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2004-03-10 Thread Joy
-Caveat Lector- I am sending this again because it apparently snipped out most of the text! (Did it for you all as well?) I'm not sure why. Maybe this is a function of Eudora now, but I really don't like it! Sing to the tune of the Beverly Hillbillies theme of course: Come and listen to my st

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2003-12-30 Thread William Shannon
-Caveat Lector- Dishonest Dubya Doll (With 4 Exciting Costumes!) www.ctrl.org DECLARATION & DISCLAIMER == CTRL is a discussion & informational exchange list. Proselytizing propagandic screeds are unwelcomed. Substance—not soap-boxing—please! These are sordid matters and 'conspiracy theory

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2003-01-16 Thread Euphorian
-Caveat Lector- Holocaust Survivor Memoir Exposed as Fraud http://www.rense.com/general33/frauad.htm Institute for Historical Review 1-15-3 Note - $1,000 reward (will be paid by RePortersNoteBook.com) to the first person to prove that the essence of this essay is not accurate... A Holocaust s

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2002-06-14 Thread Euphorian
-Caveat Lector- >From http://www.newsmax.com/archives/articles/2002/6/13/90123.shtml }}}>Begin Reprinted from NewsMax.com Media Ignore Truth About National Debt Christy Heady, MoneyNews.com Thursday, June 13, 2002 Americans are up to their eyeballs in debt, and what do the media do? Accordin

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2002-01-13 Thread Edward Britton
-Caveat Lector- A journalist assigned to the Jerusalem bureau has an apartment overlooking the Western Wall. Every day when she looks out, she sees an old bearded Jewish man praying vigorously. Certain he would be a good interview subject, the journalist goes down to the Wall, and introduces hers

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2000-08-01 Thread Prudence L. Kuhn
Reply-to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] (Joke of the Day) To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] The Original Joke of the Dayhttp://www.joker.org * Getting Deeper In Debt? --- Amer

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2000-06-23 Thread Nurev Ind Research
Clinton visited Saddam Hussein Clinton visited Saddam Hussein to discuss weapons inspections in Iraq. As he sat down, he saw three buttons on Saddam's armrest. When Saddam sat down, Clinton asked, "Why are those three buttons on your armrest?" "You'll see," Saddam replied. They start

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2000-02-14 Thread Hilary A. Thomas
-Caveat Lector- http://www.ctrl.org/"> -Cui Bono?- A guy named David received a parrot for his birthday. The parrot was fully grown, with a bad attitude and worse vocabulary. Every other word was an expletive. Those that weren't expletives were, to say the least, rude. David tried hard to cha

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1999-11-24 Thread Hilary A. Thomas
-Caveat Lector- A man was getting a haircut prior to a trip to Rome. He mentioned the trip to the barber who responded, "Rome? Why would anyone want to go there? It's crowded and dirty and full of Italians. You're crazy to go to Rome. So, how are you getting there?" "We're taking TWA," was th

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1999-04-21 Thread Hilary A. Thomas
-Caveat Lector- Thanks to [EMAIL PROTECTED] (John Lee) and [EMAIL PROTECTED] for forwarding this post. (sent to USCMike1's 31,033+ readers - please repost to your own mailing lists if you want) Dear Citizens, Patriots, Veterans, et al.: This is a cute alternate story of The Creation wher

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1999-03-18 Thread Hilary A. Thomas
-Caveat Lector- "Hello, and welcome to the mental health hotline: If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6. If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what y