A married couple is driving along a highway doing a steady forty miles
per hour.
The wife is behind the wheel. Her husband suddenly looks across at her
and speaks in a clear voice I know we've been married for twenty years,
but I want a divorce.
The wife says nothing, keeps looking at the road
Clay
That was a very fortunate escape for your grandson. But what amazed me was
that it was safe to leave a car unlocked. In this country car crime is rife
and in large chunks of the country (entire United Kingdom) we have to lock our
cars at all times. When I was on the Isle of Man someone
Think we might have had this one a while ago, but still amusing:
New Answering Service Installed at Mental Health Institutes
Hello, and welcome to the mental health hotline.
If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.
If you are codependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.
One of DH's women in one of his internet groups was wondering if she
should apply to the Guiness Book of Records as having the most number of
body parts missing. She has no appendix, uterus, spleen, stomach or teeth
and is about to have a mastectomy. Very sad, but great that she's still got
a
I think my brother in law could be an equal or close second. He is missing
both his kidneys (has one of his wife's instead) bladder, urethra, prostate,
a large chunk of his small intestine and all his large intestine, he is also
wearing dentures (on occasion) and is going blind, and all at the
Greetings All,
Someone said, Toni, I think, that they were getting their house in order! Me
too! Getting rid of things with the idea of moving to smaller premises. And
I've been told to be ruthless in the sorting!
Is anyone interested in a little magazine called 'Hooked on Crochet'? I just
found
A couple was dressed and ready to go out for the evening. They turned on a
night light, turned the answering machine on the phone line, covered their
pet parakeet and put the cat in the backyard.
They phoned the local cab company and requested a taxi. The taxi arrived
and the couple opened
One of DH's women in one of his internet groups was wondering if she
should apply to the Guiness Book of Records as having the most number of
body parts missing.
(snip)
Jean in Poole
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I think my brother in law could be an equal or close second. He is missing
Lynn in Wollongong
To my secret pal somewhere in Italy,
Thanks for the great package! I love the sugar free candy, it is such
pretty glass! The cookies are nice, is Biscotti just Italian for
cookie? I always thought that it was just the crunchy ones that are slice
off a loaf and baked twice. The threads are
That is scary about the hot car - but scarier about the 'game' - I'll
never forget the awful feeling when we couldn't find someone who had
hidden themselves too well. It turned out they weren't far away, had kept
themselves very quiet - and stayed there for hours, but not responding to
our shouts
Haven't heard of this one before. This is a report from our local newspaper:
ORGANISED criminals are thought to be targeting Bournemouth cash machines
with a scam known as the Lebanese Loop.
The con, named after Lebanese suspects who first used it a decade ago, is on
the increase, according to
It was my birthday. I awoke in this large square room in the Guest House in
Balanguru Village, Rumbar Valley. Heavy wooden beams held up the ceiling,
pretty curtains just about covered the windows, the bed was comfy, but as I
found only one sheet, I had slept in my sheet sleeping bag. The only
(snip)
What I am hoping is that some of you might list a few books that you
have read over the years that stick out in your minds as having been
worthwhile.
(snip
Susan Webster
. . . And Ladies of the Club
by Helen Hooven Sant Myer
A Sand County Almanac
by Aldo Leopold
Noah's Garden
by Sarah
We live in Suffolk, just between Ipswich and Colchester, and I very rarely
ever remember to lock my car, and/or the house!And when we go home to
Wales (our part is north Pembrokeshire) we don't lock up anything at all,
and neither do most of our neighbours, so it isn't really a case of the
On Monday, Jul 14, 2003, at 03:42 US/Eastern, [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
[...] what amazed me was that it was safe to leave a car unlocked.
Clay's daughter lives in a town that's bigger than my own
Lextropolis, so I'm glad to hear that it's safe to leave the car
unlocked there too. Here, most
My source thinks the tips might have, originally, come from Martha
Stewart... Post jail, maybe, now that she actually has to do everything
by herself :) I rather suspect sweep the room with a glance Dearl :)
Whoever thought these up, it's good to know that I (and my source)
are not alone... g
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