>
> Q: What's
> the difference between cricketers and condoms?
>
>
> A: Cricketers
> drop the catches and condoms catches the drops.
>
>
>
>
> Q: What is the
> difference between riding a bicycle and a woman?
>
>
> A: Riding a
> bicycle you fix your ass & move your legs, riding a
> woman you fix your legs & move your ass.
>
>
>
>
> Q: What three
> things are common between the sun and woman's underwear?
>
>
> A: Both are hot,
> both look better while going down and both disappear at
> night.
>
>
>
> Q:
> Why do men ask for a woman's hand in marriage?
>
>
> A:
> Because they are tired of using their own.
>
>
>
>
> Q: What's
> common between men and video?
>
> A: Both go
> backward... forward... backward... forward... backward....
> forward... stop and eject.
>
>
> Q: What is the
> closest thing similar to a woman's period?
>
>
> A: Your salary,
> it comes once a month lasts about 5-7 days and if it
> doesn't come means you are in
> big trouble
>
>
> Q: What goes in
> dry, comes out wet, and gives warm satisfaction?
>
>
> A: A teabag.
>
>
>
>
> * 7 qualities to
> be a perfect wife:
>
> Beautiful,
>
>
> Responsible
>
> Energetic
>
>
> Adorable
>
>
> Sweet
>
>
> Truthful and
>
>
> Self-Organized.
>
>
> In short, she
> must have good B.R.E.A.S.T. S
>
>
>
> Q: Who is a
> gynecologist?
> A: He is the
> only fool on the earth who looks for problems in a place,
> where most people find pleasure.
>
>
>
> Q:
> What is the similarity between men and rats?
>
> A:
> Both keep searching for new HOLES.
>
>
>
> Q: What's
> the difference between biology and sociology?
>
>
> A: When the baby
> looks like his dad, then it is biology. When the baby looks
> like neighbour, then it is sociology.
>
>
>
> Q: What's
> the height of recycling?
>
> A: Sending a
> sanitary napkin for dry cleaning.
>
>
>
> Doctor: You look
> so weak & exhausted.. Are you having 3 meals a
> day as I have advised?
> Lady: Doctor, I
> thought you had said 3 males a day.
>
>
>
> * Girl friend
> & boy friend go for a movie. In the dark, a mosquito
> enters the girl's skirt. Guess where it
> would have bitten?
> The boy's
> hand......
>
>
>
> * Tarzan and the
> animals went to the river to take a bath. Tarzan removed his
> clothes. All the animals laughed.
>
> Tarzan asked
> "Why"?
>
>
> The animals told him......... .."Your tail is in the
> front"
>
>
>
> Last
> but not least
>
> Secret of long
> life...
>
> Morning two
> eggs, evening two pegs......and night between two
> legs…
>
>
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