Yes, I'm still alive, but barely.I'm under an avalanche of deadlines and
ColdFusion applications,as well as teaching, and I can't seem to find
two minutes to talk to you guys. let alone get through my inbox
However
Here is a very important Question!!!
How many of you are going t
Buy the book!! Really, get Ben Forta's book (actually all of them) and read
them... I used to use them just for reference but when actually reading them
I learned a lot more about the types of things they test on.
THE obvious choice is the CF Certification Study Guide and take his sample
test a
went to school with a kid named Ben Turover !!
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From: Alistair Davidson [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
Sent: Tuesday, July 10, 2001 10:47 AM
To: CF-Community
Subject: RE: Silly Names (was RE: Certified)
and a friend of mine is Thumper Boddy
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Fro
"Just when I thought you yanks had cornered the market in stoopid, this little gem
occured virtually in my own backyard.
After spending a considerable time in our village pub, a couple of tourists headed
back to their accomodations several
kilometers from the town.
Along the way, their car got a
Gel! I meant puffy tacos, not idiot rapper.
Chris
> -Original Message-
> From: Angel Stewart [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
> Sent: Tuesday, July 10, 2001 6:25 PM
> To: CF-Community
> Subject: RE: make that 12 hours :(
>
>
> It's not Puffy anymore..he's now P Diddy.
>
> I think that pendi
I bet you're right. For a name like that ...
: )
> It's not Puffy anymore..he's now P Diddy.
>
> I think that pending name change is why J'Lo left him.
> ;-)
>
> -Gel
>
>
>
> -Original Message-
> From: Chris Montgomery [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
>
> How 'bout puffy?
>
> Chris
>
>
>
~
It's not Puffy anymore..he's now P Diddy.
I think that pending name change is why J'Lo left him.
;-)
-Gel
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From: Chris Montgomery [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
How 'bout puffy?
Chris
~~
Structure your ColdFusion code w
Hey-- A friend of mine was the drummer of that group!
Respectfully,
Adam Phillip Churvis
Advanced Certified ColdFusion Developer
Productivity Enhancement, Inc.
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How 'bout puffy?
Chris
> -Original Message-
> From: Braver, Ben [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
> Sent: Tuesday, July 10, 2001 6:00 PM
> To: CF-Community
> Subject: RE: make that 12 hours :(
>
>
> Chris-
> thanx, crisp or soft??
> actually, just thought of the answer myself:
> since it's an
Why English Is So Hard To Learn (author unknown)
1) The bandage was wound around the wound.
2) The farm was used to produce produce.
3) The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse.
4) We must polish the Polish furniture.
5) He could lead if he would get the l
Chris-
thanx, crisp or soft??
actually, just thought of the answer myself:
since it's an oil company, gotta be crisp :)
-Ben
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From: Chris Montgomery [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
Sent: Tuesday, July 10, 2001 3:56 PM
To: CF-Community
Subject: RE: make that 12 hours :(
Jala
Jalapeño muffins may be good, but we prefer tacos here in San Antonio. Try
feeding it a couple of those and watch it hum along. :)
Chris
> -Original Message-
> From: Braver, Ben [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
> Sent: Tuesday, July 10, 2001 10:46 AM
> me too -- but would a corporate mail ser
that might be even funnier...
-Original Message-
From: Braver, Ben [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
Sent: Tuesday, July 10, 2001 3:00 PM
To: CF-Community
Subject: RE: Screwing Pumpkins..
Gel-
gives "Jack"-O-Lantern a "hole" new meaning...
-Ben
-Original Message-
From: Angél Stewar
Gel-
gives "Jack"-O-Lantern a "hole" new meaning...
-Ben
-Original Message-
From: Angél Stewart [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
Sent: Tuesday, July 10, 2001 2:43 PM
To: CF-Community
Subject: Screwing Pumpkins..
"A 27-year-old white male resident of Wimbledon was arrested in a pumpkin
patc
"A 27-year-old white male resident of Wimbledon was arrested in a pumpkin patch on
Friday, and charged with lewd behavior,
public indecency, and public intoxication.
The suspect stated that he was driving past a pumpkin patch when he was overcome with
an insatiable desire. "You know, a
pumpkin
I don't know if any of this will be of help, but I hope so.
Several years ago, in the space of a few months -
My mother was diagnosed with a brain tumour and later died
I lost my job and my house
My girlfriend left me
I came close to being an alcoholic (due to the above)
Lots of other smaller bu
Jumping with glee, I just got my copy of Wrox ColdFusion 5.0 with my name in
it !
Look out Ben!
Free round of virtual beer for the house! (you can dip your muffins if you
like, Cantebury Ale and Bran go good together)
~~
Structure your ColdFusio
Caffrey's wasn't tested; Sierra Nevada Pale took the top Ale slot.
Milwaukee's Best came in second to last under Domestic Lagers, but
surprisingly took top honors in "Least Expensive Driveway Cleaner."
Respectfully,
Adam Phillip Churvis
Advanced Certified ColdFusion Developer
Productivity Enhanc
Of course!
But I'm sure that Caffrey's Irish Ale took the #1 spot.
I'm also sure that those wanna-be brewers from St. Louis appeared on the
list under the category of "best beer for de-thatching your lawn", in the
#2 spot behind Milwaukee's Best. (tm)
|--+---
Adam, I hear the Vortex has a pretty good beer selection...
:)
-Cameron
Cameron Childress
elliptIQ Inc.
p.770.460.7277.232
f.770.460.0963
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> -Original Message-
> From: Paris Lundis [mail
shameless plug...
be sure to check out Pubcrawler.com... help you find a good place
locally to have that beer...
[finding the future in the past, passing the future in the present]
[connecting people, places and things]
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From: "Adam Phillip Churvis" <[EMAIL PROTECTE
This month's Consumer Reports just arrived, and it's cover story is about
the best beers of all types. Surprising ratings! I have some new brands to
try!
Anyone wanna join me?
Respectfully,
Adam Phillip Churvis
Advanced Certified ColdFusion Developer
Productivity Enhancement, Inc.
Want truly
Philip-
my stuff doesn't usually "appear" as email from the list for h-o-u-r-s
but I can go to the web archive and see it within a few minutes
so I know it's getting into Mikey D's turf
but not getting back to mine
think my corp's hq mail server sits on them or something...
-Ben
-Original Mes
me too -- but would a corporate mail server in San Antonio TX eat muffins?
maybe jalapeno muffins ?
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From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
Sent: Tuesday, July 10, 2001 8:09 AM
To: CF-Community
Subject: Re: make that 12 hours :(
3 minutes from post to list.
> -Original Message-
> From: Michael Dinowitz [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
> Sent: Tuesday, July 10, 2001 11:04 AM
> To: CF-Community
> Subject: Re: NO lag!
>
>
> Well, there are some people I like and some I don't. Some people get their
> mail instantly and others get it hours later. Some
Me too.
Well, at least you'll have a chance to get away from it all. Enjoy LA and
try not to worry.
Judith
> I am here! My job ends today. I am not really sad. My boss asked me to
> work for free! Can you believe this? I had felt like he never really
> respected me and this was the last s
I am here! My job ends today. I am not really sad. My boss asked me to
work for free! Can you believe this? I had felt like he never really
respected me and this was the last straw. Work for free. GR! He
already cut my pay in half once.
Now he is away at a conference touting his wonde
"A philosophy professor stood before his class and had some
items in front of him.
When the class began, wordlessly he picked up a large empty
mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with rocks, rocks about
2" in diameter.
He then asked the students if the jar was full. They agreed
that it
Actually, I think I'm figuring it out. I'm using CF 5 and I'm using the new
connectstring attribute for which we use to specify the database
file that CF should connect to. I'm also using cachedwithin. Now, I don't
know if this is intentional, or a bug, but it looks like you can't use any
quer
*gasp* you mean you don't like little ol' me? 0<=-)
Todd
- Original Message -
From: "Michael Dinowitz" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
To: "CF-Community" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Sent: Tuesday, July 10, 2001 12:03 PM
Subject: Re: NO lag!
| Well, there are some people I like and some I don't. Some peo
I had some similar weirdness with cf 4.5 - I upgarded to the latest SP and all was
fine...
HTH,
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On-Line Data Solutions, Inc.
www.CoolFusion.com
631-737-4668 x101
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> Well, there are some people I like and some I don't. Some people get their
> mail instantly and others get it hours later. Some get none and others get
> duplicates. I'm an evil, evil person. :)
> Actually, there's a dozen and a half things that can go right and
> wrong with emails so I'll just
I KNEW IT!!! >:)
-Original Message-
From: Michael Dinowitz [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
Sent: Tuesday, July 10, 2001 9:04 AM
To: CF-Community
Subject: Re: NO lag!
Well, there are some people I like and some I don't. Some people get their
mail instantly and others get it hours later. Some
MD-
Dayenu. :)
-bb
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From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
Sent: Tuesday, July 10, 2001 9:04 AM
To: CF-Community
Subject: Re: NO lag!
Well, there are some people I like and some I don't. Some people get their
mail instantly and others get it hours later. So
Well, there are some people I like and some I don't. Some people get their
mail instantly and others get it hours later. Some get none and others get
duplicates. I'm an evil, evil person. :)
Actually, there's a dozen and a half things that can go right and wrong with
emails so I'll just take it al
Hey, what's goin' on?
I sent a post to the list and it appeared back in my inbox RIGHT AWAY!!
(Like 3 or 4 minutes.)
Huh??
-Ben
~~
Structure your ColdFusion code with Fusebox. Get the official book at
http://www.fusionauthority.com/bkinfo.cfm
Arc
Erin-
Gee, what a blatantly sexist comment.
My 18-year-old daughter came back from our trip to Hawaii with a picture of
her surrounded by 4 Chippendale-style hunks at a club, and immediately
scanned it and made it her Windows wallpaper.
My comment? "Nice picture." She said "and they even got
I know .. I was just looking for some sympathy and was trolling for a muffin
or 2 ;)
I wouldn't be at all suprised if it our mail server that's causing all of
the trouble. I just haven't had the time or the desire to take a good look
at the configuration. The tech support people all get their m
www.smalltime.com/dictator
This is really freaky - totally cool!
Philip Arnold
Director
Certified ColdFusion Developer
ASP Multimedia Limited
T: +44 (0)20 8680 1133
"Websites for the real world"
**
This email and any files tra
> 3 minutes from post to list. 12 hours to you. I think a mail server
> somewhere just doesn't like you. Got to feed it more muffins. ;)
I posted something hours ago and it still hasn't appeared
Philip Arnold
Director
Certified ColdFusion Developer
ASP Multimedia Limited
T: +44 (0)20 8680 1133
Sometimes there are problems talking to other mail servers. It's a standard
thing and the mail is held for an hour and tried again (and again and
again). 6 hours means the server just couldn't connect to you in that time.
Your message took 2 minutes to get the list though. :)
> What's up with th
3 minutes from post to list. 12 hours to you. I think a mail server
somewhere just doesn't like you. Got to feed it more muffins. ;)
> Todd
> -
> I need at least 2 muffins now
>
>
>
>
~~
Structure your ColdFusion code with Fusebox. Get the
and a friend of mine is Thumper Boddy
-Original Message-
From: Kevin Gilchrist [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
Sent: 10 July 2001 15:39
To: CF-Community
Subject: RE: Silly Names (was RE: Certified)
Fluffy Connaughton
Hmmm
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From: Timothy Dineen [mailto:[EMAIL P
Fluffy Connaughton
Hmmm
-Original Message-
From: Timothy Dineen [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
Sent: Thursday, July 05, 2001 4:13 PM
To: CF-Community
Subject: RE: Silly Names (was RE: Certified)
Buddy Bucknam ! That'd work.
Tim
Exposure.com
-Original Message-
From: Mike To
YOU CANT PROVE ANYTHING!
-Gel
;-)
*chuckles*
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From: Stephenie Hamilton [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
yeah, whatever gel.
just keep telling yourself that
~~
Stephenie
~~
Structure your ColdFusion code with Fusebox.
Of course. I'm just feeling tired and grumpy this morning.
-Original Message-
From: Stewart McGowan [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
Sent: Tuesday, July 10, 2001 9:10 AM
To: CF-Community
Subject: RE: Final Fantasy!!! : ]
you'd complain if there weren't any wouldn't you :)
-Original Mes
> yeah, all this and she isn't even REAL
> ~~ heeheeheee ~~
Philip Arnold
Director
Certified ColdFusion Developer
ASP Multimedia Limited
T: +44 (0)20 8680 1133
"Websites for the real world"
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This email and any files transmi
Yeah right! Well, try not to damage it. In fact, you probably should store
it away so as not to expose it to damaging light, or risk it being torn when
you unroll it
:)
-Original Message-
From: Angél Stewart [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
Sent: Tuesday, July 10, 2001 9:08 AM
To: CF-Commu
yeah, whatever gel.
just keep telling yourself that
~~
Stephenie
-Original Message-
From: Angél Stewart [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
Sent: Tuesday, July 10, 2001 9:08 AM
To: CF-Community
Subject: RE: Final Fantasy!!! : ]
Huh?
It's a collectible! A piece of history..a work of ar
you'd complain if there weren't any wouldn't you :)
-Original Message-
From: Greenwood, Erin E. [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
Sent: 10 July 2001 13:57
To: CF-Community
Subject: RE: Final Fantasy!!! : ]
Boys. Humph.
-Original Message-
From: Angél Stewart [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
Huh?
It's a collectible! A piece of history..a work of art..
-Gel
-Original Message-
From: Greenwood, Erin E. [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
Boys. Humph.
~~
Structure your ColdFusion code with Fusebox. Get the official book at
http://www.
yeah, all this and she isn't even REAL
~~ heeheeheee ~~
~~
Stephenie Hamilton
-Original Message-
From: Greenwood, Erin E. [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
Sent: Tuesday, July 10, 2001 8:57 AM
To: CF-Community
Subject: RE: Final Fantasy!!! : ]
Boys. Humph.
-Original Message-
From:
Boys. Humph.
-Original Message-
From: Angél Stewart [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
Sent: Tuesday, July 10, 2001 8:34 AM
To: CF-Community
Subject: RE: Final Fantasy!!! : ]
!_!
*scarambles and madly scrawls addres on papre*
oh wait...EMAIL1
Angél Stewart
Suite 1N1440
8326 NW 56th Street
Mia
!_!
*scarambles and madly scrawls addres on papre*
oh wait...EMAIL1
Angél Stewart
Suite 1N1440
8326 NW 56th Street
Miami,Florida
33166
=)
Oh boy oh boy..
THANKS!
-Gel
-Original Message-
From: Paul Ihrig [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
i have 2.
could roll one up for you & mail it.
jus
i have 2.
could roll one up for you & mail it.
just send me your work address, & i will get it from my fiances car & mail
it this afternoon.
-paul
-Original Message-
From: Angél Stewart [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
Sent: Tuesday, July 10, 2001 8:00 AM
To: CF-Community
Subject: RE: Final Fa
APRIL!
You're still around.
Hi!
*waves*
How's it going..the search for work and all that.
-Gel
May,June,July.
-Original Message-
From: April Graves [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
Thanks for pissing me off. I am no longer bored and concerned with my job
hunt.
~~
Umm..
*ahem*
*casts furtive glances around himself*
Could you...uhh..
you got a scanner?
0_0
-Gel
-Original Message-
From: Paul Ihrig [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
picked up a poster of the girlie in a bathing suit
: ]
on the back it shows how they modeled her & skinned her.
~
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