Re: [Humor] I'm Not One Of Those 'Love Thy Neighbor' Christians

2008-11-20 Thread Julia Thompson
On Thu, 20 Nov 2008, William T Goodall wrote: http://www.theonion.com/content/opinion/im_not_one_of_those_love_thy Satire Maru The thing about effective satire is that it hits very *close* to the truth. Thank you for reminding me of my desire to bitch-slap people who claim to be

RE: [Humor] I'm Not One Of Those 'Love Thy Neighbor' Christians

2008-11-20 Thread Gary Nunn
Thank you for reminding me of my desire to bitch-slap people who claim to be Christians and are a lot more hung up on Leviticus than Matthew chapters 5-7. :) (Problem is, bitch-slapping is more in keeping with Leviticus than that section of Matthew.) Julia Julia, Your

RE: [Humor] I'm Not One Of Those 'Love Thy Neighbor' Christians

2008-11-20 Thread Ronn! Blankenship
At 06:07 AM Thursday 11/20/2008, Gary Nunn wrote: Thank you for reminding me of my desire to bitch-slap people who claim to be Christians and are a lot more hung up on Leviticus than Matthew chapters 5-7. :) (Problem is, bitch-slapping is more in keeping with Leviticus than that

Re: [Humor] I'm Not One Of Those 'Love Thy Neighbor' Christians

2008-11-20 Thread Dave Land
On Nov 20, 2008, at 4:07 AM, Gary Nunn wrote: ~ Who suspects the ORIGINAL version actually said: whoever bitch- slaps you on your right cheek Oh, a lot of the Bible has been mistranslated for political correctness like that. Matthew 16:23 is often rendered Get thee behind me, Satan, when