What is the use of empty pot making so much noise/ KR On Sun, 28 Jan 2024 at 03:42, Laxminarayan Sarma < [email protected]> wrote:
> *RogerRum IaRSe - hole* > > *Hah hah.. standard and a bum of an SoB like you fathered by myriad > muslims , brothel born, bred and brought up now pimping for your womenfolk > and also earning petty coins by allowing Saidapettai Musslina to bugger you* > > *That's your standard, you Sob. * > > *Don't spit at the sky. It'll fall on your ugly pig face * > > On Sat, 27 Jan, 2024, 10:28 pm Rajaram Krishnamurthy, < > [email protected]> wrote: > >> That is the low level of you? well Sarama level is only That KR >> >> On Sat, 27 Jan 2024 at 08:17, Laxminarayan Sarma < >> [email protected]> wrote: >> >>> *IaRSe - hole, * >>> >>> *You* >>> >>> *Are* >>> >>> *The * >>> >>> *Biggest* >>> >>> *Joke* >>> >>> On Sat, 27 Jan, 2024, 7:21 pm Narayanaswamy Iyer, <[email protected]> >>> wrote: >>> >>>> >>>> Dear folks >>>> >>>> "*The Pandit replied that he had read all the books about swimming. >>>> The boatman replied, "Then you better put what you read into practice >>>> because the boat is sinking!" The river water had risen and it was raining >>>> heavily by now.*" >>>> >>>> My comments:- I have crossed rivers on boats several times. >>>> >>>> Super-stupid landlubber ex-IRS alias Cockroachmoorthy does not know >>>> that when a river "rises" the boat floating on it also rises. >>>> >>>> He also does not know that, however heavy the rain, it can never fill >>>> the boat with water. In any event, it is the boatman's duty to scrape the >>>> water and throw it out. Else, he will not only lose his boat, but also his >>>> life if the shore is far away. >>>> >>>> Riverboats made of wood do not sink because of rain. >>>> >>>> S Narayanaswamy Iyer >>>> >>>> On Sat, Jan 27, 2024 at 11:35 AM Rajaram Krishnamurthy < >>>> [email protected]> wrote: >>>> >>>>> Dear Mr Gopalakrishnan >>>>> I can also tell your story on my own which I won't; yor >>>>> fabrication tailor made by yourself but not found in that real as told >>>>> folklore, is nothing but i call you as a big Jalra. Drowned Pundit is only >>>>> a drowned pundit; and in that story the boatman was never drunk. As per so >>>>> many people, Narayanasamy is a turkey feogning Peacock. You are being >>>>> ignorant and may love your level. The story is:Once a Pandit hired a >>>>> boat to cross a river. Bored, he asked the boatman whether he had read the >>>>> Upanishads. When the boatman replied in negative, the Pandit said that he >>>>> had wasted his life. With every such question, the Pandit kept saying how >>>>> the boatman had wasted his life. Suddenly, the boatman asked the >>>>> Pandit if he knew swimming. The Pandit replied that he had read all the >>>>> books about swimming. The boatman replied, "Then you better put what you >>>>> read into practice because the boat is sinking!" The river water had risen >>>>> and it was raining heavily by now. Needless to say, the Pandit >>>>> started drowning. The boatman said, "You have wasted all your life by just >>>>> reading about swimming. You should have also practiced." That is all. >>>>> And audio in detail: >>>>> https://drive.google.com/file/d/1G_q0KY3QArkGEnOemm3JL4KdPaLque_-/view?usp=drive_link >>>>> KR >>>>> IRS 26 1 24 >>>>> >>>>> On Fri, 26 Jan 2024 at 19:07, gopala krishnan <[email protected]> >>>>> wrote: >>>>> >>>>>> Respected Mr Rajaram, >>>>>> >>>>>> *You have not completed the pundit story in QA 4* >>>>>> >>>>>> The pundit found about to broken piece on one end of the boat at top >>>>>> and removed it. It was slightly bigger than the hole in the boat. *With >>>>>> force he inserted it in to the whole. Water ending stopped. With bow, he >>>>>> rowed safely to the other bank. Pundit is Mr Narayanaswamy. * >>>>>> >>>>>> The boat man felt the other bank was near and he could swim. Since he >>>>>> did not consume any thing and drunken in previous night *drowned in >>>>>> the water. Without telling the boatman is Mr Rajaram.* >>>>>> >>>>>> *Sir, Please write a story properly so that another one can find any >>>>>> loop hole. Another one is myself- Gopalakrishnan* >>>>>> >>>>>> On Friday, 26 January, 2024 at 10:31:58 pm IST, Rajaram Krishnamurthy >>>>>> <[email protected]> wrote: >>>>>> >>>>>> >>>>>> CULTURAL QA 01202426 >>>>>> >>>>>> Q1 Let Gopalakrishnan reply to his manasika guru Narayanasamy >>>>>> boldly against the bad comment N wrote >>>>>> >>>>>> Q2 Why is Udupi Krishna seen through a window? >>>>>> >>>>>> KR How sabarimala and Guruvayoor look like? >>>>>> >>>>>> Q3 What joke will make one burst into laughter for at >>>>>> least 30 seconds? >>>>>> >>>>>> KR Always getting ideas only from the west as our store in >>>>>> individuals are empty? Tenali rama and thieves story is similar but no >>>>>> one >>>>>> laughs? >>>>>> >>>>>> Q4 Do you know a joke about townspeople in the >>>>>> countryside? >>>>>> >>>>>> KR Again idea from the west and not the story I wrote >>>>>> many times unread and not remembered Ramakrishna Parama hamsa stories; >>>>>> The >>>>>> pundit who pretended as learnt like Narayanasamy boarded the boat to >>>>>> cross >>>>>> ganga; haughtily pundit was asking the boatman, do you know rig vedam; >>>>>> Yajur vedam; Upanishad epics so on so forth; at one place, boatman asked >>>>>> the pundit, “do you know swimming”? Pundit said “NO”; and boatman said >>>>>> the >>>>>> boat is sinking and how will you save your life without learning >>>>>> swimming? >>>>>> Boatman jumped into the river having known only swimming. >>>>>> >>>>>> Q5 Do you know a joke about a parrot? >>>>>> >>>>>> KR What is the joke? Parrot is Narayanasamy? KR >>>>>> IRS 26124 >>>>>> >>>>>> On Fri, 26 Jan 2024 at 18:33, 'gopala krishnan' via iyer123 < >>>>>> [email protected]> wrote: >>>>>> >>>>>> *CULTURAL QA 01-2024-26* >>>>>> >>>>>> *All the BELOW QA are from Quora digest to me on 26-01-2024.* >>>>>> >>>>>> * Quora answers need not be 100% correct answers * >>>>>> >>>>>> *.Compiled* *and posted by R. Gopala krishnan, on 26-01-2024* >>>>>> >>>>>> *Q1 Why are Hanuman and Sita missing from Ram Temple in >>>>>> Ayodhya? I have always seen Ram with Sita and Hanuman.* >>>>>> >>>>>> *A1 Siddharth Sinha,20h* >>>>>> >>>>>> *The Mandir is the birth place of God Rama, and so the Mandir has a >>>>>> Deity of God Rama as a 5 year old. This, the Deity is called RAM LALLA >>>>>> (child Ram, in an abstract way because ‘Lalla has no precise meaning in >>>>>> English).* >>>>>> >>>>>> *Because the Mandir dedicated to Child Rama, Mata Sita or Hanuman >>>>>> were not a part of His life at the time**, **and so, having their >>>>>> Idols would make no sense.* >>>>>> >>>>>> *Q2 Why is Udupi Krishna seen through a window?* >>>>>> >>>>>> *A2 Rathi S,Iam interested in reading and writing.Updated >>>>>> Dec 5* >>>>>> >>>>>> *Sri Madhvacharya constructed this Navagraha Kindi in his time as our >>>>>> beloved Udupi Sri Krishna is made by God Vishwakarma at Sri Krishna's >>>>>> request for mata Rukmini Devi**.**She worshipped it till Dwarka was >>>>>> submerged by the sea,then idol went inside Gopi chandana gadde.* >>>>>> >>>>>> *From dwaraka Krishna (who is sarvottama)came to Udupi for Shri >>>>>> madhvacharya(who is jeevottama,god vayu,incarnated as >>>>>> hanuma-bheema-madhva, >>>>>> he is intermediary between Vishnu and Dvaita devotees, guiding the latter >>>>>> in their journey towards Vishnu.* >>>>>> >>>>>> *As told by Sri Madhvacharya, in his Tantrasara Sangraha, the Vigraha >>>>>> is placed Pashchimabhimukha (facing west).* >>>>>> >>>>>> *This Krishna is made by none other than Vishvakarma (divine >>>>>> architect of the devas).* >>>>>> >>>>>> *It is worshipped by Rukminee devi during dwapara yuga.* >>>>>> >>>>>> *It is worshipped by Shree Madhvacharya and later continued by his >>>>>> disciples.* >>>>>> >>>>>> *No one is allowed to touch the diety except eight matha sanyasi**.* >>>>>> >>>>>> *The newly inherited swamiji need to perform chaturmaasya vrata >>>>>> before worshipping krishna.* >>>>>> >>>>>> *In order to protect the divinity of the idol,we can't go inside the >>>>>> garbhagriha and we can only see the lord from Navagraha kindi.* >>>>>> >>>>>> *Q3 What joke will make one burst into laughter for at >>>>>> least 30 seconds?* >>>>>> >>>>>> *A3 Prosenjit,A certified nerd on books, movies and pop >>>>>> culture!!Dec 7* >>>>>> >>>>>> *A wealthy man walked into a bar in Miami. As soon as he entered, he >>>>>> noticed an Afr*ican woman, sitting in one corner. He walked over to the >>>>>> counter, removed his wallet and shouted, "Bartender! I'm buying drinks >>>>>> for >>>>>> everyone in this bar, except that woman over there!"* >>>>>> >>>>>> *The bartender collected the money and began serving free drinks to >>>>>> everyone in the bar, except the Afr*ican woman. Instead of becoming >>>>>> upset, >>>>>> the woman simply looked up at the guy and shouted, "Thank you!"* >>>>>> >>>>>> *This infuriated the wealthy guy**. So once again, he took out his >>>>>> wallet and shouted, "Waiter! This time I am buying bottles of wine and >>>>>> additional food for everyone in this bar, except for that Af*rican >>>>>> sitting >>>>>> in the corner over there!"* >>>>>> >>>>>> *The bartender collected the money from the man and began serving >>>>>> free food and wine to everyone in the bar except the African. When the >>>>>> waiter finished serving the food and drinks, the Afri*can woman simply >>>>>> smiled at the man and said, Thank you!"* >>>>>> >>>>>> *That made him furious**. So he leaned over the counter and asked >>>>>> the bartender, "What is wrong with that woman.. I have bought food and >>>>>> drinks for everyone in this bar except for her, and instead of becoming >>>>>> angry, she just sits there, smiles at me and shouts 'Thank you.' Is she >>>>>> mad"* >>>>>> >>>>>> *The bartender smiled at the wealthy man and said, "No, she is not >>>>>> mad. She is the OWNER of this establishment."* >>>>>> >>>>>> *Q4 Do you know a joke about townspeople in the >>>>>> countryside?* >>>>>> >>>>>> *A4 Joseph Aspler,Sep 20* >>>>>> >>>>>> *A detective stopped by a farm. He told the owner, “I need to inspect >>>>>> your farm for illegal drugs”. The farmer said, “OK, but don’t go into the >>>>>> field over there”.* >>>>>> >>>>>> *The detective pulled his badge from his pocket **and showed it to >>>>>> the farmer. “See this badge? This badge means I go wherever I want… >>>>>> anywhere. Do you understand, old man?!”* >>>>>> >>>>>> *The farmer apologized, and went about his work**. Moments later **the >>>>>> farmer heard loud screams. He looked up and saw the detective running for >>>>>> his life, chased by the farmer’s prize bull. * >>>>>> >>>>>> *With every step the bull was gaining ground on the officer, and it >>>>>> was likely that the detective would never reach safety in time.* >>>>>> >>>>>> *The farmer called out to the detective,* >>>>>> >>>>>> *“SHOW HIM YOUR BADGE! SHOW HIM YOUR BADGE!”* >>>>>> >>>>>> *Q5 Do you know a joke about a parrot?* >>>>>> >>>>>> *A5 Andras Lu,Sep 14* >>>>>> >>>>>> *A man buys a parrot. The bird is beautiful, but swears in the most >>>>>> foul manner all day long.* >>>>>> >>>>>> *The man tries everything to silence the parrot: he covers the cage, >>>>>> he turns on loud music, he threatens to hit the parrot... but it's all of >>>>>> no use.* >>>>>> >>>>>> *After a few days of incessant ranting, he becomes so unnerved that >>>>>> he grabs the parrot and puts it in the freezer. The parrot is rioting >>>>>> around at first, but then suddenly everything in the freezer becomes dead >>>>>> quiet.* >>>>>> >>>>>> *The man feels guilty and is afraid that the parrot may have died of >>>>>> fear**. So he opens the chest again. The parrot climbs out, climbs >>>>>> up the man's arm, sits on the shoulder and says, "I would like to >>>>>> apologize >>>>>> profusely for my unbecoming behavior. I assure you that this will never >>>>>> happen again."* >>>>>> >>>>>> *The man is completely flabbergasted, but before he can say anything >>>>>> himself, the parrot clears his throat and says: "If you allow me to >>>>>> ask... >>>>>> what did the chicken do?* >>>>>> >>>>>> -- >>>>>> You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google >>>>>> Groups "iyer123" group. >>>>>> To unsubscribe from this group and stop receiving emails from it, >>>>>> send an email to [email protected]. >>>>>> To view this discussion on the web visit >>>>>> https://groups.google.com/d/msgid/iyer123/935511381.812400.1706274176655%40mail.yahoo.com >>>>>> <https://groups.google.com/d/msgid/iyer123/935511381.812400.1706274176655%40mail.yahoo.com?utm_medium=email&utm_source=footer> >>>>>> . >>>>>> >>>>>> -- >>>>>> On Facebook, please join >>>>>> https://www.facebook.com/groups/keralaiyerstrust >>>>>> >>>>>> We are now on Telegram Mobile App also, please join >>>>>> >>>>>> Pattars/Kerala Iyers Discussions: https://t.me/PattarsGroup >>>>>> >>>>>> Kerala Iyers Trust Decisions only posts : >>>>>> https://t.me/KeralaIyersTrust >>>>>> >>>>>> Kerala Iyers Trust Group for Discussions: >>>>>> https://t.me/KeralaIyersTrustGroup >>>>>> --- >>>>>> You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google >>>>>> Groups "KeralaIyers" group. >>>>>> To unsubscribe from this group and stop receiving emails from it, >>>>>> send an email to [email protected]. >>>>>> To view this discussion on the web visit >>>>>> https://groups.google.com/d/msgid/keralaiyers/CAL5XZoq1o__JiKE%3DjN8Lwdqncc%3DdTydYwBzJup3AOzUnXpAxZQ%40mail.gmail.com >>>>>> <https://groups.google.com/d/msgid/keralaiyers/CAL5XZoq1o__JiKE%3DjN8Lwdqncc%3DdTydYwBzJup3AOzUnXpAxZQ%40mail.gmail.com?utm_medium=email&utm_source=footer> >>>>>> . >>>>>> >>>>> -- >>> You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google >>> Groups "iyer123" group. >>> To unsubscribe from this group and stop receiving emails from it, send >>> an email to [email protected]. >>> To view this discussion on the web visit >>> https://groups.google.com/d/msgid/iyer123/CAEcNPKrgmURAFv1gWQ_3fkVQ9wwsXksAzwaNTWVreVUj92d%3DEg%40mail.gmail.com >>> <https://groups.google.com/d/msgid/iyer123/CAEcNPKrgmURAFv1gWQ_3fkVQ9wwsXksAzwaNTWVreVUj92d%3DEg%40mail.gmail.com?utm_medium=email&utm_source=footer> >>> . >>> >> -- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "Thatha_Patty" group. 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