Re: [RollTideFan] It's Officially Official...

2001-12-10 Thread Phillip L. Harbison

Jeff Todd wrote:
 The word I got was if you ordered Tickets through Tide Pride,
 you'd get tickets to the bowl game that BAMA was invited to.
 If no invitation at all, monies would be refunded.

Sleffiecakes is correct.  On the form, you put down how many
tickets you would want to each bowl, then include a check for
the most expensive combination.  They cash your check, charge
you for the bowl selected, and then draw interest on the rest
of your money until they get around to issuing a refund.

But hey, I'm not bitter. :-)

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Re: [RollTideFan] Tennessee Double-Wide

2001-12-10 Thread Phillip L. Harbison

Sonja Rice wrote:
 Too late, Phil.  I saw Lulu last night on National TV.  I'm
 still laughing. Not only a fashion faux pas, but a hairdo
 nightmare!  I wasn't aware there were still hairdressers
 that could do that

Who said anything about hairdressers?  I'm fairly sure this
hairdo can be attributed to Flowbee misuse.  This is what
happens when hillbillies don't read the instructions.

For those who don't remember or don't watch late night TV,
Flowbee is this electric clipper you attach to your vacuum
cleaner for giving home haircuts.  As seen on TV. :-)

  http://www.flowbee.com/

 Using the suction power of your vacuum cleaner, the
  FLOWBEE then draws the hair evenly into the recessed
  blades and cuts it precisely. The results should be
  a refreshing haircut.

I'm not sure I would call Lulu's hairdo refreshing but
it does give new meaning to the term big hair.

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Re: [RollTideFan] Tennessee Double-Wide

2001-12-09 Thread Phillip L. Harbison

Rick McMahan wrote:
 A picture is worth a thousand words...
 http://www.RollTideFan.net/upload/memberfiles/luluandjunior.jpg

Check out that hairdo.  Don't let the queen see this!  I doubt
that she could stomach a fashion faux pas of this magnitude.

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Re: [RollTideFan] All I Want To Say Is...

2001-12-09 Thread Phillip L. Harbison

Hugh Wolfgang wrote:
 Florida to the Orange Bowl
 LSU to the Sugar
 Arkansas to the Independence
 Auburn to the Peach
 Tennessee to the Citrus
 Georgia to the Outback
 Alabama to the MCB

What about South Carolina?  Are they out of the bowl picture?

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Re: Coach_Fran/[ADMIN] Queenie/[RollTideFan]

2001-12-07 Thread Phillip L. Harbison

Joel Perry wrote:
 Oh...now you've done it..done went and dissed' Grand Master
 Ron Puffy Cheeks Mac Daddy Rice.

Did I miss a memo?  I thought his name was Notorious Buckethead.
Or was that R-Puddy?  Grand Master Cokeboy?  I am frightened and
confused by this constant flux in the Rice namespace.

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Re: [RollTideFan] where da Queen?

2001-12-07 Thread Phillip L. Harbison

Ron Rice wrote:
 Scott wrote:
  SOME folks may be in for a change in status come Christmas
  morning..
 
 Don't know who those could be.  I did see her jotting down
 a LINED speedo for Tequila Joel.

Don't forget a bucket of coal for Blobber.  It gets cold in
Tutorsee this time of year. :-)

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Re: [RollTideFan] where da Queen?

2001-12-07 Thread Phillip L. Harbison

Slef wrote:
 YES! Tag lines are way cool!! 
 ANDHTML Rulz! 
 [emoticons deleted]

Yo, Sleffiecakes!  Did the Blobber teach you how to do those
cute lil' emoticons?

Oh yeah, one other reason to avoid HTML is the original text
does not get quoted automatically when someone replies to an
HTML message.  I had to cut/paste the quoted text above.

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Re: [RollTideFan] News from Nashville...

2001-12-05 Thread Phillip L. Harbison

Betsy Duke wrote:
 What goes around, comes around!!!

Amen!  The aubs do that to us every time we visit the pasture.
If they can't take it, they shouldn't dish it out.

BTW, I have never witnessed Bama fans taunting the opposing
players and coaches at Tuscaloosa or Birmingham.  I have not
seen any mass taunting of the opposing fans unless you count
doing the RamaJama cheer.

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Re: [RollTideFan] Non-Bama: Question For The Ages

2001-12-05 Thread Phillip L. Harbison

[EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
  If you've ended up in hell, and you're mad at someone,
  where do you tell them to go?
 
 aubarn.

But they're already in hell.

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Re: [RollTideFan] News from Nashville...

2001-12-05 Thread Phillip L. Harbison

Joel Perry wrote:
 Phillip scratched:
  I have not seen any mass taunting of the opposing fans unless
  you count doing the RamaJama cheer.
 
 then you, my friend were not a witness at the carnage that was
 our Queen in fine form at the Bama\UT game. [...]

I have witnessed the queen in prime, smack-talking form.  But
notice I said MASS taunting, not one on one.

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Re: [RollTideFan] Christmas gift idea.......

2001-12-05 Thread Phillip L. Harbison

Jeff Todd wrote:
 A good book always makes a nice stocking stuffer.
 May I suggest...
 
 Title: How to Win Friends  Influence People
 Author: Dale 'Javvy' Carnegie

Be sure to send Barney an autographed copy! :-)

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Re: [RollTideFan] Plain Text vs. HTML

2001-12-05 Thread Phillip L. Harbison

Jeff Todd wrote:
 I've endured the bitching and moaning long enough. Now it's
 my turn.
 [...]

As is often the case, you make up for being wrong by being very
passionate about your position. :-)

 I could give a good damn about PINE and the other antiquated
 news readers. Get updated, or get left out.

That's a very inclusive attitude.  Are we to turn away Bama fans
with old software so that PeckerHead can regale us with big, ugly
orange text?

 We were rocking right along at YahooGroups without a 'Digest'.\

Yahoo has a digest mode.

 And Yahoo didn't give a damn if your post contained HTML.

Probably because they strip it from incoming messages.

 Furthermore, I've not received the first damn complaint about
 HTML, or attachments.

Then count this message as your first.  I hate HTML, mainly
because some mail agents (OE?) manage to screw up the MIME
encapsulation and we wind up reading the raw HTML in addition
to the plain text.

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Re: [RollTideFan] MSB Tix

2001-12-04 Thread Phillip L. Harbison

[EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
 Peach Bowl?
 Sounds like  . . . PARTY AT THE RICE HOUSE!
 [EMAIL PROTECTED]

I will bring the barbeque!

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Re: [RollTideFan] for what it's worth

2001-12-03 Thread Phillip L. Harbison

Joel Perry wrote:
 I don't know that 'stomping' in the correct word, even though
 I used it. The team was jumping up and down on the corner of
 the logo, the upper left hand side as I saw it from my seat.

Are you referring to the team huddle on the sidelines after
they run out onto the field?  Players should be allowed to
jump up and down out of excitement during a team huddle on
their sideline.  That is quite a different thing from the
stomping incidents that occurred in the AU-LSU game and UTx-
TxAM game where a team goes out to the opponents logo somewhere
away from their sideline and proceed to stomp on the logo.

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Re: [RollTideFan] Beard and Watts expected back for bowl game

2001-12-03 Thread Phillip L. Harbison

Hugh Wolfgang wrote:
  I believe the appropriate title for the husband of a reigning
  queen is prince consort.
 
 Even when the husband of the queen is a fan of bulldogs?

Prince is a fairly common name for bulldogs.

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Re: [RollTideFan] Hugh's night light finally turned on !!

2001-12-02 Thread Phillip L. Harbison

[EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
 Hugh [...] It appears you are a combination of Lee Corso,
 Beano Cook and Jimmy The Greek all rolled into one Masterpiece
 of Football Genius !!

You left out Doug Barfield and Brent Mussberger. :-)

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Re: [RollTideFan] Beard and Watts expected back for bowl game

2001-12-02 Thread Phillip L. Harbison

Rick McMahan wrote:
 Maybe I should take the Queen's advice.

You should ALWAYS take the queen's advice.  That's why we
have a queen! :-)

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Re: [RollTideFan] Bio-Genetics

2001-12-02 Thread Phillip L. Harbison

Ron Rice wrote:
 Phil the Thrill wrote:
  I'm a product of Alabama's best engineering school, UAH.
 
 You mispelt Aubrun.

I said ENGINEERING, not AGRICULTURE or ANIMAL HUSBANDRY. :-)
There was no reason for me to attend auburn.  I grew up on
a farm and already knew how to pull a calf.

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Re: [RollTideFan] Beard and Watts expected back for bowl game

2001-12-02 Thread Phillip L. Harbison

Hugh Wolfgang wrote:
 Phil wrote:
  Rick McMahan wrote:
   Maybe I should take the Queen's advice.
 
  You should ALWAYS take the queen's advice.  That's why we
  have a queen! :-)
 
 What does that make Ron, then?

I believe the appropriate title for the husband of a reigning
queen is prince consort.

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Re: [RollTideFan] Russell

2001-12-01 Thread Phillip L. Harbison

Sonja Rice wrote:
 I have since learned that Russell is not the stark-raving
 lunatic I once thought, but now a dear trusted friend.

Not to mention the chairman of the SOB committee.

SOB = Statue Of Bockrath (or was it Barney?).

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Re: [RollTideFan] [Indirectly Bama-related] Ole Miss writing Tide's invitation to Nashville

2001-12-01 Thread Phillip L. Harbison

Hugh Wolfgang wrote:
 Which Zow will show up for the next game?  The same one
 that showed up for Auburn, and the same one that showed
 up for Southern Miss.

Are you sure?  How do we know it won't be the Zow that
showed up for the UTEP game?  Remember the second half
of that game?  Remember Zow getting run down by a DE
coming all the way from the opposite side?  Remember
the final drive against USM in 2000?  How many times
did he hit a USM player on the numbers with a pass?

I like Zow.  I'm happy for Zow.  But anyone who believes
CDF made a bad decision in starting Watts this year must
be smoking some choice buds.  Share the wealth!

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Re: [RollTideFan] BBQ Question

2001-11-30 Thread Phillip L. Harbison

Mike Laborde wrote:
 Does anyone know anything about Williams Barbecue in Cullman?

I have not heard anything good about it.  IIRC, it is the
latest in a long list of restaurants that have opened in
the same location.  Sometimes a location just seems cursed.
The best barbeque in Cullman (and the world, fir that matter)
is Johnny's Barbeque on US-278 about 1 mile East of I-65.
There is also a Whitt's franchise which is good.  Here is
a link to information about Johnny's on my BBQ page.

  http://www.xavax.com/alvitar/barbeque/0004.html

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Re: [RollTideFan] Ray Melick Responds

2001-11-26 Thread Phillip L. Harbison

[EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
 Mr. Melick needs to move along to his next job.

Uh, the National Inquirer isn't hiring. :-)

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Re: [RollTideFan] S. Beard Arrested For DUI

2001-11-26 Thread Phillip L. Harbison

kurt rasmussen wrote:
 fwiw, I hope CDF knows better than to convict a man who
 has not been proven guilty in a court of law.

In most cases I would agree, but there doesn't appear to
be much doubt in this case.  Beard was not a random stop.
He was involved in an accident and the policeman working
the accident smelled alcohol on his breath.  Beard admitted
he had been drinking, failed the field sobriety test, and
blew a .10 on the BAT.  He was also driving on a suspended
license.  I'm not suggesting CDF throw him off the team.
Stallings' handling of Palmer demonstrated that there is
some wisdom in giving a young man a second chance.  But
Beard should receive some punishment.  Perhaps CDF could
suspend him for a number of games beginning with USM.

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Re: [RollTideFan] MISSISSIPPI STATE What?

2001-11-20 Thread Phillip L. Harbison

Devan Orange wrote:
 It say Missippi!!!

 Uh, if I wer gowna poot somethin on eebay I thank I wood lern
 how too spell it!

P33PL3 HU KANT 5P3LL R33LY P155 M3 0FF!1!!!

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Re: [RollTideFan] Fw: New member

2001-11-20 Thread Phillip L. Harbison

Mike Laborde wrote:
 Devan  wrote:
  I was speaking of the jab you gave to slef!
 
 To quote the rapper 'Shaggy':
 wudd'n me!

It wuz me, but Slef is welcome to retaliate against Javvy. :-)

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Re: [RollTideFan] A BarBQ Thread

2001-11-19 Thread Phillip L. Harbison

Ron Rice wrote:
 Phil, you seem really unhappy with your lot in life.

I like Atlanta; however, I would like it much better with
about a million less yankees.  I remember what Atlanta was
like before the massive yankee influx and prefer that time.
Though possibly unrelated, the quality of barbeque has also
diminished during the past 15 years.  I believed Spiced
Right is even cooking with charcoal now, and several good
places have gone out of business or become so generic as
to be useless.

BTW, it isn't just Atlanta.  Yankeefication is happening
all across the South.  I blame the lax border control under
Clinton (I threw that in for Slef and Javvy's enjoyment).
The last time I crossed Mason's Dixie Line, they were not
even checking IDs.

A Southerner's worst nightmare is a yankee heading South
in a U-Haul truck.


 I and a few other citizens of Atlanta would be happy to pay
 the towing fee on your Lotus to get you back to Cullman.

I was here first, so your yankee pals can B1T3 M3

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Re: [RollTideFan] A BarBQ Thread

2001-11-19 Thread Phillip L. Harbison

Mike Laborde wrote:
 Phil, I spoke to some family who live near Cullman and they said
 they would double Ron's price to make sure you stayed in Atlanta!

Too late.  We already own a small farm there.  Also, my dad is
their county commissioner so he can probably slip me in the
back door.

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Re: [RollTideFan] Arn Bowl

2001-11-19 Thread Phillip L. Harbison

Lynn wrote:
 It took us an hour and a half to get out of Auburn.
 It was horrible.

This is why I prefer to tailgate AFTER a game.  Sitting in
stop and go traffic for 2 hours is not my idea of a fun time.

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Re: [RollTideFan] UF/FSU ?

2001-11-18 Thread Phillip L. Harbison

Rick McMahan wrote:
 Who are you guys root'n fer...or does anyone give a damn?

I could never cheer for the Criminoles.  Not even if they
were playing au@wo, notre dumb, or miami.

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Re: [RollTideFan] I'm here to tell you......

2001-11-18 Thread Phillip L. Harbison

William H Evans wrote:
 BTW - I told you last time that 'slander' is oral or spoken.
 'Libel' is in print.  HTH

I would also remind Hugh that in the case of slander or libel,
the TRUTH is an affirmative defense.  Case dismissed!

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Re: [RollTideFan] Who's To Blame? (non-bama)

2001-11-18 Thread Phillip L. Harbison

Mike Laborde wrote:
 Microsoft keyboards come standard with a delete key.
 Don't the generic brands?

Yes, and if you put something like [political] in the
subject header I'll be happy to skip over it.  However,
a subject such as Who's To Blame? doesn't convey the
same information.  I don't know what its really about
until I open it.

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Re: [RollTideFan] Who's To Blame? (non-bama)

2001-11-18 Thread Phillip L. Harbison

Jeff Todd wrote:
 You didn't have any problem discussing the Confederate Flag
 for days. And I know for a fact that discussion was offensive
 to some of our members.

If that is the case I will avoid the topic in the future.  I
hope others will do the same.


 Didn't seem to bother you though. Probably because you felt
 like you were right.

My initial post on that subject was in defense of those like
me who still honor the flag in response to the implication
that anyone who does so is a racist.  But regardless of who
was right or wrong, I'll avoid the subject in the future.  I
assume you will urge others to do the same (which is a polite
way of saying don't expect us not to return fire).

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Re: [RollTideFan] Who's To Blame? (non-bama)

2001-11-17 Thread Phillip L. Harbison

Mike Laborde wrote:
 http://www.nationalreview.com/comment/comment-cherry110801.shtml

Why are we discussing politics on a Bama sports list?

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Re: [RollTideFan] Roundball...

2001-11-15 Thread Phillip L. Harbison

Devan Orange wrote:
 I'm a little surprised we beat Samford by so much. 32 is alot!
 Especially the way they hold the ball and dribble alot.
^^^
You misspelled drool. :-)

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Re: [RollTideFan] Jist a question.

2001-11-12 Thread Phillip L. Harbison

Joel Perry wrote:
 Who all is\are (can't decide) going down to opee-lika
 this weekend?

I will be there, but I don't think Ms. Bearcub will make
the trip.  Send me your cell number so we can find you.
What time does the game start?

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Re: [RollTideFan] Re: (non-BAMA) So much for Senate Investigations !!

2001-11-11 Thread Phillip L. Harbison

Scott Rogers wrote:
 At least Gen. Stonewall Jackson honorably resigned his
 commission before commiting acts against the government
 of the United States.

I would remind you that Gen. Thomas E. Jackson was no longer
a citizen of the United States when he served as an officer
for the Confederate States of America.  He was a resident
and citizen of the sovereign Commonwealth of Virginia.

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Re: [RollTideFan] A Pet Peeve...

2001-11-09 Thread Phillip L. Harbison

Dennis Miller wrote:
 Meet me at the Wolfcrank Fan Club Tent Saturday morning at
 9:00 a.m. I'll have two tickets for you. Free of charge.

Will you be at the HWFC tent after the game?  We will try to
be there before the game but considering it is an early game
and we're driving over from Atlanta, I wouldn't count on it.
What time does the game start?  I heard it was televised by
JP so I'm assuming 11:30 CST.

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Re: [RollTideFan] Special preparation needed for Bulldogs...

2001-11-09 Thread Phillip L. Harbison

Ron Rice wrote:
 Phil wrote:
  The moment the game is over, it is history.  Why should one
  moment in history be more important than another?

 To the victor go the spoils?  Kinda like our great nation in 1865.

Interesting you would mention that year.  It is the only time the
USA has really taken that attitude.  After WW2, we rebuilt Japan
and Germany.  Why do you suppose the USA treated Nazis and Warlords
better than they treated their fellow Americans?  After all,
Southerners were Americans (we were denied the right to choose).
 
  Wrong.  Maroon is crimson mixed with some gay purple.
 
 Oh, that's rich -- fashion tips from a man who makes ZZ Top look
 like corporate raiders.

Interesting how you sidestep the issue of color components making
up maroon.  Did I hit a nerve?  As for fashion tips, you should
have seen me when my hair was longer and the beard shorter.  I
was often mistaken for Jerry Garcia, and you know what a fashion
disaster he was.  Oh, I almost forgot that you are a mere pup.
Jerry Garcia was a co-founder of the Grateful Dead.

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Re: [RollTideFan] Special preparation needed for Bulldogs...

2001-11-09 Thread Phillip L. Harbison

William H Evans wrote:
 Question: Didn't 'Reconstruction' after the War between the
 States rebuild the South?

Uh, no.

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Re: [RollTideFan] Head Count

2001-11-08 Thread Phillip L. Harbison

Hugh Wolfgang wrote:
 Phil wrote: 
  Hugh Wolfgang wrote:
   must... resist   but I like 22 year olds too lol
 
  Yeah, but we're talking about women.
 
 Some 22 year old females are mature enough to be considered women.

I meant as opposed to 22 year old MEN. :-)

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Re: [RollTideFan] We want win any more games with Watts as Qb You can take th...

2001-11-04 Thread Phillip L. Harbison

Jeff Todd wrote:
 Please resend your message with proper punctuation and
 capitalization.

WH4T R U $0M3 K1ND 0F LANGW3DG3  5P3LL1N6 K0P?!

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Re: [RollTideFan] NCAA reduces charge

2001-11-03 Thread Phillip L. Harbison

William H Evans wrote:
 But seriously, if Bama gets (let's just guess) half the charges
 dropped, wouldn't that put them officially into them into
 'untouchable' status?

After being gang-raped by the NCAA in 1995, I don't think we can
ever be considered untouchable.

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Re: [RollTideFan] crank fan club meeting

2001-11-02 Thread Phillip L. Harbison

Sonja Rice wrote:
 Can't reveal anymore or he'll get the duct tape out.

Is that how Ron gets a little peace?

Notice I said 'peace', not 'piece'. :-)

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Re: [RollTideFan] FW: New member

2001-11-02 Thread Phillip L. Harbison

Joel Perry wrote:
 2. DreamLand has THE BEST ribs.

I've heard from reliable sources that Coach Bryant's favorite
place for ribs was Archibald's Barbeque in Northport.  Having
tried both Archibald's and Dreamland, both are similar and
very good but I would give a slight edge to Archibald's.  The
only problem is finding the place and finding a seat (there
is only a small counter with about 5 stools).

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Re: [RollTideFan] FW: New member

2001-11-02 Thread Phillip L. Harbison

Joel Perry wrote:
 Are they solid or loose stools...hahahahahahahahahahhahaha

Bar stools, Beavis!  I guess you could say a bar is solid. :-)

BTW, these are some great ribs and the owner, who I assume is
named Archibald, reminds me of Mr. Bishop (Dreamland founder).
Dreamland quality has suffered a bit due to their growing
popularity, the difficulty of maintaining quality when you
mass produce a product, and of course the passing of Mr. Bishop.

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Re: [RollTideFan] Sunny and a......

2001-11-02 Thread Phillip L. Harbison

Joel Perry wrote:
 dead kitty cat gonna stank at that temp

More than usual?

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Re: [RollTideFan] Zow's designs..

2001-11-01 Thread Phillip L. Harbison

Thats my final Answer wrote:
 I'll say it again . We want any more big football
 games this year  unless Zow plays .  ROLL TIDE  Go Zow

Did you see the UTEP game?  Zow's performance was miserable
against a defense that was far below SEC calibre.  On one
play he was run down from behind a defensive end.  I don't
remember that happening since the Freddie Kitchen days (at
least Kitchens has the excuse of being a big slow white guy).
I love Zow and appreciate his heart and leadership, but he
isn't the right man for the job.  I don't mind turning the
ball over to him for the 2 minute drill, but I think we
would be better off teaching Watts to do a better job of
clock management.  You can teach clock management, but all
of the coaching in the world isn't going to make Zow faster.

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Re: [RollTideFan] Zow's designs..

2001-11-01 Thread Phillip L. Harbison

Joel Perry wrote:
 And yes, [UTEP] was in fact a pitiful performance. I'm not
 going to say 'effort', because its not all up to him - the
 O line, the receivers and the right play calls have to be
 made for it to all come together.

I don't think we can blame the OL for Zow getting run down
from the far side by a blitzing DL or LB.  The OL can't
block everyone and usually the emphasis is on blocking the
defenders in the path of the play.  Whoever draws up the
plays assumes the QB or RB won't be so slow as to be run
down from the far side.


 I have not questioned Zow's effort, for a missed block or
 a dropped pass can make any QB look inadequate.

I'm not questioning his effort either.  I'm questioning his
performance and, to some extent, his natural ability.  Since
his injury in the 1999 ut@dw game, I don't think he has ever
been the same.  He has also developed poor judgment on when
and where to throw the ball.  Sometimes (e.g. USM-2000) I
even wonder if he's become color blind. :-)


 Here's hoping that we will play Zow this Saturday. Not as
 the savior of the game, but as the QB who takes a 4 touchdown
 lead (from Watts) in the fourth quarter and only adds to
 the point total.

Amen!  I'm all for letting Zow play most of the last half if
we're RUTSing LSU.

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Re: [RollTideFan] Breaking news...

2001-10-31 Thread Phillip L. Harbison

kurt rasmussen wrote:
 It's reported that once in a blue moon allburn won a mnc..
 Reports are sketchy, and our crack staff is trying to obtain
 facts to support the rumor.

AU was ranked #1 in the final AP poll in 1957.  This MNC has
a big asterisk next to it for two reasons.  First, AU was on
probation that year.  In modern times, they would not even
be eligible for an MNC.  Second, the AU media relations team
lobbied every mom and pop newspaper and radio station across
the South to vote for AU.  In those days, voting was open to
all AP outlets but it was understood that only big newspapers
voted.  So in a sense, AU stuffed the ballot box.  Ohio State
was probably the team most deserving the MNC in 1957.

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Re: [RollTideFan] Bama-LSU By The Numbers

2001-10-30 Thread Phillip L. Harbison

Mike Laborde wrote:
 Slef wrote:
  Our old buddy, Charlie Harbison is coaching the LSU secondary..

 Not for long with a #115 (that's out of 115, folks) ranking.

Did I mention that Charlie and I are NOT related? ;-)

(just in case is wasn't obvious)

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Re: [RollTideFan] NAME THIS COUNTRY

2001-10-29 Thread Phillip L. Harbison

Mike Laborde wrote:
 From: Komrade Phillip L. Harbison
and:
 Looks like all the lefties are out today! ;-)

I'm a libertarian, not a lefty.  I am not opposed to military
spending.  I'm not opposed to kicking the crap out of anyone
who attacks us.  Hell, I don't even mind being the aggressor
if there is a worthwhile goal (like taking Iraq's oil and
ridding the world of an a-hole like Saddam Hussein).  You
will find no flower power signs at the B3ARCUB hacienda,
but I would give the Russians some of the oil if it helped
their experiment in capitalism.


Ron Rice wrote:
 Excellent post Phil.  Less military is not a bad thing.

I'm not advocating less military.  In fact, I think military
spending is woefully inadequate.  I am simply saying we need
to spend our money wisely.  Spending money on weapon systems
and bases the military doesn't even want is foolish.  Spending
money on an ABM system while neglecting maintenance, training,
and intelligence is foolish and possibly fatal.

But before we can fix our military budget, we need to change
the military philosophy of the civilian government.  Why is
the only remaining superpower still preparing to fight the
cold war in two theatres?  We are planning to fight World War
II again and failing to plan for contemporary threats.  Our
best military experts are telling us this, so why are we not
listening?

Who are the contemporary threats?  I don't think the Russians
are a problem.  Our best bet is to do everything we can to
see that their experiment in capitalism is a raving success.
It will take some time, but I believe the same policy will
eventually work for China.  So who does that leave?  About a
dozen totalitarian or fanatical regimes around the world bent
on regional (if not world) domination including Iraz, Iran,
the Taliban, Al Queda, and the PLO.

How do we deal with these threats?  The key is the 4 R's.

Readiness: We need to be ready to fight at a moments notice.
Our enemies must know that any attack will be provoke an
immediate and disproportionate response.

Reconnaisance: We should do our homework BEFORE a conflict
erupts.  We should know who our enemies are, where they are,
what they are planning, and how we can best attach them or
foil their plans.  Sun Tzu said all battles are won before
they are fought.  He also said the best generals are those
who win without even having to fight.  We've forgotten that
lesson and allowed the marvels of satellite recon to lull
us into complacency.

Reach: We should be able to project overwhelming force to
any corner of the world on short notice.  This is one area
where our spending is both misguided and inadequate.  What
we need is more mobility.  We need more carriers so we can
maintain a floating air base near any hot spot.  We must be
able to operate without the cooperation of the surrounding
states.  That requires transport systems that can ferry
massive forces from the nearest carrier group, and planes
like the Joint Strike Fighter (VTOL) that can operate near
the conflict point from minimal air bases.

Resolve:  When we deploy our troops, we should pursue our
battle plan with the tenacity of a pit bull.  We cannot
allow the first news footage of casualties to weaken our
resolve.  Our withdrawal from Somalia probably did more to
encourage the 9/11 attacks than anything other than our
military presence in the land of two holy places.


 We could have had 20 times the armed services we have and
 it wouldn't have prevented Sept. 11th. 

True, but adequate emphasis on human intelligence might have
prevented it.

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Re: [RollTideFan] NAME THIS COUNTRY

2001-10-29 Thread Phillip L. Harbison

William H Evans wrote:
 He kept telling me Why build a missile defense system
 when we can't protect ourselves against a terrorist attack?

He's right. :-)

 Iraq and N. Korea aren't going to be attacking us in a
 conventional sense with ICBM's.

North Korea supposedly has a missile that could reach the
Alutien Islands.  They might melt a lot of ice and snow and
kill some baby seals.  I'll let Greenpeace worry about that.
Just as long as Russell's beer remains cold. :-)

 Let's spend that money on intelligence so we'll know what
 they are planning.

This guy is pretty smart for an aubie. :-)

 I called him up on Sept. 12 to tell him You were right.

We have neglected human intelligence to our peril.  While
we marveled at satellites that could pick up Nixon's five
o'clock shadow as he got off the plane in Beijing, or see
the Titleist logo on a golf ball, Al Queda we plotting
our demise in the caves of Afghanistan.  You would think
by now we could have payed someone to get close enough to
Assmama to plant a GPS transponder so our cruise missiles
would have accurate targeting information.


Javvy wrote:
 a degree in 'Soviet Intelligence' [...] First, a degree
 in this subject would take about 15 minutes to achieve due
 to the lack of subject matter.

Underestimating the enemy invites disasters like Pearl Harbor,
Yalu River, Vietnam, and the 9/11/01 terrorist attacks.


Piratespt wrote:
 Deo vendice.

Amen!

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Re: [RollTideFan] NAME THIS COUNTRY

2001-10-29 Thread Phillip L. Harbison

Scott Rogers wrote:
 There are no pristine, saintly political figures [...]

James E. Carter on line 1. :-)


Bill Evans wrote:
 After the election last November, I e-mailed him about the
 St. Louis polls being held open after hours in Democratic
 districts.

Why would you object to registered voters exercising their
right to vote?  We have a big problem with voting throughput
here in Atlanta and I would bet STL has the same problem.
Most blue collar people have to work during the day when
the polls are open.  If the polls are only open from 7AM to
6PM, they have a window of about 30 minutes in the morning
and 30 minutes in the evening to vote.  That puts a big
strain on the system.  Of course the obvious solution is to
LEGALLY expand the voting hours, and Atlanta has done that.
I think some of our precincts stay open until 7 or 8 PM.  I
think anyone in line by closing time also gets to vote no
matter how long that takes.  Is that not reasonable?

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Re: [RollTideFan] Re: Homecoming info (non-BAMA)

2001-10-29 Thread Phillip L. Harbison

Kurt wrote:
 Seriously...  Who in the hell is George Clinton?

GC is the leader of Parliament-Funkadelic, the P-Funk all
stars, and the mac daddy of funk.  Try to picture a guy who
dresses even wilder than Macy Gray.  In fact, you could
probably trace Macy's roots back to Clinton.

I remember Parliament/Funkadelic playing Don Kirchner's Rock
Concert around 1975 or '76.  I remember thinking what was
the freakin' point?  They literally bleeped every third word.
I think Barney was the network censor that night.

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Re: [RollTideFan] B3ARCUB, You Ever Been Here?

2001-10-27 Thread Phillip L. Harbison

Mike Laborde wrote:
  On second thought, the brimstone might impart a sulfur taste.
  Reckon they'll let me bring a supply of hickory?
 
 You can use Barney's head. It's just as hard and it'll be there
 before you.

I have not done any tests on Barney's head, but I would guess
it is made of either wormwood or sourwood.  That might impart
a bad taste.  If its all the same, I'd rather bring my own
supply of seasoned hickory and maybe little apple or pecan.

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Re: [RollTideFan] Netscape vs Outlook 2K (non-Bama)(ANOTHER advantage)

2001-10-27 Thread Phillip L. Harbison

Johnny Coste wrote:
 ANOTHER advantage to Netscape is that it doesn't broadcast your
 secret information to those web owners that want to retrieve it!

Netscape also supports almost every flavor of UNIX including
Linux.  Not that I would run IE, OE, or any other microsnot
product even if they were available.  My home and office are
both Microsoft-Free Zones (tm).

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