All the organs of the body were having a meeting,> >
> trying to decide who was the one in charge.> > >
> > 'I should be in charge,' said the brain,>
> > 'Because I run all the body's systems, so
> without me nothing would happen.'> > > >
> > > 'I should be in charge,' said the blood
> ,> > 'because I circulate oxygen all over so
> without me you'd all waste away .'> > >
> > > > > > 'I should be in charge,'
> said the stomach ,> > 'because I process food and
> give all of you energy.'> > > > > >
> 'I should be in charge,' said the legs,> >
> 'because I carry the body wherever it needs to
> go.'> > > > > > 'I should be in
> charge,' said the eyes,> > 'Because I allow
> the body to see where it goes.'> > > > >
> > 'I should be in charge,' said the rectum,>
> > 'Because I'm responsible for waste
> removal.'> > > >
> > All the other
> body parts laughed at the rectum and insulted him, so in>
> a huff, he shut down tight.> >
Within a few days,>
> > the brain had a terrible headache,
> > the stomach was bloated,
> > the legs got wobbly,
> > the eyes got watery,
> > and the blood was toxic.
> > They all decided that the rectum should be the boss.
> > The Moral of the story?
> The ass hole is usually the one in charge!
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