Re: The future of web development (was: Re: this sucks ass)

2001-05-25 Thread Jon Hall
I wore my RTFM shirt today in reverence to the days when nobody asked you what it meant. My first inet access was on a dial up shell to a Solaris on a full T3...what fun. The local newspaper (nando.net) gave free shell accounts to all the middle school kids. What were they thinking? I still vividl

Re: notice and such (was RE: this sucks ass)

2001-05-25 Thread Paris Lundis
Yeah the layoffs on Friday is a statistically safe bet... gives the released party a cooling period over the weekend and reduces the likelihood of an incident. I am rather pleased to see everything coming back down to earth... Glad to see the business slackers going back to their traditional c

notice and such (was RE: this sucks ass)

2001-05-25 Thread John Wilker
Here's a situation that always seems so odd to me. Company's always expect, and in their own ways demand 2 weeks notice when we quit, yet they trust us so little that they give us 5 minute notice, most of the time Monday or Friday night. We get escorted out and have to pack in a hurry. My last em

RE: this sucks ass

2001-05-25 Thread John Wilker
I agree. He'll be really hurt if he finds out you knew and didn't say anything, which he probably will since you're the admin as well, so he'll know some one had to know. Man what a crappy situation. J. John Wilker Web Applications Consultant Macromedia Certified ColdFusion Developer www.red-o

Re: this sucks ass

2001-05-25 Thread George Kaytor
Paul, I would pull your friend aside and let him know. If he is truly your friend, he will keep it quiet. I would hope that a friend of mine that fond out something so life changing woul dlet me in own it. -george >From: Paul Ihrig <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> >Reply-To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] >To: CF

RE: Extending legacy systems through Java

2001-05-25 Thread Martin Herbener
Tarantella is, I think, pretty similar to Citrix, with which I have some experience. Citrix/Tarantella can be a great solution for making an existing application available on other platforms or over a WAN. Some weaknesses of these solutions: 1) Since the app was not written for Internet use, it

The future of web development (was: Re: this sucks ass)

2001-05-25 Thread Todd Ashworth
> I keep wondering increasingly whether I got into the right field. It seemed > so perfect to be involved in the web and web development..last year. When I hopped on the 'net back in '91, there wasn't much of anything except IRC, FTP, archie, gopher, telnet, and other such stuff. The only people

Re: this sucks ass

2001-05-25 Thread Jon Hall
This is one of the reasons that I can never work at a company that make you do those stupid personality tests before a person is hired. When the questions come up about would you turn in your friend or family member if they stole some paper clips or whatever. I always put friends and family first.

RE: this sucks ass

2001-05-25 Thread Angel Stewart
Nah man..you should strongly hint to him what is up..if he's your friend..but..to do that at a BBQ is rough. :-\ I dunno..just don't let him buy anything fancy. it's really sad what's happening in the States now..after riding on such a high for the last..what..two years? I keep wondering increas

Periodic Table Additions...

2001-05-25 Thread Chris Montgomery
Two New additions to the Periodic Table of Elements Element Name: WOMANIUM Symbol: WO Atomic Weight: (don't even go there) Physical properties: Generally soft and round in form. Boils at nothing and may freeze any time. Melts when treated properly. Very bitter if not used well. Chemic

Re: Mayo anyone?

2001-05-25 Thread Jon Hall
Helms is a brand of Mayonnaise... Is Mayo popular in England? It seems like one of those American things... Do Fusebox coders eat more Mayo? jon - Original Message - From: "Braver, Ben" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: "CF-Community" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Sent: Friday, May 25, 2001 7:48 PM Subject

RE: Mayo anyone?

2001-05-25 Thread Angel Stewart
Go Helms! Go Helms! GO GO GO Helms! :) Uhh..who's Hal Helms? I like the logo though! -Gel ~~ Structure your ColdFusion code with Fusebox. Get the official book at http://www.fusionauthority.com/bkinfo.cfm

RE: Have a great Holiday weekend everyone!

2001-05-25 Thread Angel Stewart
Oooh..no...we don't have that in Trindiad. But on Wednesday we have Indian Arrival day.. Coool things..so I guess a lot of you will be out doing fun fun things for the weekend eh? Umm..what did you folks forget..btw? -Gel -Original Message- From: Braver, Ben [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]

RE: Mayo anyone?

2001-05-25 Thread Braver, Ben
Michael, Sorry for being so dense, but it's been a long week. "Mayo anyone???" Ben -Original Message- From: Michael Smith [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] Sent: Friday, May 25, 2001 4:26 PM To: CF-Community Subject: Mayo anyone? I guess Mr Helms has really arrived now... http://www.cf-tr

sonic screw driver

2001-05-25 Thread Paul Ihrig
what TV show had the sonic screw driver in it. what is the longest running continuous TV show in human history [mostly harmless] -paul ~~ Structure your ColdFusion code with Fusebox. Get the official book at http://

RE: Conan the Barbarian (WAS RE: hitch hikers guide to the galaxy :: 3 questions)

2001-05-25 Thread Paul Ihrig
http://globalia.net/donlope/zappa/letras/Joe's_Garage.html#JOE'S%20GARAGE sorry :: i am in a cruddy mood. -paul > -Original Message- > From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [SMTP:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] > Sent: Friday, May 25, 2001 7:18 PM > To: CF-Community > Subject: Re: Conan the Barbarian (WAS RE

Mayo anyone?

2001-05-25 Thread Michael Smith
I guess Mr Helms has really arrived now... http://www.cf-training.co.uk/ -- Michael Smith, TeraTech Inc VB, CF , SQL, Math programming 12221 Parklawn Dr Ste 200, Rockville MD 20852-1711 USA Voice: +1-301-881-1440 x110, 800-447-9120 Fax:301-881-3586 Web: http://www.teratech.com/sig/ Email: ma

Re: Conan the Barbarian (WAS RE: hitch hikers guide to the galaxy :: 3 questions)

2001-05-25 Thread Michael Dinowitz
I'm an evil barbarian with a wrench in my pocket. :) Now lets see who can identify that quote. > Conan = Mikey D. > > > Now there's a classic. Great movie. Bad actor, great movie. > > > Erika > ReplaceNoCase("Erica", "c", "k", "ALL") > > "One of the greatest pains to human nature is the pain of

RE: Have a great Holiday weekend everyone!

2001-05-25 Thread Braver, Ben
Gel- Are you surprised from a "no rest for the wicked" perspective, or "this isn't a Trini holiday", or "just kidding"?? In the U.S. it's Memorial Day. Many of our holidays now are on Mondays so we get 3-day weekends -- some of us lucky ones anyway. Ben -Original Message- From: Angé

RE: this sucks ass

2001-05-25 Thread Braver, Ben
Paul, bummer, sorry to hear it brings back memories of wave after wave at a place I used to work hang in there... Ben -Original Message- From: Paul Ihrig [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] Sent: Friday, May 25, 2001 2:40 PM To: CF-Community Subject: this sucks ass 3rd round of lay offs

this sucks ass

2001-05-25 Thread Paul Ihrig
3rd round of lay offs this year. this time a buddy of mine is getting nailed out of marketing. no one is supposed to know till we get back on Tuesday. for obvious reasons i know ahead of time. the fella was looking for a nice apt, because his mom is movin

RE: Have a great Holiday weekend everyone!

2001-05-25 Thread Angél Stewart
Holiday? What Holiday? Its a holiday weekend?? -Gel ~~ Structure your ColdFusion code with Fusebox. Get the official book at http://www.fusionauthority.com/bkinfo.cfm ~~ Structure your ColdFusion c

Have a great Holiday weekend everyone!

2001-05-25 Thread Kevin Gilchrist
~~ Structure your ColdFusion code with Fusebox. Get the official book at http://www.fusionauthority.com/bkinfo.cfm ~~ Structure your ColdFusion code with Fusebox. Get the official book at http://www

Re: MacGyver cookie recipe - anybody got?

2001-05-25 Thread Howie Hamlin
Here you go: (reprinted without permission) - (ejit is Irish for idiot.) In this lesson we're going to make MacGyver's Chocolate Chip Cookies. For this, make sure you have the following: * 2 frequent flier coupons * 1 cinema ticket stub * 1 stan

MacGyver cookie recipe - anybody got?

2001-05-25 Thread Braver, Ben
Hi gang, I thought I sent the MacGyver chocolate chip recipe to my son, but he says he didn't get it. He's a MacGyver fan and a cook, so thought it would be doubly appropriate. Can anybody please send me a copy? Thanks. Ben Braver Information Technology Ultramar Inc. Golden Eagle Refinery 150 S

Douglas Adams and 42...

2001-05-25 Thread Jon Hall
You know, this may be stretching it, but it just occurred to me that Douglas Adams died on May 11. 41 days after April Fools dayjust wishful thinking probably though ;-) jon ~~ Structure your ColdFusion code with Fusebox. Get the official boo

Woman sues park authority after being attacked by rogue swan.

2001-05-25 Thread Kevin Gilchrist
Doncha' love frivolous lawsuits... http://www.ireland.com/newspaper/front/2001/0525/fro3.htm ~~ Structure your ColdFusion code with Fusebox. Get the official book at http://www.fusionauthority.com/bkinfo.cfm ~~~

RE: Voyager Finale (was List Quality and Voyager finale)

2001-05-25 Thread Braver, Ben
Right -- the concept of "timelines". Want more? Go read some old Robert Heinlein... -Original Message- From: Kevin Gilchrist [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] Sent: Thursday, May 24, 2001 2:43 PM To: CF-Community Subject: RE: Voyager Finale (was List Quality and Voyager finale) Something to b

RE: List Quality and Voyager finale

2001-05-25 Thread Braver, Ben
Mikey D., That's why they don't make just black Model-T Fords! My wife and I loved it (the final episode of Voyager), and I've never watched an episode of Buffy so can't comment on that one way or the other. Ben -Original Message- From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] Se

RE: hitch hikers guide to the galaxy :: 3 questions :: 101010

2001-05-25 Thread Braver, Ben
Yes: from right to left, binary places are 1, 2, 4, 8, 16, 32 so 101010 = 32 + 8 + 2 = 42 Ben -Original Message- From: Paul Ihrig [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] Sent: Friday, May 25, 2001 8:10 AM To: CF-Community Subject: RE: hitch hikers guide to the galaxy :: 3 questions :: 101010 is 101

RE: Extending legacy systems through Java

2001-05-25 Thread Christopher P. Maher
> I think my original answer is still valid unfortunately. This answer is getting closer to what I'm asking, but still is not there. If you'll endulge me a further explanation maybe I can finally be clear in describing the sitation. Insurance Company "A" developed an insurance processing system

RE: Posts from Tony Hicks

2001-05-25 Thread Braver, Ben
Dylan, Thank you for this post, sir. At least you didn't stoop to the hypocrite's level and make a bunch of blatant insults. I didn't want to perpetuate a flame war, or bring myself down to that "person's" level, which is why I haven't responded directly to some of the insults directed at severa

RE: Good morning & HAPPY FRIDAY!!!!!....

2001-05-25 Thread Braver, Ben
didn't want to be too obvious, got a paper towel does that count, or is it too big a cop-out ? -Original Message- From: Paul Ihrig [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] Sent: Friday, May 25, 2001 5:01 AM To: CF-Community Subject: RE: Good morning & HAPPY FRIDAY! just planning this wedding.

Re: hitch hikers guide to the galaxy :: 3 questions

2001-05-25 Thread Adam Phillip Churvis
> as I'm writing this I'm doing a CF/JS app piece that > allows someone to start typing a name and have a select box right below it > fill in the remainder. What's special about it? The fact that 10,000 names > don't have to be pre-loaded into the select box. DatabaseBlocks already has this. You

Re: List Quality

2001-05-25 Thread Jennifer
They sell it in bottles at the Star Trek casino in Las Vegas. They also have an extensive drink menu at Quark's. At 12:54 AM 5/25/2001 -0400, you wrote: >Actually, I've always wondered how a Romulan Ale would taste. I guess I >was just born in the wrong century (or the wrong dimension.) > >Judi

Re: List Quality

2001-05-25 Thread Jennifer
At 06:24 PM 5/24/2001 -0500, you wrote: >Since when did being professional mean you could watch a list with nothing >to talk about? > >Or HEY maybe you guys are letting your clients and bosses know what other >time your billing them for, what is it now? 20 minutes on the hour in ratio >of this lis

Re: RE:Life Is But A Dream ( hitch hikers guide to the galaxy :: 3 questions)

2001-05-25 Thread Todd Ashworth
Yes. She was talking to John Todd - Original Message - From: "Russel Madere" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: "CF-Community" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Sent: Friday, May 25, 2001 12:36 PM Subject: RE: RE:Life Is But A Dream ( hitch hikers guide to the galaxy :: 3 questions) | Whay does that answer ma

Re: Autofill list box

2001-05-25 Thread Angél Stewart
:) Umm..so..will this little tag be available online? ^_^ -Gel -Original Message- From: Michael Dinowitz [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] Just as a disclaimer, as I'm writing this I'm doing a CF/JS app piece that allows someone to start typing a name and have a select box right below it fil

RE: hitch hikers guide to the galaxy :: 3 questions

2001-05-25 Thread Russel Madere
Correct. Since Authur wasn't a native to Earth by his heritage (and thus not part of the computer), he got the question wrong when he pulled the letters from the bag ;) Russel Madere, Jr. Senior Web Developer ICQ: 5446158

RE: RE:Life Is But A Dream ( hitch hikers guide to the galaxy :: 3 questions)

2001-05-25 Thread Russel Madere
Whay does that answer make "I have always been here." pop into my head? But this was said by Delenn, wasn't it? Russel Madere, Jr. Senior Web Developer ICQ: 5446158 http://www.TurboSquid.com Some days you eat

RE: Welcome Marc!!

2001-05-25 Thread Marc Funaro
You are evil erika. Truly. Lbbbllaahl lllbbbbbllaahTimmma -Original Message- From: Erika L. Walker [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] Sent: Friday, May 25, 2001 11:31 AM To: CF-Community Subject: RE: Welcome Marc!! -Original Message- From: Marc Funaro >>TIAHH! LOL...you watch

Re: RE:Life Is But A Dream ( hitch hikers guide to the galaxy :: 3 questions)

2001-05-25 Thread Todd Ashworth
I like the explanation given on Babylon 5. The universe itself is alive and aware and we are the universe trying to understand itself. Todd - Original Message - From: "Angél Stewart" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: "CF-Community" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Sent: Friday, May 25, 2001 11:49 AM Subject:

Re: hitch hikers guide to the galaxy :: 3 questions

2001-05-25 Thread Michael Dinowitz
True answer: They didn't. A better answer is that a Neanderthal found it by pulling letters out of a bag. Just as a disclaimer, as I'm writing this I'm doing a CF/JS app piece that allows someone to start typing a name and have a select box right below it fill in the remainder. What's special abou

Re: Conan the Barbarian (WAS RE: hitch hikers guide to the galaxy :: 3 questions)

2001-05-25 Thread Michael Dinowitz
Yep, I'm a code barbarian. Arg! > Conan = Mikey D. > > > Now there's a classic. Great movie. Bad actor, great movie. > > > Erika > ReplaceNoCase("Erica", "c", "k", "ALL") > > "One of the greatest pains to human nature is the pain of a new idea." - > Walter Bagehot >

Conan the Barbarian (WAS RE: hitch hikers guide to the galaxy :: 3 questions)

2001-05-25 Thread Erika L. Walker
Conan = Mikey D. Now there's a classic. Great movie. Bad actor, great movie. Erika ReplaceNoCase("Erica", "c", "k", "ALL") "One of the greatest pains to human nature is the pain of a new idea." - Walter Bagehot - -Original Message-

RE: hitch hikers guide to the galaxy :: 3 questions

2001-05-25 Thread Russel Madere
OK now. Here is the next question? How did Authur and Ford find the correct question to the answer? ~~ Structure your ColdFusion code with Fusebox. Get the official book at http://www.fusionauthority.com/bkinfo.cfm ~~~

RE:Life Is But A Dream ( hitch hikers guide to the galaxy :: 3 questions)

2001-05-25 Thread Angél Stewart
What do I think is the meaning of life? Well first we must define life..and that we cannot really do, because we are unable to fathom its essence, but let us hypothesise: A cat or a dog is "alive" because we say so.(Yet we make a clear distinction supporting our own superiority, that they are not

RE: hitch hikers guide to the galaxy :: 3 questions :: 101010

2001-05-25 Thread Dylan Bromby
thought i'd be more exact... read correctly from right to left, 101010 = 0 + 2^1 + 0 + 2^3 + 0 + 2^5 = 0 + 2 + 0 + 8 + 0 + 32 = 42 -Original Message- From: Dylan Bromby [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] Sent: Friday, May 25, 2001 8:23 AM To: CF-Community Subject: RE: hitch hikers guide to th

RE: hitch hikers guide to the galaxy :: 3 questions

2001-05-25 Thread Kevin Gilchrist
Hey we're all winners !!! (*puts the prozac back in the bottle*) -Original Message- From: Erika L. Walker [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] Sent: Friday, May 25, 2001 11:46 AM To: CF-Community Subject: RE: hitch hikers guide to the galaxy :: 3 questions OK. That's the problem with lists, ti

RE: hitch hikers guide to the galaxy :: 3 questions

2001-05-25 Thread Dylan Bromby
nice, conan. -Original Message- From: Michael Dinowitz [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] Sent: Friday, May 25, 2001 8:33 AM To: CF-Community Subject: Re: hitch hikers guide to the galaxy :: 3 questions Gel, do you really think the answer is 42? really?? Actually, I take back any answer I gave

RE: hitch hikers guide to the galaxy :: 3 questions

2001-05-25 Thread Erika L. Walker
OK. That's the problem with lists, timing. Timing is everything. Sorry Kevin, premature congratulations... Who wins then? Nobody? Erika ReplaceNoCase("Erica", "c", "k", "ALL") "One of the greatest pains to human nature is the pain of a new idea." - Walter Bagehot -

Re: hitch hikers guide to the galaxy :: 3 questions

2001-05-25 Thread Michael Dinowitz
Gel, do you really think the answer is 42? really?? Actually, I take back any answer I gave in the past. The real meaning of life is: "To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women!" But then again, life is what you make it and the answer has meanin

RE: hitch hikers guide to the galaxy :: 3 questions

2001-05-25 Thread Erika L. Walker
Kevin, you really are a geek! a handsome geek, but a geek nonetheless! So what does he win? A year's supply of Blueberry Muffins *** can't believe people knew the answers to these questionsprobably looked it up on the internet And I loved The Hitch Hikers Guide to the Galaxy..

RE: Welcome Marc!!

2001-05-25 Thread Erika L. Walker
-Original Message- From: Marc Funaro >>TIAHH! LOL...you watch South Park? *** hhm..doesn't that warm chewy brownie smell just double-iscious? (no Gel, I'm not actually eating, although it sure does sound good! ) Erika ReplaceNoCase("Erica", "c", "k", "ALL") "One of t

RE: hitch hikers guide to the galaxy :: 3 questions

2001-05-25 Thread Daniel Lancelot
In fact - its answer A thats wrong then - because Deep thought was built to find the answer - the earth was built to find the question :) -Original Message- From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] Sent: 25 May 2001 16:21 To: CF-Community Subject: Re: hitch hikers guide to the g

RE: hitch hikers guide to the galaxy :: 3 questions

2001-05-25 Thread Kevin Gilchrist
2A in hex. (bonus points?) (I defer Mr D. having gotten the answer first) -Original Message- From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] Sent: Friday, May 25, 2001 11:13 AM To: CF-Community Subject: Re: hitch hikers guide to the galaxy :: 3 questions Just giving an alternative an

RE: hitch hikers guide to the galaxy :: 3 questions :: 101010

2001-05-25 Thread Dylan Bromby
101010 = 2^1 + 2^3 + 2^5 = 2 + 8 + 32 = 42 yep. -Original Message- From: Paul Ihrig [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] Sent: Friday, May 25, 2001 8:10 AM To: CF-Community Subject: RE: hitch hikers guide to the galaxy :: 3 questions :: 101010 is 101010 = 42? if so Mike wins. -paul

Re: hitch hikers guide to the galaxy :: 3 questions

2001-05-25 Thread Michael Dinowitz
Well, answer B is right counting on what computer your talking about. The people who built deep thought became the mice. Deep thought is a computer. The question of "who built the computer" can then be answered as the mice or even me. Brings back that forrest gump story from a few weeks back. The

RE: hitch hikers guide to the galaxy :: 3 questions

2001-05-25 Thread Angél Stewart
C) 42 I think..that was it right? hmm? :) -Gel ~~ Structure your ColdFusion code with Fusebox. Get the official book at http://www.fusionauthority.com/bkinfo.cfm ~~ Structure your ColdFusion code

Re: hitch hikers guide to the galaxy :: 3 questions

2001-05-25 Thread Michael Dinowitz
Just giving an alternative answer. 42 sounds cryptic while 101010 shows an interesting pattern. > You can tell the real nerds.. They post the numeric answer in Binary. > > Well, I'm a nerd too. Here is the answer in Base 8: 52 > > Also, I thought the mice only contracted the construction

RE: hitch hikers guide to the galaxy :: 3 questions :: 101010

2001-05-25 Thread Paul Ihrig
is 101010 = 42? if so Mike wins. -paul ~~ Structure your ColdFusion code with Fusebox. Get the official book at http://www.fusionauthority.com/bkinfo.cfm ~~ Structure your ColdFusion code with Fusebo

RE: hitch hikers guide to the galaxy :: 3 questions

2001-05-25 Thread Daniel Lancelot
answer B is wrong - they commissioned the design - it was built by Slartibartfast (Norwegian fjords) and and the other guys from his planet (cant remember the name off hand...) -Original Message- From: Paul Ihrig [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] Sent: 25 May 2001 16:04 To: CF-Community Subject:

RE: Did you know

2001-05-25 Thread Dylan Bromby
meow -Original Message- From: Kevin Gilchrist [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] Sent: Friday, May 25, 2001 8:04 AM To: CF-Community Subject: Did you know * People in 16th-century Peking would take revenge on their enemies by placing finely chopped tiger whiskers in their food. The whisker barb

RE: hitch hikers guide to the galaxy :: 3 questions

2001-05-25 Thread Paul Ihrig
we have a winner. surprised no one said "Deep Thought" being the computer that designed the earth.. -paul -Original Message- From: Kevin Gilchrist [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] Sent: Friday, May 25, 2001 10:55 AM To: CF-Community Subject: RE: hitch hikers guide to the galaxy :: 3 questio

Did you know

2001-05-25 Thread Kevin Gilchrist
* People in 16th-century Peking would take revenge on their enemies by placing finely chopped tiger whiskers in their food. The whisker barbs would get caught in the victim's digestive tract, causing nasty sores and infections. ~~ Structure your Col

RE: hitch hikers guide to the galaxy :: 3 questions

2001-05-25 Thread Russel Madere
You can tell the real nerds.. They post the numeric answer in Binary. Well, I'm a nerd too. Here is the answer in Base 8: 52 Also, I thought the mice only contracted the construction. Russel Madere, Jr. Senior Web D

IF TV SHOWS WERE ABOUT THE NET

2001-05-25 Thread Kevin Gilchrist
Imagine the following new programmes in the autumn schedules... * "L.A. Web Design": A high-tension soap about this L. A. web design firm which has loads of meetings in expensive make-up, and occasionally wins a Web design award (generally towards the end of each show). * "SR" (Support Room): T

RE: Welcome Marc!!

2001-05-25 Thread Marc Funaro
oh GOD, you found my weakness IMMEDIATELY. You people are RUTHLESS, let me tell you! TIAHH! -Original Message- From: Erika L. Walker [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] Sent: Friday, May 25, 2001 12:20 AM To: CF-Community Subject: Welcome Marc!! >>I am officially stealing muffins from the

RE: hitch hikers guide to the galaxy :: 3 questions

2001-05-25 Thread Kevin Gilchrist
A. The Planet Earth B. The Mice/Dolphins C. 42 -Original Message- From: Paul Ihrig [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] Sent: Friday, May 25, 2001 10:28 AM To: CF-Community Subject: hitch hikers guide to the galaxy :: 3 questions A.) in the hitch hikers guide to the galaxy what w

RE: hitch hikers guide to the galaxy :: 3 questions

2001-05-25 Thread Kola Oyedeji
A.)imac? B.)Dell? C.)Getting advanced security to work? KOla ;-) -Original Message- From: Paul Ihrig [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] Sent: 25 May 2001 15:28 To: CF-Community Subject: hitch hikers guide to the galaxy :: 3 questions A.) in the hitch hikers guide to the galaxy what was the n

Re: hitch hikers guide to the galaxy :: 3 questions

2001-05-25 Thread Michael Dinowitz
> A.) in the hitch hikers guide to the galaxy > what was the name of the super computer that sole purpose was to find the > answer to life the universe & every thing? Earth > B.) who built the computer? The mice. > C.) what was the answer to "life the universe & every thing" 101010 > -paul > > ~~

hitch hikers guide to the galaxy :: 3 questions

2001-05-25 Thread Paul Ihrig
A.) in the hitch hikers guide to the galaxy what was the name of the super computer that sole purpose was to find the answer to life the universe & every thing? B.) who built the computer? C.) what was the answer to "life the universe & every thing" -paul ~~

Re: ColdFusion stoppes responding to requests - mp3

2001-05-25 Thread Michael Dinowitz
Actually, screwed is the technical term for any infinite loop that can not be stopped short of killing the entire server/program. As for the MP3, I recorded it about 2 minutes before I sent the email. > 6. To forget to set the page timeout in the ColdFusion Admin and then run > and infinite loop.

RE: List Quality and Voyager finale

2001-05-25 Thread Christopher Olive, CIO
all you fusebox ads are belong to us. chris olive, cio cresco technologies [EMAIL PROTECTED] http://www.crescotech.com -Original Message- From: Michael Dinowitz [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] Sent: Friday, May 25, 2001 8:49 AM To: CF-Community Subject: Re: List Quality and Voyager finale

RE: Good morning & HAPPY FRIDAY!!!!!....

2001-05-25 Thread Christopher Olive, CIO
working at home has its advantages. i can carry mine and not look silly. :) chris olive, cio cresco technologies [EMAIL PROTECTED] http://www.crescotech.com -Original Message- From: Erika L. Walker [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] Sent: Friday, May 25, 2001 8:12 AM To: CF-Community Subject

Quantum Computing - flaky electrons

2001-05-25 Thread Kevin Gilchrist
This'll explain how electrons can peek-a-boo. http://www.qubit.org/intros/PhysicsWorld/PhysicsWorld.html www.qubit.org is a great resource if you're interested in quantum computing... Kev ~~ Structure your ColdFusion code with Fusebox. Get the of

Re: Extending legacy systems through Java

2001-05-25 Thread Lee Surma
>I think I would try and get the data to a real database that CF (or anything >else) can work with first. I use SQL7 Data Transformation Services to transfer data from a legacy database. The database has to have an ODBC driver. -- Lee Surma Public Radio International [EMAIL PROTECTED] 612-330

For the curious and not easily shocked...

2001-05-25 Thread Wayne Putterill
This is a site which amuses me in my more childish schoolyard type moods which I though some of you may enjoy on a friday, basically its a huge collection of "naughty" swear words and slang terms, not sure how some of the slang will transfer over the Atlantic though. http://www.viz.co.uk/profanis

Re: ColdFusion stoppes responding to requests - mp3

2001-05-25 Thread Jon Hall
LOL Voul. screwed 1. To drive or tighten (a screw). 2. To fasten, tighten, or attach by or as if by means of a screw. 3. To attach (a tapped or threaded fitting or cap) by twisting into place. 4. To rotate (a part) on a threaded axis. 5. To contort (one's face). 6. To forget to set the page time

RE: Identifying Drivers....

2001-05-25 Thread Chris Montgomery
A woman after my own heart! Actually, the only things missing are a gun rack (you can borrow mine) and a horse trailer (suppose you already have one of those). Chris > -Original Message- > From: Erika L. Walker [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] > Sent: Friday, May 25, 2001 8:39 AM > > It ac

RE: Ok, Since It's Friday and Erika started this....

2001-05-25 Thread Erika L. Walker
Oh sure, make me the scapegoat... :) Erika ReplaceNoCase("Erica", "c", "k", "ALL") "One of the greatest pains to human nature is the pain of a new idea." - Walter Bagehot - -Original Message- From: Chris Montgomery [mailto:[EMAIL PR

RE: Identifying Drivers....

2001-05-25 Thread Erika L. Walker
>>--- one hand on wheel, one finger out window, cutting across all lanes of traffic: NEW JERSEY Hey! I don't drive with my hands on the wheel at all! I have a Dunkin Donuts coffee in one, my cell phone in the other and I'm driving my SUV with my knees!!! ** watch out grandma, here I come!! **

RE: Extending legacy systems through Java

2001-05-25 Thread alistair . davidson
Because my company signed up for Ironside at the bargain price of about half a million UK pounds sterling (so that's, what, about $750,000 ? ) before I joined them. It was a management decision (i.e. no techies involved). I just wondered if you had any experience of it. I can't go into any more de

Identifying Drivers....

2001-05-25 Thread Chris Montgomery
HOW TO IDENTIFY WHERE A DRIVER IS FROM --- one hand on wheel, one hand on horn: CHICAGO --- one hand on wheel, one finger out window: NEW YORK --- one hand on wheel, one finger out window, cutting across all lanes of traffic: NEW JERSEY --- one hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot

Ok, Since It's Friday and Erika started this....

2001-05-25 Thread Chris Montgomery
TOP TEN REDNECK COUNTRY SONGS OF ALL TIME 10. Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye! 9. I Sold A Car To A Guy Who Stole My Girl, But It Don't Run - So We're Even. 8. I Haven't Gone To Bed With an Ugly Woman, But I've Sure Woke Up With A Few 7. If I Had Shot You When I W

Re: napster alternative

2001-05-25 Thread Todd Ashworth
I like audiogalaxy .. they have some of the most obscure stuff www.audiogalaxy.com Todd - Original Message - From: "Dylan Bromby" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: "CF-Community" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Sent: Friday, May 25, 2001 12:44 AM Subject: napster alternative | i've tried a bunch...aim

RE: Extending legacy systems through Java

2001-05-25 Thread Erika L. Walker
Funny you should ask. "Ironside Powered products provide real-time integration with a manufacturer's or distributor's existing host order-management system, giving frequent customers access to the most current product, pricing, inventory and ordering information. Using a Web browser, the cust

RE: The HTML/OS Sage - Continued...

2001-05-25 Thread Angél Stewart
Sadly..I don't think they're gonna make it. :) BUt take the demo anyway and let us know eh? :) -Gel -Original Message- From: Erika L. Walker [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] # access is allowed /# Login1.Msg="Enter Login and Password Below." Login1.Id = "" Login1

Re: Let's talk about drugs [was:RE: Violent education]

2001-05-25 Thread George Kaytor
Jon, I figured as much. Your political leanings are awful similar to my own. I probably would be a libertarian if they had an honest chance of winning. Good to see there are more of the 'live and let live' folks out there. The problem with our philosphy is we don't fit neatly into the democra

No Subject

2001-05-25 Thread ofah_webmaster
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Re: Arms race

2001-05-25 Thread Michael Dinowitz
ory building. > collapsed, think 23 were killed. > http://dailynews.yahoo.com/h/abc/20010525/ts/jerusalem010525_weddinghall_1.h > tml > > structural failure. > > -paul > > an unofficial user friendly signature... > web developer, nbbj > work: [EMAIL PROTECTED] >

RE: Extending legacy systems through Java

2001-05-25 Thread alistair . davidson
Eri*K*a, Ever heard of a product called Ironside Powered Server? Alistair -Original Message- From: Erika L. Walker [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] Sent: 25 May 2001 12:28 To: CF-Community Subject: RE: Extending legacy systems through Java As someone who was introduced to the real programmi

The HTML/OS Sage - Continued...

2001-05-25 Thread Erika L. Walker
Remember that technology I was moaning aboutwell I had written them a letter back asking for more info... I said I would share so here is their reply as well as a code sample... ** shaking head ** these people are whacked. --

Re: List Quality and Voyager finale

2001-05-25 Thread Michael Dinowitz
There shouldn't be. I'll check it out. The ads are being generated dynamically from a DB and appended to each post. The same code also 'cleans up' previous ads. I may have altered something in the ad that causes the cleaner not to work properly. Shouldn't be to hard to find. > Hi Michael, > just

Re: The discombobulated atom (was Voyager Finale )

2001-05-25 Thread Wayne Putterill
- Original Message - From: "Angél Stewart" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: "CF-Community" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Sent: Friday, May 25, 2001 12:41 PM Subject: RE: The discombobulated atom (was Voyager Finale ) > *giggles* > It's all sh**. > It sounds barely plausible..but honestly it is all sh** th

RE: Good morning & HAPPY FRIDAY!!!!!....

2001-05-25 Thread Erika L. Walker
I have a closet full of towels. Do golf towels count? They have such handy little hooks, I can clip mine onto my briefcase when I leave later. Erika ReplaceNoCase("Erica", "c", "k", "ALL") "One of the greatest pains to human nature is the pain of a new idea." - Walter Bagehot --

Cops

2001-05-25 Thread Erika L. Walker
Yep, me again, slacking off, passing some jokes, reading some email, sipping coffee, relaxing a little in the comfort of my home office yep, total inconsiderate, irresponsible, unprofessional CF-geek that I am. Read on. A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and ha

RE: Good morning & HAPPY FRIDAY!!!!!....

2001-05-25 Thread Angél Stewart
I forgot!! :( No one reminded me! Oh puckernuts. :( -Gel -Original Message- From: Paul Ihrig [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] just planning this wedding. doing freelance to help pay for it. mindless, boring code...oh well. who brought there towels into work? -paul ~~

RE: Good morning & HAPPY FRIDAY!!!!!....

2001-05-25 Thread Paul Ihrig
just planning this wedding. doing freelance to help pay for it. mindless, boring code...oh well. who brought there towels into work? -paul an unofficial user friendly signature... web developer, nbbj work: [EMAIL PROTECTED] 614 241-3534 fax:614 485-5534 home: [EMAIL PROTECTED]

RE: napster alternative

2001-05-25 Thread Dan Phillips
www.bearshare.com is a good one too. It works with anyone using a Gnutella based client. -Original Message- From: Dylan Bromby [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] Sent: Thursday, May 24, 2001 9:44 PM To: CF-Community Subject: napster alternative i've tried a bunch...aimster is ok. but the winner

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