There's only one thing to say about all this.

 

"mBeep, beep."

 

-m

 

From: Jed Rothwell [mailto:jedrothw...@gmail.com] 
Sent: Monday, October 24, 2011 11:03 AM
To: vortex-l@eskimo.com
Subject: Re: [Vo]:Rossi says he has a European "CE mark"

 

OrionWorks - Steven V Johnson <svj.orionwo...@gmail.com> wrote:

 

And what's the name of the secret company working for Rossi Runner?

ACME?

Oh, wait a minute. Isn't that the name of the company Wile E. always
special orders from?

 

Exactly!

 

It is high time we file suit to correct this injustice. Here is legal
precedent, Coyote v Acme:

 

http://www.torinfo.com/justforlaughs/coyote_v_acme.html


". . . Mr. Wile E. Coyote, a resident of Arizona and contiguous states, does
hereby bring suit for damages against the Acme Company, manufacturer and
retail distributor of assorted merchandise . . .  Mr. Coyote seeks
compensation for personal injuries, loss of business income, and mental
suffering causes as a direct result of the actions and/or gross negligence
of said company . . ."

 

As this suit shows, Rossi, as the sole provider of these devices, is abusing
monopolistic power:

"As the Court is no doubt aware, Defendant has a virtual monopoly of
manufacture and sale of goods required by Mr. Coyote's work. It is our
contention that Defendant has used its market advantage to the detriment of
the consumer of such specialized products as itching powder, giant kites,
Burmese tiger traps, anvils, and two-hundred-foot-long rubber bands. . . ."


- Jed

 

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