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Cheney/Bush Administration Officials Charged With Prostitution And Murder In Deaths Of 12 West Virginia Miners:
Kleptocracy Caught With Smoking Guns In Mouths of Victims Again:
Mine Disaster's Terrible Irony: The Media, After Reporting Nothing About The
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Haiti: A Place Of U.S. Trained Financed Fear And Havoc:
With The Buffalo Gone, The U.S. Is Back To Shootin' Niggers--- In Haiti;
When Did They Ever Stop?:
John Bolton Does His Impression Of A Constipated Toilet Brush At
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Then you need Klepto-Clean!
They hang the man and flog the woman
That steal the goose from off the common,
But let the greater villain loose
That steals the common from the goose.
".at a time when I am speaking to
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9/11 Lies Invoked Once Again, But Journalists Cover As Thousands More Die:
"We're Too Self-Absorbed To Care About The Truth" The Fourth Estate Announces:
"The fuckers pass the bar. The fuckees pass out at the bar."---Karl
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Halliburton Demotes Rumsfeld:
Secretary For State Terror Serves KBR's $8.00 Dinners to Troops in Iraq:
U.S. State Terror Aerial Bombing Runs Put Fear Of God In Iraqi Civilians This Holiday Season:
"When You Hear The Looney Left Whine About Collateral Damage,"
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Appealing To the Voyeur In Americans, Bush's Support Hardens After a Long Decline:
More Americans Upbeat About Prolonged Slaughter In Iraq, Tax Breaks For the Rich:
"Domestic Spying Shows He Cares About Me.":
Thousands Of
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Bolivian Candidates Differ Sharply:
"Don't Make Me Come Down There," Cheney Warns Bolivians:
Quiroga Looking For Second Chance To Fuck Over His Homeland:
National Endowment For Democracy Cash, Nicked From Katrina Funds,
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What's at Stake in Iraq's Elections:
Elections Should Bring Civil War Into Sharper Focus:
Patina Of Democracy Designed To Intensify Violence.
Oh What A Tangled Web: Elections Compound Lies About Reasons For Invading
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"If you're going first class, you got Mars. If you're going coach, ."
U.S. Kleptocracies Isolation On Global Warming Not A Concern:
Bush Plan Includes The Rapture And Colonizing Mars To Avoid Danger:
World Says It Would
ITS NOT TORTURE, ITS SEX, Cheney Claims.
Bush Declares: 'We Need Torture. Its Our Kickback Fetish After A Hard
Day Of Doing the Murder For Oil Fetish.':
'Power Kind Of Kinks You Up,' Declares Rumsfeld.:
Cheney, Libby, Wolfowitz Et Al Went To War To Add To Personal
Collection Of Snuff Films:
In
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U.S. Intelligence Can't Tell a Joke or Take One Either:
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America's Attack on the Poor Continues Unabated:
U.S. Gives Florida a Sweeping Right to Gut Medicaid:
Jeb Bush Says Florida's Final Solution is the Bill Bennett Strategy:
HMO's Sharpen Forks in Anticipation of Another Great Treasury Raid:
Pork to Rise While
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Cold War CIA Right To Christers' Espionage Organization , New Tribes Mission, Recalled To Langley:
Long History Of Association With Cuban 2506 Brigade, Alpha 66, Omega 7 Exposed:
Unlike CIA's Evangelicals, To Receive
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The Fact That Abortion Is The Central Issue In The Selection Of Supreme Court Justices Is Proof Positive The Country Desperately Needs It---Retroactively.:
Bush Nominates Miers With An Eye On The Keeping Nominee's Mouth Shut About His National Guard Record,
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White Under The Collar:
William Bennett Defends Comment on Abortion and Crime; Says White Collar Crime Is So Emblematic Of The American Way Of Life That If All White Babies Were Aborted By His Morality Death Squad, Not Just Criminal Behavior But Evil As We
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Kissinger Pushes Bolton Into A Peacemaker Breaking Her Neck:
Bolton Determined To Destroy Top Ten Floors Of U.N. Building With His Walrus Good Looks And 'Kiss Up, Blame Down' Individualism:
Cheney's Air Force Two Pilot
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"Go Daddy! Go Daddy! Beat The Shit Outta Momma! 'Cause You'll Never Be Anything But A Marine. Rumsfeld's Tool.":
'Domestic Violence And Rape Epidemic In the Marine Corps.':
"We Don't Need No Taliban To Tell Us How To Fuck Up Our Women," Says Gen. Mattis.:
Wife
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U.S. Adopts McNamara 'Accounting Methods,' Claims Success in Iraq Despite Onslaught:
Vietnam Era Body Counts Now Cited as Benchmarks:
Using The MACV Body Count 4000 Quantum Computer, U.S. Is Projected To Kill Every Man,
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Reaction To Katrina Split Along Experiential Lines; Whites Still Telling Black People What They, Black People, Are Experiencing Regardless Of The Facts:
More Blacks View Race As Factor In Federal Response, But Not Most
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New Broadway Play Captures Bush/Rice Lost Summer
By HAIRY NOODLE
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"GO FUCK YOURSELF, MR. CHENEY:"
In His Dual Roles As De Facto CEO Of Halliburton And De Facto President Of The 47 United States Left Cheney Goes To Katrina Stricken Area To Check In On Kellogg, Brown Root Operations,
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God The Flip-Flopper. The Almighty Attacks U.S. On Behalf Of Iraqis, Iranians, Osama Bin Laden, Environment, Rest Of World:
U.S. Trying To Play God In Middle East Pisses Off 'The Real Deal'.:
Administration, PNAC, Carlyle
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Unpatriotic Eggheads Shit On Cheney And Rumsfeld's Canard For Bombing, Invading Iran:
No Proof Found of Iran Arms Program:
Rumsfeld, Cheney Say They Will Bomb, Invade Iran Anyway Using Lies Left Over From The Invasion Of
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By Feeding The Poor, Healing The Sick And Clothing The Naked, Chavez Is A Threat To Robertson's Lucrative Evangelical Scam In Latin America:
Robertson Provides Distraction As Iraqi Charter Proves To Be Recipe For Ratcheting
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The Legend Grows: Karl Rove Gets Cindy Sheehan Out Of Bush's Face:
White House Chief Of Stink Induces Stroke In Protester's Mother:
Her Mother Ill, 'Peace Mom' Leaves Camp:
Drive Back To L.A. Forces Sheehan Into Bankruptcy:
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Crawford 'Bubble Boy' Huddles On Car Floor As Secret Service Does Drive By Of Mother Stupid Enough To Send Her Boy To Iraq On Dick Cheney's Say-So:
Parents Cutting Achilles Tendon Of Gullible Teenagers Threatening To Go To
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Consider The Source: Hot New Lies Melt Rumsfeld's Polygrip!
Britain And US Warn Shi'ite Iran Over Links with Iraq's Sunni rebels. Yellow Cake, WMD, Iraqi Links To Al-Qaeda Anyone?:
Administration Supporters Ordered To
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Petrodollar Warfare: Dollars, Euros and the Upcoming Iranian Oil Bourse:
Cheney Calls for Nuclear Strikes on Iran:
US Robs France, Russia China of $1,000,000,000,000 in Oil Lease Contracts:
By William R. Clark
They hang
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Blood and Gravy
By CHRIS FLOYD
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At Last, Bush Finds A Crowd As Ignorant As He Is At Boy Scout Jamboree:
Army, Marine Recruiters Sign Up 18,000 Scouts:
Large Pool Of Sexually Abused Boys In Short Pants Tapped For Military Service:
Site Of Scout Jamboree Is
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Last Call To ROCK ROLL; Many Who Support The War Have Not Yet Signed Up. Hurry The Fuck Up. You Are the Morons We Most Want To See Come Back In A Box Or Not Come Back To Our Country At All.:
Administration Thoroughly
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Hughes Hopes To Root Out True Picture Of U.S. With Operation Condescending American Assholes.:
Nominee Says American Agitprop Will Make Iraqis Forget About Ruthless Theft And Destruction Of Their Country.:
State Department's Office Of Cultural Hegemony Will
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'Red/Blue': Looking For The Reich Stink In A Sea Of Assholes:
The Irony Of TV Being A Manifestation Of Reality Gets Political Spin In 'Red/Blue' Series Proposal:
"We're looking for someone who can bring down the small plane of a political rival without
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Iraqi Insurgency Proves A Life Saver:
Pentagon Study Reveals Many Thousands More Would Have Died If Iraq Forces Had Resisted:
Game Theory Reveals Fewer Iraqis Killed Because Of Insurgents' Strategy:
By JOHN McCARTHY SIMON
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$40 Billion More In Security Money Required For 2012 Olympics:
"Thank God. It Was Only The Fodder That Take Public Transport," Said A Relieved Blair.:
G-8 Leaders Prepare To Incubate Millions More Terrorists With Their 'Policies':
"As Long As Those Fuckers
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"Beware Of 'Whitey'" Bearing Gifts And Fuck The Pop Music Simpletons:
Debt Cut Means Foreclosure for Poorest Nations; Re-Establishment of Colonialism, Slavery:
Deal Would Cancel $40 Billion in Loans In Return For Draconian
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Rumsfeld Confirms Negotiations With Iraqi Terrorists:
Sunni Terrorists Demand Foreign Fighters From Britain And America Leave; Return Of Saddam:
Sunnis Reject U.S. Surrender Terms; Americans Offer To Give Terrorists Tony Blair, Cash:
By JOSHING WHITEY
They
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The Kleptocracy Has Spoken: "You Sold Us Your Souls. Now We Want Your Home And Your Babies."
Justices Affirm Property Seizures; 5-4 Ruling Backs Forced Sales for Private Development:
Combat Pedophelia: Military Hires
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Bill Frist Wins Josef Mengele Award For Second Year Running:
Dr. Frist Calls U.S. Torture Of Innocent Captives At Gitmo "Imaginative, Cutting Edge":
Durbin, Forgetting His Hannah Arendt, Absolves Low Level Prison Camp
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After 'Looney Left' Take All The Risks Only To Be Proven Right Yet Again, Democrats Urge Inquiry On Bush, Iraq Based On A Handful Of Brit Memos:
Greed, Self-Interest, Money, Jobs, Foppery, Ignorance, Religion, Fear,
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'UNCLE SLIMY WANTS YOU!':
Tie Off Join TODAY To Fight The War To End All Wars!:
Are You High Enough To Stop The March Of World Tyranny In Iraq?:
At no time, has the reason for fighting a war been more clear. Just look in your fuckin' driveway!:
Free Needles,
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Move to Democracy Still In The Pipeline, Bush Tells Eastern Europe:
"We really only need ya as beasts of burden, oil pipelines, nuclear proliferation and money launderin'," Bush Tells Eastern Europeans:
The Word Democracy Designed As All-Purpose Agitprop To
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"Your First Girlfriend Is A Mule. The Trick Is Not To make The Goat Jealous."
Coming Out Of The Barn; An Historical Account Of Bestiality In American Political Life And Thought:
By NEAL 'PORK THE' HORSLEY
Natural 'Born
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What Happens In The White House Stays In The White House:
Court Rules Cheney, Big Oil Can Secretly Conspire To Wage War For Oil:
Cheney Wins Court Ruling On Energy Panel Records:
Advocacy Groups Will Challenge In Courts Why
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Creationists Again Threaten Security Of Nation!:
Kansas Creationists In Vanguard Of Those Who Would End U.S.'s Military Superiority:
Evangelicals Prepared To Route Scientific/Technological Eggheads And Their Atheistic War Machines:
"Teaching Creationism Is Key
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Neil Bush, Pope 'Ratzo' Ratzinger Confederates In Money Making Scam:
Bush Banged The Asian Hookers But The Pope Swears He Was Down In the Cocktail Lounge At the Time Having A Bloody Mary:
Neil Bush Continues Bush Family's
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House Votes to Destroy Alaskan Arctic Wildlife Refuge:
GOP Passes Huge Tax Breaks for Big Oil, Gas:
Secret Bush-Cheney Oil Cartel Expects to Clear $3 Billion:
Energy Bill, Which Includes Arctic Drilling, Decried By
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The Anti-Empire Report, No. 20
By WILLIAM BLUM
A Desperate DeLay Criticizes Supreme Court Justice:
Tries to Rally Bigots Homophobes:
Calls Work on Schiavo Case 'Incredibly Outrageous':
Cheney Agrees that Alpha Males are
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Truth Carries Undesirable Subliminal Message:
With Iraq Lies Bush Shot Wad With Ghetto Inhabitants Near Texas Spread:
Americans Skeptical On Social Security Because Of Lies About Iraq:
Rove Admits Iraq/Social Security
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Washington Post 'Absolutely Ejaculatory!!! Two Thumbs Up' For American Financed Torture TV In Iraq:
U.S. Military, FOX Entertainment And Their Iraqi Proxies Pick Up Innocent, Indigent Civilians, Accuse Them Of Being
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Wolfowitz Gets European Blessing for Murderous World Bank Policy:
Bush Nominee Gives Assurances on Fighting to Increase Poverty:
"Murder is My Principal Weapon," Says Wolfowitz:
Cheney Decries Nepotism and Conflicts of
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The Checks And Balances Of The System:
Dear John: No Chance Iran-Contra Will Come Back To Haunt Ya: Make Checks Payable To Senate Select Committee On Intelligence:
Negroponte's Killing Time In Honduras--A Tissue Of An
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