{Virus?} Re: [U2] OpenOffice.org 1.9.100 and UniVerse JDBC

2005-05-11 Thread Hanwell, David
-Original Message- From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of Ian Stuart Sent: Wednesday, May 11, 2005 3:38 PM EDT To: u2-users@listserver.u2ug.org Subject: {Virus?} Re: [U2] OpenOffice.org 1.9.100 and UniVerse JDBC *

RE: [U2] [AD] Programmer Needed In New Jersey

2005-01-27 Thread Hanwell, David
Well, Deb isn't completely correct. It would have been better for Barry to say, "We have a junior level position open with commensurate responsibilities and pay." That way, the job's characteristics are immediately apparent to all. Deb is not correct when she says that it "would be wrong would be

RE: [U2] LOOP or GOTO on READNEXT

2004-12-30 Thread Hanwell, David
<<"GOTO falls under the category of religion">> As The Grand PooBah of the Church Of Where-Do-I-GOTO, I, The Reverend Rabbi Ayatollah Davey Ben Davey, deeply resent the slur upon the fine religion of Where-Do-I-GOTO by knaves and fools who know nothing of its theology. This violation of Political C

RE: [U2] Kicked Again?

2004-11-15 Thread Hanwell, David
Me too. Yours was the first I've received all day. "Friends help you move. Real friends help you move body parts out of your car trunk." - The Great, Unfortunately Imprisoned, "Little Nicky" Scarfo Of Souse Joisey. David -Original Message- From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of Gerry Sent:

RE: [U2] Spammed

2004-09-21 Thread Hanwell, David
You got that right. The U.S. Postal Service managers get orgasmic just thinking about it. Why, if bulk E-mail were taxed, they might even lower the price of a stamp. Nah, no way! "In Russia, is not important how the people vote; is important who counts the votes." - Josef Stalin -Original Me

RE: [U2] Attribute marks in comments?

2004-09-21 Thread Hanwell, David
@vars look weird when one documents numeric fields. I know, why limit it to numeric fields? When documenting alpha fields the @vars are not always apparent at first glance. The original developers of our suite used the "AM, FM, VM, SM" convention. Ugh! "War is God's way of teaching Americans geo

RE: [U2] Senior Pick Programmer position Denver, Colorado

2004-09-01 Thread Hanwell, David
But Debra, all you need is an "A" below the "B", on your (ahem, ahem), and then you'll have a TBA tattoo ("To Be Announced"). You can have a lucrative career doing commercials for TV Guide. "It was like experiencing a nuclear explosion in a very small place." - Loni Anderson, describing having sex

RE: [U2] Senior Pick Programmer position Denver, Colorado

2004-09-01 Thread Hanwell, David
Yes, but I understand Chuck's point. The Ad didn't say WHICH Denver, Colorado. Did they mean the one in Canada or the one in Mexico? "Faith is a bird singing in the darkness, anticipating the dawn." - Anonymous. David Hanwell ACE-INA, Information Technology 215.640.2212 [EMAIL PROTECTED]

RE: [U2] double postings

2004-06-08 Thread Hanwell, David
Me too; I get two copies of EVERY E-mail from either list, "Community" or "Users", in Outlook. I also get 2 copies of each spam (don't get me started on that subject). It must be something about MS Outlook and MS Exchange. We all know how seamlessly compatible Microsoft products are. I've never got

RE: [U2] CallHttp and SSL

2004-05-20 Thread Hanwell, David
I agree wholeheartedly with Stephen; he says it all. I couldn't have said it better myself. ;-) "Behold I am become Death, the shatterer of worlds." - Vishnu, in the Hindu "Bhagavad Gita". David Hanwell -Original Message- From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of Stephen Krauklis Sent:

RE: [U2] MV Fad

2004-05-07 Thread Hanwell, David
See a few comments below. David Hanwell ACE-INA Information Technology Tel: 215.640.2212 Fax: 215.640.5538 [EMAIL PROTECTED] -Original Message- From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of Lee Bacall Sent: Thursday, May 06, 2004 4:32 PM EDT To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Cc: Harvey Rodstein; MIke Shebes

RE: [U2] MV Fad

2004-05-06 Thread Hanwell, David
Better watch out, Jeff. Jeremy, a.k.a. Pope Innocent of the 8th century Transylvanian Church of the Immaculate Ellison, will have you crucified for heresy. The next thing you know, Jeff, you'll be talking just like Neo and Morpheus, "Remember that Oracle is just a computer program." ;-) <<

RE: [U2] MV Fad

2004-05-05 Thread Hanwell, David
Yes, but Dawn, fads change. For example, I'm sure that you know that the fad among twentysomething female professionals used to be to wear pink or baby blue Nike jogging shoes to work and to carry their work shoes. Now when those women get off of a commuter train in Center City it looks like there'

[U2] I Can't Believe It!

2004-05-04 Thread Hanwell, David
Oh, my sweet Lord! David Hanwell -Original Message- From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of Larry Hiscock Sent: Tuesday, May 04, 2004 12:01 PM EDT To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Subject: RE: [U2] Test - please ignore > The same artiste earlier in his career would sign his name to a piece of > tablet

RE: [U2] My Sincere Condolences

2004-05-04 Thread Hanwell, David
<<"No, we're not gonna try the old switch and hope he doesn't realize it's not the same one.">> Smart move, George. If your son hasn't faced death before, this might be a good opportunity to gently introduce him to the concept. At college I'd talk with the farm kids and realize what an advantage o

RE: [U2] Test - please ignore

2004-05-04 Thread Hanwell, David
No, it's silent stripping. Performance art and all that, don'tcha know? A mime stripper ("silent stripper") does have an excellent possibility of winning the #30,000 Turner Award first prize. The last winner I recall contributed to the culture vultures of this planet an empty room, the lights of