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The kids filed into class Monday morning. They were all very
excited..
Their weekend assignment was to sell something, and then give a
talk on
salesmanship.
Little Sally led off. I sold Girl Scout
cookies and I made $30 she said
proudly. My sales approach was to appeal
to the customer's
Young people have theirs.
Now Seniors have their own texting codes:
* ATD- At the Doctor's
* BFF - Best Friends Funeral
* BTW- Bring the Wheelchair
* BYOT - Bring Your Own Teeth
* CBM- Covered by Medicare
* CUATSC- See You at the Senior Center
* DWI- Driving While Incontinent
* FWIW -
An old man walks into the barbershop for shave and a haircut, but he tells
the barber he probably can't get all of his whiskers off because
his cheeks are wrinkled from age.
The barber gets a little wooden ball from a cup on the shelf
and tells him to put it inside his cheek to spread out the
A man and a woman were sitting beside each other in the first class section
of an airplane.
The woman sneezed, took out a tissue, gently wiped her nose, then visibly
shuddered for
ten to fifteen seconds.
The man went back to his reading. A few minutes later, the woman sneezed
again, took a
Paddy and Colleen were making passionate love in Paddy's mini van when
suddenly Colleen,
being a bit on the kinky side, yells out,Oh big boy, whip me, whip me!
Paddy, not wanting to pass up this unique opportunity, obviously did not have
any whips on hand, but in a flash of
The phone rings and the lady of the house answers,
Hello.
Mrs. Sanders, please.
Speaking.
Mrs. Sanders, this is Doctor Jones at Saint Agnes Laboratory.
When your husband's doctor sent his biopsy to the lab last week, a biopsy
from
another Mr. Sanders arrived as well...
We are now uncertain
THIS IS ROGER ..
Roger Is In The Hospital . . . Who in the hell is Roger?
Well Roger is the bloke who gets home late one night and
June, his wife, says Where the hell have you been?
Roger replies I was out getting a tattoo!
A tattoo? She frowned. What kind of tattoo did you get?
I
Riddles:
1. I get stuck with a piece of meat between the buns. When I get old I get
limp. You're never
satisfied with a little head. What am I?
2. All day long, it's in and out. I discharge loads from my shaft. Both men and
women
go down on me. What am I?
3. Over 1,000 went down on me. I
An airline's passenger cabin was being served by an obviously gay flight
attendant, who seemed to be putting everyone into a good mood as he served them
food and drinks.
As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and announced
to the passengers: Captain Marvin has asked
Superman was feeling bored after a long break of crime fighting and wanted to
go out and party. He called Batman to ask if he wanted to go to a club pick
up some young girls.
Batman said Robin was ill he had to look after him. A little disappointed,
Superman SMS Spiderman to see if he
A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the
mechanic it died. After he works on it for a few minutes, it is
idling smoothly.
She says, 'What's the story?'
He replies, 'Just crap in the carburetor'
She asks, 'How often do I have to do that?'
Forgot my glasses
Yesterday my daughter asked why I didn't do something useful with my time. She
suggested I go down to the senior centre and hang out with the guys.
I did this and when I got home last night I told her that I had joined a
parachute club.
She said Are you nuts?
LOL
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Sent: Sun, May 8, 2011 5:19:25 AM
Subject: g_b Sundae
Forgot my glasses
Yesterday my daughter asked why I didn't do something useful with my time. She
A bus filled with politicians was driving through the countryside one day, on
the campaign trail.
The bus driver, caught up in the beautiful scenery,loses control and crashes
into the ditch. A farmer
living nearby hears the horrible crash and rushes out to discover the
wreckage. Finding the
LOUD SEX
A wife went in to see a therapist and said, 'I've got a big problem, doctor.
Every time we're in bed and my husband climaxes, he lets out this
ear splitting yell.'
'My dear,' the shrink said, 'that's completely natural. I don't see
what the problem is.'
'The problem is,'
Oh very good sms
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Date: Sun, 4 Jul 2010 13:18:49
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From: asfan asfa...@yahoo.com
Subject: g_b Sundae
To: gay_bombay@yahoogroups.com, gaybom...@yahoogroups.com
Date: Sunday, 4 July, 2010, 7:48 AM
Why is football played for 45
Why is football played for 45 minutes in each half, not 30 minutes or
1 hour?
Even the sports scientist and some of the senior players could not
give the right answer.
In that confusing situation one person came up with a reasonable and
brilliant answer.
He said...The reason people play
A gentle, well-brought up girl is moving to Mumbai. Before she left, her mother
gave her some advice.
Daughter, when you're in Mumbai, if you're looking for a match there, you
must remember the following requirements mother is setting for you. You must
find a man who is faithful, not a
A guy walks down to the bar and slams $20 down and asks the barman to get him a
stiff drink. The barman serves the drink and enquires about his problem. I
just found out my brother is gay, says the man.
Man, that's tough, said the bartender.
Two weeks later the same guy goes into the bar
Two gay men friends are walking through a zoo. They come across the gorillas,
and after a while they notice that the male gorilla has a massive erection.
This fascinates the gay men. One of the men just can't bear it any longer and
he reaches into the cage to touch it. The gorilla grabs him,
There was a cop on his horse waiting to cross the road when a little boy on his
new shiny bike stopped beside him. ''Nice bike,'' the cop said, ''did Santa
bring it to you?''
''Yep,'' the little boy said, ''he sure did!''
The cop looked at the bike and while handing the boy a $20 ticket he
For all the orthopods on the site:
The 70-year-old man sat down in the orthopaedic surgeon's office. You know,
Doc, he said, I've made love in more exotic cars than anyone I know. Must be
at least a thousand.
And now, I suppose, you want me to treat you for the arthritis you got from
A mother took her five-year-old son with her to the bank on a busy lunchtime.
They got behind a very fat woman wearing a business suit complete with pager.
Patiently, the little boy said loudly, Gee, she's fat!
The mother bent down and whispered in the little boys ear to be quiet.
A couple of
Once a farmer has a horse, who has a very depressing face, so the farmer puts
up an ad in local newspaper.
Anybody who makes my horse laugh, gets $10,000. The next day a man comes up
to the farm and says I can do it, just let me be alone with the horse for 5
minutes. The farmer agrees.
After
A young woman was so depressed that she decided to end her life by throwing
herself into the Arabian Sea off the Gateway of India..
She went down to the pier and was about to leap into the frigid water when a
handsome young sailor saw her tottering on the edge of the pier crying. He took
that was good
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An Amish woman and her daughter were riding in an old pen buggy one cold,
blustery January day. The daughter said to the mother, My hands are freezing
cold
A woman was trying hard to get the catsup to come out of the jar. During her struggle the phone rang so she asked her four-year old daughter to answer the phone. "It's the minister, Mommy," the child said to her mother.Then she added, "Mommy can't come to the phone to talk to you right now.
Giorgio is in this country for about 6 months. He walks to work every day and passes a shoe store. Each day he stops and looks in the window and admires a certain pair of Bocceli leather shoes. He wants those shoes so much it's all he can think about.After about 2 months he saves the $300.00
Little Johnny came down for breakfast one morning and asked his grandma, "Where's Mom and dad? " and she replied, "they're up in bed" So he started to giggle and ate his breakfast and went out to play. Then he came back in for lunch and asked his grandma "Where's Mom and dad?" and she replied
One woman says to another, Has your husband been circumcised?
Nope. He has always been a complete dick.
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A woman is learning how to golf. She has been teaching herself to play for more than three months and she is really bad. She decides to consult golf pro. When she sees the golf pro, she explains how bad she is and he tells her to go ahead and hit the ball. She does. The ball goes about 50 yards
A guy goes into a costume shop. He says, "I'm going to a costume party, and I want to go as Adam."The girl brings out a fig leaf. But he says, "Not big enough!" So she brings out a bigger one."Still not big enough!" So she brings out a HUGE fig leaf. "Still not big enough!" he proudly tells
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An 80-year-old man is having his annual check-up. The doctor asks him how he's
feeling.
I've never been better, he replies. I've got an eighteen year old bride
who's pregnant with my child! What do you think about that?
The doctor considers this for a moment, then says, Well, let me tell you a
Good one!
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There was a Great Dog Convention.
They come from near and far.
Some came on bicycles,
and some came in cars.
Y'know, before they could enter,
or even take a look,
they had to take their asshole off,
and hang it on a hook.
But before they even got seated,
(every mother, pup, and sire),
An old
A woman goes to her boyfriends parents house for dinner. This is to be her
first time meeting the family and she very nervous. They all sit down and begin
eating a fine meal. The woman is beginning to feel a little discomfort, thanks
to her nervousness and the broccoli casserole.
The gas
On the evening of the Royal wedding, Camilla was becoming
somewhat uncomfortable in her regal attire. Unfortunately, the shoes she had worn that day were a bit too small and, by the time the festivities were over, her feet were in agony.
When Camilla and Charles withdrew to their bridal
Doc, says Arthur, I want to be castrated.
What on earth for? asks the doctor in amazement.
It's something I've been thinking about for a long time and I want to have it
done, replies Arthur.
But have you thought it through properly? asks the doctor.
It's a very serious operation and once it's
A young boy had just gotten his driving permit. He asked his father, who was a
rabbi, if they could discuss his use of the family car. His father took him
into his study and said: I'll make a deal with you. You bring your grades up,
study your Talmud a little, get your hair cut and then we'll
Three priests were in a train station on their way home to Pittsburgh.
Behind the ticket counter was a very sexy, shapely, well endowed woman
wearing a very tight sweater. She made the three priests very nervous,
so they drew straws to determine who would get the tickets.
The first
This is the message that the Pacific Palisades High School California) Staff voted
unanimously to record on their school telephone answering machine. This came about
because they implemented a policy
requiring students and parents to be responsible for their children's absences and
missing
PLAYING THE GAME OF INDOOR GOLF IN A PROPER MANNER
1.Each player shall furnish his own equipment - normally, one club and two balls.
2. The owner of the hole must approve to play on a course.
3. Unlike outdoor golf, the object is to get the club into the hole and keep the balls
out.
4. For
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