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WEIRD SIDE E-ZINE
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EDITORS NOTE
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Dear subscribers,
Welcome again to a new issue of "Weird Side Ezine".
Have you been thinking about starting up your own
web site?
Great! It's a lot of fun! And if I find it weird enough, I'll
mention it right here! :-)
There are many places on the Internet that you can
go to download a pre-designed web site. Many of
these templates are really nice.
Here is a place where you can download templates
or even if you want spend a few bucks and download
a super nice looking web site for only a few bucks:
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Thanks for being here again!
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INDEX
=> Sponsor ad
=> New sites
=> Weird News
=> Funny Quotes
=> Software Recommendation
=> Subscribe/Unsubscribe information
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NEW SITES
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* Create Bands
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* The 50 Most Loathsome People In America
"No doubt you have your own pet people to despise
from among the nation's political, cultural, and media
establishment, but without further ado, here's our list":
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WEIRD NEWS
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A man in northern India has told reporters that he
eats lizards for the "ultimate high". Girdhari Lal
searches the remote corners of his house for them
every day. The 50-year-old rickshaw puller, from the
Punjab city of Amritsar, claims to be on a constant
high. A drug addict since the age of 14, he says he
took to eating lizards when opium and hashish failed
to give him the kick he needed.
Russian smugglers have been caught trying to
smuggle 250 kilogrammes of caviar in a coffin.
The red caviar was seized at Krasnodar airport when
a customs guard investigated the coffin that "just
didn't feel right." Russian news agency Interfax said
the smugglers were from the far eastern city of
Khabarovsk. An Interior Minister spokesman said
that the coffin, properly marked as 'cargo 200' - a
military and aviation term for a dead body - had
arrived in Krasnodar from Khabarovsk after a nine-
hour flight. Police added the people accompanying
the coffin had all the necessary documents on them,
including the coroner's confirmation of death, the
way-bill and a form stating the cargo had been
checked before departure.
A 44-year old Dutch motorist has stunned traffic
police by drinking so much that their breathalyser
crashed. The man had so much alcohol in his breath
that the machine first refused to work and then
showed out of range. Some time later a police
doctor gave the man, who has not been named,
a blood test which showed the driver had seven
times too much alcohol in his blood. Police, who
had flagged the motorist down for erratic driving,
say he claimed to have only drunk "four beers".
You'll find more weird news and odd articles at:
http://www.theweirdsite.com/weirdnews.htm
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FUNNY QUOTES
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"The trouble with heart disease is that the first symptom
is often hard to deal with - sudden death."
- Michael Phelps
"Ketchup left overnight on dinner plates has a longer
half-life than radioactive waste."
- Wes Smith
(In a restaurant to waitress): "I didn't squawk about the
steak, dear. I merely said I didn't see that old horse
that used to be tethered outside here."
- W.C. Fields
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