Re: [Texascavers] cave critters

2016-09-28 Thread via Texascavers
The opening shot in the video is of a reticulated python. As for the  
anaconda that follows it is indeed a biggie! Doesn't look like cave country  
though. 
 
I will never forget coming face to face with one almost that big in Guyana. 
 It's ugly snoot and mine were about 18 inches apart which is way to 
close! 
 
The video that follows is more entertaining in that it shows idiots who  
manage to get bitten by big constrictors of various sorts. The final part in  
which the bimbo gets bitten on the tit is hilarious, unless of course you  
are the one getting bitten. Boids all have big teeth and getting bitten is no 
 joke.
 
Sleazel
 
 
In a message dated 9/28/2016 4:00:10 A.M. Eastern Daylight Time,  
texascavers@texascavers.com writes:

Here is a news story from a few days ago about a snake that was  
allegedly found in a cave:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DEDdCPDGXCw





David Locklear
dlocklea...@gmail.com



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[Texascavers] cave critters

2016-09-28 Thread David via Texascavers
Here is a news story from a few days ago about a snake that was
allegedly found in a cave:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DEDdCPDGXCw


David Locklear
dlocklea...@gmail.com
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[Texascavers] Cave critters in Heaven

2014-12-12 Thread David via Texascavers
Just for fun:

Some websites announced today that someone overheard the leader of the
Catholic community subtly indicating there is an after-life for
cave-critters.

For his ideology to hold water, it would have to include the extinct
cave-bear.  Right?

Also, if this notion could be even remotely believed, humans would be
outnumbered by bats in Heaven.  Right ?

Surely, he means the sinful animals burn in Hell for eternity, too.

I hope he is right, I look forward to a discussion with a bonobo, or a
pterodactyl, or one of those deep-sea fish, but especially my earliest
australopithecus ancestor, and to meet the being credited with teaching
ancient humans how to make fire.

I have a hunch, he is mistaken.

David Locklear
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RE: [Texascavers] cave critters

2008-01-08 Thread Fritz Holt
Sleaze,

What a great re-telling of this interesting episode. If you haven't
written a book about your various adventures you should do so while the
memories are still fresh.

I was fortunate with my one time encounter with a live Javelina. The
mother had gone ahead into the brush of a small ravine and when I
grabbed her piglet it squealed loudly but seeing the multitude of fleas
I quickly released it before its mama could come after me.

 If West Texas had a flag of its own, out of several good candidates, I
would vote for the Collared Peccary instead of the Coyote to be
emblazoned upon it. I like the Armadillo but it has garnered too much
publicity and it ain't mean enough. The Roadrunner is always a
favorite and should be the West Texas state bird, barely beating out the
Turkey Buzzard.

Geezer

 

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From: bmorgan...@aol.com [mailto:bmorgan...@aol.com] 
Sent: Monday, January 07, 2008 9:23 PM
To: texascavers@texascavers.com
Subject: [Texascavers] cave critters

 

Fritz:

 

You aren't the only crazy man I've ever known to grab a javelina. On my
second trip up the Bladen branch of the Monkey river I had the
misfortune to have hired a bunch of worthless bums from Mango creek to
serve as porters. Erlin was the worst, a 6'6 leering sneering teenage
homeboy. He was the most accomplished thief in the village, and so was
looked up to by the others. My standing orders are always to stay at
least a mile behind me, so you can well imagine the opportunities for
mischief. 

 

They followed the trail Arturo and I cut.  As they went through the
jungle they swilled the rum and ate the food they were supposed to be
carrying, some of it they hid under rocks to pick up on the way home.
When we finally got to base camp on a tributary pouring off the Maya
mountains we were all so exhausted that we fixed a simple meal and
crashed. Very early (an unheard of and suspicious circumstance with
Belizeans!) I heard Erlin and the men get up to leave, I offered them
food for the journey back but they insisted they needed nothing and
quickly hurried off. Shortly thereafter Arturo and I discovered that all
the food was gone. We were Spamless! 

 

The next morning I was snoozing in my tent when I awoke to the sound of
distant small arms fire. Suddenly Arturo appeared and urgently
whispered, Missa Boose! Missa Boos! Wake up, the pigs are here! I
climbed out of my tent to behold an enormous boar Warrie on the river
terrace just above and behind me, about twenty feet away. 

 

Now you must know that there are two kinds of such piggies, the
Javelina, which the Bushwoogians call the Peccari, and the Warrie. The
Peccari is a small triangular blackish creature with a whitish collar, a
hideous stench, and an even worse disposition. The entire front half of
the animal is mouth. They run in small herds and have small territories.
The Warrie is much larger, has a whitish beard, runs in herds of a
hundred or more, and is nomadic. They are even meaner than Peccaries and
are greatly feared in folklore. It is said that they gobble up hapless
hunters. 

 

I blinked at the enormous boar as it looked at me with it's little piggy
eyes. From behind him came the sound of gunfire, Pow! Powpow! Pow! The
herd was eating Warrie cohune nuts. The Cohune is a gigantic palm tree
native to Belize that is the salvation of the country. Anyone with any
industry can build a shelter with the leaves, the nuts serve wildlife,
and everything about it is good. The name cohune has now come to mean
any palm, even the dread spine palm. 

 

Astrocaryum mexicanum is an elegant small understory palm about twenty
feet tall. The beautiful dark green leaves and every other part of the
plant are entirely covered with horrible needle like spines up to three
inches long, but far sharper than any needle. They slide into your flesh
with the greatest of ease then shatter like glass. Where these palms
live no one ever goes barefoot. Where these palms live no one ever grabs
a branch to steady himself. I am terrified of them!

 

The nuts of these palms are delicious miniature coconuts covered with
the most horrible spines imaginable. It is impossible to even pick one
up. Nevertheless, the huge herd of Warrie, perhaps eighty of them, were
cracking them like candy! 

 

'Turo said, Hurry to the bend in the river and take a snap! They will
cross there! I prefer a leisurely breakfast so my boots weren't even
properly tied on, but I grabbed my camera and crossed the dry stream bed
to the floodplain beyond. My first thought was to find a tree to climb,
but everywhere I looked there was nothing but spine palms. 

 

As predicted the herd thundered across the dry stream bed straight at
me. I had to decide between the warries or the spine palms. It was an
easy choice, I just stood there! They poured around me in a great
stream, oblivious to my presence. Arturo ran up with the gun and eagerly
begged permission to shoot (I had banned hunting), reminding me of our
stolen food

[Texascavers] Cave critters

2008-01-07 Thread BMorgan994
Porcupines are common in the caves of southeast Asia. I have seen them in  
Mulu and in Thailand, and have often seen their tracks fairly far back. Let's  
not forget that Deer cave in Mulu was called that because when Tom Harrison 
(Mr.  Cool, look him up) first discovered the cave it was frequented by real S
ambar  stags.
 
Certain caves in central America are inhabited by Paca  (Cuniculus paca), 
better know as Tepesquintle in Mexico or Gibnut in  Belize. I have often 
written 
about how tasty they are. Some caves are obviously  often visited since they 
leave well traveled trails deep underground, but only  in certain caves. Damned 
if I know why? In such circumstances I have searched  for stored food 
material but have found none. 
 
Jaguars often den in caves too, plus they hang around such places in search  
of Gibnuts!
 
Sleaze
 
 



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RE: [Texascavers] Cave critters

2008-01-07 Thread Louise Power

When I was still caving with the Rice Speleological Society, a bunch of us, 
including Jon Everage, went caving on a ranch out of Copperas Cove. While we 
were getting ready to go, the rancher asked us if we knew of a way to get rid 
of a porky that was eating up his wood fenceposts. Jon told the rancher that 
he'd shoot the porky if he could find him, so the rancher pointed at a porky 
cave (burrow) and said He's in there.
 
Jon took a pistol and crawled down into the porky cave and in a few minutes, 
we heard a loud pop. A couple of minutes later, Jon scootched out of the burrow 
towing the porky along with him--an ugly beast! (the porky, not Jon)--and Jon 
shaking his head. Apparently he hadn't really thought this out--firing a pistol 
in the close confines of a porky burrow. Took him a few days to get his hearing 
back completely.Thus add to the legend that is Jon Everage. 
 
And, BTW, if they haven't faded out after lo these many years, I still have 
slides of the whole episode.
 



From: BMorgan994@aol.comDate: Mon, 7 Jan 2008 17:27:31 -0500To: 
texascavers@texascavers.comSubject: [Texascavers] Cave critters

Porcupines are common in the caves of southeast Asia. I have seen them in Mulu 
and in Thailand, and have often seen their tracks fairly far back. Let's not 
forget that Deer cave in Mulu was called that because when Tom Harrison (Mr. 
Cool, look him up) first discovered the cave it was frequented by real Sambar 
stags.
 
Certain caves in central America are inhabited by Paca (Cuniculus paca), better 
know as Tepesquintle in Mexico or Gibnut in Belize. I have often written about 
how tasty they are. Some caves are obviously often visited since they leave 
well traveled trails deep underground, but only in certain caves. Damned if I 
know why? In such circumstances I have searched for stored food material but 
have found none. 
 
Jaguars often den in caves too, plus they hang around such places in search of 
Gibnuts!
 
Sleaze
 
 


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RE: [Texascavers] Cave critters

2008-01-07 Thread Fritz Holt
Sleaze,

Before this string dies I thought of one other mammal that frequents
caves on a somewhat regular basis but probably not much past the
daylight zones of caves with fairly large entrances. Some years ago on
one of the numerous trips which I made to a particular favorite cave we
viewed this animal. We were walking up the slope to Frio Bat Cave and
just when the large drive-in entrance came into view, the largest
Javelina that I have ever seen (and I have seen a few) came running out
of the entrance and headed down hill into the brush. I assume that it
was rooting around for insects or the occasional dead bat. 

Javelinas are my favorite critter and once while bird hunting on a large
ranch on the Rio Grande, south of Sanderson, we spooked a small heard
and as a young baby ran by I was able to grab it. I had thoughts of how
cool it would be to raise a pet Javelina but when I picked it up and
looked at its belly, the many dozens of fleas made me quickly put it
down to join its mother. While on this same ranch, Clyde Smith, the
ranch foreman, took us by horse and mule a couple of miles down a ravine
to the Rio Grande's edge. Except for the ravine, the ranch's riverfront
is bordered by cliffs maybe 500 feet high and it is desert country. The
sandy riverbank had a thick growth of cane and amongst the cane was an
adult mountain lion that had recently died with its foot in a trap.
Clyde said that during the previous seven years this was the seventh
lion that they had caught. Keep in mind that this was around 1970 and
since then there has been a greater proliferation of mountain lions and
bears in Texas. Shortly after this trip, Clyde mailed me a Sanderson
newspaper clipping with a picture of a black bear (probably from Mexico)
that had been caught in the same trap.

Fritz, the nostalgia king.

 

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From: bmorgan...@aol.com [mailto:bmorgan...@aol.com] 
Sent: Monday, January 07, 2008 4:28 PM
To: texascavers@texascavers.com
Subject: [Texascavers] Cave critters

 

Porcupines are common in the caves of southeast Asia. I have seen them
in Mulu and in Thailand, and have often seen their tracks fairly far
back. Let's not forget that Deer cave in Mulu was called that because
when Tom Harrison (Mr. Cool, look him up) first discovered the cave it
was frequented by real Sambar stags.

 

Certain caves in central America are inhabited by Paca (Cuniculus paca),
better know as Tepesquintle in Mexico or Gibnut in Belize. I have often
written about how tasty they are. Some caves are obviously often visited
since they leave well traveled trails deep underground, but only in
certain caves. Damned if I know why? In such circumstances I have
searched for stored food material but have found none. 

 

Jaguars often den in caves too, plus they hang around such places in
search of Gibnuts!

 

Sleaze

 

 





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RE: [Texascavers] Cave critters

2008-01-07 Thread Ron Ralph
Louis,

 

Again, the Texas Speleological Survey is ready and able to help you preserve
and conserve your slides and memories of your caving events. Tales of the
Peacock Caver are especially welcome.

 

Ron

 

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From: Louise Power [mailto:power_lou...@hotmail.com] 
Sent: Monday, January 07, 2008 6:04 PM
To: bmorgan...@aol.com; texascavers@texascavers.com
Subject: RE: [Texascavers] Cave critters

 

When I was still caving with the Rice Speleological Society, a bunch of us,
including Jon Everage, went caving on a ranch out of Copperas Cove. While we
were getting ready to go, the rancher asked us if we knew of a way to get
rid of a porky that was eating up his wood fenceposts. Jon told the rancher
that he'd shoot the porky if he could find him, so the rancher pointed at a
porky cave (burrow) and said He's in there.
 
Jon took a pistol and crawled down into the porky cave and in a few
minutes, we heard a loud pop. A couple of minutes later, Jon scootched out
of the burrow towing the porky along with him--an ugly beast! (the porky,
not Jon)--and Jon shaking his head. Apparently he hadn't really thought this
out--firing a pistol in the close confines of a porky burrow. Took him a few
days to get his hearing back completely.

Thus add to the legend that is Jon Everage. 
 
And, BTW, if they haven't faded out after lo these many years, I still have
slides of the whole episode.
 
  http://gfx1.hotmail.com/mail/w2/emoticons/snail.gif 

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From: bmorgan...@aol.com
List-Post: texascavers@texascavers.com
Date: Mon, 7 Jan 2008 17:27:31 -0500
To: texascavers@texascavers.com
Subject: [Texascavers] Cave critters




Porcupines are common in the caves of southeast Asia. I have seen them in
Mulu and in Thailand, and have often seen their tracks fairly far back.
Let's not forget that Deer cave in Mulu was called that because when Tom
Harrison (Mr. Cool, look him up) first discovered the cave it was frequented
by real Sambar stags.

 

Certain caves in central America are inhabited by Paca (Cuniculus paca),
better know as Tepesquintle in Mexico or Gibnut in Belize. I have often
written about how tasty they are. Some caves are obviously often visited
since they leave well traveled trails deep underground, but only in certain
caves. Damned if I know why? In such circumstances I have searched for
stored food material but have found none. 

 

Jaguars often den in caves too, plus they hang around such places in search
of Gibnuts!

 

Sleaze

 

 





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[Texascavers] cave critters

2008-01-07 Thread BMorgan994
Fritz:
 
You aren’t the only crazy man I’ve ever known to grab a javelina. On my  
second trip up the Bladen branch of the Monkey river I had the misfortune to  
have hired a bunch of worthless bums from Mango creek to serve as porters. 
Erlin  
was the worst, a 6'6 leering sneering teenage homeboy. He was the most  
accomplished thief in the village, and so was looked up to by the others. My  
standing orders are always to stay at least a mile behind me, so you can well  
imagine the opportunities for mischief. 
 
They followed the trail Arturo and I cut.  As they went through the  jungle 
they swilled the rum and ate the food they were supposed to be carrying,  some 
of it they hid under rocks to pick up on the way home. When we finally got  to 
base camp on a tributary pouring off the Maya mountains we were all so  
exhausted that we fixed a simple meal and crashed. Very early (an unheard of 
and  
suspicious circumstance with Belizeans!) I heard Erlin and the men get up to  
leave, I offered them food for the journey back but they insisted they needed  
nothing and quickly hurried off. Shortly thereafter Arturo and I discovered 
that  all the food was gone. We were Spamless! 
 
The next morning I was snoozing in my tent when I awoke to the sound of  
distant small arms fire. Suddenly Arturo appeared and urgently whispered, Missa 
 
Boose! Missa Boos! Wake up, the pigs are here!” I climbed out of my tent to  
behold an enormous boar Warrie on the river terrace just above and behind me,  
about twenty feet away. 
 
Now you must know that there are two kinds of such piggies, the Javelina,  
which the Bushwoogians call the Peccari, and the Warrie. The Peccari is a small 
 
triangular blackish creature with a whitish collar, a hideous stench, and an  
even worse disposition. The entire front half of the animal is mouth. They  
run in small herds and have small territories. The Warrie is much larger, has a 
 whitish beard, runs in herds of a hundred or more, and is nomadic. They are 
even  meaner than Peccaries and are greatly feared in folklore. It is said 
that they  gobble up hapless hunters. 
 
I blinked at the enormous boar as it looked at me with it’s little piggy  
eyes. From behind him came the sound of gunfire, Pow! Powpow! Pow! The herd was 
 
eating “Warrie cohune” nuts. The Cohune is a gigantic palm tree native to 
Belize  that is the salvation of the country. Anyone with any industry can 
build 
a  shelter with the leaves, the nuts serve wildlife, and everything about it 
is  good. The name cohune has now come to mean any palm, even the dread spine 
palm. 
 
Astrocaryum mexicanum is an elegant small understory palm about  twenty feet 
tall. The beautiful dark green leaves and every other part of the  plant are 
entirely covered with horrible needle like spines up to three inches  long, but 
far sharper than any needle. They slide into your flesh with the  greatest of 
ease then shatter like glass. Where these palms live no one ever  goes 
barefoot. Where these palms live no one ever grabs a branch to steady  himself. 
I am 
terrified of them!
 
The nuts of these palms are delicious miniature coconuts covered with the  
most horrible spines imaginable. It is impossible to even pick one up.  
Nevertheless, the huge herd of Warrie, perhaps eighty of them, were cracking  
them 
like candy! 
 
‘Turo said, “Hurry to the bend in the river and take a snap! They will  
cross there!” I prefer a leisurely breakfast so my boots weren’t even properly  
tied on, but I grabbed my camera and crossed the dry stream bed to the  
floodplain beyond. My first thought was to find a tree to climb, but everywhere 
 I 
looked there was nothing but spine palms. 
 
As predicted the herd thundered across the dry stream bed straight at me. I  
had to decide between the warries or the spine palms. It was an easy choice, I 
 just stood there! They poured around me in a great stream, oblivious to my  
presence. Arturo ran up with the gun and eagerly begged permission to shoot (I 
 had banned hunting), reminding me of our stolen food. That was an easy 
decision  too! With the boom the pigs went crazy, running in all directions and 
leaving  their little piggies behind. Where was the badass boar? Turo yelled “
grab one!  but that didn’t seem prudent. He grabbed one anyway and Mom 
attacked. 
As she  went for his ankles he booted her in the snoot so she turned and ran. 
I  petitioned for the little piggy’s life and made Arturo let him go, for his 
big  brother was laying in a pool of blood. 
 
We spent a whole day eating pig and swapping lies. Every day thereafter as  
we pushed further back into the wilderness we left the carcass over a smokey  
fire to keep the flies off. That pig was good for a three week trip!
 
Sleazeweazel



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