Oh good! Can I buy a service contract too? Hopefully it's priced per spam!
RO ----- Original Message ----- From: "snowjack" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: <users@spamassassin.apache.org> Sent: Tuesday, December 21, 2004 3:09 PM Subject: Re: Unsubscribe? > William Holman wrote: > > I've been over-ruled by those who pay the bills, so I can't use > > SpamAssassin since it's "open source" > > > > How do I unsubscribe from the lists? > > > > Thank-you! > > I have an anti-spam product I, ah, we, ah, my COMPANY, (yeah, that's the > ticket) call "Snowjack Scanner" which is at least as effective as any > other... commercial solution. It has a Bayes filter, score averaging by > sender, whitelisting capabilities, many effective individual rules which > are weighted by genetic algorithm, and the ability to incorporate > information from RBL and SURBL lookups. For only $5000, much less than > many competing commercial solutions, I will send you this amazing > package as soon as I can gimp a logo and slap it on a CD. I'll even set > it up to auto-install on a bare-bones PC, with automated security > updates, and for only $200 per hour I... uh, one of our CONSULTANTS... > will help you integrate it into your mail systems. > > -- > Snowjack Consulting Services Inc. LLC. TBS. OMFG. >
