Absolutely classic, thanks to Atanu Dey for pointing me (and the rest of india-gii) to it.
http://exile.ru/articles/detail.php?ARTICLE_ID=6487&IBLOCK_ID=35 Great Literary Frauds of Our Time By John Dolan Too bad it compares the dog of small minded mallus to "to kill a mockingbird" - which was much better written than this one. And was actually sincere.