RE: geeky joke

2005-07-07 Thread Ken Ketsdever
The Microsoft Windows engineer considers both solutions and then says, "Let's restart it and see if that fixes it." >>>>>>> -Original Message- From: Gruss Gott [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Thursday, July 07, 2005 10:41 AM To: CF-Community Subject

Re: geeky joke

2005-07-07 Thread Ben Doom
Nice. --Ben Gruss Gott wrote: >>Ray wrote: >>A farmer asks an engineer, a physicist, and a mathematician to build him >>the largest possible pen out of a fixed amount of fencing. >> > > > Reminds me of the classic computer geek joke: > > An electrical engineer, mechanical engineer, and com

Re: geeky joke

2005-07-07 Thread Gruss Gott
> Ray wrote: > A farmer asks an engineer, a physicist, and a mathematician to build him > the largest possible pen out of a fixed amount of fencing. > Reminds me of the classic computer geek joke: An electrical engineer, mechanical engineer, and computer engineer are all riding in a car down a l

Re: geeky joke

2005-07-07 Thread S . Isaac Dealey
He's saying you don't really need the whole fence, just a representative portion of it to show it's placement, like you would have in a graph. :P > ok, i get the punchline (and it's amusing)... > but how can the physicist consider a finite piece of > fencing to be > infinite in length? > On

Re: geeky joke

2005-07-07 Thread Ben Doom
That was kind of how I took it. Induction of a sort. --Ben Jim Campbell wrote: > I figured it was like every physics teacher I had in college "Ok, for > the sake of arguemtn, assume there is no friction or resistance to > impede motion..." or "Now, for the purposes of this equation, this > ve

Re: geeky joke

2005-07-07 Thread Kevin Graeme
Heh, that's how I took it too. Like the ticks on a graph. We can assume the graph continues to infinity, but the relevant scope is all that matters. On 7/7/05, Jim Campbell <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > I figured it was like every physics teacher I had in college "Ok, for > the sake of arguemtn, as

Re: geeky joke

2005-07-07 Thread Jim Campbell
I figured it was like every physics teacher I had in college "Ok, for the sake of arguemtn, assume there is no friction or resistance to impede motion..." or "Now, for the purposes of this equation, this velocity can be rounded to the nearest 10" or the like. Maybe wrong, but I took it in stri

Re: geeky joke

2005-07-07 Thread Ray Champagne
That was the part of the joke that I also got hung up on. Figured it was just thrown in there, hoping no one would catch it. Charlie Griefer wrote: > ok, i get the punchline (and it's amusing)... > > but how can the physicist consider a finite piece of fencing to be > infinite in length? >

Re: geeky joke

2005-07-07 Thread Charlie Griefer
ok, i get the punchline (and it's amusing)... but how can the physicist consider a finite piece of fencing to be infinite in length? On 7/7/05, Ray Champagne <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > A farmer asks an engineer, a physicist, and a mathematician to build him > the largest possible pen out of

Re: geeky joke

2005-07-07 Thread Ben Doom
I used to tease topologists about being bisexual, since all holes are equivalent. :-) --Ben Ray Champagne wrote: > It is a rather geeky joke, but I liked it, since my background is in > math... :) ~| Stay Ahead of Hackers - D

RE: geeky joke

2005-07-07 Thread Ken Ketsdever
ne [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Thursday, July 07, 2005 8:48 AM To: CF-Community Subject: Re: geeky joke LOLthe largest animal pen one could build with those materials is one that spans the whole world. The tiny little pen that you're standing in is the "outside" of the p

Re: geeky joke

2005-07-07 Thread Larry C. Lyons
It all depends on your definition of outside. larry On 7/7/05, Tony Weeg <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > i dont get it :( > > On 7/7/05, Ray Champagne <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > A farmer asks an engineer, a physicist, and a mathematician to build him > > the largest possible pen out of a fixed

Re: geeky joke

2005-07-07 Thread Ray Champagne
LOLthe largest animal pen one could build with those materials is one that spans the whole world. The tiny little pen that you're standing in is the "outside" of the pen. It is a rather geeky joke, but I liked it, since my background is in math... :) Tony Weeg wrote: > i dont get it :( >

Re: geeky joke

2005-07-07 Thread Tony Weeg
i dont get it :( On 7/7/05, Ray Champagne <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > A farmer asks an engineer, a physicist, and a mathematician to build him > the largest possible pen out of a fixed amount of fencing. > > Without giving it a second thought, the engineer builds the farmer a > large, circular p