Get a better reinforcer. I don't move for nuttin.
michael sylvester wrote:
Where is it?
Michael
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Kenneth M. Steele, Ph.D.
On the other side of the road (that's why the chicken went over there).
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From: michael sylvester
Date: Wednesday, July 22, 2009 10:49 am
Subject: [tips] Mid-week academic humor
To: "Teaching in the Psychological Sciences (TIPS)"
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Where is it?
Michael
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A business major enrolled in his first intro to psych course.On the first day
the prof wrote OCD on the board.The student immediayely walked out of the
class.When asked by the prof why he was exiting the class,the student replied "
We just covered' Over regulated Credit Derivatives' in my Finane
Better bumper sticker: PSYCHOLOGISTS WANT YOU TESTED BEFORE THEY DO IT
>>> "michael sylvester" 07/08/09 11:20 AM >>>
Bumper sticker seen on campus : PSYCHOLOGISTS DO IT WITH UNDERSTANDING
Michael Sylvester,PhD
Daytona Beach,Florida
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Bumper sticker seen on campus : PSYCHOLOGISTS DO IT WITH UNDERSTANDING
Michael Sylvester,PhD
Daytona Beach,Florida
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A prof conditioned a rat to press a bar by shaping by successive
approximations. Having succeeded the prof uttered
"I really have it conditioned now," The rat responded by saying "I really have
the prof conditioned-every time I press the bar,he sends me some food."
Michael Sylvester,PhD
Dayto
This is really old Michael... but uif you want a follow-up laugh, wen
they stop laughing at "sexual behavior" tell them "the final F is
really fornication... why? what else could it have been?" while looking
baffled (my default expression anyway)...
michael sylvester wrote:
>This is guarante
This is guaranteed a 100% laugh and commotion in class.
The hypothalamus is involved in the four fs:
feeding
fighting
fleeing
and
sexual behavior
I came across this wording when I used an intro to Psch text by Robert
Ornstein long time ago.
Michael Sylvester,PhD
Daytona Beach,Florida
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Howard S. Hoffman used to tell this joke. What made it even
funnier was that he would act the part of the student, and lift
his trousers to reveal that he was wearing bright red socks.
Ken
John Kulig wrote:
An old one ...
A female student was about to graduate and needed a gen ed
class an
Walker
University of Oklahoma
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From: "John Kulig"
To: "Teaching in the Psychological Sciences (TIPS)"
Sent: Wednesday, June 17, 2009 10:41 AM
Subject: Re: [tips] Mid-week academic humor
An old one ...
A female student was about to graduate a
e Psychological Sciences (TIPS)"
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Mike Palij wrote:
I might as well get this out of the way now: I truly apologize
to everyone everywhere for what I've writter
Mike Palij wrote:
> I might as well get this out of the way now: I truly apologize
> to everyone everywhere for what I've writtern below.
>
> On Tue, 16 Jun 2009 21:48:12 -0700, Michael Sylvester wrote:
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>> A Prof, teaching a class in Criminal Justice,, was approached by
>> a very attractive
effective than reading it.
Annette
Annette Kujawski Taylor, Ph.D.
Professor of Psychology
University of San Diego
5998 Alcala Park
San Diego, CA 92110
619-260-4006
tay...@sandiego.edu
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>Date: Wed, 17 Jun 2009 12:03:18 GMT
>From: "Julie Osland"
>Su
Here's my entry. It's a philosophy joke.Someone offered Descartes a glass of wine, not knowing that Descartes
was a teetotaler. Very offended, Descartes sniffed and said “I think
not!”
… and disappeared.
Julie Osland
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I might as well get this out of the way now: I truly apologize
to everyone everywhere for what I've writtern below.
On Tue, 16 Jun 2009 21:48:12 -0700, Michael Sylvester wrote:
>A Prof, teaching a class in Criminal Justice,, was approached by
>a very attractive co-ed after the class.The co-ed ob
A Prof, teaching a class in Criminal Justice,, was approached by a very
attractive co-ed after the class.The co-ed observed an undulating shift in the
topography and the outline of the prof's pants..The student enquired of the
prof "Is this a gun you have in your pocket or are you just happy to
I would like to invite tipsters to post some academic humorous materials every
wednesday.Hopefully,this will relieve tipster stress.
Having had a margarita and Sex-on- the-beach (a drink) at lunch,I
ventured back to class.I stumbled in the classroom and fell to the ground next
to the
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