RE: Lessons Learned

1999-04-15 Thread Matt Benz

And guess who just got one of the few original copies of the Texas
Declaration on Independence? That's right, the OHIO Historical Society.
Came in a collection from a family who lived in OH forever and TX.
Pretty cool. I think, anyway...

Matt "rock you like a hurricane" Benz

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Re: Lessons Learned

1999-04-15 Thread Joe Gracey

Matt Benz wrote:
 
 And guess who just got one of the few original copies of the Texas
 Declaration on Independence? That's right, the OHIO Historical Society.
 Came in a collection from a family who lived in OH forever and TX.
 Pretty cool. I think, anyway...
 
 Matt "rock you like a hurricane" Benz

We demand it back at once.


-- 
Joe Gracey
President-For-Life, Jackalope Records
http://www.kimmierhodes.com



Re: Lessons Learned

1999-04-15 Thread Terry A. Smith

  Matt Benz wrote:
   
   And guess who just got one of the few original copies of the Texas
   Declaration on Independence? 
  
  We demand it back at once.
  -- 
   [Matt Benz] Sorry, no can do. Tell ya what tho: we can ship you
 busloads of starry-eyed roots rockers, pot smoking dunderheads and a
 couple 1000 slack-asses. Isn't Austin a haven of some sort, for the
 indigent musician?
 
And, Joe G., we in Ohio also have a legislature whose incompetence and
hidebound conservatism would make Molly Ivins reconsider her conclusions
about the Texas legislature being the biggest assortment of dumbasses in
America. We'll trade you, ours for yours, straight up. -- Terry Smith

np George Barnes and Joe Venuti -- man, now that I've got a cassette in
the car, exploring old, dusty tapes is great fun. And thanks, Jon, for the
word up about the Danny Gatton tape. I listened some more and realized
that Leslie effect on his guitar only appeared in one or two tunes -- on
some of the others they actually had a pianist, and a steel player (Emmons?).
Ha, I did it again g.



News Flash! Austin Crisis (was Lessons Learned)

1999-04-15 Thread BARNARD

Tomorrow's headline:
Benz advocates Milosevic-style ethnic-cleansing of bad roots-rockers from
Ohio!

Photo / caption quote:
   Tell ya what tho: we can ship you
 busloads of starry-eyed roots rockers, pot smoking dunderheads and a
 couple 1000 slack-asses. Isn't Austin a haven of some sort, for the
 indigent musician?

AP.  Word on the street in Austin is that Texas immigration and
naturalization officials have been overwhelmed and caught off guard by an
unexpected influx of roots-rock refugees from the Cleveland, Euclid, and
Akron regions of Northeastern Ohio.  Dazed and possibly stoned drummers,
guitarists, bassists, and other ragged-looking artistes stumbled out of
decrepit vans onto South Congress Avenue, snarling traffic, overwhelming
refugee facilities at the Texas Folklife Resources Agency, and telling
tales of strafing and bad reviews emanating from Sovines headquarters in
Columbus.  
Further complicating Texas-Ohio relations is the unresolved issue
of a rare original copy of the Texas Declaration of Independence which has
surfaced in the Archives of the Ohio Historical Society, possibly related
to rumored but never proven Sovines intrusions on Texas soil.  Historical
Society spokesperson Matt Benz had "no comment" on the provenance of this
much-disputed document and scoffed at accusations of theft orginiating in
the Office of the Governor in Austin.  Instead he levelled blame on
"starry eyed roots rockers" and suggested that "if they like Texas so damn
much, then let's see 'em get a record deal in Austin!"
Texas roots-rock spokesperson Doug Sahm deplored the violence in
Ohio and reiterated that roots-rockers are welcome in Austin.  According
to Sahm, who appears to be working independently of the Governor's office,
refugees should "get their accordions and come on down to the Hole in Wall
for a drink this afternoon."  No word yet from Washington minister of
roots rock Bill Kirchen on a possible Federal intervention in the current
crisis.



Re: Lessons Learned

1999-04-14 Thread Joe Gracey

Jerry Curry wrote:
 
 Midwesterners are smart-asses and Texans are hot-blooded.
 No wonder there was a Civil War. g Remember who won though.
 
 Signed,
 A FORMER midwesterner..even bigger G!
 
 Jerry

Speaking of which, I just read a great bio of Sam Houston which I think
non-Texans would enjoy if you like American History atall. It is called
Sword of San Jacinto by Marshall De Bruhl, who apparently is a
long-standing senior editor in New York publishing circles. 

Because Sam Houston's story is really more the story of the Jacksonian
era and the Western push, as well as all of the pre-war North-South
issues, than it is of Texas, ya'll would probably like it.

Twang Content: 1)"Yellow Rose of Texas" was according to legend a
beautiful African-American woman who kept Santa Ana occupied while the
Texian Army attacked his camp during siesta. 2)My great-great-great
Grandfather was Sam Houston's chief of staff, later founded the Austin
American Statesman, where I was the Rock Music Editor at one time. 
-- 
Joe Gracey
President-For-Life, Jackalope Records
http://www.kimmierhodes.com



Lessons Learned

1999-04-13 Thread Jerry Curry


Midwesterners are smart-asses and Texans are hot-blooded.
No wonder there was a Civil War. g Remember who won though.

Signed,
A FORMER midwesterner..even bigger G!

Jerry