Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.
• It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged. It's like asking
someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.
• A man who surrenders when he's wrong, is Honest. A man who surrenders when
not Sure, is Wise. A man who surrenders even if he's Right, is a Husband.
• If u r married please ignore this msg, for everyone else: Happy Independence
Day
• Aadmi shaadi kyon karta hai?
Takee vo marne ke baad agar Swarg jaye to achcha feel kare aur agar Nark jaye
to homely feel kare...
• Why do Bride & Groom exchange varmaala during wedding? To tell each other
affectionately... Sweetheart U R Dead!
• Different Phases of a man:
After engagement: Superman
After Marriage: Gentleman
After 10 years: Watchman
After 20 years: Doberman
• There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it. There
is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbour has it
• Prospective husband: Do you have a book called 'Man, The Master of Women'?
Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir.
• Man receives telegram: Wife dead-should be buried or cremated?
Man: Don't take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash.
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