Correction- Due to dim light and power cut two errors kept in . read whole as
hole. Read ending as entering. Sorry for the correctionGopalakrishnan
On Saturday, 27 January, 2024 at 06:37:13 am IST, 'gopala krishnan' via
iyer123 <[email protected]> wrote:
Respected Mr Rajaram,
You have not completed the pundit story in QA 4
The pundit found about to broken piece on one end of the boat at top and
removed it. It was slightly bigger than the hole in the boat. With force he
inserted it in to the whole. Water ending stopped. With bow, he rowed safely to
the other bank. Pundit is Mr Narayanaswamy.
The boat man felt the other bank was near and he could swim. Since he did not
consume any thing and drunken in previous night drowned in the water. Without
telling the boatman is Mr Rajaram.
Sir, Please write a story properly so that another one can find any loop hole.
Another one is myself- Gopalakrishnan
On Friday, 26 January, 2024 at 10:31:58 pm IST, Rajaram Krishnamurthy
<[email protected]> wrote:
CULTURAL QA 01202426
Q1 LetGopalakrishnan reply to his manasika guru Narayanasamy boldly
against the badcomment N wrote
Q2 Whyis Udupi Krishna seen through a window?
KR How sabarimala and Guruvayoor look like?
Q3 Whatjoke will make one burst into laughter for at least 30
seconds?
KR Alwaysgetting ideas only from the west as our store in
individuals are empty? Tenalirama and thieves story is similar but no one
laughs?
Q4 Doyou know a joke about townspeople in the countryside?
KR Again idea from the west and not the story I wrote many times
unread andnot remembered Ramakrishna Parama hamsa stories; The pundit who
pretended as learntlike Narayanasamy boarded the boat to cross ganga; haughtily
pundit was askingthe boatman, do you know rig vedam; Yajur vedam; Upanishad
epics so on soforth; at one place, boatman asked the pundit, “do you know
swimming”? Pundit said “NO”; and boatman said the boatis sinking and how will
you save your life without learning swimming? Boatmanjumped into the river
having known only swimming.
Q5 Doyou know a joke about a parrot?
KR What is the joke? Parrot isNarayanasamy? KR IRS 26124
On Fri, 26 Jan 2024 at 18:33, 'gopala krishnan' via iyer123
<[email protected]> wrote:
CULTURAL QA 01-2024-26
All the BELOW QA are from Quora digest to me on 26-01-2024.
Quora answers need not be 100% correct answers
.Compiled and posted by R. Gopalakrishnan, on 26-01-2024
Q1 Why areHanuman and Sita missing from Ram Temple in Ayodhya? I
have always seen Ramwith Sita and Hanuman.
A1 SiddharthSinha,20h
The Mandir is the birth place of God Rama, and so the Mandir has a Deity of God
Rama as a 5 yearold. This, the Deity is called RAM LALLA (child Ram, in an
abstract waybecause ‘Lalla has no precise meaning in English).
Because the Mandir dedicated to Child Rama, Mata Sita orHanuman were not a part
of His life at the time, and so, having their Idols would makeno sense.
Q2 Why isUdupi Krishna seen through a window?
A2 RathiS,Iam interested in reading and writing.Updated Dec 5
Sri Madhvacharya constructed this Navagraha Kindi in histime as our beloved
Udupi Sri Krishna is made by God Vishwakarma at SriKrishna's request for mata
Rukmini Devi.She worshipped it till Dwarka wassubmerged by the sea,then idol
went inside Gopi chandana gadde.
>From dwaraka Krishna (who is sarvottama)came to Udupifor Shri madhvacharya(who
>is jeevottama,god vayu,incarnated ashanuma-bheema-madhva, he is intermediary
>between Vishnu and Dvaita devotees,guiding the latter in their journey towards
>Vishnu.
As told by Sri Madhvacharya, in his TantrasaraSangraha, the Vigraha is placed
Pashchimabhimukha (facing west).
This Krishna is made by none other than Vishvakarma(divine architect of the
devas).
It is worshipped by Rukminee devi during dwapara yuga.
It is worshipped by Shree Madhvacharya and latercontinued by his disciples.
No one is allowed to touch the diety except eight mathasanyasi.
The newly inherited swamiji need to performchaturmaasya vrata before
worshipping krishna.
In order to protect the divinity of the idol,we can't goinside the garbhagriha
and we can only see the lord from Navagraha kindi.
Q3 Whatjoke will make one burst into laughter for at least 30
seconds?
A3 Prosenjit,Acertified nerd on books, movies and pop culture!!Dec 7
A wealthy man walked into a bar in Miami. As soon as he entered, he noticed an
Afr*ican woman, sitting in onecorner. He walked over to the counter, removed
his wallet and shouted,"Bartender! I'm buying drinks for everyone in this
bar,except that woman over there!"
The bartender collected the money and began servingfree drinks to everyone in
the bar, except the Afr*ican woman. Instead ofbecoming upset, the woman simply
looked up atthe guy and shouted, "Thank you!"
This infuriated the wealthy guy. So once again, he took out hiswallet and
shouted, "Waiter! This time I am buying bottles of wine andadditional food for
everyone in this bar, except for that Af*rican sitting inthe corner over there!"
The bartender collected the money from the man andbegan serving free food and
wine to everyone in the bar except the African. When the waiter finished
serving the food and drinks, the Afri*can womansimply smiled at the man and
said, Thank you!"
That made him furious. So he leaned over the counter andasked the bartender,
"Whatis wrong with that woman.. I have bought food and drinks for everyone in
thisbar except for her, and instead of becoming angry, she just sits there,
smilesat me and shouts 'Thank you.' Is she mad"
The bartender smiled at the wealthy man and said, "No, she is notmad. She is
the OWNER of this establishment."
Q4 Do youknow a joke about townspeople in the countryside?
A4 JosephAspler,Sep 20
A detective stopped by a farm. He told the owner, “I need to inspect your farm
for illegal drugs”. The farmer said, “OK, butdon’t go into the field over
there”.
The detective pulled his badge from his pocket and showed it to the farmer.
“Seethis badge? This badge means I go wherever I want… anywhere. Do you
understand,old man?!”
The farmer apologized, and went about his work. Moments later the farmer heard
loud screams. He looked upand saw the detective running for his life, chased by
the farmer’s prize bull.
With every step the bull was gaining ground on theofficer, and it was likely
that the detective would never reach safety in time.
Thefarmer called out to the detective,
“SHOWHIM YOUR BADGE! SHOW HIM YOUR BADGE!”
Q5 Do youknow a joke about a parrot?
A5 AndrasLu,Sep 14
A man buys a parrot. The bird is beautiful, but swears in the most foul manner
all day long.
The man tries everything to silence the parrot: hecovers the cage, he turns on
loud music, he threatens to hit the parrot... but it's all of no use.
After a few days of incessant ranting, hebecomes so unnerved that he grabs the
parrot and puts it in the freezer. Theparrot is rioting around at first, but
then suddenly everything in the freezerbecomes dead quiet.
The man feels guilty and is afraid that the parrot mayhave died of fear. So he
opens the chest again. The parrot climbs out, climbs up the man'sarm, sits on
the shoulder and says, "I would like to apologize profusely for myunbecoming
behavior. I assure you that this will never happen again."
The man is completely flabbergasted, but before he cansay anything himself, the
parrot clears his throat and says:"If you allow me to ask... what did the
chicken do?
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