All the Mumbo jumbo about HOLY SECRET PASSWORDS and SECRET Handshakes, reminds me of an adolescent club. Is the temple just Spanky's Clubhouse were secret stuff makes adults of stunted maturity feel special to the EXCLUSION of those Gentiles outside?
How do you do that secret handshake to get beyond the Veil?
You put your left foot in, you put your left foot out.
You do the Cultic Pokey and you let them oil you up!
Thats what it's all about!
Blaine Borrowman <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
Ruben, I would like to describe in detail what they do in what they call the washing and annointing rooms, but do not feel I should--not because it is so much a secret, it is just a sacred ordinance. The part with the oil is very similar to what is described in the Book of Samuel wherein David was annointed to be King over Israel. Not to much there to complain about was there? But I can say men are NEVER allowed in the washing and annointing rooms with women, nor are women ever allowed in with men. AND there are always two witnesses to everything that is done. My wife and I have been there many times, and I know precisely what is and what is not done. If you prefer not to take my word for it, then the only thing I can recommend is that you figure out a way to spy on us! (:>) I can tell you also that there is a special, sacred spirit in those rooms. Some have testified they saw the spirits of those whose work was being done. I always feel renewed after being in one. It is better than being in church singing hymns.----- Original Message -----From: "irebukeu" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>To: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>Sent: Sunday, February 08, 2004 7:14 PMSubject: Re: [TruthTalk] street preachers/free speech>
> Blaine: You what?!?! ROTFL!!! This sounds like an old fashioned b/w
> comedy starring the three stooges!! LOL!! You actually asked that
> question? Whew! Were there any young women present? No wonder !!
>
> Ruben:
> Blaine I hear this stuff from your members, you should hear the things these
> x-mormons say to present members while in front of us. Or just listen to
> the arguments your members give us on the street about your own faith. Its
> not our fault your church believes things that are so secretive or a need to
> know basis. Or better yet, that your church continues to evolve from the
> teaching of Smith/Young. This is why Kevin continually says LIARS,
> DECEIVERS & SEDUCERS. If we had a dime for every time a mormon said, "we
> don't believe that"..then wait five minutes and address new crowd with the
> same question and they will now defend the same issue the crowd before
> denied. You really want to SEE A COMEDY SHOW come and listen to your church
> respond to questions.
>
> Now I think I at least understand what started this thing!! But, my next
> question is, where did you ever get such an idea that brides were touched
> with oil by men?
>
> Ruben:
> .uh.your church..
>
> I saw something from one of Judy's letters that suggested similar things,
> and Dean had something to say along that line too--is that where you got
> that oil thing? It is slanderous.
>
> Ruben:
> I cannot comment, you must ask Judy or Dean.
>
> Just for the record, no such thing as that happens!!
>
> Ruben:
> Say's you.
> I have asked and have been told yes they do and no never. I have been told
> yes, but my breasts only. Or they prayed over just our private parts, to
> make our seed holy. Believe it or not the answer is always revolving. So I
> asked the question, during the wedding because they should know, but instead
> of an answer THEY IMPLODED on us.
>
> Blaine: Maybe they consider you as being prying without much else to go on except some Gossip you have heard.?
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