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HEY JUDE I LIKE THE NEW NAME. IT SAYS IT ALL. PATTI - WISCONSIN From: heyjude48...@aol.com [mailto:heyjude48...@aol.com] Sent: Wednesday, September 02, 2009 11:20 PM To: cakal...@embarqmail.com; tmic-list@eskimo.com Subject: Re: [TMIC] Digital Or, how about the TMBM ASS.? LOL, Jude In a message dated 9/1/2009 1:05:27 P.M. Eastern Daylight Time, cakal...@embarqmail.com writes: Frank - I LOVE that come back! I'll have to remember it! Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably . And never regret anything that made you smile. Prayers and thoughts for you and yours, Candy K. - Original Message - From: fr...@franksheldon.com To: Grace M. grace...@gmail.com, Laurie Zissimos lziss...@aol.com Cc: tmic-list@eskimo.com Sent: Tuesday, September 1, 2009 11:50:16 AM GMT -05:00 US/Canada Eastern Subject: Re: [TMIC] Digital Removal *Guys, I was just so happy to see that others have to use the digi-stim method. It gets real lonely out here. We gotta start a club! ;-)* You are never alone. Let's call it the TMIC- BM We'd all be Bowel members or BM. A long time ago. Some person on the playground called me a piece of sh*t, an Ass H*le. I retorted, At least I have a function, a purpose- You're just a swollen Hemorrhoid !! F _
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SIGN ME UP. I WANT TO BE ONE OF THE FIRST MEMBERS. I LIKE THE NAME. IT IS VERY APPROPRIATE. I GUESS IT PAYS TO HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR WITH TM AND I AM GLAD TO SEE EVERYONE HAS ONE. PATTI - WISCONSIN -Original Message- From: fr...@franksheldon.com [mailto:fr...@franksheldon.com] Sent: Tuesday, September 01, 2009 10:50 AM To: Grace M.; Laurie Zissimos Cc: tmic-list@eskimo.com Subject: Re: [TMIC] Digital Removal *Guys, I was just so happy to see that others have to use the digi-stim method. It gets real lonely out here. We gotta start a club! ;-)* You are never alone. Let's call it the TMIC- BM We'd all be Bowel members or BM. A long time ago. Some person on the playground called me a piece of sh*t, an Ass H*le. I retorted, At least I have a function, a purpose- You're just a swollen Hemorrhoid !! F
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*I'm joining too, Pattie. Do you think that Frank would agree to be our President?* ** *Gracie.A BM'er since 2005!*
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*I'm joining too, Pattie. Do you think that Frank would agree to be our President?* Greetings, I w2ould be honored to be President of the BMers. Thank you pH
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I GUESS FRANK WAS NOMINATED AND I SECOND IT. LET'S CONGRATULATE FRANK ON BEING VOTED OUR FIRST PRESIDENT OF THE BMers. PATTI - WISCONSIN -Original Message- From: fr...@franksheldon.com [mailto:fr...@franksheldon.com] Sent: Wednesday, September 02, 2009 2:54 PM To: Grace M.; Patricia Cooley Cc: tmic-list@eskimo.com Subject: Re: [TMIC] Digital Removal *I'm joining too, Pattie. Do you think that Frank would agree to be our President?* Greetings, I w2ould be honored to be President of the BMers. Thank you pH
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Or at the least of all: the BS'ers With Respect and Love, Jude In a message dated 9/2/2009 10:04:47 P.M. Eastern Daylight Time, patticoo...@wi.rr.com writes: I GUESS FRANK WAS NOMINATED AND I SECOND IT. LET'S CONGRATULATE FRANK ON BEING VOTED OUR FIRST PRESIDENT OF THE BMers. PATTI - WISCONSIN -Original Message- From: fr...@franksheldon.com [mailto:fr...@franksheldon.com] Sent: Wednesday, September 02, 2009 2:54 PM To: Grace M.; Patricia Cooley Cc: tmic-list@eskimo.com Subject: Re: [TMIC] Digital Removal *I'm joining too, Pattie. Do you think that Frank would agree to be our President?* Greetings, I w2ould be honored to be President of the BMers. Thank you pH
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Wouldn't you like to be a pooper too? Smile, damn it! Love, Jude In a message dated 9/2/2009 3:54:05 P.M. Eastern Daylight Time, fr...@franksheldon.com writes: *I'm joining too, Pattie. Do you think that Frank would agree to be our President?* Greetings, I w2ould be honored to be President of the BMers. Thank you pH
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Or, how about the TMBM ASS.? LOL, Jude In a message dated 9/1/2009 1:05:27 P.M. Eastern Daylight Time, cakal...@embarqmail.com writes: Frank - I LOVE that come back! I'll have to remember it! Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably . And never regret anything that made you smile. Prayers and thoughts for you and yours, Candy K. - Original Message - From: fr...@franksheldon.com To: Grace M. grace...@gmail.com, Laurie Zissimos lziss...@aol.com Cc: tmic-list@eskimo.com Sent: Tuesday, September 1, 2009 11:50:16 AM GMT -05:00 US/Canada Eastern Subject: Re: [TMIC] Digital Removal *Guys, I was just so happy to see that others have to use the digi-stim method. It gets real lonely out here. We gotta start a club! ;-)* You are never alone. Let's call it the TMIC- BM We'd all be Bowel members or BM. A long time ago. Some person on the playground called me a piece of sh*t, an Ass H*le. I retorted, At least I have a function, a purpose- You're just a swollen Hemorrhoid !! F
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For all of you that responded and those of you that just read and laughed, I feel like a real dummy! But, having said that, it is a rule with this group that ANY questions are answered to the best of our ability.Admittedly, most are more intelligent.Hopefully, will do better in the future. Thanks for all those who answered delicately! Janice
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Thanks to all who responded to my bowel question.? I appreciate all of the advice including the humor.? Besides, if we can't have any fun what's the point.? Laurie in Baltimore -Original Message- From: Janice jan...@centurytel.net To: tmic-l...@eskimo.net Sent: Tue, Sep 1, 2009 2:04 am Subject: [TMIC] Digital Removal For all of you that responded and those of you that just read and laughed, I feel like a real dummy! But, having said that, it is a rule with this group that ANY questions are answered to the best of our ability.??? Admittedly, most are more intelligent.Hopefully, will do better in the future. ? Thanks for all those who answered delicately! ? Janice
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*Guys, I was just so happy to see that others have to use the digi-stim method. It gets real lonely out here. We gotta start a club! ;-)* -Original Message- From: Janice jan...@centurytel.net To: tmic-l...@eskimo.net Sent: Tue, Sep 1, 2009 2:04 am Subject: [TMIC] Digital Removal For all of you that responded and those of you that just read and laughed, I feel like a real dummy! But, having said that, it is a rule with this group that ANY questions are answered to the best of our ability.Admittedly, most are more intelligent.Hopefully, will do better in the future. Thanks for all those who answered delicately! Janice
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Just so long as there is not a secret handshake. :-D Barbara H. http://barbarah.wordpress.com On Tue, Sep 1, 2009 at 11:19 AM, Grace M. grace...@gmail.com wrote: *Guys, I was just so happy to see that others have to use the digi-stim method. It gets real lonely out here. We gotta start a club! ;-)* -Original Message- From: Janice jan...@centurytel.net To: tmic-l...@eskimo.net Sent: Tue, Sep 1, 2009 2:04 am Subject: [TMIC] Digital Removal For all of you that responded and those of you that just read and laughed, I feel like a real dummy! But, having said that, it is a rule with this group that ANY questions are answered to the best of our ability.Admittedly, most are more intelligent.Hopefully, will do better in the future. Thanks for all those who answered delicately! Janice
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*Oh Barbara, I'm lauging so hard here that I'm in danger of having a pee accident. Secret Handshake?!?!? What a picture!* On Tue, Sep 1, 2009 at 11:22 AM, Barbara H. barbara...@gmail.com wrote: Just so long as there is not a secret handshake. :-D Barbara H. http://barbarah.wordpress.com On Tue, Sep 1, 2009 at 11:19 AM, Grace M. grace...@gmail.com wrote: *Guys, I was just so happy to see that others have to use the digi-stim method. It gets real lonely out here. We gotta start a club! ;-)* -Original Message- From: Janice jan...@centurytel.net To: tmic-l...@eskimo.net Sent: Tue, Sep 1, 2009 2:04 am Subject: [TMIC] Digital Removal For all of you that responded and those of you that just read and laughed, I feel like a real dummy! But, having said that, it is a rule with this group that ANY questions are answered to the best of our ability.Admittedly, most are more intelligent.Hopefully, will do better in the future. Thanks for all those who answered delicately! Janice
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-Original message- From: Janice jan...@centurytel.net Date: Tue, 1 Sep 2009 02:04:55 -0400 To: tmic-l...@eskimo.net Subject: [TMIC] Digital Removal For all of you that responded and those of you that just read and laughed, I feel like a real dummy! Janice, don't feel horrible. Your question was valid. I had to (The Devil made me do it) put a little spin on the answer. I'm sorry if I embarrassed you. Bowel Movement discussions are important as I believe we all have problems, and questions, from time to time. There are books (Long books) written on the subject. the major problems encountered relate to fecal dehydration, motility and peristalsis. Dehydration turns turds into rocks- not good. motility is enhanced by using bulking agents and mineral oil. And peristalsis is activated by rectal suppositories or prunes, or other OTC products like that chocolate stuff we used to mix in the chocolate icing to give that special person a special treat. So we need to drink at least a quart of water a day. Eat lots of Bulk (Veges and meds like lactulose), and prunes or the equivalent . I hope that helps, and it is true that hypnosis does help (Close your eyes and imagine the long train emerging from the dark tunnel) F
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*Guys, I was just so happy to see that others have to use the digi-stim method. It gets real lonely out here. We gotta start a club! ;-)* You are never alone. Let's call it the TMIC- BM We'd all be Bowel members or BM. A long time ago. Some person on the playground called me a piece of sh*t, an Ass H*le. I retorted, At least I have a function, a purpose- You're just a swollen Hemorrhoid !! F
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Oh no, no, no Janicethere was absolutely nothing wrong with your question. We DO talk about everything on this list and any concern is a valid one. I got silly with Frank because I've known him for about 12 yearsand know his sense of humor. I read what he wrote about the prunes and wish they would work that way for me. I can eat half a bag of dried prunes and they won't work for me.but if I warm 6 oz. of prune juice in the microwave it works in about 3 or so hours. I haven't tried stewed prunes...maybe that's the difference. As for digital removal ...when I was first paralyzed the last thing I thought about was the fact that I wasn't having a bowel movement. I was dealing with hospitals, chiropractors, doctors, and so onand wondering why I was paralyzed in the first place. Finally it dawned on me..9 days later.I spent 2-1/2 hours in the bathroom taking care of the problem myself so I wouldn't have to have a doctor do it for me. Trust meI know how you feel. Hugs, Lynn
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Now I KNOW I would have loved being your nurse Jeanne ---Original Message--- From: fr...@franksheldon.com Date: 9/1/2009 10:50:24 AM To: Grace M.; Laurie Zissimos Cc: tmic-list@eskimo.com Subject: Re: [TMIC] Digital Removal *Guys, I was just so happy to see that others have to use the digi-stim method. It gets real lonely out here. We gotta start a club! ;-)* You are never alone. Let's call it the TMIC- BM We'd all be Bowel members or BM. A long time ago. Some person on the playground called me a piece of sh*t, an Ass H*le. I retorted, At least I have a function, a purpose- You're just a swollen Hemorrhoid !! F 01.jpg01_header.gif
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*Hi Lynne, * *Stewed prunes sometimes work for me also. Whenever I am hospitalised, I usually have them twice a day. Since I'm now mobile and out and about though, I don't use them quite as often as I tend to have accidents. If I can be sure that I will not have to go out, and that no one will be stopping over, then I use them. It doesn't eliminate the need for digi-stim totally, but makes the process much easier. * *Gracie* --
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Frank - I LOVE that come back! I'll have to remember it! Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably . And never regret anything that made you smile. Prayers and thoughts for you and yours, Candy K. - Original Message - From: fr...@franksheldon.com To: Grace M. grace...@gmail.com, Laurie Zissimos lziss...@aol.com Cc: tmic-list@eskimo.com Sent: Tuesday, September 1, 2009 11:50:16 AM GMT -05:00 US/Canada Eastern Subject: Re: [TMIC] Digital Removal *Guys, I was just so happy to see that others have to use the digi-stim method. It gets real lonely out here. We gotta start a club! ;-)* You are never alone. Let's call it the TMIC- BM We'd all be Bowel members or BM. A long time ago. Some person on the playground called me a piece of sh*t, an Ass H*le. I retorted, At least I have a function, a purpose- You're just a swollen Hemorrhoid !! F
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You guys crack me up!! Debi W TM @ T4 Spastic Paraplegic ---Original Message--- From: Grace M. Date: 9/1/2009 8:33:05 AM To: Barbara H. Cc: tmic-list@eskimo.com Subject: Re: [TMIC] Digital Removal Oh Barbara, I'm lauging so hard here that I'm in danger of having a pee accident. Secret Handshake?!?!? What a picture! On Tue, Sep 1, 2009 at 11:22 AM, Barbara H. barbara...@gmail.com wrote: Just so long as there is not a secret handshake. :-D Barbara H. http://barbarah.wordpress.com On Tue, Sep 1, 2009 at 11:19 AM, Grace M. grace...@gmail.com wrote: Guys, I was just so happy to see that others have to use the digi-stim method. It gets real lonely out here. We gotta start a club! ;-) -Original Message- From: Janice jan...@centurytel.net To: tmic-l...@eskimo.net Sent: Tue, Sep 1, 2009 2:04 am Subject: [TMIC] Digital Removal For all of you that responded and those of you that just read and laughed, I feel like a real dummy! But, having said that, it is a rule with this group that ANY questions are answered to the best of our ability.Admittedly, most are more intelligent.Hopefully, will do better in the future. Thanks for all those who answered delicately! Janice Spiral_notebook.jpg
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I read what he wrote about the prunes and wish they would work that way for me. I can eat half a bag of dried prunes and they won't work for me.but if I warm 6 oz. of prune juice in the microwave it works in about 3 or so hours. I haven't tried stewed prunes...maybe that's the difference. Stewed prunes or souffle are the way to go. Dry prunes are ok but not as effective. My memory is going... I can't seem to remember to bring the recipe into the computer. F
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FRANK I JUST LOVE YOUR WAY WITH WORDS. JANE
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YOU DID IT AGAIN!! JANE-- LAUGHING OUT LOUD
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Frank - quick thinking!!! Janice - Original Message - From: fr...@franksheldon.com To: Grace M. grace...@gmail.com; Laurie Zissimos lziss...@aol.com Cc: tmic-list@eskimo.com Sent: Tuesday, September 01, 2009 10:50 AM Subject: Re: [TMIC] Digital Removal *Guys, I was just so happy to see that others have to use the digi-stim method. It gets real lonely out here. We gotta start a club! ;-)* You are never alone. Let's call it the TMIC- BM We'd all be Bowel members or BM. A long time ago. Some person on the playground called me a piece of sh*t, an Ass H*le. I retorted, At least I have a function, a purpose- You're just a swollen Hemorrhoid !! F
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Frank, you did not embarass me. It is just that you would think a 62-year old woman would put 2 + 2 together quicker, but every time I saw the word, I just couldn't figure out what it was. I blame things like that on my meds. Also, thanks for the explanation below - it does help.Problem is, my body doesn't operate that way, so don't understand all the jibe. Janice - Original Message - From: fr...@franksheldon.com To: Janice jan...@centurytel.net; tmic-l...@eskimo.net Sent: Tuesday, September 01, 2009 8:45 AM Subject: Re: [TMIC] Digital Removal -Original message- From: Janice jan...@centurytel.net Date: Tue, 1 Sep 2009 02:04:55 -0400 To: tmic-l...@eskimo.net Subject: [TMIC] Digital Removal For all of you that responded and those of you that just read and laughed, I feel like a real dummy! Janice, don't feel horrible. Your question was valid. I had to (The Devil made me do it) put a little spin on the answer. I'm sorry if I embarrassed you. Bowel Movement discussions are important as I believe we all have problems, and questions, from time to time. There are books (Long books) written on the subject. the major problems encountered relate to fecal dehydration, motility and peristalsis. Dehydration turns turds into rocks- not good. motility is enhanced by using bulking agents and mineral oil. And peristalsis is activated by rectal suppositories or prunes, or other OTC products like that chocolate stuff we used to mix in the chocolate icing to give that special person a special treat. So we need to drink at least a quart of water a day. Eat lots of Bulk (Veges and meds like lactulose), and prunes or the equivalent . I hope that helps, and it is true that hypnosis does help (Close your eyes and imagine the long train emerging from the dark tunnel) F
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Ugh!!! - Original Message - From: Grace M. To: Barbara H. Cc: tmic-list@eskimo.com Sent: Tuesday, September 01, 2009 10:32 AM Subject: Re: [TMIC] Digital Removal Oh Barbara, I'm lauging so hard here that I'm in danger of having a pee accident. Secret Handshake?!?!? What a picture! On Tue, Sep 1, 2009 at 11:22 AM, Barbara H. barbara...@gmail.com wrote: Just so long as there is not a secret handshake. :-D Barbara H. http://barbarah.wordpress.com On Tue, Sep 1, 2009 at 11:19 AM, Grace M. grace...@gmail.com wrote: Guys, I was just so happy to see that others have to use the digi-stim method. It gets real lonely out here. We gotta start a club! ;-) -Original Message- From: Janice jan...@centurytel.net To: tmic-l...@eskimo.net Sent: Tue, Sep 1, 2009 2:04 am Subject: [TMIC] Digital Removal For all of you that responded and those of you that just read and laughed, I feel like a real dummy! But, having said that, it is a rule with this group that ANY questions are answered to the best of our ability.Admittedly, most are more intelligent.Hopefully, will do better in the future. Thanks for all those who answered delicately! Janice
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You all have me laughing so hard!!! I have not had such a good laugh in years. I'll be laughing the next time I'm in trouble eh? Catherine From: Grace M. grace...@gmail.com To: Barbara H. barbara...@gmail.com Cc: tmic-list@eskimo.com Sent: Tuesday, September 1, 2009 11:32:48 AM Subject: Re: [TMIC] Digital Removal Oh Barbara, I'm lauging so hard here that I'm in danger of having a pee accident. Secret Handshake?!?!? What a picture! On Tue, Sep 1, 2009 at 11:22 AM, Barbara H. barbara...@gmail.com wrote: Just so long as there is not a secret handshake. :-D Barbara H. http://barbarah.wordpress.com/ On Tue, Sep 1, 2009 at 11:19 AM, Grace M. grace...@gmail.com wrote: Guys, I was just so happy to see that others have to use the digi-stim method. It gets real lonely out here. We gotta start a club! ;-) -Original Message- From: Janice jan...@centurytel.net To: tmic-l...@eskimo.net Sent: Tue, Sep 1, 2009 2:04 am Subject: [TMIC] Digital Removal For all of you that responded and those of you that just read and laughed, I feel like a real dummy! But, having said that, it is a rule with this group that ANY questions are answered to the best of our ability.Admittedly, most are more intelligent.Hopefully, will do better in the future. Thanks for all those who answered delicately! Janice
