Re: [Texascavers] A warning from the future

[Rod Goke]

God's impersonator (from 2035 or whenever) said:    "... that day is coming soon!" But wasn't "that day" supposed to have been yesterday, May 21? Why was no one raptured? Oh no! Could it be that we all have been judged unworthy and have been left here to suffer a most dreaded fate, namely having to continue putting up with all those other unworthy people, even the ones who post OT BS to Texascavers! Guess we'll just have to find a way to tolerate each other. ;-) Rod -----Original Message----- From: bmorgan...@aol.com Sent: May 22, 2011 9:43 AM To: texascavers@texascavers.com Subject: [Texascavers] A warning from the future Re: A warning from the future In retrospect I realize it was all a big mistake. I send down one of my ten billion only begotten sons only this particular one is a paranoid with a big mouth and everybody takes him seriously. His delusions of grandeur resonate with ignorant desert tribesmen whose idea of fun is to fight over camels. Then, about sixty years later after everybody has forgotten exactly what he says they collect the stories and they become a best seller. Shortly thereafter Roman priests and pederasts get involved, then another desert dwelling lunatic named Mo comes up with a different version that is almost exactly the same but worse. I did everything I could to dissuade people from believing this gibberish. I sent war, plague, and famine to everybody who bought the bull but it only reinforced their faith. It occurred to me to hide the original set of evil fairy tales so I sent a little shepherd boy to collect the scattered texts and hide them in a cave. That worked fairly well until cavers came along. Who could have imagined that in the late twentieth and early twenty first centuries people would be so bored they would have nothing better to do than to crawl into holes in the ground? So it came to pass that not too long ago a Bedouin caver discovered some of the hidden scrolls not far from the aptly named Dead sea in the accursed land of Yidzrael. The rotting fragments made no sense, and that should have put the matter to rest, but nooooo! Ask yourself, has peace come to the middle east? So I have finally had it. There are other yet undiscovered scrolls awaiting discovery and misinterpretation and I simply will not allow it. Henceforth all caving is banned along with all direct discussion thereof. No more trip reports, only off topic apocrypha will be allowed. As to cavers themselves I condemn them to old age and death. The use of electronic media is part of my plan. No more scrolls in caves that might be found later, just pointless babbling that will disappear from earth once the lights go out. As you have been repeatedly warned, that day is coming soon! God --------------------------------------------------------------------- Visit our website: http://texascavers.com To unsubscribe, e-mail: texascavers-unsubscr...@texascavers.com For additional commands, e-mail: texascavers-h...@texascavers.com