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A language instructor was explaining to her class that in French,
nouns, unlike their English counterparts, are grammatically designated as
masculine or feminine. House, in French, is feminine--la
maison. Pencil, in French, is masculine--le
crayon. One puzzled student asked, What gender is
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Top Ten He Said She Said jokes
10) He said ... I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got
nothing to put in it. She said
.. You wear pants, don't you?
9) She said ... What do you mean by coming home half
drunk? He said ... It's not my fault ... I ran out of
money.
8) He said ... Since
A guy dies and wakes up to find he is in hell.He's
really depressed as he stands in the processing line waiting to talk toan
admittance counsellor. He thinks to himself, "I know I lead a wild life,but
I wasn't that bad. I never thought it would come to this." Looking up hesees
that it is his
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Any body suspended
in space will remain in space until made aware of its situation.
Daffy Duck steps off a cliff, expecting further pastureland. He loiters in mid
air, soliloquizing flippantly, until he chances to look down. At this point,
the familiar principle of 32 feet per second per
Çà øåôà ;-)
_
"Øåôúò íå ôëèðòóâà - òîé îáó÷àâà êàäðèòå" _
Íà íîâ íà÷àëíèê è íà ìàëêî ïðàñå íå ñå ðàäâàé, çàùîòî íå çíàåø
êàêâà ñâèíÿ ùå èçëåçå îò òÿõ. _
Íà÷àëíèê å ÷îâåê, êîéòî å ïîäðàíèë, êîãàòî âèå ñòå çàêúñíåëè, è
çàêúñíÿâà, êîãàòî âèå ñòå ïîäðàíèëè. _
Êàçàõ íà íà÷àëíèêà, ÷å ñúì ñå
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DISCONNECT THE LINE AND CALL ME BACK TILL I GIVE
YOU THE CODEWORD.
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Sirmaniaci,
molq dyrpajte ot moq disk za da ne umira
i-net-a,
(ako i da umre workstation-a mi
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A woman takes a lover during the day while her husband is at work.
Her
9 year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and hides in the
bedroom closet to watch. The woman's husband also comes home. She
puts
her lover in the closet, not realizing that the little boy is in
there
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Ранна есен. Хлапетата са наизвадили велосипедите и
карат навсякъде, без да се съобразяват с пътя. На кръстовището - червен
светофар. Последна стои "Нива". Отдолу се задава на своя двуколесен педален
кон дете на около 7 години. Малчугана отворил уста от въсторг,
очите опулил, с две думи,
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В третий раз проводился опрос среди женщин "какой
механический возбуди- тель является самым
эфективным". Как и в прошлом году, с большим
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ARCHITECT: Defines someone who was neither
macho enough to become an engineer nor gay enough to become a
designer.BANKER: Someone who lends you his umbrella
when the sun is shining and takes it back when it starts to
rain.BOY SCOUT: A child dressed like an asshole under
the leadership of
The American and the Japanese corporate offices for a
large multi-nationalcorporation decided to engage in a competitive boat
race. Both teamspracticed hard and long to reach their peak
performance.On the big day they felt ready. The Japanese team won by a
mile. Afterward,the American team
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/**/
// Vladimir Popov - Senior Software
Engineer
// Sirma AI Ltd. - Artificial Intelligence Labs.
// 38A, Christo Botev Blvd, 1000 Sofia, Bulgaria.
// tel: (+ 359 2)
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B]
tova po-dolu e savsem istinska diskusia, razrazila se
v internal-postata na edna solidna IT firma, sled postvaneto na vitz-a v
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12 причини да обичаме СССР
вместо САЩ
. Заради фирма ГАЗПРОМ.
5. Заради фирма НЕФТПРОМ.
6. Заради фирма ЯДРЕНОГОРИВОЗААЕЦКОЗЛУДУЙИНАЧЕКАКЩЕИЗКАРАМЕЗИМАТАПРОМ (тук не
съм много сигурен в съкращението).
7. Менделеев пръв е открил, че таблицата на химичните елементи трябва да се
казва
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, êàê èíà÷å äà âèäÿ öèôðèòå íà êàíòàð÷åòî
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W tozi text se citira 1 kitajska
enciklopedia w koqto pi6e 4e zivotnite se razdelqt na: a/ prinadleza6ti na
imperatora b/ balsamirani v/ opitomeni g/ prasenca sukal4eta d/ sireni e/
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For many years molecular biologists have been
mystified by the fact thatverylittle of an organism's DNA seems to serve
any useful function.
I have solved the mystery.
The reason why only 30% of human DNA performs any
useful function is thattherest of it is comments.
Once we decode a
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oburnete vnimanie na tretata replika otzad napred -
kak lesno e da se nauchim da programirame
to verno bulgarche, t.e. umno, ma cha pa
tolkova..
programistite mojem da si hodim veche
=)
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suggest you go
elsewhere.
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Âúïðîñ êúì ðàäèî Åðåâàí:
- Êîãà åäèí ñëåïåö ìîæå äà ïîëó÷è êëàóñòðîôîáèÿ?
Îòãîâîð:
- Êîãàòî ìó ñëîæèòå áàñòóíà â êîôà.
Ïîïèòàëè Ðàäèî Åðåâàí:
- Êàêâà å ðàçëèêàòà ìåæäó äèðåêòîðà è ìúæà?
- Äèðåêòîðúò çíàå êîé ìó å çàìåñòíèê, à ìúæúò íå.
 ñàìîëåòà. Ñòþàðäåñà êàçâà:
- Ìîëÿ, âñè÷êè
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"Сложность и низкая эффективность работы маленькой
интерфейсной системки оттеснила на второй план приложения, взаимодействие между
которыми она должна была обеспечить Фактически она заменяла одну
девочку-операционистку. Это если не учитывать, что девочка обладает гораздо
большей
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Replika na Borkata ot razgovora mi snego na
obiad, dnes, v 4-kata:
- Stefcho, kak vyrvi 3D-to,
izfukai se neshto ...Shtoto nie ako vzemem da se fukame s Vulkan-a i ...
hop - Gorna Bania ia niama ...
Best Wishes
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Àêî õîðàòà, êîèòî êàðàõà àâòîìîáèëè áÿõà êàòî òåçè, êîèòî ðàáîòÿò íà êîìïþòðè (ðàçãîâîð ïî òåëåôîíà ìåæäó Øîôüîðà (Ø) è Òåõíèêà)Ò: Òåõíè÷åñêà ïîääðúæêà. Ñ êàêâî ìîæåì äà âè ïîìîãíåì?Ø: Ú... Êîëàòà íå
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Îòâîðèë ÿ, à
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îñâîáîäèë
Ïîìèñëèë íåãúðúò è êàçàë:
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