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Oshte:
Ricar na Pechalnia Obraz (Don Kihot) - Babait Kahyr Surat
balet Lebedowo ezero - seir badjak Jurdechka gjol
Velikata Frenska Revoliucia - Gran France Pataklama
turist - bair budala
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×àÂÎ (FAQ) - îòâåòû íà ×àñòî Çàäàâàåìûå Âîïðîñû
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×àÂÎ (FAQ) - îòâåòû íà ×àñòî Çàäàâàåìûå Âîïðîñû
×àÂÎ (FAQ) - Fuck :-
Chavo
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The Army Officers
Aptitude Test
You are a Lieutenant. You have a Sergeant, two Privates, two 9' poles, an 11'
pole, three 6' lengths of rope, a post hole digger, and a U.S. flag.
In 30 seconds or less, tell me how you will erect a 14 1/2' flagpole.
The correct answer is: Sergeant, get
ÌÚÆÊÈ ØÎÂÈÍÈÇÚÌ ÂÚÏÐÎÑ:Êàêâî å äúëãî 15 ñàíòèìåòðà è
ïåò ñàíòèìåòðà øèðîêî èïîäëóäÿâà æåíèòå? ÎÒÃÎÂÎÐ: Áàíêíîòèòå.
ÂÚÏÐÎÑ: Êàêâà å ðàçëèêàòà ìåæäó ðàáîòàòà âè è æåíà âè? ÎÒÃÎÂÎÐ:
Ðàáîòàòà íå ÿ õàðåñâàõ îòñàìîòî íà÷àëî. ÂÚÏÐÎÑ: Çàùî âñè÷êè æåíè ñå
îïèòâàò äà ïîäîáðÿò âúíøíîñòòà ñè, íîìíîãî
http://mm.hit.bg/interactive
Gravity Co. - Away
( tiq sa mi deto se wika pochti ot moita banda )
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Edin
rabotesht kod :-))) Avtoryt ima ochevdino interesen stil, makar da se nabiva na
ochi lipsata na komentari...
#include stdio.h
#include stdlib.h
#define m(x)(x0?-1:!!x)
#define g tj()-J
#define a(x)(x0?-x:x)
#define h(x)((x)=K?x:N-(x))
#define f
www.sirma.bg/jokes/hyundai.mpe
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Tihomir Tarnavski
To: Jokes
Sent: Wednesday, January 30, 2002
15:10
Subject: [JOKES] ...
\\tihot\temp\hyundai.mpe
http://www.himmelhunden.dk/cv.htm
http://www.microsoft.com[EMAIL PROTECTED]/nyheter/feb01/Q209354%20-%20HOWTO.htm
==Boyan
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Let men be anxiousPLEASE READ THE FOLLOWING
SIX STATEMENTS ANDTHEAMAZING CONCLUSION TO WHICH THEY
LEAD:1. The sport of choice for the urban poor
isBASKETBALL.2. The sport of choice for maintenance
levelemployeesis BOWLING.3. The sport of choice for
front-line workersisFOOTBALL.4. The sport
.
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Êàê
ñå íàðè÷àò àñïèðàíòêè ïðåç ïúðâàòà ãîäèíà:
àñïèðàíò-òóòêè..
À ïðåç âòîðàòà :
àñïèðàíò-åñè...
à
ïðåç òðåòàòà:
àñïèðàíò -èè
Чайник - начинаещ потребител, ненастъпил още мотиката и затова уверен, че
мотики не съществуват.
Леймър - потребител, редовно настъпващ мотиките, но продължаващ да вярва,
че мотики не съществуват.
Тесен специалист - потребител, овладял до съвършенство настъпването на
едни и
Децата на един италианец и един евреин били
много добри приятели, и били родени на една и съща дата. Италианецът бил
търговец на оръжия, а евреинът бил златар. На 15 рожден ден на децата,
италианецът подарява на сина си 22 Baretta , а евреина подарява часовник
Rolex на сина си. На
http://www.satirewire.com/news/jan02/patchsoft.shtml
Edna majka e s 21 godini po-starta ot deteto si.
Sled 6 godini deteto shte byde 5 pyti po-malko ot majka si.
Vypros: Kyde e bashtata?
...there is a
river of birds in migration - a nation of women with
wings...
Title: Message
Mladeji, ne e istina dokyde moje da stigne kretenijata
!
Nekvi
idioti ot MS sa napravili programka, deto stoi v task-bara i ako akciite na MS
rastat se usmihva, inache stoi namryshtena .
A edni
drugi "pacienti" napisali debugger extension (!!), koito
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óÒÅÝÁÔ ÓÅ Ä×ÁÍÁ ÐÒÏÇÒÁÍÉÓÔÉ. åÄÉÎÉÑ ÍÎÏÇÏ ÕÎÉÌ É
ÎÅÝÁÓÔÅÎ. äÒÕÇÉÑ ÇÏ ÐÉÔÁ:
- ëÁË×Ï ÔÉ Å ÂÅ ËÏÌÅÇÁ?
- áÍÉ ×ÞÅÒÁ ÓÅ ÏÐÉÔÁÈ ÄÁ ÏÔ×ÏÒÑ ÓÅÓÉÑ Ó ÇÁÄÖÅÔÏ,
ÞÁËÁÈ, ÞÁËÁÈ ÁÕÔÏÒÉÚÁÃÉÑ ÁÍÁ ÎÉÝÏ ÎÅ ÓÔÁÎÁ ...
- áÂÅ, ËÁËÔÏ ÍÉ ÇÏ×ÏÒÉÛ - ÍÁÊ ÔÉ Å ÉÚÔÅËßÌ
ÁËÁÕÎÔÁ.
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An IT guy was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and
said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess". He bent over,
picked up the frog and put it in his pocket. The frog spoke up again and
said,"If you kiss me and turn me back into
Tova e kutiika za vlajni kyrpichki za
ochila.
Obyrnete vnimanie na nadpisite ot liavata strana
:)
Best
wishes!
S.
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Boyan Konstantinov[EMAIL PROTECTED]--
Oh, the wind, it is a song that harbours through
the winterOh, the sail, it is a door that bids the song to enterAnd let
us sail the
mim
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...there is a
river of birds in migration - a nation of women with
wings...
--Libana--
ëÏÇÁÔÏ ÂÑÈ × ÐßÒ×É ËÕÒÓ ÎÁ ÉÎÓÔÉÔÕÔÁ, ×ÓÉÞËÏ, ËÏÅÔÏ ÍÉ ÓÅ ÉÓËÁÛÅ - ÄÁ ÉÍÁÍ
ÇÁÄÖÅ Ó ÇÏÌÅÍÉ ÃÉÃÉ. óËÏÒÏ ÎÁÍÅÒÉÈ ÔÁËÁ×Á. ôÑ, ÏÂÁÞÅ, ÂÅÛÅ ÁÂÓÏÌÀÔÎÏ
ÂÅÚÞÕ×ÓÔ×ÅÎÁ, Á ÁÚ ÉÚÇÁÒÑÈ ÏÔ ÓÔÒÁÓÔ. ôÏÇÁ×Á ÒÁÚÂÒÁÈ, ÞÅ ÍÉ ÔÒÑÂ×Á ÇÁÄÖÅ, ËÏÅÔÏ
ÄÁ Å ÓÔÒÁÓÔÎÏ.
îÁËÒÁÑ ÎÁÍÅÒÉÈ ÔÁËÁ×Á. ôÑ ÐßË ÂÅÛÅ ÍÎÏÇÏ ÎÅÒ×ÎÁ. ôÕ
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The Leaders of the world are asking for your support to combat
terrorism and to demonstrate against the Taliban this Friday at 15:00 hours.
It is a well-known fact that the Taliban are against alcohol consumption and
think it is sinful to look at a naked
woman.
Therefore, at 15:00 this
za spravka: http://www.post.bg
i http://www.post.bg/weather/
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I see, you're not
working !!!
YE's law of bandwidth: the 5 KB "Skip Intro" GIF always loads AFTER the 500
KB intro Flash.
otwarisi word-a i napishi
=rand(200,99)
i natisni enter
333: znam, vidqh go sled tova, i vse pak e dobre da ne gr#mne chak taka ;-)
- Original Message -
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Sent: Wednesday, January 16, 2002 9:40 AM
Subject: Re: [JOKES] Re: 330 Java Programming tips
332nd tip : url
.
-Original Message-
From: Milena [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
Sent: Wednesday, January 16, 2002
9:33 AM
To: jokes
Subject: [JOKES] engl
- how do you do?
- all right
prevod:
- kak go pravish?
- vinagi s diasnata
mim
http://www.adequacy.org/?op=displaystory;sid=2001/12/2/42056/2147
Ili "oshte za amerikanskata prostotiq"
:-)
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The 331st tip : Watch out for such things on a production environment :-)
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mim
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The student replies, Ghost?!? I thought you said 'goats'.
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Íîâà Ãîäèíà. Äÿäî Ìðàç ðàçäàâà ïîäàðúöè. Êîôòè ãðàôèê, áúðçà êàòî ëóä, íÿìà
âðåìå...
Âëèçà ïðåç êîìèíà â ïîðåäíàòà êúùà è êàêâî äà âèäè - íà ëåãëîòî ñïè ãîëà
ìàäàìà.
Äÿäî Ìðàç ìèñëè:
- Äà ñå âúçïîëçâàì ëè èëè äà íå ñå âúçïîëçâàì? Àêî ñå âúçïîëçâàì - îòèäå ìè
ãðàôèêà.
Àêî íå ñå âúçïîëçâàì -
\\tihot\temp\AntiStres.exe
Flash e.
Po trotroara edin sreshtu drug varviat dvama maje.
Dvamata kucat i dvamata provlachvat po zemiata desnia si krak.
Izravniavajki se edin s drug parviat s razbirashta usmivka kazva na
vtoria, sochejki kraka si: - Afganistan, 1982 god. Drugiat sochi s palec
zad garba si i otgovaria: -
Edin grozen, tap, gnusen zmej hvanal amerikaneca ,
francuzina i balgarina i im kazal: - Iskam vseki da me vpechatli s
neshto za koeto ne sam chuval, inache shte go iziam. Amerikanecat kazal:
- SASht-statuiata na svobodata, Las Vegas, WTC/togava oshte go imalo/.
Zmeiat izsaskal zlobno: - Men
http://free.bol.bg/simeonsk/
http://www.segabg.com/05012002/p0060002.asp
Orkestyr sviri v populiarno shou. Mislite na
muzikantite: Solo kitaristyt: "A sega! Sega e momentyt da izsviria
svoeto veliko solo. To shte byde nai-velikoto v istoriiata na muzikata!!!"
Klavishnite: "Gospodi! Kak go izsvirih tova. Kak legnah na temata, kolko
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Ïîïèòàëè ðàäèî Åðåâàí:- Ïî êàêâî ÷îâåêà ïðèëè÷à íà êîìïþòúðà?-
Ñúùî êàòî êîìïþòúðà íà ìëàäè ãîäèíè ÷îâåê èìà äîñòàòú÷íî õàðäóåð è ìàëêî
ñîôòóåð, íà ñòàðèíè ñîôòóåðà åâ èçîáèëèå, íî âñå íå äîñòèãà
õàðäóåðà.
Ïîïèòàëè Ðàäèî Åðåâàí:- Êàêâà å ðàçëèêàòà ìåæäó
ÍÐÁ è ÐÁ?- Ñúùàòà, êàòî òàçè ìåæäó
×àïàåâ ñå ïîêàçà íà òåðàñàòà, âãëåäà ñå â çåçäíîòî íåáå è ñå
ïðîâèêíà:- Êàêâà êðàñîòà!- Ìàéêàòà, ìàéêàòà, ìàéêàòà... - îòãîâîðè åõîòî
ïî íàâèê.
http://www.iarchitect.com/mshame.htm
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A LITTLE-KNOWN CHRISTMAS
FACT One particular Christmas season a long time ago, Santa was
gettingready for his annual trip ... but there were problems everywhere.
Fourof his elves got sick, and the trainee elves did not produce the
toysas fast as the regular ones so Santa was beginning to
http://ya.ru/yandsearch?text=%E3%E5%EC%EE%F0%F0%EE%E9
Vijte kakvo izliza s nomer 9 i nadpis za sadarjanieto na saita - Palno
saotvetstvie na temata. :-)
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http://www.handylogos.at/user_pic/084.jpg
http://home.kscable.com/michaelmiller/your_c.htm
http://www.inet.bg/culture/movies.html#åëóëìõúé÷îïbrðòïæåóéñ%20âìïîäéîëá
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âÉÑÔ ×ÓÅËÉ ÄÅÓÅÔÉ ËÏÍÐÀÔßÒ
÷ÓÅËÉ ÄÅÓÅÔÉ ËÏÍÐÀÔßÒ × Ó×ÅÔÁ Å ÐÏÄÌÏÖÅÎ
ÐÏÓÔÏÑÎÎÏ ÎÁ ÎÁÓÉÌÉÅ, Ô×ßÒÄÉ ÒÕÓËÉÑÔ ÓÁÊÔ
òâî. åÌÅËÔÒÏÎÎÉÔÅ ÍÁÛÉÎÉ "ÑÄÑÌÉ ÂÏÊ" ×
ÐÒÉÓÔßÐ ÎÁ ÇÎÑ× ÉÌÉ ÏÔÞÁÑÎÉÅ ÎÁ
ÓÏÂÓÔ×ÅÎÉÃÉÔÅ ÉÍ.
Поручик Ржевский электронной эпохи:
- Поручик, вы куда?
- На е-бал.
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Phaethon (ICQ#8853846) Wrote:
War is God's way of teaching Americans geography. -Ambrose Bierce
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Software developers drinking song99 little bugs
in the code,99 bugs in the code.Fix one bug, compile it again,101
little bugs in the code.101 bugs in the code
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Ami reshih i az da se vklucha v tazi ochevidno vseobnshta maniq:
K.O.K.O. = Kbytes Of Knowledge Online
Ama da ne vzemete da go priemete naseriozno, ei :))
Koko
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Boyan Konstantinov[EMAIL PROTECTED]_Much
Madness is divinest SenseTo a discerning EyeMuch Sense--the starkest
Madness.
-Emily Dickinson
kakvo da go pravish - prokurorska mu rabota :
-Original Message-From:
[EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]On
Behalf Of Atanas KiryakovSent: Saturday, December 08, 2001
10:33 AMTo: Jokes; Marin DimitrovSubject: [JOKES] RE:
Info za Dqdo Koleda-ta na Vozda
Marine
AMTo: Atanas Kiryakov; Jokes; Marin DimitrovSubject: RE:
[JOKES] RE: Info za Dqdo Koleda-ta na Vozda
Naso,
Ne
che ste mu stavam advokat na Marin, ama chovekaima vid nasvesten i
si struva daizlqza v negovazashtita.
Tapo syshtestvo: Nie spobelelite kosi
maimnogo-mnogo ne
Marine,
pyrvo,
tova bi bilo detsko parti
predpolagam, che taka mi se struva poradi belite mi kosi, no ... ne moga
da ne spodelja tova si vijdane ;-)
vtoro,
nadjavam se ne si zabravil, che v OntoText vytreshnija pravilnik zabranjava
zadjavanija, zakachki i drug vid intimni kontakti s
char chPeopleReallyShouldStartUsingSTLStrings[1024];
TCPoint GetLocation(TDateTime dtToday); //where do you want to go today?
ERROR("What a mess")
ASSERT(!"Not implemented and not implementable!");
TErrCode CVXImage::IAmTooScaredToDeleteLoadVXImage(...)
"People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because
it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs."
-- Rodney Lee
==Boyan
KonstantinovSoftware engineerSofia IT Lab[EMAIL PROTECTED]==
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From:
Valentin Vachkov
To: jokes
Cc: Olya Vachkova
Sent: Thursday, December 06, 2001 12:51
PM
Subject: Re: [JOKES] kandidat
Mnenie namajka na potyrpewsho detence. Citiram:
"Predaj na Stenly, che ako si epilira
krakata, bradata i podmishnicite, ako prekara 20 m
in my hurry tam gdeto trjabvalo
e da pospra the joy as a goal
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Behalf Of Ivan TerzievSent: Thursday, December 06, 2001 3:31
PMTo: Maria Arsova; Valentin Vachkov; jokesCc: Olya
VachkovaSubject: Re: [JOKES
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Snezhanka na detskoto koledno party.
Zashtoto edin istinskipatriotne
pita"Kakwo mozhe da naprawi Koleda za men?"
Edin istinski patriot se pita "Kakwo moga da
naprawq az za Koleda?"
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e who strike out afresh,
but who attempt to retain a little of the old life, end up torn apart by
their own memories. "
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From:
Stanislav Jordanov
To: Jokes
Sent: Wednesday, December 05, 2001
18:10
Subject: [JOKES] kandidat
S napyln
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