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2017-06-16 Thread Gene Wirchenko
At 09:24 2017-06-16, Stephen Russell wrote: *By the way, here's the joke going around trading desks on Wall Street: "Jeff Bezos said to Alexa, 'Buy me something on Whole Foods,' and Alexa bought Whole Foods." Remember back in 2009 when Microsoft invested $150

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2015-11-05 Thread Stephen Russell
The family wheeled Grandma out on the lawn, in her wheelchair, where the activities for her 100th birthday were taking place. Grandma couldn't speak very well, but she would write notes when she needed to communicate. After a short time out on the lawn, Grandma started leaning off to the right,

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2015-11-05 Thread Sytze de Boer
It reminds me of the warning to never fart with a straight back. They travel straight up to the brain so that's where all those shitty ideas come from. On Fri, Nov 6, 2015 at 8:46 AM, Stephen Russell wrote: > The family wheeled Grandma out on the lawn, in her wheelchair,

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2015-06-26 Thread Stephen Russell
*FINANCIAL PLANNING* Dan was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the family business. When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed to get married so he could share his fortune. One evening, at an investment meeting,

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2014-06-08 Thread Eurico Chagas Filho
How did u and momma got together for so long ?   I kept my mouth shut. I agreed w all she said. I slept around a little bit.   E. --- StripMime Report -- processed MIME parts --- multipart/alternative text/plain (text body -- kept) text/html ---

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2014-03-27 Thread Ken Kixmoeller
On Tue, Mar 25, 2014 at 4:36 PM, Gérard Lochon g-loc...@wanadoo.fr wrote: When i was a young boy, 50 years ago, the same old story was telled about spain dictator Franco ... An apt comparison. --- StripMime Report -- processed MIME parts --- multipart/alternative text/plain (text body --

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2014-03-27 Thread Jean Laeremans
An apt comparison. Really ? More than 190 concentration camps, holding 170,000 prisoners in 1938[7]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Francoist_concentration_camps#cite_note-7and between 367,000 and half a million prisoners in 1939, were created during Spanish Civil War

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2014-03-27 Thread Ricardo Aráoz
As the song used to say: Si el hijo e puta e Franco se llegara a morir Cuando pases por su tumba no te olvides de escupir. (If the son of a whore Franco should ever die when you walk by his grave don't forget to spit) El 27/03/14 12:53, Jean Laeremans escribió: An apt comparison. Really ?

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2014-03-25 Thread Stephen Russell
Stamps anyone? The Postal Service created a stamp with a picture of President Obama on it. The Postal Service noticed that the stamp was not sticking to envelopes. This enraged the President, who demanded a full investigation. After a $1.73 million study and laboratory testing, (all at

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2014-03-25 Thread Gérard Lochon
- Original Message - From: Stephen Russell srussell...@gmail.com To: ProFox Email List profox@leafe.com Sent: Tuesday, March 25, 2014 10:21 PM Subject: [OT] Joke Stamps anyone? The Postal Service created a stamp with a picture of President Obama on it. The Postal Service noticed

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2014-03-11 Thread Stephen Russell
A man goes to see the Rabbi. Rabbi, something terrible is happening and I have to talk to you about it. The Rabbi asks, What's wrong? The man replies, My wife is poisoning me. The Rabbi, very surprised by this, asks, How can that be? The man then pleads, I'm telling you, I'm certain she's

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2014-02-05 Thread Stephen Russell
Harry brings his best buddy home for dinner unannounced at 5:30 PM after work. As soon as his wife realizes what's going on she goes ballistic. Begins yelling at Harry as his friend, totally startled, just sits on the sofa taking it all in. She screams, What the hell is wrong with you Harry? My

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2013-07-26 Thread Stephen Russell
A couple walking in the park noticed a young man and woman sitting on a bench, passionately kissing. Why don't you do that? said the wife. Honey, replied her husband, I don't even know that woman. -- Stephen Russell Sr. Analyst Ring Container Technology Oakland TN 901.246-0159 cell ---

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2013-07-26 Thread Gene Wirchenko
At 06:29 2013-07-26, Stephen Russell srussell...@gmail.com wrote: A couple walking in the park noticed a young man and woman sitting on a bench, passionately kissing. Why don't you do that? said the wife. Honey, replied her husband, I don't even know that woman. 1) Besides, even if it were

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2013-07-26 Thread Eurico Chagas Filho
Rsrsrsrs, nice. (risos in portuguese) From: Stephen Russell srussell...@gmail.com To: ProFox Email List profox@leafe.com Sent: Friday, July 26, 2013 10:29 AM Subject: [OT] joke A couple walking in the park noticed a young man and woman sitting on a bench

[OT]: Joke circulating in Germany

2013-02-22 Thread Eurico Chagas Filho
A Somalian arrives in Berlin, Germany as an immigrant. He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says: 'Thank you Mr. Germany for letting me in this country, giving me housing, money for food, free medical care, free education and no taxes!' The passer by says: 'You are

Re: [OT]: Joke circulating in Germany

2013-02-22 Thread Gene Wirchenko
At 04:53 2013-02-22, Eurico Chagas Filho e28cha...@yahoo.com.br wrote: [snip] I could do without the racism, thank you. Sincerely, Gene Wirchenko ___ Post Messages to: ProFox@leafe.com Subscription Maintenance:

Re: [OT] [JOKE] Washington Celebrates Solving Totally Unnecessary Crisis They Created

2013-01-03 Thread Ken Kixmoeller
Two words: debt ceiling. Ken On Jan 3, 2013 1:36 AM, Adam Buckland adam.buckl...@eurohill.com wrote: WASHINGTON -Official Washington was in celebration mode on New Year's Day after kind of averting a completely unnecessary crisis that was entirely of its own creation. This deal proves that

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2012-05-14 Thread Eurico Chagas Filho
A very attractive woman is in her car at a light when a man stops the car besides her. He looks at her and opens his windows. Thinking that he is going to talk, she opens her window as well. The man looks at her and asks: Madame, did you fart also?  --- StripMime Report -- processed MIME

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2012-05-01 Thread Eurico Chagas Filho
The woman calls her mother and says: - He fought w me again and I going to live w you. The mother answers: - No darling, he must pay for this, I am going to live w you!!! E.   --- StripMime Report -- processed MIME parts --- multipart/alternative text/plain (text body -- kept) text/html ---

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2012-04-05 Thread Eurico Chagas Filho
A guy goes into Post Office to apply for a job. The interviewer asks him, Are you allergic to anything? He replies, Yes, caffeine. I can't drink coffee. Ok, Have you ever been in the military service? Yes, he says, I was in Afghanistan for one tour. The interviewer says, That will give you 5

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2012-04-05 Thread Michael Madigan
Good one! - Original Message - From: Eurico Chagas Filho e28cha...@yahoo.com.br To: ProFox Email List profox@leafe.com Cc: Sent: Thursday, April 5, 2012 7:11 PM Subject: [OT]: Joke A guy goes into Post Office to apply for a job. The interviewer asks him, Are you allergic to anything

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2012-04-05 Thread Michael Oke, II
: Eurico Chagas Filho e28cha...@yahoo.com.br To: ProFox Email List profox@leafe.com Cc: Sent: Thursday, April 5, 2012 7:11 PM Subject: [OT]: Joke A guy goes into Post Office to apply for a job. The interviewer asks him, Are you allergic to anything? He replies, Yes, caffeine. I can't drink

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2012-02-21 Thread Michael Madigan
A driver was stuck in a traffic jam on the Washington DC beltway. Nothing was moving. Suddenly, a man knocks on the window. The driver rolls down the window and asks, “What’s going on?” “Terrorists have kidnapped Congress, and they’re asking for a $100 million dollar ransom, otherwise, they

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2012-02-14 Thread Michael Madigan
Goon one! - Original Message - From: Stephen Russell srussell...@gmail.com To: ProFox Email List profox@leafe.com Cc: Sent: Tuesday, February 14, 2012 1:25 PM Subject: [OT] Joke A young woman was taking an afternoon nap. After she woke up, she told her husband, I just dreamed that you

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2012-02-14 Thread Eurico Chagas Filho
Good. From: Stephen Russell srussell...@gmail.com To: ProFox Email List profox@leafe.com Sent: Tuesday, February 14, 2012 4:25 PM Subject: [OT] Joke A young woman was taking an afternoon nap. After she woke up, she told her husband, I just dreamed that you

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2011-10-28 Thread Michael Madigan
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=226844737379503set=a.136998516364126.26271.11619359633type=1theater ___ Post Messages to: ProFox@leafe.com Subscription Maintenance: http://leafe.com/mailman/listinfo/profox OT-free version of this list:

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2010-11-30 Thread Michael Madigan
Mike and Bob had just finished the first nine holes in their round of golf, and it was obvious that Mike was having an awful day. Gee Mike, you're just not your old self today. What's the matter? asked Bob. Mike, looking pretty glum, said, I think Connie's dead. My God! That's terrible, said

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2010-09-20 Thread Eurico Chagas Filho
A widowed Jewish lady, still in good shape, was sunbathing on a deserted beach in Boca Raton, Florida. She looked up and noticed that a man her age, also in good shape, had walked up, placed his blanket on the sand near hers and began reading a book. Smiling, she attempted to strike up a

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2010-09-20 Thread Pete Theisen
Eurico Chagas Filho wrote: A widowed Jewish lady Hi Eurico, I am not sure if the knock on your door in the dead of tonight will be the ADL or NOW but . . . -- Regards, Pete http://pete-theisen.com/ http://elect-pete-theisen.com/ ___ Post Messages

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2010-09-05 Thread Eurico Chagas Filho
Teacher: Can you tell the name of 2 great kings who have brought happiness peace into people's lives? Student: Drin-king Fuc-king E. ___ Post Messages to: ProFox@leafe.com Subscription Maintenance:

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2010-04-30 Thread Stephen Russell
from @YourMomIs Your mom is so fat that when she was cremated, all the flights in Europe got canceled I lol'd -- Stephen Russell Sr. Production Systems Programmer CIMSgts 901.246-0159 cell ___ Post Messages to: ProFox@leafe.com Subscription

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2010-03-26 Thread Adam Buckland
When I get into power I'm going to exterminate all Mexicans and a Clown. -Original Message- From: profox-boun...@leafe.com [mailto:profox-boun...@leafe.com] On Behalf Of Michael Madigan Sent: 26 March 2010 03:40 To: ProFox Email List Subject: Re: [OT] joke Q - What do you get when

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2010-03-25 Thread Stephen Russell
From TFLN Fuck you guys stop putting fake babies in my car. The cops came again. -- Stephen Russell Sr. Production Systems Programmer CIMSgts 901.246-0159 cell ___ Post Messages to: ProFox@leafe.com Subscription Maintenance:

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2010-03-25 Thread Jean Laeremans
On Thu, Mar 25, 2010 at 8:38 PM, Stephen Russell srussell...@gmail.com wrote: From TFLN Fuck you guys stop putting fake babies in my car.  The cops came again. Care to explain ? A+ jml ___ Post Messages to: ProFox@leafe.com Subscription

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2010-03-25 Thread Michael Madigan
You need a decoder ring to figure out Steve's posts sometimes. --- On Thu, 3/25/10, Jean Laeremans laeremans.jeanma...@gmail.com wrote: From: Jean Laeremans laeremans.jeanma...@gmail.com Subject: Re: [OT] joke To: ProFox Email List profox@leafe.com Date: Thursday, March 25, 2010, 4:09 PM

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2010-03-25 Thread Nicholas Geti
He comes from a different planet. - Original Message - From: Michael Madigan mmadi10...@yahoo.com To: ProFox Email List profox@leafe.com Sent: Thursday, March 25, 2010 5:50 PM Subject: Re: [OT] joke You need a decoder ring to figure out Steve's posts sometimes. --- On Thu, 3/25/10

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2010-03-25 Thread Michael Madigan
Q - What do you get when you cross a Penguin and a Giraffe? A - A typewriter. --- On Thu, 3/25/10, Nicholas Geti ng...@optonline.net wrote: From: Nicholas Geti ng...@optonline.net Subject: Re: [OT] joke To: ProFox Email List profox@leafe.com Date: Thursday, March 25, 2010, 10:43 PM He

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2009-07-14 Thread Stephen Russell
Twisted thought of the day: What if the All-Spark cube were to be placed in a XXX store? Imagine the horrendous Decepticon combinations. -- Stephen Russell Sr. Production Systems Programmer SQL Server DBA Web and Winform Development Independent Contractor Memphis TN 901.246-0159

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2009-06-17 Thread Stephen Russell
Nearly 60% won't graduate from one Chicago school. But that still means 80% will, so stop picking on public schools. -- Stephen Russell Sr. Production Systems Programmer SQL Server DBA Web and Winform Development Independent Contractor Memphis TN 901.246-0159

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2009-05-11 Thread Adam Buckland
Email List' Subject: [OT] Joke Truly a sign of the times! *While the C-5 was turning over its engines, a female crewman gave the G.I.s on board the usual information regarding seat belts, emergency exits, etc .* * Finally, she said, 'Now sit back and enjoy your trip while your captain, Judith

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2009-05-11 Thread Michael Madigan
I thought it was funny. --- On Mon, 5/11/09, Adam Buckland adam.buckl...@eurohill.com wrote: From: Adam Buckland adam.buckl...@eurohill.com Subject: RE: [OT] Joke To: ProFox Email List profox@leafe.com Date: Monday, May 11, 2009, 3:48 PM Don't you think that's a bit insulting

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2009-05-11 Thread Pete Theisen
Adam Buckland wrote: Don't you think that's a bit insulting to the women in uniform that have died recently protecting freedoms that you cherish? Hi Adam! Oh, it was ok to call it what it had always been called, cockpit, and that was not a bit insulting to men? Man, have you drunk the kool

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2009-05-11 Thread Adam Buckland
[mailto:profox-boun...@leafe.com] On Behalf Of Pete Theisen Sent: 11 May 2009 20:59 To: ProFox Email List Subject: Re: [OT] Joke Adam Buckland wrote: Don't you think that's a bit insulting to the women in uniform that have died recently protecting freedoms that you cherish? Hi Adam! Oh, it was ok

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2009-05-11 Thread Pete Theisen
Adam Buckland wrote: Nah , I just thought it was a bit of an insult to the people who put their lives on the line in Iraq, Afghanistan and other places round the globe for us. But hey if you don't support the forces protecting your ass just say so.. Hi Adam! But women AND men are

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2009-05-08 Thread Eurico Chagas Filho
Truly a sign of the times! *While the C-5 was turning over its engines, a female crewman gave the G.I.s on board the usual information regarding seat belts, emergency exits, etc .* * Finally, she said, 'Now sit back and enjoy your trip while your captain, Judith Campbell, and crew take you safely

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2009-04-29 Thread Stephen Russell
The US troops in Afghanistan proved they have retained their sense of humor by creating this. YOU MAY BE A TALIBAN IF... 1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer. 2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes. 3. You

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2009-04-28 Thread Stephen Russell
A firefighter was working on the engine outside the station, when he noticed a little girl nearby in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the sides, and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle. The girl was wearing a firefighters helmet. The wagon was being pulled by her dog and her

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2009-03-27 Thread Michael Madigan
Priest's last request An old priest who for years had faithfully served the people of the nation's capital, lay dying in the hospital. He motioned for his nurse to come near. Yes, Father? said the nurse. I would really like to see Barack Hussein Obama and Joe Biden before I die, he

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2009-03-27 Thread Adam Buckland
Wow, the same happened during the last presidency! -Original Message- From: profox-boun...@leafe.com [mailto:profox-boun...@leafe.com] On Behalf Of Michael Madigan Sent: 27 March 2009 00:26 To: Mike Madigan Subject: [OT] Joke Priest's last request An old priest who for years had

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2009-03-27 Thread Michael Madigan
adam.buckl...@eurohill.com Subject: RE: [OT] Joke To: ProFox Email List profox@leafe.com Date: Friday, March 27, 2009, 8:58 AM Wow, the same happened during the last presidency! -Original Message- From: profox-boun...@leafe.com [mailto:profox-boun...@leafe.com] On Behalf

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2009-03-27 Thread Stephen Russell
On Fri, Mar 27, 2009 at 9:50 AM, Michael Madigan mmadi10...@yahoo.com wrote: I don't remember Bush nominating so many criminals to his cabinet. - When you have true evil through Karl Rove and Dick Cheney you don't need those others. -- Stephen Russell Sr.

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2009-03-27 Thread Michael Madigan
: Stephen Russell srussell...@gmail.com Subject: Re: [OT] Joke To: ProFox Email List profox@leafe.com Date: Friday, March 27, 2009, 12:06 PM On Fri, Mar 27, 2009 at 9:50 AM, Michael Madigan mmadi10...@yahoo.com wrote: I don't remember Bush nominating so many criminals to his cabinet

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2009-03-13 Thread Rob Anderson
-Original Message- From: profox-boun...@leafe.com [mailto:profox-boun...@leafe.com] On Behalf Of Michael Madigan Sent: 13 March 2009 05:40 To: profox@leafe.com Subject: [OT] Joke Obama and Joe Biden were in a Starbucks drinking coffee. They sat on a couch and each sipped on a cup

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2009-03-13 Thread John
That happened to us too. The kids said we wanna watch for Christmas, so we let em. They're still in therapy John Harvey ___ Post Messages to: ProFox@leafe.com Subscription Maintenance: http://leafe.com/mailman/listinfo/profox OT-free version of

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2009-03-13 Thread Michael Madigan
Good one! * I'm Surviving The Obama Depression http://www.cafepress.com/rightwingmike/6535062 --- On Fri, 3/13/09, Rob Anderson rob.ander...@pegasus.co.uk wrote: From: Rob Anderson rob.ander...@pegasus.co.uk Subject: RE: [OT] Joke

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2009-03-12 Thread Michael Madigan
Obama and Joe Biden were in a Starbucks drinking coffee. They sat on a couch and each sipped on a cup for about 20 minutes. As they left, Obama finished his cup and then threw his empty cup on the sidewalk. Joe Biden asked, Hey Barack, why did you do that? Obama said, I'm creating jobs.

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2008-11-23 Thread Eurico Chagas Filho
At a southern university, students in the psychology program were attending their first class on emotional extremes. Just to establish some parameters, said the professor to the student from Arkansas, what is the opposite of joy? Sadness, said the student. And the opposite of depression? he

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2008-11-12 Thread Stephen Russell
http://punditkitchen.com/2008/11/12/political-pictures-joe-lieberman-dinosaur/ -- Stephen Russell Sr. Production Systems Programmer Mimeo.com Memphis TN 901.246-0159 ___ Post Messages to: ProFox@leafe.com Subscription Maintenance:

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2008-10-08 Thread Michael Madigan
A young woman was about to finish her first year of college. Like so many others her age, she considered herself to be a very liberal Democrat, and she was very much in favor of the redistribution of wealth. She was deeply ashamed that her father was a rather staunch Republican, a feeling she

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2008-10-08 Thread Michael Madigan
A young woman was about to finish her first year of college. Like so many others her age, she considered herself to be a very liberal Democrat, and she was very much in favor of the redistribution of wealth. She was deeply ashamed that her father was a rather staunch Republican, a feeling she

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2008-10-01 Thread Michael Madigan
Two Muslim mothers are sitting in the cafe chatting over a pint of goat's milk. The older of the moms pulls out her bag and starts flipping through pictures and reminiscing. This is my oldest son, Mohammed. He would be 24 now.' The other mom replies, 'I remember him as a

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2008-10-01 Thread Jean Laeremans
On Wed, Oct 1, 2008 at 10:22 PM, Michael Madigan [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: any idea how sick this is ? A+ jml ___ Post Messages to: ProFox@leafe.com Subscription Maintenance: http://leafe.com/mailman/listinfo/profox OT-free version of this list:

[OT] Joke or real story?

2008-07-29 Thread Pete Theisen
Hi Everybody! http://www.crystalair.com/content.php?id=27200807018 -- Regards, Pete http://pete-theisen.com/ ___ Post Messages to: ProFox@leafe.com Subscription Maintenance: http://leafe.com/mailman/listinfo/profox OT-free version of this list:

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2008-07-29 Thread richmondeagle
http://www.crystalair.com/content.php?id=27200807018 Gotta be a joke. The Europeans were talking like they had backbone. -- Larry Miller --- StripMime Report -- processed MIME parts --- multipart/mixed text/plain (text body -- kept) message/rfc822 ---

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2008-07-29 Thread Helio Wakasugui
Wow. Here's another one: http://www.crystalair.com/content.php?id=74200803012 On Tue, Jul 29, 2008 at 5:21 PM, [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: http://www.crystalair.com/content.php?id=27200807018 Gotta be a joke. The Europeans were talking like they had backbone. -- Larry Miller ---

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2008-07-29 Thread Pete Theisen
Helio Wakasugui wrote: Wow. Here's another one: http://www.crystalair.com/content.php?id=74200803012 On Tue, Jul 29, 2008 at 5:21 PM, [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: http://www.crystalair.com/content.php?id=27200807018 Gotta be a joke. The Europeans were talking like they had backbone.

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2008-07-15 Thread Stephen Russell
A priest and a rabbi were sitting next to each other in an airplane. After a while, the priest turned to the rabbi and asked, 'Is it still a requirement of your faith that you not eat pork?' The rabbi responded, 'Yes, that is still one of our laws.' The priest then asked, 'Have you ever eate

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2008-07-10 Thread Eurico Chagas Filho
The Love Story of Ralph and Edna Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have. Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool. Ralph suddenly jumped

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2008-07-02 Thread Nicholas Geti
Hi Leland! These things are not work, they are simply occupying positions - scheming and ordering other people around is not really work. -- Regards, Pete Hi Pete, Obviously you have never managed a group of people. It is really hard work and exhausting let alone frustrating. But I

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2008-07-02 Thread Pete Theisen
Nicholas Geti wrote: These things are not work, they are simply occupying positions - scheming and ordering other people around is not really work. Obviously you have never managed a group of people. It is really hard work and exhausting let alone frustrating. But I liked it. In addition to

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2008-06-30 Thread Adam Buckland
To: ProFox Email List Subject: Re: [OT] joke Not anywhere near enough to be president. ___ Post Messages to: ProFox@leafe.com Subscription Maintenance: http://leafe.com/mailman/listinfo/profox OT-free version of this list: http://leafe.com/mailman

RE: [OT] joke - What O'Bammer Has Accomplished

2008-06-30 Thread Adam Buckland
Michael has openly stated that he's a racist... That bit is old news. -Original Message- From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of Leland F. Jackson, CPA Sent: 28 June 2008 23:11 To: ProFox Email List Subject: Re: [OT] joke - What O'Bammer Has Accomplished I'm

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2008-06-30 Thread Pete Theisen
Adam Buckland wrote: Well you should have mentioned that qualification requirement when GWB was running for President as we could have had a different president for the last 8 years... Hi Adam! GWB served in the military. -- Regards, Pete http://pete-theisen.com/

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2008-06-30 Thread James Roark
snip Yes, McCain is like a Samarai Warrior. Have you seen the movie, The Last Samarai? It time the world made the warrior and war obsolete. Obama would use Diplomacy to bring peace, prosperity, and progress to a trouble world. Obama values peace over war. /snip A true solder prays for

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2008-06-30 Thread Michael Madigan
/4236924 --- On Mon, 6/30/08, Adam Buckland [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: From: Adam Buckland [EMAIL PROTECTED] Subject: RE: [OT] joke To: ProFox Email List profox@leafe.com Date: Monday, June 30, 2008, 4:20 AM Well you should have mentioned that qualification requirement when GWB was running

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2008-06-30 Thread Michael Madigan
--- On Mon, 6/30/08, Adam Buckland [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: From: Adam Buckland [EMAIL PROTECTED] Subject: RE: [OT] joke - What O'Bammer Has Accomplished To: ProFox Email List profox@leafe.com Date: Monday, June 30, 2008, 4:24 AM Michael has openly stated that he's a racist... That bit is old news

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2008-06-30 Thread Michael Madigan
] Subject: Re: [OT] joke To: ProFox Email List profox@leafe.com Date: Monday, June 30, 2008, 10:14 AM On Mon, Jun 30, 2008 at 7:19 AM, Pete Theisen [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: Adam Buckland wrote: Well you should have mentioned that qualification requirement when GWB was running for President as we could

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2008-06-30 Thread Pete Theisen
Stephen Russell wrote: On Mon, Jun 30, 2008 at 7:19 AM, Pete Theisen [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: Adam Buckland wrote: Well you should have mentioned that qualification requirement when GWB was running for President as we could have had a different president for the last 8 years... Hi Adam!

Re: [OT] joke - What O'Bammer Has Accomplished

2008-06-30 Thread James Roark
Pete Theisen wrote: James Roark wrote: snip Yes, McCain is like a Samarai Warrior. Have you seen the movie, The Last Samarai? It time the world made the warrior and war obsolete. Obama would use Diplomacy to bring peace, prosperity, and progress to a trouble world. Obama values

Re: [OT] joke - What O'Bammer Has Accomplished

2008-06-30 Thread Pete Theisen
James Roark wrote: Pete Theisen wrote: James Roark wrote: A true solder prays for peace. Solder is used with heat to join metals. Obama has no values other than his own advancement, but this will be learned eventually. Hmp - My spulcheker said it was OK... Hi Jim! Solder is

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2008-06-29 Thread Stephen Russell
On Sat, Jun 28, 2008 at 5:59 PM, Pete Theisen [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: These things are not work, they are simply occupying positions - scheming and ordering other people around is not really work. Why do the work of 50 when you can hire 50 to do it for you?

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2008-06-29 Thread Leland F. Jackson, CPA
Kenneth Kixmoeller/fh wrote: 13) Obama taught constitutional law at the University of Chicago Law School for twelve years, as a Lecturer for four years (1992--1996), and as a Senior Lecturer for eight years (1996--2004). He taught law without having actually *practiced* (much)?

Re: [OT] joke - What O'Bammer Has Accomplished

2008-06-29 Thread Stephen Russell
On Sat, Jun 28, 2008 at 6:45 PM, John Harvey [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: 1 War - McCain is a warrior, who comes from a warrior lineage. He understands what it takes to keep the country safe and soverign. I don't know. He flew and was shot down. I think he lost a lot of touch with the military

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2008-06-29 Thread Pete Theisen
Stephen Russell wrote: On Sat, Jun 28, 2008 at 5:59 PM, Pete Theisen [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: These things are not work, they are simply occupying positions - scheming and ordering other people around is not really work. Why do the work of 50 when you can

Re: [OT] joke

2008-06-29 Thread Pete Theisen
Leland F. Jackson, CPA wrote: I bet Obama was a great teacher and excelled in teaching, just like he has excelled in all his other endeavors.: http://www.ncbar.com/ethics/eth_articles_4,3.asp Hi Leland! This is the first time I ever saw the claim that O-man excelled in *all* of his

Re: [OT] joke - What O'Bammer Has Accomplished

2008-06-29 Thread Pete Theisen
Stephen Russell wrote: If your a member of a millita then your rights are guaranteed for gun ownership. Past that do we really need to allow everyone to purchase machine guns, sniper rifles, and grenade launchers? Hi Stephen! Whoa, you have gone over to the dark side! Neither of these

Re: [OT] joke

2008-06-29 Thread Leland F. Jackson, CPA
Pete Theisen wrote: Leland F. Jackson, CPA wrote: I bet Obama was a great teacher and excelled in teaching, just like he has excelled in all his other endeavors.: http://www.ncbar.com/ethics/eth_articles_4,3.asp Hi Leland! This is the first time I ever saw the claim that

Re: [OT] joke

2008-06-29 Thread Stephen Russell
On Sun, Jun 29, 2008 at 11:48 AM, Pete Theisen [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: But he should have had the experience of working for a living at least. He has only the experience of being the PHB. After you get your education your working, it is of a different type and status. I work at a document

Re: [OT] joke

2008-06-29 Thread Pete Theisen
Leland F. Jackson, CPA wrote: This is the first time I ever saw the claim that O-man excelled in *all* of his endeavors. I don't think that is even possible, you need to be exposed to more of a range of people. What I think has happened is that the trendy guy has become a legend. Next we

Re: [OT] joke

2008-06-29 Thread Pete Theisen
Stephen Russell wrote: On Sun, Jun 29, 2008 at 11:48 AM, Pete Theisen [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: But he should have had the experience of working for a living at least. He has only the experience of being the PHB. After you get your education your working, it is of a different type and

Re: [OT] joke

2008-06-29 Thread richmondeagle
Obama inactivated his Law License around 2002, probably to persue a career in public service, rather than law. There are any number of reasons why an attorney would want to inactivate their license, (eg see the link below). I assume that Obama's teaching position was with pay, which would be

[OT] joke

2008-06-28 Thread Stephen Russell
Knock Knock, * * * * * *who's there? *** * * *Eyes *** * * *Eyes who? *** ***Eyes your new president.* -- Stephen Russell Sr. Production Systems Programmer Mimeo.com Memphis TN 901.246-0159 ___ Post Messages to: ProFox@leafe.com

RE: [OT] joke

2008-06-28 Thread Eurico Chagas Filho
Hi I didn't get it, please explain. E. ___ Post Messages to: ProFox@leafe.com Subscription Maintenance: http://leafe.com/mailman/listinfo/profox OT-free version of this list: http://leafe.com/mailman/listinfo/profoxtech Searchable Archive:

Re: [OT] joke

2008-06-28 Thread Pete Theisen
Eurico Chagas Filho wrote: I didn't get it, please explain. Hi Eurico! There is a whole class of jokes called knock knock jokes. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Knock-knock_joke Black people in the US often speak in a peculiar dialect, sometimes called ebonics, which includes the pluralization

Re: [OT] joke

2008-06-28 Thread Leland F. Jackson, CPA
Pete Theisen wrote: Eurico Chagas Filho wrote: I didn't get it, please explain. Hi Eurico! There is a whole class of jokes called knock knock jokes. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Knock-knock_joke Black people in the US often speak in a peculiar dialect, sometimes called

RE: [OT] joke

2008-06-28 Thread Eurico Chagas Filho
Thanks Pete, it made my day. s E. ___ Post Messages to: ProFox@leafe.com Subscription Maintenance: http://leafe.com/mailman/listinfo/profox OT-free version of this list: http://leafe.com/mailman/listinfo/profoxtech Searchable Archive:

Re: [OT] joke

2008-06-28 Thread Leland F. Jackson, CPA
Here you go Pete: # Excerpt about Barack Obama: A graduate of Columbia University and Harvard Law School, Obama worked as a community organizer and practiced as a civil rights attorney before serving in the Illinois Senate from 1997 to 2004. From 1992 to

Re: [OT] joke

2008-06-28 Thread Pete Theisen
Leland F. Jackson, CPA wrote: Here you go Pete: # Excerpt about Barack Obama: A graduate of Columbia University and Harvard Law School, Obama worked as a community organizer and practiced as a civil rights attorney before serving in the Illinois

Re: [OT] joke

2008-06-28 Thread Leland F. Jackson, CPA
Hu: Some work Barak Obama has accomplished: 1) Attended Columbia University where he majored in Political Science with a speciality in Internal Relations. 2) worked at Business International Corporation and New York Public Interest Research Group. 3) Community organizer for three years

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