Very funny!
________________________________ From: Jaya Satish <[email protected]> To: Jaya Satish <[email protected]> Sent: Friday, 20 March, 2009 9:31:28 PM Subject: Fw: funny > > Q: What's > the difference between cricketers and condoms? > > > A: Cricketers > drop the catches and condoms catches the drops. > > > > > Q: What is the > difference between riding a bicycle and a woman? > > > A: Riding a > bicycle you fix your ass & move your legs, riding a > woman you fix your legs & move your ass. > > > > > Q: What three > things are common between the sun and woman's underwear? > > > A: Both are hot, > both look better while going down and both disappear at > night. > > > > Q: > Why do men ask for a woman's hand in marriage? > > > A: > Because they are tired of using their own. > > > > > Q: What's > common between men and video? > > A: Both go > backward... forward... backward... forward... backward.... > forward... stop and eject. > > > Q: What is the > closest thing similar to a woman's period? > > > A: Your salary, > it comes once a month lasts about 5-7 days and if it > doesn't come means you are in > big trouble > > > Q: What goes in > dry, comes out wet, and gives warm satisfaction? > > > A: A teabag. > > > > > * 7 qualities to > be a perfect wife: > > Beautiful, > > > Responsible > > Energetic > > > Adorable > > > Sweet > > > Truthful and > > > Self-Organized. > > > In short, she > must have good B.R.E.A.S.T. S > > > > Q: Who is a > gynecologist? > A: He is the > only fool on the earth who looks for problems in a place, > where most people find pleasure. > > > > Q: > What is the similarity between men and rats? > > A: > Both keep searching for new HOLES. > > > > Q: What's > the difference between biology and sociology? > > > A: When the baby > looks like his dad, then it is biology. When the baby looks > like neighbour, then it is sociology. > > > > Q: What's > the height of recycling? > > A: Sending a > sanitary napkin for dry cleaning. > > > > Doctor: You look > so weak & exhausted.. Are you having 3 meals a > day as I have advised? > Lady: Doctor, I > thought you had said 3 males a day. > > > > * Girl friend > & boy friend go for a movie. In the dark, a mosquito > enters the girl's skirt. Guess where it > would have bitten? > The boy's > hand...... > > > > * Tarzan and the > animals went to the river to take a bath. Tarzan removed his > clothes. All the animals laughed. > > Tarzan asked > "Why"? > > > The animals told him......... .."Your tail is in the > front" > > > > Last > but not least > > Secret of long > life... > > Morning two > eggs, evening two pegs......and night between two > legs… > > Add more friends to your messenger and enjoy! Go to http://messenger.yahoo.com/invite/ --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "VaniV88-89" group. To post to this group, send email to [email protected] To unsubscribe from this group, send email to [email protected] For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/VaniV88-89?hl=en -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---
