Lute limericks

2004-03-25 Thread RichardTomBeck
A few further contributions There was a guitarist from Bute who thought he'd start playing the lute, but his fingers and rings got caught in the strings, so instead he got pissed as a newt. A lute player thought he would try to play a tune by Dufay, but, tragic to say, =20 played Josquin des P

lute limericks

2004-03-28 Thread Stewart McCoy
tewart. - Original Message - From: "Jon Murphy" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>; <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>; "Roman Turovsky" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Cc: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Sent: Sunday, March 28, 2004 6:35 AM Subject: Re: lute l

Re: lute limericks

2004-03-25 Thread Roman Turovsky
John Dowland went to compose a dark song 'bout "Final Repose". He could do no wrong, and he got his song and a reputation of being morose. Thomas Morley set out to compose a dark song 'bout "Final Repose". But any type of la Morte just wasn't his forte. And Dowland's thumbing his nose. RT

Re: lute limericks

2004-03-25 Thread Jon Murphy
> John Dowland went to compose > a dark song 'bout "Final Repose". > He could do no wrong, > and he got his song > and a reputation of being morose. Excellent, it parses with a small effort. > Thomas Morley set out to compose > a dark song 'bout "Final Repose". > But any type of la Morte > just

Re: lute limericks

2004-03-26 Thread Cinque Cento
There once was a list for the lute where the home-rules were quite absolute and although microscopic posters stuck to the topic and did not dwell on organ or flute In the deep vaults of Dartmouth sat Wayne with his lute-list to make the world gain but the upsurge of spam

Re: lute limericks

2004-03-26 Thread Roman Turovsky
> From: "Cinque Cento" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Too insecure to sign with a name? Some corrections: > There once was a list for the lute > where the home-rules were quite absolute > and although microscopic > posters stuck to the topic > and did not dwell on organ or flute There once was a list for the

Re: lute limericks

2004-03-26 Thread Roman Turovsky
[EMAIL PROTECTED] once pretended to be a cyborg. Wouldn't sign his name on his limericks lame, and slowly became a THEORBORG. or [EMAIL PROTECTED] once pretended to be a cyborg. Wouldn't sign his name on his limericks lame, and tuned to mean-tone with his Korg. RT > Roman thought of himself as a

Re: lute limericks

2004-03-26 Thread corun
There once was a fellow named Roman Whose limerick skills he kept honin' But try as he might They ne'er came out right Because his first language is Russian, not English and the scansion isn't quite the same between the two languages so he always ends up putting far more beats in than necessary.

Re: lute limericks

2004-03-26 Thread Roman Turovsky
> There once was a fellow named Roman > Whose limerick skills he kept honin' > But try as he might > They ne'er came out right > Because his first language is Russian, not English and the scansion isn't > quite the same between the two languages so he always ends up putting far > more beats in than

Re: lute limericks

2004-03-26 Thread corun
Roman wrote: >I take extreme umbrage at this: I am usually extremely attentive to the # of >syllables per line. I didn't say syllables, I said beats. There's a great difference between the number of syllables and the meter of a limerick especially when you use contractions. Attend to the correc

Re: lute limericks

2004-03-26 Thread Roman Turovsky
>> I take extreme umbrage at this: I am usually extremely attentive to the # of >> syllables per line. > > I didn't say syllables, I said beats. There's a great difference between > the number of syllables and the meter of a limerick especially when you use > contractions. Attend to the correction

Re: lute limericks

2004-03-26 Thread Jon Murphy
Cinque, I think I want lessons in limericks from you - and RT's corrections don't parse as well as your originals. But then again the parsing (yes, that isn't the correct word for fitting the syllables into the meter, but it is used as such - this only to avoid being corrected on that) has a depen

Re: lute limericks

2004-03-26 Thread Jon Murphy
RT, > I take extreme umbrage at this: I am usually extremely attentive to the # of > syllables per line. Limericks aren't Haiku. jm

Re: lute limericks

2004-03-26 Thread Edward Martin
Francesco Cannova da Miolano Fell into a pole of guano His patrons said, "Nay... please play far away.." And all of his fortes were piano. PleaeAt 10:06 AM 3/26/04 -0500, Cinque Cento wrote: >There once was a list for the lute >where the home-rules were quite absolute >

Re: lute limericks

2004-03-27 Thread Roman Turovsky
>> I take extreme umbrage at this: I am usually extremely attentive to the # > of >> syllables per line. > > Limericks aren't Haiku. > > jm You may not be aware of this, but the russophone limerick culture is larger than the anglophone, and it is almost as old, althogh it really started blossomin

Re: lute limericks

2004-03-27 Thread Roman Turovsky
> Francesco Cannova da Miolano > Fell into a pole of guano > His patrons said, "Nay... > please play far away.." > And all of his fortes were piano. Francesco Canova Milano Fell into a pool of guano. Now he's sent to Segrate with personae non-grate, And all of his fortes went piano. RT

Re: lute limericks

2004-03-27 Thread Herbert Ward
On Fri, 26 Mar 2004 [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: > ... is Russian, not English and the scansion isn't quite the same > between the two languages Russian has a reputation for being very different from English, and difficult to learn. The reputation is deserved.

Re: lute limericks

2004-03-27 Thread Roman Turovsky
>> ... is Russian, not English and the >> scansion isn't quite the same In fact, SCA never made it there. Their academic medievalists are on good level though. RT >> between the two languages

Re: lute limericks

2004-03-27 Thread corun
Herbert wrote: >On Fri, 26 Mar 2004 [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: > > > ... is Russian, not English and the scansion isn't quite the same > > between the two languages > >Russian has a reputation for being very different from English, >and difficult to learn. The reputation is deserved. Interesting t

Re: lute limericks

2004-03-27 Thread Jon Murphy
> You may not be aware of this, but the russophone limerick culture is larger > than the anglophone, and it is almost as old, althogh it really started > blossoming in the 70's. > Russian, unlike English, is an easily rhyming language, so the rules of the > limericks in the former are more extensi

Re: lute limericks

2004-03-28 Thread Roman Turovsky
> That might seem a bit weak, but it has a certain nonsensical charm > all the same. Nowadays, as you say, limericks tend have something > special or witty in the last line. My all-time fave (I can't guarantee I remember it exactly): Titian mixed his rose-madder standing on top of a ladder. When th

Re: lute limericks

2004-03-30 Thread Herbert Ward
On Sat, 27 Mar 2004 [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: > Interesting that you should say that. I've heard that English is one of > the hardest languages there is to learn. I can certainly understand that > given the number of words we have in English that are either spelled > differently but have the same s

unsurmountable temptations of lute-limericks

2004-04-22 Thread Roman Turovsky
In Helsinki, a luter called Arto wastes in beer and wine his art. Oh, how he then sighs and drunkenly cries: "Why am I not tall like R.Barto?!?!?!?!" RT __ Roman M. Turovsky http://turovsky.org http://polyhymnion.org

unsurmountable temptations of lute-limericks

2004-04-22 Thread Harald Bergsted
Roman T., a misdeemed "lutenist", Is an evil *-ficator* of *mist-*. Be it then as it may, Screw the critics, I say: To the Lute-List he's a Catalyst. hb > If Arto decides to get plastered: > 'tis better to plan to have mastered > the great Art of Debate, > for in his drunken state > he'd be reprob

Re: unsurmountable temptations of lute-limericks

2004-04-22 Thread Arto Wikla
On Thu, 22 Apr 2004, Roman Turovsky wrote: > in beer and wine Only a tiny correction: It was Calvados Berneroy. Arto

Re: unsurmountable temptations of lute-limericks

2004-04-22 Thread Roman Turovsky
If Arto decides to get plastered: 'tis better to plan to have mastered the great Art of Debate, for in his drunken state he'd be reprobated as "runkkered" RT > At 08:12 22-04-2004 -0400, you wrote: >> In Helsinki, a luter called Arto >> wastes in beer and wine his art. Oh, >> how he then sighs >> a