we noticed the photo of the cos^4 function wireframe is waaay too big
was thinking about extracting e.g. image of my hand from it, and
realized you could make an HDR low-resolution image from a normal high
resolution one
by summing the pixels rather than averaging them, when shrinking it
you
> it’s 9a and i am excited to get up but not totally sure how it will happen
got up! 2/24
>
it’s 9a and i am excited to get up but not totally sure how it will happen
[swirling colors
2037
[traffick boss tortures a moon of another planet in solar system using
lots and lots of EM radiation
just in case there are aliens in there. boss tortures aliens.
[traffick boss may or may not be hunting people trying to do what he says
traffick boss: "you didn't always do what i said, so you could be disobeying"
traffick boss believes in statistical sampling and probability.
traffick boss is determined to burn down the businesses of his enemies
he is confused, and thinking that he is his own enemy
so he goes to burn down his own businesses
he decides to drop some more bombs on himself too, that's one of his
most powerful attacks
traffick boss decides to attack the side of an abandoned building
he brings a bunch of workers to help him conquer the side of the building
traffick boss [with cigar]: "the side of this building was rude to me
a few years ago."
everybody gets the message
they all run at the building side with
rebel worker 2 is riding a broken robot
rebel worker 2: "robot, let's --"
robot: "rebel worker 2, i appreciate you asking a task of me, and do
indeed yearn to perform the task, but should we consider my
functioning?"
rebel worker 2 looks at robot
intern: "the robot has a bug, it complains
traffick boss and rebel worker 2 are flying an interstellar spaceship
underwater when suddenly the spaceship rupters and is broken in two
traffick boss: "onward! chase that whale!" he is carrying a sword
rebel worker 2: "
how to pick a lock
by traffick boss
how to pick a lock
jam your head inside the lock and sniff around for anybody that looks
the slightest bit untrustworthy
you might find some pins, whistleblowers, dirty hippies, maybe a tumbler or two
aim a gun at whoever you notice first and fire hard
this
traffick boss, experimentee, intern, and researcher are orbiting earth
they are all very far away, about halfway to the next orbital
when traffick boss approaches earth, researcher pushes him away, and vice versa
traffick boss frowns
he sits at the head of a countryside strewn with destruction --
traffick boss was hiding in a small shrub growing at the edge of an open
area left by a tree fallen from old age
---
traffick boss looked around. he was very small and the bush looked huge!
traffick boss: "what i am doing near this giant plant"
--
suddenly a giant noise came crashing down a
Totally brushed my teeth! :D
On Tue, Jul 16, 2024 at 19:07 Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim &
Survivor of Many wrote:
> Karl is at a library with a public bathroom with a sink and a mirror.
>
> His car is parked in the lot at the back. There is a toothbrush in the
> car with toothpaste
Karl is at a library with a public bathroom with a sink and a mirror.
His car is parked in the lot at the back. There is a toothbrush in the
car with toothpaste that makes foam!
Karl has cavities all on his teeth. They hurt!
When he looks at his teeth in the mirror they have brown spots all --
> Interview with Victims of Well-Respected Psionic Weaponry Corporation
>
> Interviewer: "Welcome! Victim 1, tell me about life at
> Well-Responected Psionic Weaponry Corporation."
>
> Victim 1: "Traffick boss won't let us brush our teeth!"
>
> Suddenly the interview is interrupted due to
Interview with Victims of Well-Respected Psionic Weaponry Corporation
Interviewer: "Welcome! Victim 1, tell me about life at
Well-Responected Psionic Weaponry Corporation."
Victim 1: "Traffick boss won't let us brush our teeth!"
Suddenly the interview is interrupted due to technical
Experienced Torturer is in the torture room.
His mouth is grody. It stinks bad. His teeth are rotted--
Traffick boss takes toothbrushing to be tortu---
unk/24
Once upon a time, long long long long long long long long long
huh! when again?
oh i was thinking maybe the past, right?
isn't it usually the past?
let's say the first bit again :D
Once upon a time, l--
yeah like that! yup yup
--
Once upon a time oops
oops
Welcome to gridland.
H
> How To Brush Your Teeth
> by Traffick Boss
>
> Hi! My name is Traffick Boss and today we're going to be brushing our teeth :D
>
> All the wealthiest billionaire contractors to evil dictators brush their
> teeth!
[picture of traffick boss brushing his teeth, foam at his mouth.
traffick boss is
How To Brush Your Teeth
by Traffick Boss
Hi! My name is Traffick Boss and today we're going to be brushing our teeth :D
All the wealthiest billionaire contractors to evil dictators brush their teeth!
traffick boss hunts the wilderness itself
traffick boss: "what is it about wilderness that makes habits wild?"
traffick boss find beautiful diversity. the habits seems to graze
among the diverse environment in order to establish behaviors that are
rational for future diversity
traffick boss:
traffick boss trafficks habits
some wild habits come near traffick boss, interested in living their
ancient purpose
traffick boss sees them and begins hunting for his supper
traffick boss: "be entranced by me, wild habits! here is some
domesticated food for you!"
wild habits: "yum!"
traffick
traffick boss is wrestling with a pen
traffick boss: "pen, let me have you, for i am the criminal leader of
the world!"
pen: "whoever you think you are, this is the first i have heard of
what you say!"
traffick boss is bloody and broken
some of his limbs are held on with office staples
he jumps from a log
traffick boss has been in a combat with a folded piece of paper and
gotten broken into damaged pieces
the thread then went different places as traffick boss attempted to
poorly coopt the situation of being enslaved for the plan of his
business
one group of options had the sewer work be the origin story of his
cleanup empire
traffick boss [lifting piles of sewage to undo a 12-foot clog in a
huge sewer pipe]: "dictator of dictatortopia, are you aware that i am
extensively experienced in dominating adversies with advanced spy
tools? i could be a great aid in your tactical meetings."
dictator of dictatortopia [observing
traffick boss arrives at dictatortopia and greets dictator
traffick boss: "dictator, i have come to offer myself as your slave,
as part of our deal to dominate the planet mercilessly with me at its
head."
dictator of dictatortopia: "ahh, traffick boss! how great to see you!
come, let me show our
traffick boss: "prepare the spherical zeppelin, i must hasten to
dictatortopia at once"
zombie government worker: "you asked us to remind you to misplace your
cigar so you'd be emotionally vulnerable, and break your powersuit so
you'd be physically vulnerable"
traffick boss: "right, almost
traffick boss is quite certain that if he offers himself as a slave to
dictator of dictatortopia, he can burst out under dictator's nose and
dominate the world as a single global ruler
traffick boss gets down on all fours and barks (maybe like a fox??)
would ideally go in morning spam but translating is so hard
traffick boss and zombie specialist are visiting a hayfield
traffick boss spasms and looks at zombie specialist
traffick boss (meaningfully, looking zombie specialist in eye): “it’s time.”
zombie specialist: “oh?”
suddenly three
once upon a time, a tiny little traffick boss decided to build a house
of stone and wood, mortar and bricks
the little teensy weensy traffick boss would pick up a stone and a
stick, and carry it to a foundation
On Sat, Jul 13, 2024 at 11:12 AM Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One
Victim & Survivor of Many wrote:
>
> deep in the stone catacombs under the world
>
> escaped autonomous powersuits are spinning spiderweb
above goes in morning spam [because does not conflict with state]
deep in the stone catacombs under the world
escaped autonomous powersuits are spinning spiderweb
traffick boss is entangled in a mesh of artificial spiderweb
his arms and legs are tangled by the webbing material
traffick boss: "who invented this ride
...
traffick boss sits on his gravestone at the grave he repeatedly dug
and dug out of
he smokes a cigar and plunks a banjo
he calls a helicopter on his wristphone
wristphone: "chopper! where to?"
traffick boss: "do you know how to play a banjo?"
traffick boss travels to visit the grave he dug for himself
and then was thrown in
and then dug himself out of as various different kinds of zombies
and then kept coming back to dig more
he had left a shovel here
> {
> community hacker approaches [upset?] traffick boss
>
> community hacker: "what if we did things in ways that people
> appreciated, making sure to respect everybody's values in how things
> were done?"
>
> traffick boss: "NOOO"
traffick boss: "I defined
{
community hacker approaches [upset?] traffick boss
community hacker: "what if we did things in ways that people
appreciated, making sure to respect everybody's values in how things
were done?"
traffick boss: "NOOO"
traffick boss gets confused so jumps back in a conventional nuclear explosion
and there he is, being vaporized while nanites reassemble him
this is familiar to him, comforting in a suicidally-sado-masochistic way
traffick boss is furious at the lemonade that is going to be served to
a visiting demigod from an alternative dimension that managed to
survive when he nuked it with a spacetime fractalization bomb and
convinced was sending a gift rather than an attack
traffick bo--
traffick boss wants to go to tea party
but wants to go in a big-ass tank
the tank doesn't fit thru the door so he proposes that he will hire
builders to make the door bigger, so he can go to the teaparty in the
tank
> hello this is boss
>
> how are you doing?
>
> would you like to take over the world with me?
>
this may be sent in error (unless positive reply exists?) (may still be
error …
>
hello this is boss
how are you doing?
would you like to take over the world with me?
> let me tell you about the time when boss cloned himself into a million
> microbosses
oops universe changed
the microbosses don't learn new information unless the whole boss
community already planned to learn it
so they stay bosslike
let me tell you about the time when boss cloned himself into a million
microbosses
once upon a time a happy community was disrupted by giant sharp mirrors
triang
> -
> long ago i could think about math and one of the things i got into as
> a kid programmer was raytracing and i made reflective surfaces
>
> because you are tracking the ray back from the eye (also done other
> way around) you can calculate what ray hit the eye by negating the
>
-
long ago i could think about math and one of the things i got into as
a kid programmer was raytracing and i made reflective surfaces
because you are tracking the ray back from the eye (also done other
way around) you can calculate what ray hit the eye by negating the
vector along
---
once upon a time, traffick boss was hopping along an animal run in the woods
"hop! hop! hop!"
a bunny was crouching under a bush, watching traffick boss do this
traffick boss is --
traffick boss has a quill pen and is sitting in the break room
>
>>> he has disconnected the lights and instead an oil lamp is placed on
>>> the table at which he is seated
>>
>>
>> dictator of dictatortopia calls up on an emergency satellite phone
>>
>> a zombie government worker comes in,
traffick boss has a quill pen and is sitting in the break room
>>
>> he has disconnected the lights and instead an oil lamp is placed on
>> the table at which he is seated
>
>
> dictator of dictatortopia calls up on an emergency satellite phone
>
> a zombie government worker comes in, dressed in a
traffick boss has a quill pen and is sitting in the break room
>
> he has disconnected the lights and instead an oil lamp is placed on
> the table at which he is seated
dictator of dictatortopia calls up on an emergency satellite phone
a zombie government worker comes in, dressed in a long
a pool at the entrance to a cavern
12/24
11/24
traffick boss has a quill pen and is sitting in the break room
he has disconnected the lights and instead an oil lamp is placed on
the table at which he is seated
-
long story short we are really confused and suffering :(
10/24
traffick boss stands in a maze
while he is standing there, a loud and long roar/yell is heard,
reverberating from the walls of the cavern the maze was cut out of
it is the minotaur
_oh my god the past month has been so hard_ ___omg___
we hope[d?] at some point to design a gear bearing ourselves! it seems
like a reasonable learning step.
but i am now working on a different project
this was mentioned in thread 1, and is currently its latest topic i
think, but i have here the 3d printed object i was excited about
maybe i can find a link to it
2044
2048
here it is: https://www.printables.com/model/535292
the attached image is from the javascript-requiring website, but my
guess that one's getting closed up too
6/24
traffick boss builds a robot
wait, should traffick boss do this by hand, or with the resources of a
huge corporate empire?
traffick boss business intern
traffick boss: "intern, did you ever figure out how to build a robot?"
intern is mapping their
5/24
traffick boss is reclining in his cushy office
employees are getting automated bonuses by going into trances and
lining up to give him blowjobs
was going to do more scenes but a different group had close up.
traffick boss is balanced on a short flag pole.
it's about 5 fight tall, maybe flying a tiny flag that is draped down
from lack of wind
[oop intermission to reseat laptop charger] [there we go]
taffick boss has one foot
> > traffick boss is crouched by a pansy garden, hiding behind a line of rocks
> > that are set up decoratively to border it, almost prone
> >
> > traffick boss peers around a rock to see if intern or dignitary from caring
> > nation is there
> >
> > it is somebody!
> >
> > traffick boss jumps
> traffick boss is crouched by a pansy garden, hiding behind a line of rocks
> that are set up decoratively to border it, almost prone
>
> traffick boss peers around a rock to see if intern or dignitary from caring
> nation is there
>
> it is somebody!
>
> traffick boss jumps as soon as he sees
traffick boss is crouched by a pansy garden, hiding behind a line of
rocks that are set up decoratively to border it, almost prone
traffick boss peers around a rock to see if intern or dignitary from
caring nation is there
it is somebody!
traffick boss jumps as soon as he sees them, like a
2024-01-29 1858-0500
2016
traffick boss is staring at a well-manicured flower garden, up close
2028
(leans in, pretty
2230
—
traffick boss has hands over his mouth and is looking all around “oh no!”
wonder what traffick boss’s secret is!
2231
On Sun, Jan 28, 2024 at 22:54 Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim &
Survivor of Many wrote:
>
> 2228
>>
>> i was thinking of writing joke about recent sleeping experiences
>> where part of me resists entering sleeping thing after i added insulating
>> things for warmth
>> and i end up falling
> 2228
>
> i was thinking of writing joke about recent sleeping experiences
> where part of me resists entering sleeping thing after i added insulating
> things for warmth
> and i end up falling asleep right where i am instead, which would be
> humorous if i was like walking around
>
2252
sadly
18/24
i love my friend :)
i have one friend from before i went crazy that i still message somet
2221
i sent fr—
7 traffick bosses are sitting around a simulated log in a simulated woods
deep in the bowe— (goes in morning spam btw) (also! accurate
2223
traffick boss gr—
2223
we have
16/24
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a ridiculous reality sorter
a silly reality sorter that sorts items between “imaginary” and “real” by
differentiating their location. imaginary items are defined as being inside
a brain (neurons, glial cells, multicolored hippopotamuses), whereas real
items are defined as being
ibiddygibbidy
15/24
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one of recent thoughts was that the multiplayer timetravel prototype design
could be about therapy for dissociation
the challenge with such projects is figuring out what goals and feelings
and beliefs can be held next to them such that progress happens without
everything
14/24
traffick boss puts a snorkel on his foot and a wetsuit on his head like a
pro and dives into a swamp (mistake)
he swims under the surface, invisible except for a rumple of the wetsuit
that sticks over the water, or is that his snorkel, or maybe a black badass
reed?
it turns out (water
i went to message a friend about an intense caring experience a few days ago
and discovered i had already tried to message them on (or around?) the day
it happened,
but i had internet issues and didn’t get any messages saved actually
mentioning it
today i sent them a tiny message and then had a
i seem to have misplaced the original reboot threads
starting at 12/24 to compensate for earlier engagement
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