Re: new member

2000-02-01 Thread Maria Rookyard
>> There was also "Based On An Idea" - a technical magazine with
>> articles about various specific bits of Sam hardware and software.
>> They only ever published two issues, but those were superb all the
>> same.
>
> Very interesting. Is there anyone who can help find both issues ?

B.O.A.I. is no longer available.

Maria






Re: SAM COUPE

2000-01-12 Thread Maria Rookyard
Already gone, but thanks for the mention :-)

Maria.

>However, you may have more luck finding one second-hand. In particular, a
>Sam once owned by Simon Cooke is now being sold; it is in England, so I
>imagine you would have to pay quite a high price for the postage, but I
>recommend that you email Maria Rookyard <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> who I
>anticipate would be happy to give you further details.

>Hope that helps,
>
>Andrew





Clearout

1999-12-29 Thread Maria Rookyard
Right, here's the (almost) definitive list of things to clear out... Martin
will have some components and stuff to get rid of too, but we've not sorted
those out yet.

1 SAM with power supply - I think this is new and unused isn't it Simon?

BBC Micro with disc drive, microvitec monitor plus software and discs
(obviously pretty heavy so will probably have to be someone local to
Manchester who can collect)

loads of discs - probably only useful for reusing, as I certainly don't have
time to sift through and look for anything in particular (sorry folks)

videos:
Apollo 13
Capricorn One
Withnail & I
Clerks
Innerspace
The Quiet Earth
Shallow Grave
Toy Story
The Making Of Hitch Hikers Guide
Prisoner - The Schizoid Man / The General
Prisoner - Many Happy Returns / Dance Of The Dead
Prisoner - Arrival / Chimes Of Big Ben / A, B & C / Free For All
Prisoner - The Girl Who Was Death / Once Upon A Time / Fall Out / Best Of
The Prisoner

Anyone interested drop me a line. As is customary, buyer collects or pays
postage :-)

In the end it didn't seem worth the hassle of listing the books, so we took
them to Oxfam.


Maria & Martin



Grand fin de siecle clearout

1999-12-24 Thread Maria Rookyard
Getting rid of Simon's old SAM/computing stuff and books (fiction,
non-fiction, tech etc). Will put up a comprehensive list as soon as I get
chance, but in the mean time if anyone wants to ask if anything specific is
on offer just give me a shout.

Sorry to bore anyone who isn't interested, but can we try to keep it on-list
so Simon can keep a check on it too - failing that, personal mails to me,
but copy them to Simon [EMAIL PROTECTED] please.

Kind regards and Merry Christmas

Maria.







Re: Wincoupe

1999-11-14 Thread Maria Rookyard
And we didn't have fancy stuff like calculators either, we had to count
things up on our fingers... if we wanted to do subtractions we had to have
fingers amputated.

Maria.



-Original Message-
From: Martin Wilson <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
To: sam-users@nvg.ntnu.no 
Date: 14 November 1999 08:20
Subject: Re: Wincoupe


Robert Wilkinson wrote:

> -Original Message-
> From: Martin Wilson <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
> To: sam-users@nvg.ntnu.no 
> Date: 14 November 1999 07:13
> Subject: Re: Wincoupe
>
> >> >Robert Wilkinson wrote:
> > >> My machines a 166 pentium.
> > >>
> > >> Wincoupe needs a faster machine than this
> >> >
> > Martin Wilson Wrote
>
> >Cor somepeople don't know they're born. I'm only using a Amstrad 386
system
> with
> >built in megadrive and I'm happy to have it. Fast enough for email and a
> bit of
> >browsing. 4MEG is ample. 166 indeed thats a bloomin powerhouse of a
> computer.
> >They don't know there born nowadays. I remember when you could get into
the
> >cinema, a few pints of beer and a 3 course meal for less than half a
> crown.
> >
> >
> Up until 18 months ago I was using a 286, 16 Mhz, 4Mbs Ram, 40Mbs hard
> drive.
>
> I couldn't afford an all singing all dancing machine. I visited sunday
boot
> sales.
> Picked up a cheap motherboard here, a proccessor there, etc,etc.
> My machine cost less than £100.00. It can be done. It is also slow by
todays
> standards.
>
> And I also remenber those days, plus taking ration books to the shop for
my
> mum.
>
> Bob Wilkinson. (getting cranky)

Car boots I went to one of them but I found the field too bumpy for my penny
farthing so turned back. when I got home me and the family got round the old
piano. Apples and pears... apples and pears. Them were the days. It was all
fields back then.









Re: What The Hell Is Going On?

1999-10-13 Thread Maria Rookyard
Oh ha bloody ha, excuse me while I split my sides laughing at your
rapier-like wit.

>Not Welsh, not at uni anymore, so not into sheep.
>
>Samsboss - The One And Only.
>Accept No Others.





Re: South park

1999-09-30 Thread Maria Rookyard
I can't decide if the parents aren't aware of what the kids are watching, or
if they do know and just don't care... either way, it worries me.

My son, Simon, is 9 and has only recently got a tv in his bedroom (thanks to
his grandparents). We have an agreement that he can only watch things he
would normally watch on the tv downstairs - kids tv, football, etc - and
when his friends come round they leave the door open while they're viewing;
that way I know he's not being persuaded to put something unsuitable on.

Also, if I video anything "unsuitable for family viewing" I keep the tape
out of harms way, watch it when Simon isn't around, then record over it
again afterwards. It might be a little excessive, but personally I'm happier
erring on the side of caution. Of course, once he grows up, it'll be up to
him what he watches, but for now I choose to take responsibility for my
child's viewing.

Moving on slightly - this week we had a bomb scare and the centre of town
was cordoned off for several hours "while a suspect device was made safe"...
fortunately there were no casualties, and no damage except to the phone box
it was placed in. One 10 year old actually told me it would've been cool if
it had exploded and killed people! I found myself wondering what sort of
programmes *he* watches?

Maria.
(it's o.k., I'm getting back down off the soapbox now)


-Original Message-
From: James R Curry <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
To: sam-users@nvg.ntnu.no 
Date: 30 September 1999 18:05
Subject: Re: South park



> Although Southpark is funny, I think it should be prohibited.
> There are too many bad threads, especially for children (children
> like every cartoons, especially when they consist of many words
> like sh*t, f*ck, b**ch etc.)

Someone lets their kids watch a show that's on TV at 11 o'clock at
night and then complains about the suitability.

It's not the TV networks responsibility to soften everything for
children's eyes when it's designed for adults, shown at such an hour
and run with a disclaimer.

The burden here should be upon the parents and the second people
realise this and stop blaming the worlds problems on faceless
executives at TV networks, the better.  Hell, if it were on at 6pm,
I'd agree with you, but as it stands there is no responsible parent
on Earth who would let their children watch such a show.  If it's on
after the watershed, they should carefully screen it before letting
their kids.

Sorry Aley, but it's not TVs job to make up for a parent's
incompetence.

> And there is to much rasism, anti-semitism, nationalism,
> and all other isms's (even more than I know)
> they're against Jews, B.Streisand, and I don't
> know whatever.?
>
> ...but many people consider it funny...
>





South park

1999-09-28 Thread Maria Rookyard
So it's not just me that disagrees with all the 7 year olds at school who
insist it's a kids programme just because it's a cartoon?

Maria.





Re: Sams worst game ever

1999-09-24 Thread Maria Rookyard


Gordon Wallis expressed the hope that:
>
>>... they be consigned to the most pestilent pits of Hell, there to
>>be forever Satan's sexual plaything.

Which, to Justin, ...
>
>Sounds like you've seen the southpark movie...

Which in turn got Maria thinking off on a tangent and asking...

What's the absolute youngest age that you guys reckon Southpark (the series)
is aimed at?




Re: Sam's worst ever game

1999-09-24 Thread Maria Rookyard


>> This is where my girlfriend has problems with me. The pure
>> wiggling bit I'm fine at.
>>
>> But the timing and skill...
>
>Just have a one-player game to increase your stamina beforehand, and then
>when you get into the game proper, listen for the audio cues...
>
>Si


Simon,

For some reason I'm suddenly reminded of the phrase "a man who knows 50 ways
to make love, but doesn't know any women" - any ideas why?

Maria.






Re: Sam's worst ever game

1999-09-23 Thread Maria Rookyard

-Original Message-
From: Johnna Teare <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>

>> It's nice to be back; anything exciting happened since the 
>>beginning of last month?

>Three members havehad sex changes, we've all bought new 
>computers and got rid of that heap of off-whit junk and we're now 
>a list devoted to worshipping goats.
>
>But apart from that, not much.
>
>;-)
> 

You're right, nothing different or unusual around here then...

Maria.











Re: Sam's worst ever game

1999-09-22 Thread Maria Rookyard
Don't be stupid - if someone had removed part of my head I'd have noticed.

Maria.



-Original Message-
From: Dave Whitmore <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
To: sam-users@nvg.ntnu.no 
Date: 22 September 1999 20:43
Subject: Re: Sam's worst ever game


On Wed, 22 Sep 1999 18:48:02 +0100 Wed, 22 Sep 99 19:34:18 BST, "Maria
Rookyard" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:

>
>It's nice to be back; anything exciting happened since the beginning of
last
>month?

Yeah, another woman came in and stole your crown. :-)

Dave




Re: Sam's worst ever game

1999-09-22 Thread Maria Rookyard
Oops, did I say "same old sh*te"? Of course what I really meant was "the
usual high standard of interesting discussion" ;-)

It's nice to be back; anything exciting happened since the beginning of last
month?


Maria
(glad to be back really!)




Re: Sam's worst ever game

1999-09-22 Thread Maria Rookyard
Ah well, I've been off-list for about 6 weeks but I see I've not missed
anything - still the same old sh!te

Maria.







bye for now

1999-08-05 Thread Maria Rookyard
I'm off down south to catch the eclipse, so I'm unsubbing for a while. Have
fun folks and I'll probably rejoin at a later date.

Maria.
x




Re: SimCoupe 0.783a - ZIP

1999-07-15 Thread Maria Rookyard
> "Go and get DOS because it's the right STANDARD" -- if we listened 
> to that sort of advice, we'd all be living in trees.

You mean like standard rose trees or something?


Maria.







Re: Based on an idea

1999-06-12 Thread Maria Rookyard
Available from:
Based On An Idea,
38 Squires Lane,
Tyldesley,
Manchester.
M29 8JF

£2 per issue (inc postage) cheques payable to M. Rookyard. Please state if
you want Issue 1, 2 or both.

-Original Message-
From: jadams1 <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
To: sam-users@nvg.ntnu.no 
Date: 09 June 1999 17:20
Subject: Based on an idea


>
>Does anyone have a spare copy of the above magazine I could buy as I would
>like to have a read of one.
>j adams
>
>





Re: Not SAM stuff

1999-05-19 Thread Maria Rookyard
Well, whatever the problem was, it seems to have sorted itself out again
now. Things were c**p for another couple of days but then I've had no bother
for the last week or so. Still none the wiser as to what was causing it
though...

Maria.



From: Paul Walker <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Date: 10 May 1999 02:48


>On Sat, 8 May 1999, Maria Rookyard wrote:
>
>> My email's started playing up - when I "send and receive", more often
than
>> not it isn't sending things although it's downloading messages o.k.
>> Generally if I try again straight after, it will send them then (but not
>> always).
>
>Anything more precise? For example, does it only play up when you have
>mail to send and nothing to download?
>
>Might also be worth checking if your ISP has changed their mail software
>recently, although that's something of a long shot.
>
>Paul
>
>
>





Re: comp.sys.sinclair... jesus...

1999-05-11 Thread Maria Rookyard
> I've seen some really bad drivers in the past, which have been the 
> cause of many a problem. 
>
> Simon (NSFMSFT)

Hell yes, there was the idiot who wrote my car off for a start... 
;)

Maria.
x




Not SAM stuff

1999-05-08 Thread Maria Rookyard
My email's started playing up - when I "send and receive", more often than
not it isn't sending things although it's downloading messages o.k.
Generally if I try again straight after, it will send them then (but not
always).

It's only started this week and I haven't altered anything recently. Don't
think it's a server problem because Martin's stuff seems to be going o.k.
I'm using outlook express - same as I have for months with no previous
problems.

Any advice or suggestions? (Please note that suggestions such as "maybe your
machine is crap" would not be helpful no matter how accurate they might
be...)


Maria.



Through the madness, through the tears,
We've still got each other for a million years






Re: comp.sys.sinclair... jesus...

1999-05-08 Thread Maria Rookyard

>> Is it true that Bill Gates drinks goat's blood?
>
> Well... you don't think that with all his money, he's going to settle for
> tomayto juice in his Bloody Mary do you?


Oi lose that bloody accent or I ain't hugging you when you visit!

Maria.
x

>
> Simon Cooke
> (The views of this poster are his and his alone, and may or may not 
> reflect the views of the Microsoft Corporation, or Satan).


Thought you lot all had to call him Mr. Gates *Sir*






Re: Putting the whole boring argumet simply

1999-05-01 Thread Maria Rookyard
>> > Simon Cooke
>> > (The views of this poster are his and his alone
>>
>>
>> Should have insisted on an office with a window - that way you
>> could have had real views instead of pictures!
>>
>> Maria.
>
> Actually, I like having a larger office than the guys with window
> views... however, the problem is that there's NO SUNLIGHT.

And why should that bother you? The last time *you* were actually awake in
daylight was 1994 when we stayed up all night on the summer solstice!

> Well, that and my larger office is now a smaller office :)

Simon Cooke and his amazing shrinking office... or is it something to do
with superman? ;)

Maria.
x



Re: Putting the whole boring argumet simply

1999-04-30 Thread Maria Rookyard
> Simon Cooke
> (The views of this poster are his and his alone


Should have insisted on an office with a window - that way you could have
had real views instead of pictures!

Maria.





Re: E-Copy 3 (was: Re: SimCoupe & protected disks)

1999-04-17 Thread Maria Rookyard
> And that's because all my source disks are still back home in
> the UK, taking up space in Martin & Maria's loft..
>
> Si

Erm, that should be "source disks *were* ... taking up space".
You told us we'd have to dump your stuff because your dad didn't have room
for it.

Maria.






Re: Copyright

1999-04-11 Thread Maria Rookyard
> Hey.. Chris? Maybe this is the right time to unleash your planned
> changes to the motorway system on sam-users?
>
> :)
>
> Si

Well it can't be any worse than the plan you had to turn the M60 into a car
park by completely blocking it so that no one could get past.

Not that I'm having a go or anything

;)

Maria.



=
Make hay not war
=








Re: Real Sam Users List 30th March 1999

1999-04-10 Thread Maria Rookyard
Why the compulsion to keep putting a list of addresses up anyway? None of
the other lists I'm on ever "outs" people like this one does!

Maria.


-Original Message-
From: Dave Whitmore <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
To: sam-users@nvg.ntnu.no 
Date: 09 April 1999 18:17
Subject: Re: Real Sam Users List 30th March 1999


On Fri, 9 Apr 1999 01:52:14 +0100 Fri,  9 Apr 99 18:15:42 BST, "Paul
Walker" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:

>> Any objections to me putting this as part of my Sam pages on the Net?
>
>Yes. If you put the list online, remove my email address beforehand.

Mine as well please.








Re: Red Dwarf

1999-03-18 Thread Maria Rookyard
> From: Aley Keprt

> I don't understand what has 'Red Dwarf' to do with Sam-users.
> Can you explain, Simon Cooke?

Nothing whatsoever - he's just showing off because he's seen all this series
before us poor deprived Brits!

Perhaps you ought to get out more Simon? ;)

Maria.








Re: SAM FAQ Version 2

1999-02-21 Thread Maria Rookyard

> Frequently Asked Questions Version 2.0


> 2.7 And what, pray tell, is under development? (No guarantees,
> folks!)
>
> Sam Hard Drive - Guess? And look! Quel surprise! It's by Rookyard
> and Cooke! Next time I see either of those two, I'm going to put a
> spade in their heads and removed three quarters of their brains, t
> his wobbly grey matter will then be shared between all us, mortals?
> yes, mortals, so we can be clever boffins, too.

>
> JohnnaPig Teare



Hmm, so few brain cells, so many people to share them between!

Maria.



Re: SAM FAQ Version 2

1999-02-20 Thread Maria Rookyard

> Frequently Asked Questions Version 2.0


> 2.7 And what, pray tell, is under development? (No guarantees,
> folks!)
>
> Sam Hard Drive - Guess? And look! Quel surprise! It's by Rookyard
> and Cooke! Next time I see either of those two, I'm going to put a
> spade in their heads and removed three quarters of their brains, t
> his wobbly grey matter will then be shared between all us, mortals?
> yes, mortals, so we can be clever boffins, too.

>
> JohnnaPig Teare



Hmm, so few brain cells, so many people to share them between!

Maria.




Re: 10th Birthday Party

1999-02-05 Thread Maria Rookyard
>>> I'm still looking for old YS's if anyone has any they don't want...
>>>
>>> Gavin
>>
>>Simon, do we still have your old copies lying around in the attic?
>>If so, are you planning to keep or get rid?
>>
>>Maria.
>
>Possibly - in one of the boxes...
>
>...but I've got all the ones I was in here.

I'm more or less sure I've got either the Christmas one or the yoghurt one
here - does this mean you've got 2 copies of it?

>Also, thing is, there's lots of odds and sods in that box, so I think
>I'd have to sort through them.
>
>Simon

Well don't let me stop you - it'll be nice to get rid of some of *your*
stuff from *our* attic ;)

So you're saying that you'll look when you come home, then let Gavin know if
there's anything you're getting rid of; and he can have 1st refusal if he
still wants them?


Maria.



Wrexham F.C. - now
concentrating on the league





Re: 10th Birthday Party

1999-02-03 Thread Maria Rookyard
> I'm still looking for old YS's if anyone has any they don't want...
>
> Gavin

Simon, do we still have your old copies lying around in the attic? If so,
are you planning to keep or get rid?

Maria.
x




I cross the bridge, leaving my world behind,
carrying my dreams nervously with me to the other side.
   IDRIS CAFFREY






Re: I am ten...

1999-01-23 Thread Maria Rookyard


>[EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
>>
>> Hi everyone,
>>
>> As it's soon to be SAM's tenth birthday, would anyone be interested
>> in a special SAM lapel badge/tie or something similar?
>
> Can't imagine me wearing a lapel badge somehow - a SAM Coupe
> T-shirt maybe! Hmm, black with the SAM logo in the middle and we
> could make up some slogan for underneath the logo. On the back we
> could have a list of all our favourite software/SAM bods or something.
> Nice.
>
> Gavin

On 2nd thoughts perhaps a T-shirt would be better than underwear - working
off the basis that you're less likely to get arrested for showing someone
your t-shirt in the street...

Maria.


Listening to Ocean Drive and thinking about the beach


=
I have spread my dreams under your feet;
Tread softly because you tread on my dreams
W.B. YEATS
==







Re: I am ten...

1999-01-22 Thread Maria Rookyard
>As it's soon to be SAM's tenth birthday, would anyone be interested in a
>special SAM lapel badge/tie or something similar?
>
>Any thoughts/comments?
>
>Phil Glover.


Sexist or what? What would I want with a tie? Now if someone were to suggest
matching bra and knicker sets I might be interested... ;-)

Maria.



=
I have spread my dreams under your feet;
Tread softly because you tread on my dreams
   W.B. YEATS
=





Re: I am ten...

1999-01-22 Thread Maria Rookyard


In response to Malcolm's information:

>>Don`t know, but there is going to be another show in HORWICH on the 27th
>>FEBUARY.
>>Incidently my SAM was ten years old last year.

Justin wondered:

>Ummm... Where in the universe is Horwich???

It's near Bolton - on the side near Wanderers Reebok stadium. Reet near
t'motorway as we say up 'ere int north (M61 that is, junction number
erm, what's the junction David? Ian? Andrew? anyone?)

Maria.



Currently listening to Culture Club and remembering when life was good...





Re: It's nice to be back (Was: Sam power units)

1999-01-19 Thread Maria Rookyard
> Question 3: Who's actually on this list now-a-days???
>
> Justin.


Oh lots of people (many of whom have taken up the new sport of
Cookie-bashing) :(

Maria.


=
I have spread my dreams under your feet;
Tread softly because you tread on my dreams
=





Re: Gavin Smith questions

1999-01-12 Thread Maria Rookyard
> Robert van der Veeke, aka RJV Graphics
> [EMAIL PROTECTED]
> Currently listening to : Ah my Goddess - OST #1


I'm currently listening to something that my next door neighbours are
playing way too loudly.

Maria.







David (Ledbury)

1998-12-29 Thread Maria Rookyard
I had a phone call from David tonight. Guess what folks - yep his computer's
well and truly buggered (again); so he asked me to let everyone know that
he's not ignoring us, but he'll probably not be back on line till after he
goes back to work on the 4th.

He wants to know - is there any chance of a decent Sam comms programme
please folks :)

And also (this one being particularly directed to anyone who might have
"accidentally" kill filed him) don't forget that he wishes *everyone* in the
Sam world a Merry Christmas.


Maria.
x




  Give me peace in our restless world






Season's Greetings

1998-12-24 Thread Maria Rookyard
Merry Christmas & A Happy New Year to everyone in the SAM world.

May 1999 be everything you would like it to be.

Maria.
xx






Re: Good bye, my friends...

1998-12-05 Thread Maria Rookyard
Good luck with the job hunting.

Maria & Martin.


-Original Message-
From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Date: 04 December 1998 11:30
Subject: Good bye, my friends...


>Well,
>
>it looks like I (and most of this company of mine) will be leaving.
>made redundant... no longer working
>
>So, I'm losing my account.. :(
>
>It was nice being here with you lot and hopefully, I will
>find myself in a cheery office somewhere hacking away at
>some office somewhere where I can resubscribe.
>
>Have fun.. take care..
>
>Don't kill the SAM before I get back.
>
>Justin.
>
>
>




Re: A joke

1998-11-30 Thread Maria Rookyard


> "Martin Rookyard" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
   

> [The Joke]

> Nice one Maria.
^^^

> Dave



Oh dear! You really ought to get the emails out of the way *before* you hit
the bottle ;-)

Maria.



===
I sat on the roof, and watched the day go by
===






Re: Re: YAWN!

1998-11-28 Thread Maria Rookyard
>   >From:D A Fulton <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
>   >To:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>   >Subject:Re: YAWN!
>   >Reply-To:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>   >Date:28 November 1998 17:28
>   >
>   >> This list is dead, and I'm bored at work.  Ugh!  ;)
>   >
>   >Yes, I'd noticed that. 
>
>You'd noticed that I was bored at work?  Are you watching me?!
>
>--
>James R Curry - [EMAIL PROTECTED]



Well I watched you for a little while, but nothing exciting happened ;-)

Maria.








law .... a query!

1998-10-31 Thread Maria Rookyard
At the risk of starting a fight here, can I ask about copyright. A friend of
mine (no Simon, it isn't Paul!) is setting up a website, but he's not sure
what he can and can't put up. Here's his request, any thoughts/advice would
be welcome.

"Any Law students out there, I have a query:
It's about copyright; things like photos of footballers, the teams' shields,
or even java applets with for example the present time in Spain... is that
copyright? And were I to touch the odd image up (ie. by reversing them),
could I be fined? Or is the legal system so complicated that people tend to
let it go by?"

I'm not sure how much you guys know about football, but I reckoned you were
the ones to ask about copyright and java and stuff :-)

If anyone can help, please let me know. Send it direct to me if you want to
save clogging up the list. The address is of course [EMAIL PROTECTED]


Thanks in advance.

Maria.










Re: SAM projects?

1998-10-30 Thread Maria Rookyard

> > > Out of curiousity, what SAM related projects are
> > > people working on?
> 
> Simon's apparently working on something called Statues of
> Ice ...
> 
> ;)
> Lee.

Oooh, people can be *so* cruel ;-)

Maria.





Re: a

1998-10-20 Thread Maria Rookyard
 
> OnMon, 19 Oct 1998 08:42:31 +0100, Maria Rookyard said:
> > And does this mean that you're ashamed of our mousse or something?
> 
> Are you ashamed of your catte and dogg as well?

Notte atte all.

> > (c) 1998 The Beware Of Desserts In A Cup Company
> 
> You forgot "This posting may not be copied except in a reply posted
> to this list, blah blah etc".
> 
> imc

That's o.k., I'm not possessive, you can copy it to who the hell you like.


Lee, the easiest recipe I know for mousse is to go to the nearest
supermarket and buy the ready made stuff.

Maria.






Re: a

1998-10-19 Thread Maria Rookyard

> From: Simon Cooke <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
> 
> >> >I use it to taunt and rile people whilst I laugh merrily and rub 
> >> >myself with bacon-grease. Yourself?
> >> 
> >> I just do the bacon-grease bit...
> >> 
> >> Simon
> >
> >You always told me you preferred the chocolate mousse  I feel so
> >betrayed
> 
> Well, I wasn't going to tell them about *that* was I? In a public forum? 
> Where everyone knows what we've been doing with our desserts?
> 
> Simon

Ah, but they don't know whether or not it was our *just* desserts, do they?
;-)

And does this mean that you're ashamed of our mousse or something?

Maria.


(c) 1998 The Beware Of Desserts In A Cup Company






Re: a

1998-10-19 Thread Maria Rookyard

> From: David <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
> 
> Maria Rookyard wrote:
> > 
> > > From: Simon Cooke <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>

> > > >I use it to taunt and rile people whilst I laugh merrily and rub
> > > >myself with bacon-grease. Yourself?
> > >
> > > I just do the bacon-grease bit...
> > >
> > > Simon
> > 
> > You always told me you preferred the chocolate mousse 
> > I feel so betrayed
> > 
> > Maria.
> 
> I definately preffer the mousse to that cup of tea I had that time ;)

Remind me again about the details on that one Dave, I think I must've
managed to blank most of it out ;-)  (although I do remember that it was
Martin's doing not mine)

And Simon, do you remember the lemon meringue, or the bread and butter
pudding? And how about the 4 sugars in your peas? (That one was Martin's
idea too)

Maria.
x

(c) 1998 Food & Drink Discussion Group 
;-)








Re: a

1998-10-18 Thread Maria Rookyard

> From: Simon Cooke <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
> To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
> Subject: Re: a
> Date: 17 October 1998 02:14
> 
> 
> 
> >I use it to taunt and rile people whilst I laugh merrily and rub 
> >myself with bacon-grease. Yourself?
> 
> I just do the bacon-grease bit...
> 
> Simon

You always told me you preferred the chocolate mousse  I feel so
betrayed

Maria.




Re: Bwahahahahaaaaa

1998-10-17 Thread Maria Rookyard

> From: Robert van der Veeke <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
> To: Sam users <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
> Subject: Bwahahahaha
> Date: 17 October 1998 00:44
> 
> (c)1998 R.P.Brenchley. Copyright exists in the contents of this 
> posting. This posting, either in part or in full, may NOT be used
> other than as part of a reply to the newsgroup it appears on and/or 
> in a direct email reply to the author.
> 
> You are amazing Bob.
> 
> mata ne
> 
>  --
> Robert van der Veeke, aka RJV Graphics
> [EMAIL PROTECTED]
> Currently listening to : Saving Private Ryan

But why does Bob hold the copyright to Roberts emails? Oh it's all too
confusing.

Maria.
 



Re: Samsgod

1998-10-17 Thread Maria Rookyard

> From: Simon Cooke <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
> 
> >Do you actually have copyright to use this "sense of humour"?
> >People with proper businesses to run have been trading on it for 
> >some time (whether they understand it or not) - better not
> >distribute it or you could find yourself in court.
> 
> Monopolies & Mergers commission?
> 
> Nah... We indeed have a duopoly on it. And a patent. You have to 
> pay us royalties every time you smile or laugh.
> 
> I'm not joking either.
> 
> Simon

So remember folks... laugh, smile, but above all pay up. Be happy -
remember *our* happiness depends on it.

Now where did I put that nitrous oxide?

Maria.




Re: Samsgod

1998-10-16 Thread Maria Rookyard

> >Simon Cooke wrote:
> >
> >> Ummm... no, actually... I was talking about someone having the 
> username Samsgod :)
> >> 
> >> Simon
> >
> >Er, yeah, but I think Samsgod was taking the piss out of a certain 
> other person, or just SAM people with inflated egos, in general :)
> 
> I know. I saw an opening for a joke and went for it.
> 
> *sigh*
> 
> Simon

Simon I think you've just neatly illustrated the main problem in the sam
world today. It's not that people are working/lazy/etc - it's just that
aside from you and me hardly any of them have a sense of humour.

Maria.





Re: Under New Management

1998-10-15 Thread Maria Rookyard

> From: David <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
> To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
> Subject: Re: Under New Management
> Date: 15 October 1998 05:16
> 
> Graham Goring wrote:
> > 
> > In message <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>, David
> > <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> writes
> > >Well, as far as I can see it completely goes against your "Fred is
dead"
> > >styled comments only a short time ago.
> > 
> > Um, considering that the issue appears to be made up of bits from old
> > issues I'll append my statement to more of a Frankenstein-Style undead
> > then, shall I?
> > 
> > Graham Goring
> > 
> > --
> 
> Well you said it about being lazy didn't you?
> 
> From what I understand, material was sent to Darren which wasn't even
> forwarded to George - and this obviously could have gone in the issue.
> 
> So, as usual, you complain but are busy sitting doing fuck all.
> 
> No wonder the SAM is dying on it's feet. There are those that do, and
> those that can't be arsed.
> 
> Prove me wrong.

It's the sam - *nobody* can be arsed!







Re: Meeting in Holland & Sound stuff

1998-10-03 Thread Maria Rookyard

> [EMAIL PROTECTED]
> 
> sounds almost like
> 
> [EMAIL PROTECTED]
> 
> Quite a thrilling idea
> 
>  --
> Robert van der Veeke, aka RJV Graphics

I just thought he'd forgotten how to spell his own name ;)

Maria.