💤🤣🥱👻🙈🙉🙊👎🫳👊🌀🌚🌑🎃⚫⚫⚫🆘 What a funny fellow narayana you are? Ha ha ha 18 remarks symbolic of your standard. You can also scratch your hips reminding your origin also KR
On Sat, 27 Jan 2024 at 07:29, Narayanaswamy Iyer <[email protected]> wrote: > > (1) "*What joke will make one burst into laughter for at least 30 > seconds?*" > > Answer:- That KR IRS 26124 has attended pre-primary kindergarten and can > write good English. > > (2) "*Do you know a joke about townspeople in the countryside?*" > > Answers:- KR IRS 26124 from Red Dogtown Chennai visited Kerala, and > asked a woman he met, "Nellaa irukkiyaa?" The woman replied, "Nelline > nyangal irukkunnillaa; mundine irukki kattum." > > KR IRS 26124 from Red Dogtown Chennai, who claimed to know all the vedams, > bhagavath-geetha, and all the shaasthrams, visited Kerala, and asked a > cherukkan there to climb a coconut palmtree and pluck a young coconut for > him. The cherukkan replied, "Cast a spell from your r'g-vedam, and the > coconut will fall down. As you know, I am only the lowly feet, whereas you > are the great blockhead." > > (3) "*Do you know a joke about a parrot?*" > > Answer:- KR IRS 26124 from Red Dogtown Chennai claimed he knew more > vedams, shruthis, puraanams, shaasthrams, and other scriptures than > Vyaasa's fourth son Suka (born when Vyaasa ejaculated into fire-sticks > which he was rubbing) and, when cornered in debate, would fly away in the > form of a parrot, like Suka. > > S Narayanaswamy Iyer > > > > > On Sat, Jan 27, 2024 at 1:01 AM Rajaram Krishnamurthy < > [email protected]> wrote: > >> CULTURAL QA 01202426 >> >> Q1 Let Gopalakrishnan reply to his manasika guru Narayanasamy >> boldly against the bad comment N wrote >> >> Q2 Why is Udupi Krishna seen through a window? >> >> KR How sabarimala and Guruvayoor look like? >> >> Q3 What joke will make one burst into laughter for at least >> 30 seconds? >> >> KR Always getting ideas only from the west as our store in >> individuals are empty? Tenali rama and thieves story is similar but no one >> laughs? >> >> Q4 Do you know a joke about townspeople in the countryside? >> >> KR Again idea from the west and not the story I wrote many >> times unread and not remembered Ramakrishna Parama hamsa stories; The >> pundit who pretended as learnt like Narayanasamy boarded the boat to cross >> ganga; haughtily pundit was asking the boatman, do you know rig vedam; >> Yajur vedam; Upanishad epics so on so forth; at one place, boatman asked >> the pundit, “do you know swimming”? Pundit said “NO”; and boatman said the >> boat is sinking and how will you save your life without learning swimming? >> Boatman jumped into the river having known only swimming. >> >> Q5 Do you know a joke about a parrot? >> >> KR What is the joke? Parrot is Narayanasamy? KR IRS >> 26124 >> >> On Fri, 26 Jan 2024 at 18:33, 'gopala krishnan' via iyer123 < >> [email protected]> wrote: >> >>> *CULTURAL QA 01-2024-26* >>> >>> *All the BELOW QA are from Quora digest to me on 26-01-2024.* >>> >>> * Quora answers need not be 100% correct answers * >>> >>> *.Compiled* *and posted by R. Gopala krishnan, on 26-01-2024* >>> >>> *Q1 Why are Hanuman and Sita missing from Ram Temple in >>> Ayodhya? I have always seen Ram with Sita and Hanuman.* >>> >>> *A1 Siddharth Sinha,20h* >>> >>> *The Mandir is the birth place of God Rama, and so the Mandir has a >>> Deity of God Rama as a 5 year old. This, the Deity is called RAM LALLA >>> (child Ram, in an abstract way because ‘Lalla has no precise meaning in >>> English).* >>> >>> *Because the Mandir dedicated to Child Rama, Mata Sita or Hanuman were >>> not a part of His life at the time**, **and so, having their Idols >>> would make no sense.* >>> >>> *Q2 Why is Udupi Krishna seen through a window?* >>> >>> *A2 Rathi S,Iam interested in reading and writing.Updated >>> Dec 5* >>> >>> *Sri Madhvacharya constructed this Navagraha Kindi in his time as our >>> beloved Udupi Sri Krishna is made by God Vishwakarma at Sri Krishna's >>> request for mata Rukmini Devi**.**She worshipped it till Dwarka was >>> submerged by the sea,then idol went inside Gopi chandana gadde.* >>> >>> *From dwaraka Krishna (who is sarvottama)came to Udupi for Shri >>> madhvacharya(who is jeevottama,god vayu,incarnated as hanuma-bheema-madhva, >>> he is intermediary between Vishnu and Dvaita devotees, guiding the latter >>> in their journey towards Vishnu.* >>> >>> *As told by Sri Madhvacharya, in his Tantrasara Sangraha, the Vigraha is >>> placed Pashchimabhimukha (facing west).* >>> >>> *This Krishna is made by none other than Vishvakarma (divine architect >>> of the devas).* >>> >>> *It is worshipped by Rukminee devi during dwapara yuga.* >>> >>> *It is worshipped by Shree Madhvacharya and later continued by his >>> disciples.* >>> >>> *No one is allowed to touch the diety except eight matha sanyasi**.* >>> >>> *The newly inherited swamiji need to perform chaturmaasya vrata before >>> worshipping krishna.* >>> >>> *In order to protect the divinity of the idol,we can't go inside the >>> garbhagriha and we can only see the lord from Navagraha kindi.* >>> >>> *Q3 What joke will make one burst into laughter for at least >>> 30 seconds?* >>> >>> *A3 Prosenjit,A certified nerd on books, movies and pop >>> culture!!Dec 7* >>> >>> *A wealthy man walked into a bar in Miami. As soon as he entered, he >>> noticed an Afr*ican woman, sitting in one corner. He walked over to the >>> counter, removed his wallet and shouted, "Bartender! I'm buying drinks for >>> everyone in this bar, except that woman over there!"* >>> >>> *The bartender collected the money and began serving free drinks to >>> everyone in the bar, except the Afr*ican woman. Instead of becoming upset, >>> the woman simply looked up at the guy and shouted, "Thank you!"* >>> >>> *This infuriated the wealthy guy**. So once again, he took out his >>> wallet and shouted, "Waiter! This time I am buying bottles of wine and >>> additional food for everyone in this bar, except for that Af*rican sitting >>> in the corner over there!"* >>> >>> *The bartender collected the money from the man and began serving free >>> food and wine to everyone in the bar except the African. When the waiter >>> finished serving the food and drinks, the Afri*can woman simply smiled at >>> the man and said, Thank you!"* >>> >>> *That made him furious**. So he leaned over the counter and asked the >>> bartender, "What is wrong with that woman.. I have bought food and drinks >>> for everyone in this bar except for her, and instead of becoming angry, she >>> just sits there, smiles at me and shouts 'Thank you.' Is she mad"* >>> >>> *The bartender smiled at the wealthy man and said, "No, she is not mad. >>> She is the OWNER of this establishment."* >>> >>> *Q4 Do you know a joke about townspeople in the countryside?* >>> >>> *A4 Joseph Aspler,Sep 20* >>> >>> *A detective stopped by a farm. He told the owner, “I need to inspect >>> your farm for illegal drugs”. The farmer said, “OK, but don’t go into the >>> field over there”.* >>> >>> *The detective pulled his badge from his pocket **and showed it to the >>> farmer. “See this badge? This badge means I go wherever I want… anywhere. >>> Do you understand, old man?!”* >>> >>> *The farmer apologized, and went about his work**. Moments later **the >>> farmer heard loud screams. He looked up and saw the detective running for >>> his life, chased by the farmer’s prize bull. * >>> >>> *With every step the bull was gaining ground on the officer, and it was >>> likely that the detective would never reach safety in time.* >>> >>> *The farmer called out to the detective,* >>> >>> *“SHOW HIM YOUR BADGE! SHOW HIM YOUR BADGE!”* >>> >>> *Q5 Do you know a joke about a parrot?* >>> >>> *A5 Andras Lu,Sep 14* >>> >>> *A man buys a parrot. The bird is beautiful, but swears in the most foul >>> manner all day long.* >>> >>> *The man tries everything to silence the parrot: he covers the cage, he >>> turns on loud music, he threatens to hit the parrot... but it's all of no >>> use.* >>> >>> *After a few days of incessant ranting, he becomes so unnerved that he >>> grabs the parrot and puts it in the freezer. The parrot is rioting around >>> at first, but then suddenly everything in the freezer becomes dead quiet.* >>> >>> *The man feels guilty and is afraid that the parrot may have died of >>> fear**. So he opens the chest again. The parrot climbs out, climbs up >>> the man's arm, sits on the shoulder and says, "I would like to apologize >>> profusely for my unbecoming behavior. I assure you that this will never >>> happen again."* >>> >>> *The man is completely flabbergasted, but before he can say anything >>> himself, the parrot clears his throat and says: "If you allow me to ask... >>> what did the chicken do?* >>> >>> -- >>> You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google >>> Groups "iyer123" group. >>> To unsubscribe from this group and stop receiving emails from it, send >>> an email to [email protected]. >>> To view this discussion on the web visit >>> https://groups.google.com/d/msgid/iyer123/935511381.812400.1706274176655%40mail.yahoo.com >>> <https://groups.google.com/d/msgid/iyer123/935511381.812400.1706274176655%40mail.yahoo.com?utm_medium=email&utm_source=footer> >>> . >>> >> -- >> On Facebook, please join https://www.facebook.com/groups/keralaiyerstrust >> >> We are now on Telegram Mobile App also, please join >> >> Pattars/Kerala Iyers Discussions: https://t.me/PattarsGroup >> >> Kerala Iyers Trust Decisions only posts : https://t.me/KeralaIyersTrust >> >> Kerala Iyers Trust Group for Discussions: >> https://t.me/KeralaIyersTrustGroup >> --- >> You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups >> "KeralaIyers" group. >> To unsubscribe from this group and stop receiving emails from it, send an >> email to [email protected]. >> To view this discussion on the web visit >> https://groups.google.com/d/msgid/keralaiyers/CAL5XZoq1o__JiKE%3DjN8Lwdqncc%3DdTydYwBzJup3AOzUnXpAxZQ%40mail.gmail.com >> <https://groups.google.com/d/msgid/keralaiyers/CAL5XZoq1o__JiKE%3DjN8Lwdqncc%3DdTydYwBzJup3AOzUnXpAxZQ%40mail.gmail.com?utm_medium=email&utm_source=footer> >> . >> > -- > You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups > "iyer123" group. > To unsubscribe from this group and stop receiving emails from it, send an > email to [email protected]. > To view this discussion on the web visit > https://groups.google.com/d/msgid/iyer123/CAL4idhMS7ziSifNoFbOTGpxAHOJABQR_oTEd%3DiBuQ9-iNreQ3w%40mail.gmail.com > <https://groups.google.com/d/msgid/iyer123/CAL4idhMS7ziSifNoFbOTGpxAHOJABQR_oTEd%3DiBuQ9-iNreQ3w%40mail.gmail.com?utm_medium=email&utm_source=footer> > . > -- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "Thatha_Patty" group. 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