:27
>
>Hi,
>
>This is my own theory, you can't find this
>information from Oracle Document.
>
>Well... talking about women and men.
>I believe most women use their left brain more than
>right brain
>and most men use their right brain more than left
>brain.
>
>Function of left brain  
>- remember things, 
>- small thing but detail (this is the
>reason why women take 1/2 a day to buy a pair of
>shoe, and not that easy fall in love)
>- person names
>- history 
>- words (perhaps this is the reason why
>women like to read novels)
>
>Function of right brain
>- response to things (quick decision maker)
>- this is the reason why so many 2 minute men in
>the world
>- everything in general (see thing in big
>picture)
>- person faces
>- math, 1 + 3 / 7 ^ 53 = X
>- pictures
>
>Well Friends train both side of your brain, and for
>male DBA use your left brain when talk to women,
>then she is yours.
>
>RF tell me if I am wrong
>
>
>PS: Just kidding., going to see Mars tonight I
>miss my home town. :)
>
>
>Sinardy
>
>
>
>
>-Original Message-
>Sent: 28 August 2003 06:25
>To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L
>
>
>Women are also particularily good at remembering
>small nasty things from
>past which you've already forgotten long time ago.
>Especially during
>fights...
>:)
>
>Tanel.
>
>- Original Message - 
>To: "Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L"
><[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
>Sent: Thursday, August 28, 2003 12:59 AM
>
>
>> Not being sexist in any way, but it's my
>experience that Women are much
>> better "generalists" than men, but that men are
>much better specialists.
>> Thats why I think women do better in school early
>on, but once we men get
>> into the University level and pick our
>speciality, we kick butt.
>>
>> My soon to be ex-wife was frequently much better
>remembering overall
>things
>> than I was
>>
>> RF
>>
>>
>> -Original Message-
>> To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L
>> Sent: 8/27/2003 6:44 AM
>>
>> c'mon... any virus named "SoBig" has to have been
>written by a man :)
>>
>> (yes, sexist, I know)
>>
>>
>> --- Tanel Poder <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
>> > I've seen only one female in my life who would
>be capable of writing
>> > such
>> > virus. But that is not the issue (no offence,
>really). Women just
>> > don't
>> > waste their time on stuff like this.
>> >
>> > Tanel.
>> > - Original Message - 
>> > To: "Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L"
><[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
>> > Sent: Wednesday, August 27, 2003 4:54 AM
>> >
>> >
>> > > "Guy"?  You've eliminated 50% of all possible
>suspects...
>> > >
>> > >
>> > >
>> > > on 8/26/03 1:44 PM, Tanel Poder at
>[EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
>> > >
>> > > > I doubt they will ever find the real guy
>behind this.
>> > > >
>> > > > Tanel.
>> > > >
>> > > > - Original Message -
>> > > > To: "Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L"
><[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
>> > > > Sent: Tuesday, August 26, 2003 10:19 PM
>> > > >
>> > > >
>> > > >> For all you virus/worm lovers out there,
>justice do come:
>> > > >>
>> > > >> FBI Subpoenas Arizona ISP In Sobig Probe
>> > > >> Easynews says it's cooperating with the
>bureau to find the
>> > person
>> > > >> who uploaded the virus to a Usenet group
>it hosts.
>> > > >>
>> > > >>
>> > > >>
>> > > >>
>> > > >> Dick Goulet
>> > > >> Senior Oracle DBA
>> > > >> Oracle Certified 8i DBA
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RE: OT: Hey Jared!! -90 degree OT Joke

2003-08-28 Thread Sinardy Xing
Hi,

This is my own theory, you can't find this information from Oracle Document.

Well... talking about women and men.
I believe most women use their left brain more than right brain
and most men use their right brain more than left brain.

Function of left brain  
- remember things, 
- small thing but detail (this is the reason why women take 1/2 a day to buy a 
pair of shoe, and not that easy fall in love)
- person names
- history 
- words (perhaps this is the reason why women like to read novels)

Function of right brain
- response to things (quick decision maker) - this is the reason why so many 2 
minute men in the world
- everything in general (see thing in big picture)
- person faces
- math, 1 + 3 / 7 ^ 53 = X
- pictures

Well Friends train both side of your brain, and for male DBA use your left brain when 
talk to women, then she is yours.

RF tell me if I am wrong


PS: Just kidding., going to see Mars tonight I miss my home town. :)


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Women are also particularily good at remembering small nasty things from
past which you've already forgotten long time ago. Especially during
fights...
:)

Tanel.

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> Not being sexist in any way, but it's my experience that Women are much
> better "generalists" than men, but that men are much better specialists.
> Thats why I think women do better in school early on, but once we men get
> into the University level and pick our speciality, we kick butt.
>
> My soon to be ex-wife was frequently much better remembering overall
things
> than I was
>
> RF
>
>
> -Original Message-
> To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L
> Sent: 8/27/2003 6:44 AM
>
> c'mon... any virus named "SoBig" has to have been written by a man :)
>
> (yes, sexist, I know)
>
>
> --- Tanel Poder <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
> > I've seen only one female in my life who would be capable of writing
> > such
> > virus. But that is not the issue (no offence, really). Women just
> > don't
> > waste their time on stuff like this.
> >
> > Tanel.
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> > To: "Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
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> >
> >
> > > "Guy"?  You've eliminated 50% of all possible suspects...
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > on 8/26/03 1:44 PM, Tanel Poder at [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
> > >
> > > > I doubt they will ever find the real guy behind this.
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Re: OT: Hey Jared!!

2003-08-27 Thread Tanel Poder
> Still on the plus side I now have 1 days overtime clocked up in 2 days
> elapsed time dealing with a .ing worm that some .ing user
> decided to introduce to our systems at 4:35 am on a Sunday morning. This

Have you read this about Ohio nuclear plant and Slammer worm?

http://www.securityfocus.com/news/6767

Tanel.


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RE: OT: Hey Jared!!

2003-08-27 Thread Niall Litchfield
Rachel opined
> c'mon... any virus named "SoBig" has to have been written by a man :)
> 
> (yes, sexist, I know)

I think the word you are looking for is "True" not "sexist". 

Still on the plus side I now have 1 days overtime clocked up in 2 days
elapsed time dealing with a .ing worm that some .ing user
decided to introduce to our systems at 4:35 am on a Sunday morning. This
time has been spent engineering a fix for client side operating systems
- but hey I can't do my real DR work because the DR site and the prod
site won't talk to each other because of the ing Worm.  By March we
will have ripped out all our non-ms stuff, Oh good. 

For those who may be affected by nachi/blaster/sobig this is the field
checklist

1, Remove from servers that escaped patching (easy)
2, Remove from client workstations ( a bugger if they are all laptops
connected via dial-up once a month that user conveniently hasn't patched
for 2 years)
3, Insert decommissioned kit into user who connected unauthorised pc to
office LAN (this serves merely to boost morale by 'patching your
organisations hole'

:(

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Re: OT: Hey Jared!!

2003-08-27 Thread Tanel Poder
Women are also particularily good at remembering small nasty things from
past which you've already forgotten long time ago. Especially during
fights...
:)

Tanel.

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> Not being sexist in any way, but it's my experience that Women are much
> better "generalists" than men, but that men are much better specialists.
> Thats why I think women do better in school early on, but once we men get
> into the University level and pick our speciality, we kick butt.
>
> My soon to be ex-wife was frequently much better remembering overall
things
> than I was
>
> RF
>
>
> -Original Message-
> To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L
> Sent: 8/27/2003 6:44 AM
>
> c'mon... any virus named "SoBig" has to have been written by a man :)
>
> (yes, sexist, I know)
>
>
> --- Tanel Poder <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
> > I've seen only one female in my life who would be capable of writing
> > such
> > virus. But that is not the issue (no offence, really). Women just
> > don't
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> >
> > Tanel.
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> >
> > > "Guy"?  You've eliminated 50% of all possible suspects...
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > on 8/26/03 1:44 PM, Tanel Poder at [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
> > >
> > > > I doubt they will ever find the real guy behind this.
> > > >
> > > > Tanel.
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> > > >> Easynews says it's cooperating with the bureau to find the
> > person
> > > >> who uploaded the virus to a Usenet group it hosts.
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RE: OT: Hey Jared!!

2003-08-27 Thread Freeman Robert - IL
Not being sexist in any way, but it's my experience that Women are much
better "generalists" than men, but that men are much better specialists.
Thats why I think women do better in school early on, but once we men get
into the University level and pick our speciality, we kick butt.

My soon to be ex-wife was frequently much better remembering overall things
than I was 

RF


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c'mon... any virus named "SoBig" has to have been written by a man :)

(yes, sexist, I know)


--- Tanel Poder <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
> I've seen only one female in my life who would be capable of writing
> such
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> Tanel.
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> > "Guy"?  You've eliminated 50% of all possible suspects...
> >
> >
> >
> > on 8/26/03 1:44 PM, Tanel Poder at [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
> >
> > > I doubt they will ever find the real guy behind this.
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> > >> who uploaded the virus to a Usenet group it hosts.
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RE: Hey Jared!!

2003-08-27 Thread Goulet, Dick
And it would be for a limited duration vs. the weeks these damned worms tie things up.

Dick Goulet
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But the webcast will probably draw a rather large audience and cause the
entire internet to come to a standstill!


Ah well for a good cause I can handle that. :-)


Jack



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Steve,

Well if you REALLY want to know how I feel about these types of
idiots, I'd much prefer them to be publicly hanged, drawn & quartered.
Webcasting it would be very appriopriate too.

Dick Goulet
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You're MUCH too merciful! We should start by infecting him or her with worms
and viruses of the biologic type.  :-)


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I sure hope so.  Then he/she should be publicly tarred & Feathered.

Dick Goulet
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I doubt they will ever find the real guy behind this. 

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RE: Hey Jared!!

2003-08-27 Thread Jack van Zanen
But the webcast will probably draw a rather large audience and cause the
entire internet to come to a standstill!


Ah well for a good cause I can handle that. :-)


Jack



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Steve,

Well if you REALLY want to know how I feel about these types of
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Webcasting it would be very appriopriate too.

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You're MUCH too merciful! We should start by infecting him or her with worms
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I sure hope so.  Then he/she should be publicly tarred & Feathered.

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I doubt they will ever find the real guy behind this. 

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Re: Hey Jared!!

2003-08-27 Thread Nuno Souto
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>
> Well if you REALLY want to know how I feel about these types of idiots, I'd much 
> prefer them to be publicly hanged,
drawn & quartered.  Webcasting it would be very appriopriate too.

Agreed.  Difficulty is in finding them.
BTW, if any1 saw Wayne Bastow's message with the
virus, it was a spoof as well.  He was
on hols at the time.  Just checked.
Probably some1 infected who had his
and oracle-l's addies in their adress
book.
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RE: Hey Jared!!

2003-08-27 Thread Goulet, Dick
Steve,

Well if you REALLY want to know how I feel about these types of idiots, I'd 
much prefer them to be publicly hanged, drawn & quartered.  Webcasting it would be 
very appriopriate too.

Dick Goulet
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You're MUCH too merciful! We should start by infecting him or her with
worms and viruses of the biologic type.  :-)


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I sure hope so.  Then he/she should be publicly tarred & Feathered.

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I doubt they will ever find the real guy behind this. 

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Re:OT: Hey Jared!!

2003-08-27 Thread Rachel Carmichael
c'mon... any virus named "SoBig" has to have been written by a man :)

(yes, sexist, I know)


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Re:OT: Hey Jared!!

2003-08-27 Thread Tanel Poder
I've seen only one female in my life who would be capable of writing such
virus. But that is not the issue (no offence, really). Women just don't
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> "Guy"?  You've eliminated 50% of all possible suspects...
>
>
>
> on 8/26/03 1:44 PM, Tanel Poder at [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
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Re: OT: Hey Jared!!

2003-08-27 Thread Tanel Poder
And his keyboard is taken away from him/her publicly.

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> I sure hope so.  Then he/she should be publicly tarred & Feathered.
> 
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> I doubt they will ever find the real guy behind this. 
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> Tanel.
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Re: Hey Jared!!

2003-08-27 Thread Tim Gorman
"Guy"?  You've eliminated 50% of all possible suspects...



on 8/26/03 1:44 PM, Tanel Poder at [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:

> I doubt they will ever find the real guy behind this.
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> Tanel.
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>> informationweek.com/story/showArticle.jhtml?articleID=13800091
>> 
>> 
>> 
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RE: Hey Jared!!

2003-08-26 Thread Goulet, Dick
I sure hope so.  Then he/she should be publicly tarred & Feathered.

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I doubt they will ever find the real guy behind this. 

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RE: Hey Jared!!

2003-08-26 Thread Orr, Steve
You're MUCH too merciful! We should start by infecting him or her with
worms and viruses of the biologic type.  :-)


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I sure hope so.  Then he/she should be publicly tarred & Feathered.

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I doubt they will ever find the real guy behind this. 

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RE: Hey Jared!!

2003-08-26 Thread Mladen Gogala
He's with Saddam, Mullah Omar and UBL.

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Tanel Poder
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I doubt they will ever find the real guy behind this. 

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Re: Hey Jared!!

2003-08-26 Thread Tanel Poder
I doubt they will ever find the real guy behind this. 

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> FBI Subpoenas Arizona ISP In Sobig Probe
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> who uploaded the virus to a Usenet group it hosts.
> informationweek.com/story/showArticle.jhtml?articleID=13800091
> 
> 
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Hey Jared!!

2003-08-26 Thread Goulet, Dick
For all you virus/worm lovers out there, justice do come:

FBI Subpoenas Arizona ISP In Sobig Probe
Easynews says it's cooperating with the bureau to find the person 
who uploaded the virus to a Usenet group it hosts.
informationweek.com/story/showArticle.jhtml?articleID=13800091



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Re: Hey Jared

2003-08-26 Thread Nuno Souto
Darn bleeding users

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RE: Hey Jared

2003-08-26 Thread Sinardy Xing
I think you can use your mail filter,

If Jared have this virus, soon you will see the entire Oracle-l will send this virus 
to each other.

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Sent: 26 August 2003 01:40
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It is a virus, dump it.

VIRUS ALERT:  New E-mail Worm



A new e-mail mass mailer worm ([EMAIL PROTECTED]) has been detected on our
computer network and may pose a significant security threat.  If you have
received an e-mail with the characteristics listed below, DO NOT open any
attachments; delete the message immediately.  No other action is necessary.



Subject (containing one of the following):

· Re: Details

· Re: Approved

· Re: Re: My details

· Re: Thank you!

· Re: That movie

· Re: Wicked screensaver

· Re: Your application

· Thank you!

· Your details



Body:

· See the attached file for details.

· Please see the attached file for details.



Name of attachments:

· application.zip  (contains application.pif)

· details.zip (contains details.pif)

· document_9446.zip (contains document_9446.pif)

· document_all.zip (contains document_all.pif)

· movie0045.zip (contains movie0045.pif)

· thank_you.zip (contains thank_you.pif)

· your_details.zip (contains your_details.pif)

· your_document.zip (contains your_document.pif)

· wicked_scr.zip (contains wicked_scr.scr)












- Original Message -
To: "Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Sent: Monday, August 25, 2003 12:14 PM


> Jared,
>Did you send the list/me some mail with "Your Details" as subject line.
> It has some .pif file as extention. Maybe that is some virus, So wanted to
> make sure before i open it.
>
> Thanks.
>
>
> >From: Jared Still <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
> >Reply-To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
> >To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
> >Subject: Re: Nature of Oracle-l has changed
> >Date: Mon, 25 Aug 2003 04:39:17 -0800
> >
> >
> >Here's a perfect example of an email that should
> >never have been sent.
> >
> >Sigh... I'll learn one of these days.
> >
> >This does not characterize the people I work for,
> >as they're a pretty good bunch and actually do
> >understand technology.
> >
> >It's more of a generalized rant fueled by past
> >experiences.
> >
> >Should have hit 'delete' on this one instead of 'send'.
> >
> >Jared
> >
> >On Sun, 2003-08-24 at 11:19, Jared Still wrote:
> > > Mladen,
> > >
> > > My version of the explanation of this goes back to childhood.
> > >
> > > When you were in school, just which crowd were those execs in?
> > >
> > > The 'in' crowd, the jocks, the party hounds.
> > >
> > > If like me, you were one of the 'eggheads', you didn't fit
> > > in so well with their clique, and maybe you still don't.
> > >
> > > When in school, I was told I would be more popular if I
> > > "wasn't so smart".  I was even told that once as an adult.
> > >
> > > After pondering that for a bit, I decided they could all
> > > bite the green weenie if they didn't like it.
> > >
> > > This is probably how I earned my Hawkeye Pierce like cynicism,
> > > which I do work hard at keeping in check, lest it cause me
> > > more problems with the former 'in' folk that I now work for.
> > >
> > > 'They' don't like it when people are smarter than they are,
> > > and understand things they don't understand, and can't hope
> > > to understand.
> > >
> > > Hmm, this is getting a but cynical, so I guess I'll stop
> > > before I provide too much fodder for an HR type that has
> > > finally learned how to use google.
> > >
> > > Jared
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > On Sat, 2003-08-23 at 17:19, Mladen Gogala wrote:
> > > >
> > > > On 2003.08.23 18:34, Tim Gorman wrote:
> > > >
> > > > > Six years ago, a CIO commented to me, waving down a corridor which
> >had
> > > > > offices full of developers, "If I had my way, I'd get rid of all
of
> >them and
> > > > > replace them with lawyers.  We'd buy applications instead of
> >building them
> > > > > and then sue the vendors."  My response was something along the
> >lines of "if
> > > > > you think developers are expensive, go price some lawyers", but it
> >certainly
> > > > > bounced off him.  At the time, I took it as just another colorful
> >comment
> > > > > from a colorful guy.  But he was dead serious, along with his
> >CIO/CFO
> > > > > brethren, and the passing of Y2K and the dot-com bubble pop has
> >expedited
> > > > > his prediction...
> > > >
> > > > I always wondered where does this prejudice against us, computer
geeks
> >(my
> > > > apologies to anyone offended by that expression, but I'm a hard core
> >computer
> > > > geek) comes from? I must say that this prejudice is very hard to
> >understand.
> > > > IT people are very well educated, very hard working, regularly
willing
> >to
> > > > work long hours and sacrifice their weekends 

Re: Hey Jared

2003-08-26 Thread bulbultyagi
Sobig -F does carry out spoofing , but Jared here is a question : either
which way (spoofed or not) wouldn't list-guru remove all attached binaries ?
Anyway I am not going to open any such mails.

- Original Message -
To: "Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Sent: Monday, August 25, 2003 23:25


> Wasn't from me.  Our virus checker here at work would stop it.
>
> From home I use Linux, so I'm not propagating virusii from there.
>
> That would require that I manually forward a message with a virus.
>
> That is also not likely, since my ISP stops those.
>
> A virus will spoof someones email address when that address is
> found in the address book of the infected machine, typically a PC
> running Outlook.
>
> As SoBig has it's own SMTP engine, this is likely what happened.
>
> Jared
>
>
>
>
>
>
> "Dilip Patel" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
> Sent by: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
>  08/25/2003 10:14 AM
>  Please respond to ORACLE-L
>
>
> To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L
<[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
> cc:
> Subject:Hey Jared
>
>
> Jared,
>Did you send the list/me some mail with "Your Details" as subject line.
>
> It has some .pif file as extention. Maybe that is some virus, So wanted to
>
> make sure before i open it.
>
> Thanks.
>
>
> >From: Jared Still <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
> >Reply-To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
> >To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
> >Subject: Re: Nature of Oracle-l has changed
> >Date: Mon, 25 Aug 2003 04:39:17 -0800
> >
> >
> >Here's a perfect example of an email that should
> >never have been sent.
> >
> >Sigh... I'll learn one of these days.
> >
> >This does not characterize the people I work for,
> >as they're a pretty good bunch and actually do
> >understand technology.
> >
> >It's more of a generalized rant fueled by past
> >experiences.
> >
> >Should have hit 'delete' on this one instead of 'send'.
> >
> >Jared
> >
> >On Sun, 2003-08-24 at 11:19, Jared Still wrote:
> > > Mladen,
> > >
> > > My version of the explanation of this goes back to childhood.
> > >
> > > When you were in school, just which crowd were those execs in?
> > >
> > > The 'in' crowd, the jocks, the party hounds.
> > >
> > > If like me, you were one of the 'eggheads', you didn't fit
> > > in so well with their clique, and maybe you still don't.
> > >
> > > When in school, I was told I would be more popular if I
> > > "wasn't so smart".  I was even told that once as an adult.
> > >
> > > After pondering that for a bit, I decided they could all
> > > bite the green weenie if they didn't like it.
> > >
> > > This is probably how I earned my Hawkeye Pierce like cynicism,
> > > which I do work hard at keeping in check, lest it cause me
> > > more problems with the former 'in' folk that I now work for.
> > >
> > > 'They' don't like it when people are smarter than they are,
> > > and understand things they don't understand, and can't hope
> > > to understand.
> > >
> > > Hmm, this is getting a but cynical, so I guess I'll stop
> > > before I provide too much fodder for an HR type that has
> > > finally learned how to use google.
> > >
> > > Jared
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > On Sat, 2003-08-23 at 17:19, Mladen Gogala wrote:
> > > >
> > > > On 2003.08.23 18:34, Tim Gorman wrote:
> > > >
> > > > > Six years ago, a CIO commented to me, waving down a corridor which
>
> >had
> > > > > offices full of developers, "If I had my way, I'd get rid of all
> of
> >them and
> > > > > replace them with lawyers.  We'd buy applications instead of
> >building them
> > > > > and then sue the vendors."  My response was something along the
> >lines of "if
> > > > > you think developers are expensive, go price some lawyers", but it
>
> >certainly
> > > > > bounced off him.  At the time, I took it as just another colorful
> >comment
> > > > > from a colorful guy.  But he was dead serious, along with his
> >CIO/CFO
> > > 

RE: Hey Jared

2003-08-25 Thread Anderson, Brian
Come on, be fair, M$ is not that unstable/insecure.  
It's all the 3rd party products, how do you expect them to be stable/secure with all 
the unknown applications people install.

Windows would be a wonderful OS, if people would just quit installing applications.
Solitaire runs.
;)

> -Original Message-
> From: Mladen Gogala [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> Sent: Monday, August 25, 2003 4:39 PM
> To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L
> Subject: RE: Hey Jared
> 
> 
> Security hole with M$? That would definitely the 1st one!  I 
> mean, it's not
> like the security holes
> are regular thing with M$. M$ operating systems are known as 
> rock solid and
> completely secure products.
> Fox news are fair and balanced.
>  
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RE: Hey Jared

2003-08-25 Thread Mladen Gogala
Security hole with M$? That would definitely the 1st one!  I mean, it's not
like the security holes
are regular thing with M$. M$ operating systems are known as rock solid and
completely secure products.
Fox news are fair and balanced.
 
 
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-Original Message-
uth
Gramolini
Sent: Monday, August 25, 2003 4:00 PM
To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L


That could be considered a security hole, not a feature!
 
Ruth

-Original Message-
up
Nanda
Sent: Monday, August 25, 2003 3:30 PM
To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L


Now that's one place M$ is way ahead of Oracle, with easy do-it-yourself
"become any user" privilege!

- Original Message - 
To: Multiple recipients of list  <mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]> ORACLE-L 
Sent: Monday, August 25, 2003 1:55 PM


Wasn't from me.  Our virus checker here at work would stop it. 

>From home I use Linux, so I'm not propagating virusii from there. 

That would require that I manually forward a message with a virus. 

That is also not likely, since my ISP stops those. 

A virus will spoof someones email address when that address is 
found in the address book of the infected machine, typically a PC 
running Outlook. 

As SoBig has it's own SMTP engine, this is likely what happened. 

Jared 





"Dilip Patel" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> 
Sent by: [EMAIL PROTECTED] 


 08/25/2003 10:14 AM 
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To:Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L
<[EMAIL PROTECTED]> 
cc: 
Subject:Hey Jared   



Jared,
  Did you send the list/me some mail with "Your Details" as subject line. 
It has some .pif file as extention. Maybe that is some virus, So wanted to 
make sure before i open it.

Thanks.


>From: Jared Still <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
>Reply-To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
>To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
>Subject: Re: Nature of Oracle-l has changed
>Date: Mon, 25 Aug 2003 04:39:17 -0800
>
>
>Here's a perfect example of an email that should
>never have been sent.
>
>Sigh... I'll learn one of these days.
>
>This does not characterize the people I work for,
>as they're a pretty good bunch and actually do
>understand technology.
>
>It's more of a generalized rant fueled by past
>experiences.
>
>Should have hit 'delete' on this one instead of 'send'.
>
>Jared
>
>On Sun, 2003-08-24 at 11:19, Jared Still wrote:
> > Mladen,
> >
> > My version of the explanation of this goes back to childhood.
> >
> > When you were in school, just which crowd were those execs in?
> >
> > The 'in' crowd, the jocks, the party hounds.
> >
> > If like me, you were one of the 'eggheads', you didn't fit
> > in so well with their clique, and maybe you still don't.
> >
> > When in school, I was told I would be more popular if I
> > "wasn't so smart".  I was even told that once as an adult.
> >
> > After pondering that for a bit, I decided they could all
> > bite the green weenie if they didn't like it.
> >
> > This is probably how I earned my Hawkeye Pierce like cynicism,
> > which I do work hard at keeping in check, lest it cause me
> > more problems with the former 'in' folk that I now work for.
> >
> > 'They' don't like it when people are smarter than they are,
> > and understand things they don't understand, and can't hope
> > to understand.
> >
> > Hmm, this is getting a but cynical, so I guess I'll stop
> > before I provide too much fodder for an HR type that has
> > finally learned how to use google.
> >
> > Jared
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > On Sat, 2003-08-23 at 17:19, Mladen Gogala wrote:
> > >
> > > On 2003.08.23 18:34, Tim Gorman wrote:
> > >
> > > > Six years ago, a CIO commented to me, waving down a corridor which 
>had
> > > > offices full of developers, "If I had my way, I'd get rid of all of 
>them and
> > > > replace them with lawyers.  We'd buy applications instead of 
>building them
> > > > and then sue the vendors."  My response was something along the 
>lines of "if
> > > > you think developers are expensive, go price some lawyers", but it 
>certainly
> > > > bounced off him.  At the time, I took it as just another colorful 
>comment
> > > > from a colorful guy.  But he was dead serious, along with his 
>CIO/CFO
> > > > brethren, and the passing of Y2K and the 

RE: Hey Jared

2003-08-25 Thread Ruth Gramolini



That 
could be considered a security hole, not a feature!
 
Ruth

  -Original Message-From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] 
  [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]On Behalf Of Arup NandaSent: 
  Monday, August 25, 2003 3:30 PMTo: Multiple recipients of list 
  ORACLE-LSubject: Re: Hey Jared
  Now that's one place M$ is way ahead of Oracle, 
  with easy do-it-yourself "become any user" privilege!
  
- Original Message - 
From: 
[EMAIL PROTECTED] 
To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L 

Sent: Monday, August 25, 2003 1:55 
PM
    Subject: Re: Hey Jared
Wasn't from me.  Our 
virus checker here at work would stop it. From home I use Linux, so I'm not propagating virusii 
from there. That would require 
that I manually forward a message with a virus. That is also not likely, since my ISP stops 
those. A virus will spoof 
someones email address when that address is found in the address book of the infected machine, typically a 
PC running Outlook. 
As SoBig has it's own SMTP engine, this 
is likely what happened. Jared 

  
  

"Dilip Patel" 
  <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Sent by: [EMAIL PROTECTED] 
   08/25/2003 10:14 AM 
   Please respond to ORACLE-L 
        
          
  To:        Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L 
  <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>         cc:       
          
    Subject:        Hey 
  JaredJared,  Did you send the list/me some mail with "Your 
Details" as subject line. It has some .pif file as extention. Maybe that 
is some virus, So wanted to make sure before i open 
it.Thanks.>From: Jared Still 
<[EMAIL PROTECTED]>>Reply-To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]>To: 
Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L 
<[EMAIL PROTECTED]>>Subject: Re: Nature of Oracle-l has 
changed>Date: Mon, 25 Aug 2003 04:39:17 
-0800>>>Here's a perfect example of an email that 
should>never have been sent.>>Sigh... I'll learn one of 
these days.>>This does not characterize the people I work 
for,>as they're a pretty good bunch and actually do>understand 
technology.>>It's more of a generalized rant fueled by 
past>experiences.>>Should have hit 'delete' on this one 
instead of 'send'.>>Jared>>On Sun, 2003-08-24 at 
11:19, Jared Still wrote:> > Mladen,> >> > My 
version of the explanation of this goes back to childhood.> 
>> > When you were in school, just which crowd were those execs 
in?> >> > The 'in' crowd, the jocks, the party 
hounds.> >> > If like me, you were one of the 
'eggheads', you didn't fit> > in so well with their clique, and 
maybe you still don't.> >> > When in school, I was told 
I would be more popular if I> > "wasn't so smart".  I was 
even told that once as an adult.> >> > After pondering 
that for a bit, I decided they could all> > bite the green weenie 
if they didn't like it.> >> > This is probably how I 
earned my Hawkeye Pierce like cynicism,> > which I do work hard at 
keeping in check, lest it cause me> > more problems with the 
former 'in' folk that I now work for.> >> > 'They' don't 
like it when people are smarter than they are,> > and understand 
things they don't understand, and can't hope> > to 
understand.> >> > Hmm, this is getting a but cynical, so 
I guess I'll stop> > before I provide too much fodder for an HR 
type that has> > finally learned how to use google.> 
>> > Jared> >> >> >> 
>> >> >> >> > On Sat, 2003-08-23 
at 17:19, Mladen Gogala wrote:> > >> > > On 
2003.08.23 18:34, Tim Gorman wrote:> > >> > > > 
Six years ago, a CIO commented to me, waving down a corridor which 
>had> > > > offices full of developers, "If I had my 
way, I'd get rid of all of >them and> > > > replace 
them with lawyers.  We'd buy applications instead of >building 
them> > > > and then sue the vendors."  My response was 
something along the >lines of "if> > > > you think 
developers are expensive, go price some lawyers", but it 
>certainly> > > > bounced off him.  At the time, 
I took it as just another colorful >comment> > > > 
from a colorful guy.  But he was dead serious, along with his 
>CIO/CFO> > > > brethren,

Re: Hey Jared

2003-08-25 Thread Arup Nanda



Now that's one place M$ is way ahead of Oracle, 
with easy do-it-yourself "become any user" privilege!

  - Original Message - 
  From: 
  [EMAIL PROTECTED] 
  To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L 
  
  Sent: Monday, August 25, 2003 1:55 
  PM
  Subject: Re: Hey Jared
  Wasn't from me.  Our 
  virus checker here at work would stop it. From home I use Linux, so I'm not propagating virusii from 
  there. That would require that I 
  manually forward a message with a virus. That is also not likely, since my ISP stops those. A virus will spoof someones email address when that 
  address is found in the address book 
  of the infected machine, typically a PC running Outlook. As SoBig 
  has it's own SMTP engine, this is likely what happened. Jared 
  


  
  "Dilip Patel" 
<[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Sent by: [EMAIL PROTECTED] 
 08/25/2003 10:14 AM 
 Please respond to ORACLE-L 
                  To:     
   Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L 
<[EMAIL PROTECTED]>         cc:       
        
  Subject:        Hey 
  JaredJared,  Did you send the list/me some mail with "Your Details" 
  as subject line. It has some .pif file as extention. Maybe that is some 
  virus, So wanted to make sure before i open 
  it.Thanks.>From: Jared Still 
  <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>>Reply-To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]>To: 
  Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L 
  <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>>Subject: Re: Nature of Oracle-l has 
  changed>Date: Mon, 25 Aug 2003 04:39:17 
  -0800>>>Here's a perfect example of an email that 
  should>never have been sent.>>Sigh... I'll learn one of 
  these days.>>This does not characterize the people I work 
  for,>as they're a pretty good bunch and actually do>understand 
  technology.>>It's more of a generalized rant fueled by 
  past>experiences.>>Should have hit 'delete' on this one 
  instead of 'send'.>>Jared>>On Sun, 2003-08-24 at 
  11:19, Jared Still wrote:> > Mladen,> >> > My 
  version of the explanation of this goes back to childhood.> 
  >> > When you were in school, just which crowd were those execs 
  in?> >> > The 'in' crowd, the jocks, the party 
  hounds.> >> > If like me, you were one of the 'eggheads', 
  you didn't fit> > in so well with their clique, and maybe you still 
  don't.> >> > When in school, I was told I would be more 
  popular if I> > "wasn't so smart".  I was even told that once 
  as an adult.> >> > After pondering that for a bit, I 
  decided they could all> > bite the green weenie if they didn't like 
  it.> >> > This is probably how I earned my Hawkeye Pierce 
  like cynicism,> > which I do work hard at keeping in check, lest it 
  cause me> > more problems with the former 'in' folk that I now work 
  for.> >> > 'They' don't like it when people are smarter 
  than they are,> > and understand things they don't understand, and 
  can't hope> > to understand.> >> > Hmm, this is 
  getting a but cynical, so I guess I'll stop> > before I provide too 
  much fodder for an HR type that has> > finally learned how to use 
  google.> >> > Jared> >> >> 
  >> >> >> >> >> > On Sat, 
  2003-08-23 at 17:19, Mladen Gogala wrote:> > >> > > 
  On 2003.08.23 18:34, Tim Gorman wrote:> > >> > > 
  > Six years ago, a CIO commented to me, waving down a corridor which 
  >had> > > > offices full of developers, "If I had my 
  way, I'd get rid of all of >them and> > > > replace 
  them with lawyers.  We'd buy applications instead of >building 
  them> > > > and then sue the vendors."  My response was 
  something along the >lines of "if> > > > you think 
  developers are expensive, go price some lawyers", but it 
  >certainly> > > > bounced off him.  At the time, I 
  took it as just another colorful >comment> > > > from a 
  colorful guy.  But he was dead serious, along with his 
  >CIO/CFO> > > > brethren, and the passing of Y2K and 
  the dot-com bubble pop has >expedited> > > > his 
  prediction...> > >> > > I always wondered where does 
  this prejudice against us, computer geeks >(my> > > 
  apologies to anyone offended by that _expression_, but I'm a hard core 
  >computer> > > geek) comes from? I must say that this 
  prejudice is very hard to >understand.> > > IT people are very 

Re: Hey Jared

2003-08-25 Thread Jared . Still

Well  'tthpt' to you to.  

;)







Joe Testa <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Sent by: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
 08/25/2003 10:45 AM
 Please respond to ORACLE-L

        
        To:        Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
        cc:        
        Subject:        Re: Hey Jared


Jared's sending viruses, nahnahnahnah(ok i know it spoofed but thought 
i'd make fun of him anyways, besides i've been getting bounce messages 
from email addys that dont exist on "viruses" i've sent and i dont run 
windows, so I KNOW those are spoofed).

joe


Dilip Patel wrote:

> Jared,
>   Did you send the list/me some mail with "Your Details" as subject 
> line. It has some .pif file as extention. Maybe that is some virus, So 
> wanted to make sure before i open it.
>
> Thanks.
>
>
>> From: Jared Still <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
>> Reply-To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
>> To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
>> Subject: Re: Nature of Oracle-l has changed
>> Date: Mon, 25 Aug 2003 04:39:17 -0800
>>
>>
>> Here's a perfect example of an email that should
>> never have been sent.
>>
>> Sigh... I'll learn one of these days.
>>
>> This does not characterize the people I work for,
>> as they're a pretty good bunch and actually do
>> understand technology.
>>
>> It's more of a generalized rant fueled by past
>> experiences.
>>
>> Should have hit 'delete' on this one instead of 'send'.
>>
>> Jared
>>
>> On Sun, 2003-08-24 at 11:19, Jared Still wrote:
>> > Mladen,
>> >
>> > My version of the explanation of this goes back to childhood.
>> >
>> > When you were in school, just which crowd were those execs in?
>> >
>> > The 'in' crowd, the jocks, the party hounds.
>> >
>> > If like me, you were one of the 'eggheads', you didn't fit
>> > in so well with their clique, and maybe you still don't.
>> >
>> > When in school, I was told I would be more popular if I
>> > "wasn't so smart".  I was even told that once as an adult.
>> >
>> > After pondering that for a bit, I decided they could all
>> > bite the green weenie if they didn't like it.
>> >
>> > This is probably how I earned my Hawkeye Pierce like cynicism,
>> > which I do work hard at keeping in check, lest it cause me
>> > more problems with the former 'in' folk that I now work for.
>> >
>> > 'They' don't like it when people are smarter than they are,
>> > and understand things they don't understand, and can't hope
>> > to understand.
>> >
>> > Hmm, this is getting a but cynical, so I guess I'll stop
>> > before I provide too much fodder for an HR type that has
>> > finally learned how to use google.
>> >
>> > Jared
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> > On Sat, 2003-08-23 at 17:19, Mladen Gogala wrote:
>> > >
>> > > On 2003.08.23 18:34, Tim Gorman wrote:
>> > >
>> > > > Six years ago, a CIO commented to me, waving down a corridor 
>> which had
>> > > > offices full of developers, "If I had my way, I'd get rid of 
>> all of them and
>> > > > replace them with lawyers.  We'd buy applications instead of 
>> building them
>> > > > and then sue the vendors."  My response was something along the 
>> lines of "if
>> > > > you think developers are expensive, go price some lawyers", but 
>> it certainly
>> > > > bounced off him.  At the time, I took it as just another 
>> colorful comment
>> > > > from a colorful guy.  But he was dead serious, along with his 
>> CIO/CFO
>> > > > brethren, and the passing of Y2K and the dot-com bubble pop has 
>> expedited
>> > > > his prediction...
>> > >
>> > > I always wondered where does this prejudice against us, computer 
>> geeks (my
>> > > apologies to anyone offended by that _expression_, but I'm a hard 
>> core computer
>> > > geek) comes from? I must say that this prejudice is very hard to 
>> understand.
>> > > IT people are very well educated, very hard working, regularly 
>> willing to
>> > > work long hours and sacrifice their weekends for the benefit of 
>> the

Re: Hey Jared

2003-08-25 Thread Jared . Still

Wasn't from me.  Our virus checker here at work would stop it.

From home I use Linux, so I'm not propagating virusii from there.

That would require that I manually forward a message with a virus.

That is also not likely, since my ISP stops those.

A virus will spoof someones email address when that address is
found in the address book of the infected machine, typically a PC
running Outlook.

As SoBig has it's own SMTP engine, this is likely what happened.

Jared








"Dilip Patel" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Sent by: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
 08/25/2003 10:14 AM
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        To:        Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
        cc:        
        Subject:        Hey Jared


Jared,
   Did you send the list/me some mail with "Your Details" as subject line. 
It has some .pif file as extention. Maybe that is some virus, So wanted to 
make sure before i open it.

Thanks.


>From: Jared Still <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
>Reply-To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
>To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
>Subject: Re: Nature of Oracle-l has changed
>Date: Mon, 25 Aug 2003 04:39:17 -0800
>
>
>Here's a perfect example of an email that should
>never have been sent.
>
>Sigh... I'll learn one of these days.
>
>This does not characterize the people I work for,
>as they're a pretty good bunch and actually do
>understand technology.
>
>It's more of a generalized rant fueled by past
>experiences.
>
>Should have hit 'delete' on this one instead of 'send'.
>
>Jared
>
>On Sun, 2003-08-24 at 11:19, Jared Still wrote:
> > Mladen,
> >
> > My version of the explanation of this goes back to childhood.
> >
> > When you were in school, just which crowd were those execs in?
> >
> > The 'in' crowd, the jocks, the party hounds.
> >
> > If like me, you were one of the 'eggheads', you didn't fit
> > in so well with their clique, and maybe you still don't.
> >
> > When in school, I was told I would be more popular if I
> > "wasn't so smart".  I was even told that once as an adult.
> >
> > After pondering that for a bit, I decided they could all
> > bite the green weenie if they didn't like it.
> >
> > This is probably how I earned my Hawkeye Pierce like cynicism,
> > which I do work hard at keeping in check, lest it cause me
> > more problems with the former 'in' folk that I now work for.
> >
> > 'They' don't like it when people are smarter than they are,
> > and understand things they don't understand, and can't hope
> > to understand.
> >
> > Hmm, this is getting a but cynical, so I guess I'll stop
> > before I provide too much fodder for an HR type that has
> > finally learned how to use google.
> >
> > Jared
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > On Sat, 2003-08-23 at 17:19, Mladen Gogala wrote:
> > >
> > > On 2003.08.23 18:34, Tim Gorman wrote:
> > >
> > > > Six years ago, a CIO commented to me, waving down a corridor which 
>had
> > > > offices full of developers, "If I had my way, I'd get rid of all of 
>them and
> > > > replace them with lawyers.  We'd buy applications instead of 
>building them
> > > > and then sue the vendors."  My response was something along the 
>lines of "if
> > > > you think developers are expensive, go price some lawyers", but it 
>certainly
> > > > bounced off him.  At the time, I took it as just another colorful 
>comment
> > > > from a colorful guy.  But he was dead serious, along with his 
>CIO/CFO
> > > > brethren, and the passing of Y2K and the dot-com bubble pop has 
>expedited
> > > > his prediction...
> > >
> > > I always wondered where does this prejudice against us, computer geeks 
>(my
> > > apologies to anyone offended by that _expression_, but I'm a hard core 
>computer
> > > geek) comes from? I must say that this prejudice is very hard to 
>understand.
> > > IT people are very well educated, very hard working, regularly willing 
>to
> > > work long hours and sacrifice their weekends for the benefit of the 
>company.
> > > I found that very same attitude against the "darned geeks" at several
> > > executives and managers of several companies I worked for. Even if 
>lawyers
> > > are much more expensive the programmers, system and database 
>administrators,
> > > 

RE: Hey Jared

2003-08-25 Thread Stefick Ronald S Contr ESC/HRIDD
Title: RE: Hey Jared





The Mezcal Worm



-Original Message-
From: Robson, Peter [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] 
Sent: Monday, August 25, 2003 1:10 PM
To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L
Subject: RE: Hey Jared





   ITS THE WORM !!!  DON'T OPEN IT !





-Original Message-
Sent: Monday, August 25, 2003 6:15 PM
To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L



Jared,
   Did you send the list/me some mail with "Your Details" as subject line. 
It has some .pif file as extention. Maybe that is some virus, So wanted to 
make sure before i open it.


Thanks.



>From: Jared Still <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
>Reply-To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
>To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
>Subject: Re: Nature of Oracle-l has changed
>Date: Mon, 25 Aug 2003 04:39:17 -0800
>
>
>Here's a perfect example of an email that should
>never have been sent.
>
>Sigh... I'll learn one of these days.
>
>This does not characterize the people I work for,
>as they're a pretty good bunch and actually do
>understand technology.
>
>It's more of a generalized rant fueled by past
>experiences.
>
>Should have hit 'delete' on this one instead of 'send'.
>
>Jared
>
>On Sun, 2003-08-24 at 11:19, Jared Still wrote:
> > Mladen,
> >
> > My version of the explanation of this goes back to childhood.
> >
> > When you were in school, just which crowd were those execs in?
> >
> > The 'in' crowd, the jocks, the party hounds.
> >
> > If like me, you were one of the 'eggheads', you didn't fit in so 
> > well with their clique, and maybe you still don't.
> >
> > When in school, I was told I would be more popular if I "wasn't so 
> > smart".  I was even told that once as an adult.
> >
> > After pondering that for a bit, I decided they could all bite the 
> > green weenie if they didn't like it.
> >
> > This is probably how I earned my Hawkeye Pierce like cynicism, which 
> > I do work hard at keeping in check, lest it cause me more problems 
> > with the former 'in' folk that I now work for.
> >
> > 'They' don't like it when people are smarter than they are, and 
> > understand things they don't understand, and can't hope to 
> > understand.
> >
> > Hmm, this is getting a but cynical, so I guess I'll stop before I 
> > provide too much fodder for an HR type that has finally learned how 
> > to use google.
> >
> > Jared
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > On Sat, 2003-08-23 at 17:19, Mladen Gogala wrote:
> > >
> > > On 2003.08.23 18:34, Tim Gorman wrote:
> > >
> > > > Six years ago, a CIO commented to me, waving down a corridor 
> > > > which
>had
> > > > offices full of developers, "If I had my way, I'd get rid of all 
> > > > of
>them and
> > > > replace them with lawyers.  We'd buy applications instead of
>building them
> > > > and then sue the vendors."  My response was something along the
>lines of "if
> > > > you think developers are expensive, go price some lawyers", but 
> > > > it
>certainly
> > > > bounced off him.  At the time, I took it as just another 
> > > > colorful
>comment
> > > > from a colorful guy.  But he was dead serious, along with his
>CIO/CFO
> > > > brethren, and the passing of Y2K and the dot-com bubble pop has
>expedited
> > > > his prediction...
> > >
> > > I always wondered where does this prejudice against us, computer 
> > > geeks


>(my
> > > apologies to anyone offended by that _expression_, but I'm a hard 
> > > core
>computer
> > > geek) comes from? I must say that this prejudice is very hard to
>understand.
> > > IT people are very well educated, very hard working, regularly 
> > > willing


>to
> > > work long hours and sacrifice their weekends for the benefit of 
> > > the
>company.
> > > I found that very same attitude against the "darned geeks" at 
> > > several executives and managers of several companies I worked for. 
> > > Even if
>lawyers
> > > are much more expensive the programmers, system and database
>administrators,
> > > application designers, they are still very willing to make the 
> > > switch. I'm not quite sure why are we so hated? Why would anyone 
> > > want to kill a nice and seet litt

RE: Hey Jared

2003-08-25 Thread Robson, Peter


   ITS THE WORM !!!  DON'T OPEN IT !




-Original Message-
Sent: Monday, August 25, 2003 6:15 PM
To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L


Jared,
   Did you send the list/me some mail with "Your Details" as subject line. 
It has some .pif file as extention. Maybe that is some virus, So wanted to 
make sure before i open it.

Thanks.


>From: Jared Still <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
>Reply-To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
>To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
>Subject: Re: Nature of Oracle-l has changed
>Date: Mon, 25 Aug 2003 04:39:17 -0800
>
>
>Here's a perfect example of an email that should
>never have been sent.
>
>Sigh... I'll learn one of these days.
>
>This does not characterize the people I work for,
>as they're a pretty good bunch and actually do
>understand technology.
>
>It's more of a generalized rant fueled by past
>experiences.
>
>Should have hit 'delete' on this one instead of 'send'.
>
>Jared
>
>On Sun, 2003-08-24 at 11:19, Jared Still wrote:
> > Mladen,
> >
> > My version of the explanation of this goes back to childhood.
> >
> > When you were in school, just which crowd were those execs in?
> >
> > The 'in' crowd, the jocks, the party hounds.
> >
> > If like me, you were one of the 'eggheads', you didn't fit
> > in so well with their clique, and maybe you still don't.
> >
> > When in school, I was told I would be more popular if I
> > "wasn't so smart".  I was even told that once as an adult.
> >
> > After pondering that for a bit, I decided they could all
> > bite the green weenie if they didn't like it.
> >
> > This is probably how I earned my Hawkeye Pierce like cynicism,
> > which I do work hard at keeping in check, lest it cause me
> > more problems with the former 'in' folk that I now work for.
> >
> > 'They' don't like it when people are smarter than they are,
> > and understand things they don't understand, and can't hope
> > to understand.
> >
> > Hmm, this is getting a but cynical, so I guess I'll stop
> > before I provide too much fodder for an HR type that has
> > finally learned how to use google.
> >
> > Jared
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > On Sat, 2003-08-23 at 17:19, Mladen Gogala wrote:
> > >
> > > On 2003.08.23 18:34, Tim Gorman wrote:
> > >
> > > > Six years ago, a CIO commented to me, waving down a corridor which 
>had
> > > > offices full of developers, "If I had my way, I'd get rid of all of 
>them and
> > > > replace them with lawyers.  We'd buy applications instead of 
>building them
> > > > and then sue the vendors."  My response was something along the 
>lines of "if
> > > > you think developers are expensive, go price some lawyers", but it 
>certainly
> > > > bounced off him.  At the time, I took it as just another colorful 
>comment
> > > > from a colorful guy.  But he was dead serious, along with his 
>CIO/CFO
> > > > brethren, and the passing of Y2K and the dot-com bubble pop has 
>expedited
> > > > his prediction...
> > >
> > > I always wondered where does this prejudice against us, computer geeks

>(my
> > > apologies to anyone offended by that expression, but I'm a hard core 
>computer
> > > geek) comes from? I must say that this prejudice is very hard to 
>understand.
> > > IT people are very well educated, very hard working, regularly willing

>to
> > > work long hours and sacrifice their weekends for the benefit of the 
>company.
> > > I found that very same attitude against the "darned geeks" at several
> > > executives and managers of several companies I worked for. Even if 
>lawyers
> > > are much more expensive the programmers, system and database 
>administrators,
> > > application designers, they are still very willing to make the switch.
> > > I'm not quite sure why are we so hated? Why would anyone want to kill
> > > a nice and seet little wabbit?
> > >
> > > --
> > > Mladen Gogala
> > > Oracle DBA
> > > --
> > > Please see the official ORACLE-L FAQ: http://www.orafaq.net
> > > --
> > > Author: Mladen Gogala
> > >   INET: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
> > >
> > > Fat City Network Services-- 858-538-5051 http://www.fatcity.com
> > > San Diego, California-- Mailing list and web hosting services
> > > -
> > > To REMOVE yourself from this mailing list, send an E-Mail message
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> > >
> >
> >
> > --
> > Please see the official ORACLE-L FAQ: http://www.orafaq.net
> > --
> > Author: Jared Still
> >   INET: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
> >
> > Fat City Network Services-- 858-538-5051 http://www.fatcity.com
> > San Diego, California-- Mailing list and web hosting services
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> > To REMOVE yourself from this mailing lis

RE: Hey Jared

2003-08-25 Thread Jamadagni, Rajendra
Title: RE: Hey Jared





This has happened to me ... too, listguru received an email that I didn't send.


Raj

Rajendra dot Jamadagni at nospamespn dot com
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-Original Message-
From: Mercadante, Thomas F [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
Sent: Monday, August 25, 2003 1:45 PM
To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L
Subject: RE: Hey Jared



I got the same mail, but did not open it.  
I trust you, Jared, but the mail looks wyyy to suspicious.


It got the old "Permanent Delete" treatment.


Tom Mercadante
Oracle Certified Professional



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Re: Hey Jared

2003-08-25 Thread Joe Testa
Jared's sending viruses, nahnahnahnah(ok i know it spoofed but thought 
i'd make fun of him anyways, besides i've been getting bounce messages 
from email addys that dont exist on "viruses" i've sent and i dont run 
windows, so I KNOW those are spoofed).

joe

Dilip Patel wrote:

Jared,
  Did you send the list/me some mail with "Your Details" as subject 
line. It has some .pif file as extention. Maybe that is some virus, So 
wanted to make sure before i open it.

Thanks.


From: Jared Still <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Reply-To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Subject: Re: Nature of Oracle-l has changed
Date: Mon, 25 Aug 2003 04:39:17 -0800
Here's a perfect example of an email that should
never have been sent.
Sigh... I'll learn one of these days.

This does not characterize the people I work for,
as they're a pretty good bunch and actually do
understand technology.
It's more of a generalized rant fueled by past
experiences.
Should have hit 'delete' on this one instead of 'send'.

Jared

On Sun, 2003-08-24 at 11:19, Jared Still wrote:
> Mladen,
>
> My version of the explanation of this goes back to childhood.
>
> When you were in school, just which crowd were those execs in?
>
> The 'in' crowd, the jocks, the party hounds.
>
> If like me, you were one of the 'eggheads', you didn't fit
> in so well with their clique, and maybe you still don't.
>
> When in school, I was told I would be more popular if I
> "wasn't so smart".  I was even told that once as an adult.
>
> After pondering that for a bit, I decided they could all
> bite the green weenie if they didn't like it.
>
> This is probably how I earned my Hawkeye Pierce like cynicism,
> which I do work hard at keeping in check, lest it cause me
> more problems with the former 'in' folk that I now work for.
>
> 'They' don't like it when people are smarter than they are,
> and understand things they don't understand, and can't hope
> to understand.
>
> Hmm, this is getting a but cynical, so I guess I'll stop
> before I provide too much fodder for an HR type that has
> finally learned how to use google.
>
> Jared
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
> On Sat, 2003-08-23 at 17:19, Mladen Gogala wrote:
> >
> > On 2003.08.23 18:34, Tim Gorman wrote:
> >
> > > Six years ago, a CIO commented to me, waving down a corridor 
which had
> > > offices full of developers, "If I had my way, I'd get rid of 
all of them and
> > > replace them with lawyers.  We'd buy applications instead of 
building them
> > > and then sue the vendors."  My response was something along the 
lines of "if
> > > you think developers are expensive, go price some lawyers", but 
it certainly
> > > bounced off him.  At the time, I took it as just another 
colorful comment
> > > from a colorful guy.  But he was dead serious, along with his 
CIO/CFO
> > > brethren, and the passing of Y2K and the dot-com bubble pop has 
expedited
> > > his prediction...
> >
> > I always wondered where does this prejudice against us, computer 
geeks (my
> > apologies to anyone offended by that expression, but I'm a hard 
core computer
> > geek) comes from? I must say that this prejudice is very hard to 
understand.
> > IT people are very well educated, very hard working, regularly 
willing to
> > work long hours and sacrifice their weekends for the benefit of 
the company.
> > I found that very same attitude against the "darned geeks" at 
several
> > executives and managers of several companies I worked for. Even 
if lawyers
> > are much more expensive the programmers, system and database 
administrators,
> > application designers, they are still very willing to make the 
switch.
> > I'm not quite sure why are we so hated? Why would anyone want to 
kill
> > a nice and seet little wabbit?
> >
> > --
> > Mladen Gogala
> > Oracle DBA
> > --
> > Please see the official ORACLE-L FAQ: http://www.orafaq.net
> > --
> > Author: Mladen Gogala
> >   INET: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
> >
> > Fat City Network Services-- 858-538-5051 http://www.fatcity.com
> > San Diego, California-- Mailing list and web hosting 
services
> > 
-
> > To REMOVE yourself from this mailing list, send an E-Mail message
> > to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] (note EXACT spelling of 'ListGuru') and in
> > the message BODY, include a line containing: UNSUB ORACLE-L
> > (or the name of mailing list you want to be removed from).  You may
> > also send the HELP command for other information (like subscribing).
> >
>
>
> --
> Please see the official ORACLE-L FAQ: http://www.orafaq.net
> --
> Author: Jared Still
>   INET: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
>
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> San Diego, California-- Mailing list and web hosting services
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RE: Hey Jared

2003-08-25 Thread Mercadante, Thomas F
I got the same mail, but did not open it.  
I trust you, Jared, but the mail looks wyyy to suspicious.

It got the old "Permanent Delete" treatment.

Tom Mercadante
Oracle Certified Professional


-Original Message-
Sent: Monday, August 25, 2003 1:15 PM
To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L


Jared,
   Did you send the list/me some mail with "Your Details" as subject line. 
It has some .pif file as extention. Maybe that is some virus, So wanted to 
make sure before i open it.

Thanks.


>From: Jared Still <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
>Reply-To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
>To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
>Subject: Re: Nature of Oracle-l has changed
>Date: Mon, 25 Aug 2003 04:39:17 -0800
>
>
>Here's a perfect example of an email that should
>never have been sent.
>
>Sigh... I'll learn one of these days.
>
>This does not characterize the people I work for,
>as they're a pretty good bunch and actually do
>understand technology.
>
>It's more of a generalized rant fueled by past
>experiences.
>
>Should have hit 'delete' on this one instead of 'send'.
>
>Jared
>
>On Sun, 2003-08-24 at 11:19, Jared Still wrote:
> > Mladen,
> >
> > My version of the explanation of this goes back to childhood.
> >
> > When you were in school, just which crowd were those execs in?
> >
> > The 'in' crowd, the jocks, the party hounds.
> >
> > If like me, you were one of the 'eggheads', you didn't fit
> > in so well with their clique, and maybe you still don't.
> >
> > When in school, I was told I would be more popular if I
> > "wasn't so smart".  I was even told that once as an adult.
> >
> > After pondering that for a bit, I decided they could all
> > bite the green weenie if they didn't like it.
> >
> > This is probably how I earned my Hawkeye Pierce like cynicism,
> > which I do work hard at keeping in check, lest it cause me
> > more problems with the former 'in' folk that I now work for.
> >
> > 'They' don't like it when people are smarter than they are,
> > and understand things they don't understand, and can't hope
> > to understand.
> >
> > Hmm, this is getting a but cynical, so I guess I'll stop
> > before I provide too much fodder for an HR type that has
> > finally learned how to use google.
> >
> > Jared
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > On Sat, 2003-08-23 at 17:19, Mladen Gogala wrote:
> > >
> > > On 2003.08.23 18:34, Tim Gorman wrote:
> > >
> > > > Six years ago, a CIO commented to me, waving down a corridor which 
>had
> > > > offices full of developers, "If I had my way, I'd get rid of all of 
>them and
> > > > replace them with lawyers.  We'd buy applications instead of 
>building them
> > > > and then sue the vendors."  My response was something along the 
>lines of "if
> > > > you think developers are expensive, go price some lawyers", but it 
>certainly
> > > > bounced off him.  At the time, I took it as just another colorful 
>comment
> > > > from a colorful guy.  But he was dead serious, along with his 
>CIO/CFO
> > > > brethren, and the passing of Y2K and the dot-com bubble pop has 
>expedited
> > > > his prediction...
> > >
> > > I always wondered where does this prejudice against us, computer geeks

>(my
> > > apologies to anyone offended by that expression, but I'm a hard core 
>computer
> > > geek) comes from? I must say that this prejudice is very hard to 
>understand.
> > > IT people are very well educated, very hard working, regularly willing

>to
> > > work long hours and sacrifice their weekends for the benefit of the 
>company.
> > > I found that very same attitude against the "darned geeks" at several
> > > executives and managers of several companies I worked for. Even if 
>lawyers
> > > are much more expensive the programmers, system and database 
>administrators,
> > > application designers, they are still very willing to make the switch.
> > > I'm not quite sure why are we so hated? Why would anyone want to kill
> > > a nice and seet little wabbit?
> > >
> > > --
> > > Mladen Gogala
> > > Oracle DBA
> > > --
> > > Please see the official ORACLE-L FAQ: http://www.orafaq.net
> > > --
> > > Author: Mladen Gogala
> > >   INET: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
> > >
> > > Fat City Network Services-- 858-538-5051 http://www.fatcity.com
> > > San Diego, California-- Mailing list and web hosting services
> > > -
> > > To REMOVE yourself from this mailing list, send an E-Mail message
> > > to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] (note EXACT spelling of 'ListGuru') and in
> > > the message BODY, include a line containing: UNSUB ORACLE-L
> > > (or the name of mailing list you want to be removed from).  You may
> > > also send the HELP command for other information (like subscribing).
> > >
> >
> >
> > --
> > Please see the official ORACLE-L FAQ: http://www.orafaq.net
> > --
> > Author: Jared Still
> >   INET: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
> >
> > Fat City Network Services-- 858-538-5051 http://www.fatcity.com
> > San Diego, California-

Re: Hey Jared

2003-08-25 Thread KENNETH JANUSZ
It is a virus, dump it.

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computer network and may pose a significant security threat.  If you have
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attachments; delete the message immediately.  No other action is necessary.



Subject (containing one of the following):

· Re: Details

· Re: Approved

· Re: Re: My details

· Re: Thank you!

· Re: That movie

· Re: Wicked screensaver

· Re: Your application

· Thank you!

· Your details



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· See the attached file for details.

· Please see the attached file for details.



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· details.zip (contains details.pif)

· document_9446.zip (contains document_9446.pif)

· document_all.zip (contains document_all.pif)

· movie0045.zip (contains movie0045.pif)

· thank_you.zip (contains thank_you.pif)

· your_details.zip (contains your_details.pif)

· your_document.zip (contains your_document.pif)

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- Original Message -
To: "Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Sent: Monday, August 25, 2003 12:14 PM


> Jared,
>Did you send the list/me some mail with "Your Details" as subject line.
> It has some .pif file as extention. Maybe that is some virus, So wanted to
> make sure before i open it.
>
> Thanks.
>
>
> >From: Jared Still <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
> >Reply-To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
> >To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
> >Subject: Re: Nature of Oracle-l has changed
> >Date: Mon, 25 Aug 2003 04:39:17 -0800
> >
> >
> >Here's a perfect example of an email that should
> >never have been sent.
> >
> >Sigh... I'll learn one of these days.
> >
> >This does not characterize the people I work for,
> >as they're a pretty good bunch and actually do
> >understand technology.
> >
> >It's more of a generalized rant fueled by past
> >experiences.
> >
> >Should have hit 'delete' on this one instead of 'send'.
> >
> >Jared
> >
> >On Sun, 2003-08-24 at 11:19, Jared Still wrote:
> > > Mladen,
> > >
> > > My version of the explanation of this goes back to childhood.
> > >
> > > When you were in school, just which crowd were those execs in?
> > >
> > > The 'in' crowd, the jocks, the party hounds.
> > >
> > > If like me, you were one of the 'eggheads', you didn't fit
> > > in so well with their clique, and maybe you still don't.
> > >
> > > When in school, I was told I would be more popular if I
> > > "wasn't so smart".  I was even told that once as an adult.
> > >
> > > After pondering that for a bit, I decided they could all
> > > bite the green weenie if they didn't like it.
> > >
> > > This is probably how I earned my Hawkeye Pierce like cynicism,
> > > which I do work hard at keeping in check, lest it cause me
> > > more problems with the former 'in' folk that I now work for.
> > >
> > > 'They' don't like it when people are smarter than they are,
> > > and understand things they don't understand, and can't hope
> > > to understand.
> > >
> > > Hmm, this is getting a but cynical, so I guess I'll stop
> > > before I provide too much fodder for an HR type that has
> > > finally learned how to use google.
> > >
> > > Jared
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > On Sat, 2003-08-23 at 17:19, Mladen Gogala wrote:
> > > >
> > > > On 2003.08.23 18:34, Tim Gorman wrote:
> > > >
> > > > > Six years ago, a CIO commented to me, waving down a corridor which
> >had
> > > > > offices full of developers, "If I had my way, I'd get rid of all
of
> >them and
> > > > > replace them with lawyers.  We'd buy applications instead of
> >building them
> > > > > and then sue the vendors."  My response was something along the
> >lines of "if
> > > > > you think developers are expensive, go price some lawyers", but it
> >certainly
> > > > > bounced off him.  At the time, I took it as just another colorful
> >comment
> > > > > from a colorful guy.  But he was dead serious, along with his
> >CIO/CFO
> > > > > brethren, and the passing of Y2K and the dot-com bubble pop has
> >expedited
> > > > > his prediction...
> > > >
> > > > I always wondered where does this prejudice against us, computer
geeks
> >(my
> > > > apologies to anyone offended by that expression, but I'm a hard core
> >computer
> > > > geek) comes from? I must say that this prejudice is very hard to
> >understand.
> > > > IT people are very well educated, very hard working, regularly
willing
> >to
> > > > work long hours and sacrifice their weekends for the benefit of the
> >company.
> > > > I found that very same attitude against the "darned geeks" at
several
> > > > executives and managers of several companies I worked for. Even if
> >lawyers
> > > > are much more expensive the pro

Hey Jared

2003-08-25 Thread Dilip Patel
Jared,
  Did you send the list/me some mail with "Your Details" as subject line. 
It has some .pif file as extention. Maybe that is some virus, So wanted to 
make sure before i open it.

Thanks.


From: Jared Still <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Reply-To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Subject: Re: Nature of Oracle-l has changed
Date: Mon, 25 Aug 2003 04:39:17 -0800
Here's a perfect example of an email that should
never have been sent.
Sigh... I'll learn one of these days.

This does not characterize the people I work for,
as they're a pretty good bunch and actually do
understand technology.
It's more of a generalized rant fueled by past
experiences.
Should have hit 'delete' on this one instead of 'send'.

Jared

On Sun, 2003-08-24 at 11:19, Jared Still wrote:
> Mladen,
>
> My version of the explanation of this goes back to childhood.
>
> When you were in school, just which crowd were those execs in?
>
> The 'in' crowd, the jocks, the party hounds.
>
> If like me, you were one of the 'eggheads', you didn't fit
> in so well with their clique, and maybe you still don't.
>
> When in school, I was told I would be more popular if I
> "wasn't so smart".  I was even told that once as an adult.
>
> After pondering that for a bit, I decided they could all
> bite the green weenie if they didn't like it.
>
> This is probably how I earned my Hawkeye Pierce like cynicism,
> which I do work hard at keeping in check, lest it cause me
> more problems with the former 'in' folk that I now work for.
>
> 'They' don't like it when people are smarter than they are,
> and understand things they don't understand, and can't hope
> to understand.
>
> Hmm, this is getting a but cynical, so I guess I'll stop
> before I provide too much fodder for an HR type that has
> finally learned how to use google.
>
> Jared
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
> On Sat, 2003-08-23 at 17:19, Mladen Gogala wrote:
> >
> > On 2003.08.23 18:34, Tim Gorman wrote:
> >
> > > Six years ago, a CIO commented to me, waving down a corridor which 
had
> > > offices full of developers, "If I had my way, I'd get rid of all of 
them and
> > > replace them with lawyers.  We'd buy applications instead of 
building them
> > > and then sue the vendors."  My response was something along the 
lines of "if
> > > you think developers are expensive, go price some lawyers", but it 
certainly
> > > bounced off him.  At the time, I took it as just another colorful 
comment
> > > from a colorful guy.  But he was dead serious, along with his 
CIO/CFO
> > > brethren, and the passing of Y2K and the dot-com bubble pop has 
expedited
> > > his prediction...
> >
> > I always wondered where does this prejudice against us, computer geeks 
(my
> > apologies to anyone offended by that expression, but I'm a hard core 
computer
> > geek) comes from? I must say that this prejudice is very hard to 
understand.
> > IT people are very well educated, very hard working, regularly willing 
to
> > work long hours and sacrifice their weekends for the benefit of the 
company.
> > I found that very same attitude against the "darned geeks" at several
> > executives and managers of several companies I worked for. Even if 
lawyers
> > are much more expensive the programmers, system and database 
administrators,
> > application designers, they are still very willing to make the switch.
> > I'm not quite sure why are we so hated? Why would anyone want to kill
> > a nice and seet little wabbit?
> >
> > --
> > Mladen Gogala
> > Oracle DBA
> > --
> > Please see the official ORACLE-L FAQ: http://www.orafaq.net
> > --
> > Author: Mladen Gogala
> >   INET: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
> >
> > Fat City Network Services-- 858-538-5051 http://www.fatcity.com
> > San Diego, California-- Mailing list and web hosting services
> > -
> > To REMOVE yourself from this mailing list, send an E-Mail message
> > to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] (note EXACT spelling of 'ListGuru') and in
> > the message BODY, include a line containing: UNSUB ORACLE-L
> > (or the name of mailing list you want to be removed from).  You may
> > also send the HELP command for other information (like subscribing).
> >
>
>
> --
> Please see the official ORACLE-L FAQ: http://www.orafaq.net
> --
> Author: Jared Still
>   INET: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
>
> Fat City Network Services-- 858-538-5051 http://www.fatcity.com
> San Diego, California-- Mailing list and web hosting services
> -
> To REMOVE yourself from this mailing list, send an E-Mail message
> to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] (note EXACT spelling of 'ListGuru') and in
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> (or the name of mailing list you want to be removed from).  You may
> also send the HELP command for other information (like subscribing).
>

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