Mariellen Smith wrote:
I wish /somebody/ would be wry and amusing. :-(
A thief in Paris planned to steal some paintings from the
Louvre Museum. After careful planning, he got past security,
stole the paintings, and made it safely to his van. However,
he was captured only two blocks away when his van ran out of
gas.
When asked how he could mastermind such a crime and then
make such an obvious error, he replied, "Monsieur, that is
the reason I stole the paintings. I had no Monet to buy
Degas to make the Van Gogh."
..................
UNIVERSITY*CITOYEN
[aka laserbeam®]
[aka ray]
SERIAL LIAR. CALL FOR RATES.
"It is very clear on this listserve who
these people are. Ray has admitted being
connected to this forger." -- Tony West
"Ray's falsehoods are more sophisticated,
more believable" -- Tony West
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