That is the low level of you? well Sarama level is only That KR On Sat, 27 Jan 2024 at 08:17, Laxminarayan Sarma < [email protected]> wrote:
> *IaRSe - hole, * > > *You* > > *Are* > > *The * > > *Biggest* > > *Joke* > > On Sat, 27 Jan, 2024, 7:21 pm Narayanaswamy Iyer, <[email protected]> > wrote: > >> >> Dear folks >> >> "*The Pandit replied that he had read all the books about swimming. The >> boatman replied, "Then you better put what you read into practice because >> the boat is sinking!" The river water had risen and it was raining heavily >> by now.*" >> >> My comments:- I have crossed rivers on boats several times. >> >> Super-stupid landlubber ex-IRS alias Cockroachmoorthy does not know that >> when a river "rises" the boat floating on it also rises. >> >> He also does not know that, however heavy the rain, it can never fill the >> boat with water. In any event, it is the boatman's duty to scrape the >> water and throw it out. Else, he will not only lose his boat, but also his >> life if the shore is far away. >> >> Riverboats made of wood do not sink because of rain. >> >> S Narayanaswamy Iyer >> >> On Sat, Jan 27, 2024 at 11:35 AM Rajaram Krishnamurthy < >> [email protected]> wrote: >> >>> Dear Mr Gopalakrishnan >>> I can also tell your story on my own which I won't; yor >>> fabrication tailor made by yourself but not found in that real as told >>> folklore, is nothing but i call you as a big Jalra. Drowned Pundit is only >>> a drowned pundit; and in that story the boatman was never drunk. As per so >>> many people, Narayanasamy is a turkey feogning Peacock. You are being >>> ignorant and may love your level. The story is:Once a Pandit hired a >>> boat to cross a river. Bored, he asked the boatman whether he had read the >>> Upanishads. When the boatman replied in negative, the Pandit said that he >>> had wasted his life. With every such question, the Pandit kept saying how >>> the boatman had wasted his life. Suddenly, the boatman asked the Pandit >>> if he knew swimming. The Pandit replied that he had read all the books >>> about swimming. The boatman replied, "Then you better put what you read >>> into practice because the boat is sinking!" The river water had risen and >>> it was raining heavily by now. Needless to say, the Pandit started >>> drowning. The boatman said, "You have wasted all your life by just reading >>> about swimming. You should have also practiced." That is all. And audio >>> in detail: >>> https://drive.google.com/file/d/1G_q0KY3QArkGEnOemm3JL4KdPaLque_-/view?usp=drive_link >>> KR >>> IRS 26 1 24 >>> >>> On Fri, 26 Jan 2024 at 19:07, gopala krishnan <[email protected]> wrote: >>> >>>> Respected Mr Rajaram, >>>> >>>> *You have not completed the pundit story in QA 4* >>>> >>>> The pundit found about to broken piece on one end of the boat at top >>>> and removed it. It was slightly bigger than the hole in the boat. *With >>>> force he inserted it in to the whole. Water ending stopped. With bow, he >>>> rowed safely to the other bank. Pundit is Mr Narayanaswamy. * >>>> >>>> The boat man felt the other bank was near and he could swim. Since he >>>> did not consume any thing and drunken in previous night *drowned in >>>> the water. Without telling the boatman is Mr Rajaram.* >>>> >>>> *Sir, Please write a story properly so that another one can find any >>>> loop hole. Another one is myself- Gopalakrishnan* >>>> >>>> On Friday, 26 January, 2024 at 10:31:58 pm IST, Rajaram Krishnamurthy < >>>> [email protected]> wrote: >>>> >>>> >>>> CULTURAL QA 01202426 >>>> >>>> Q1 Let Gopalakrishnan reply to his manasika guru Narayanasamy >>>> boldly against the bad comment N wrote >>>> >>>> Q2 Why is Udupi Krishna seen through a window? >>>> >>>> KR How sabarimala and Guruvayoor look like? >>>> >>>> Q3 What joke will make one burst into laughter for at least >>>> 30 seconds? >>>> >>>> KR Always getting ideas only from the west as our store in >>>> individuals are empty? Tenali rama and thieves story is similar but no one >>>> laughs? >>>> >>>> Q4 Do you know a joke about townspeople in the countryside? >>>> >>>> KR Again idea from the west and not the story I wrote >>>> many times unread and not remembered Ramakrishna Parama hamsa stories; The >>>> pundit who pretended as learnt like Narayanasamy boarded the boat to cross >>>> ganga; haughtily pundit was asking the boatman, do you know rig vedam; >>>> Yajur vedam; Upanishad epics so on so forth; at one place, boatman asked >>>> the pundit, “do you know swimming”? Pundit said “NO”; and boatman said the >>>> boat is sinking and how will you save your life without learning swimming? >>>> Boatman jumped into the river having known only swimming. >>>> >>>> Q5 Do you know a joke about a parrot? >>>> >>>> KR What is the joke? Parrot is Narayanasamy? KR IRS >>>> 26124 >>>> >>>> On Fri, 26 Jan 2024 at 18:33, 'gopala krishnan' via iyer123 < >>>> [email protected]> wrote: >>>> >>>> *CULTURAL QA 01-2024-26* >>>> >>>> *All the BELOW QA are from Quora digest to me on 26-01-2024.* >>>> >>>> * Quora answers need not be 100% correct answers * >>>> >>>> *.Compiled* *and posted by R. Gopala krishnan, on 26-01-2024* >>>> >>>> *Q1 Why are Hanuman and Sita missing from Ram Temple in >>>> Ayodhya? I have always seen Ram with Sita and Hanuman.* >>>> >>>> *A1 Siddharth Sinha,20h* >>>> >>>> *The Mandir is the birth place of God Rama, and so the Mandir has a >>>> Deity of God Rama as a 5 year old. This, the Deity is called RAM LALLA >>>> (child Ram, in an abstract way because ‘Lalla has no precise meaning in >>>> English).* >>>> >>>> *Because the Mandir dedicated to Child Rama, Mata Sita or Hanuman were >>>> not a part of His life at the time**, **and so, having their Idols >>>> would make no sense.* >>>> >>>> *Q2 Why is Udupi Krishna seen through a window?* >>>> >>>> *A2 Rathi S,Iam interested in reading and writing.Updated >>>> Dec 5* >>>> >>>> *Sri Madhvacharya constructed this Navagraha Kindi in his time as our >>>> beloved Udupi Sri Krishna is made by God Vishwakarma at Sri Krishna's >>>> request for mata Rukmini Devi**.**She worshipped it till Dwarka was >>>> submerged by the sea,then idol went inside Gopi chandana gadde.* >>>> >>>> *From dwaraka Krishna (who is sarvottama)came to Udupi for Shri >>>> madhvacharya(who is jeevottama,god vayu,incarnated as hanuma-bheema-madhva, >>>> he is intermediary between Vishnu and Dvaita devotees, guiding the latter >>>> in their journey towards Vishnu.* >>>> >>>> *As told by Sri Madhvacharya, in his Tantrasara Sangraha, the Vigraha >>>> is placed Pashchimabhimukha (facing west).* >>>> >>>> *This Krishna is made by none other than Vishvakarma (divine architect >>>> of the devas).* >>>> >>>> *It is worshipped by Rukminee devi during dwapara yuga.* >>>> >>>> *It is worshipped by Shree Madhvacharya and later continued by his >>>> disciples.* >>>> >>>> *No one is allowed to touch the diety except eight matha sanyasi**.* >>>> >>>> *The newly inherited swamiji need to perform chaturmaasya vrata before >>>> worshipping krishna.* >>>> >>>> *In order to protect the divinity of the idol,we can't go inside the >>>> garbhagriha and we can only see the lord from Navagraha kindi.* >>>> >>>> *Q3 What joke will make one burst into laughter for at >>>> least 30 seconds?* >>>> >>>> *A3 Prosenjit,A certified nerd on books, movies and pop >>>> culture!!Dec 7* >>>> >>>> *A wealthy man walked into a bar in Miami. As soon as he entered, he >>>> noticed an Afr*ican woman, sitting in one corner. He walked over to the >>>> counter, removed his wallet and shouted, "Bartender! I'm buying drinks for >>>> everyone in this bar, except that woman over there!"* >>>> >>>> *The bartender collected the money and began serving free drinks to >>>> everyone in the bar, except the Afr*ican woman. Instead of becoming upset, >>>> the woman simply looked up at the guy and shouted, "Thank you!"* >>>> >>>> *This infuriated the wealthy guy**. So once again, he took out his >>>> wallet and shouted, "Waiter! This time I am buying bottles of wine and >>>> additional food for everyone in this bar, except for that Af*rican sitting >>>> in the corner over there!"* >>>> >>>> *The bartender collected the money from the man and began serving free >>>> food and wine to everyone in the bar except the African. When the waiter >>>> finished serving the food and drinks, the Afri*can woman simply smiled at >>>> the man and said, Thank you!"* >>>> >>>> *That made him furious**. So he leaned over the counter and asked the >>>> bartender, "What is wrong with that woman.. I have bought food and drinks >>>> for everyone in this bar except for her, and instead of becoming angry, she >>>> just sits there, smiles at me and shouts 'Thank you.' Is she mad"* >>>> >>>> *The bartender smiled at the wealthy man and said, "No, she is not mad. >>>> She is the OWNER of this establishment."* >>>> >>>> *Q4 Do you know a joke about townspeople in the >>>> countryside?* >>>> >>>> *A4 Joseph Aspler,Sep 20* >>>> >>>> *A detective stopped by a farm. He told the owner, “I need to inspect >>>> your farm for illegal drugs”. The farmer said, “OK, but don’t go into the >>>> field over there”.* >>>> >>>> *The detective pulled his badge from his pocket **and showed it to the >>>> farmer. “See this badge? This badge means I go wherever I want… anywhere. >>>> Do you understand, old man?!”* >>>> >>>> *The farmer apologized, and went about his work**. Moments later **the >>>> farmer heard loud screams. He looked up and saw the detective running for >>>> his life, chased by the farmer’s prize bull. * >>>> >>>> *With every step the bull was gaining ground on the officer, and it was >>>> likely that the detective would never reach safety in time.* >>>> >>>> *The farmer called out to the detective,* >>>> >>>> *“SHOW HIM YOUR BADGE! SHOW HIM YOUR BADGE!”* >>>> >>>> *Q5 Do you know a joke about a parrot?* >>>> >>>> *A5 Andras Lu,Sep 14* >>>> >>>> *A man buys a parrot. The bird is beautiful, but swears in the most >>>> foul manner all day long.* >>>> >>>> *The man tries everything to silence the parrot: he covers the cage, he >>>> turns on loud music, he threatens to hit the parrot... but it's all of no >>>> use.* >>>> >>>> *After a few days of incessant ranting, he becomes so unnerved that he >>>> grabs the parrot and puts it in the freezer. The parrot is rioting around >>>> at first, but then suddenly everything in the freezer becomes dead quiet.* >>>> >>>> *The man feels guilty and is afraid that the parrot may have died of >>>> fear**. So he opens the chest again. The parrot climbs out, climbs up >>>> the man's arm, sits on the shoulder and says, "I would like to apologize >>>> profusely for my unbecoming behavior. I assure you that this will never >>>> happen again."* >>>> >>>> *The man is completely flabbergasted, but before he can say anything >>>> himself, the parrot clears his throat and says: "If you allow me to ask... >>>> what did the chicken do?* >>>> >>>> -- >>>> You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google >>>> Groups "iyer123" group. >>>> To unsubscribe from this group and stop receiving emails from it, send >>>> an email to [email protected]. >>>> To view this discussion on the web visit >>>> https://groups.google.com/d/msgid/iyer123/935511381.812400.1706274176655%40mail.yahoo.com >>>> <https://groups.google.com/d/msgid/iyer123/935511381.812400.1706274176655%40mail.yahoo.com?utm_medium=email&utm_source=footer> >>>> . >>>> >>>> -- >>>> On Facebook, please join >>>> https://www.facebook.com/groups/keralaiyerstrust >>>> >>>> We are now on Telegram Mobile App also, please join >>>> >>>> Pattars/Kerala Iyers Discussions: https://t.me/PattarsGroup >>>> >>>> Kerala Iyers Trust Decisions only posts : https://t.me/KeralaIyersTrust >>>> >>>> Kerala Iyers Trust Group for Discussions: >>>> https://t.me/KeralaIyersTrustGroup >>>> --- >>>> You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google >>>> Groups "KeralaIyers" group. >>>> To unsubscribe from this group and stop receiving emails from it, send >>>> an email to [email protected]. >>>> To view this discussion on the web visit >>>> https://groups.google.com/d/msgid/keralaiyers/CAL5XZoq1o__JiKE%3DjN8Lwdqncc%3DdTydYwBzJup3AOzUnXpAxZQ%40mail.gmail.com >>>> <https://groups.google.com/d/msgid/keralaiyers/CAL5XZoq1o__JiKE%3DjN8Lwdqncc%3DdTydYwBzJup3AOzUnXpAxZQ%40mail.gmail.com?utm_medium=email&utm_source=footer> >>>> . >>>> >>> -- > You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups > "iyer123" group. > To unsubscribe from this group and stop receiving emails from it, send an > email to [email protected]. > To view this discussion on the web visit > https://groups.google.com/d/msgid/iyer123/CAEcNPKrgmURAFv1gWQ_3fkVQ9wwsXksAzwaNTWVreVUj92d%3DEg%40mail.gmail.com > <https://groups.google.com/d/msgid/iyer123/CAEcNPKrgmURAFv1gWQ_3fkVQ9wwsXksAzwaNTWVreVUj92d%3DEg%40mail.gmail.com?utm_medium=email&utm_source=footer> > . > -- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "Thatha_Patty" group. 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