properly forked then.....
-----Original Message-----
From: John Coleman [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
Sent: Tue 18/05/2004 14:58
To: 313@hyperreal.org
Cc:
Subject: RE: AW: (313) no (ellen) alliens in nyc
Security at Federal buildings is equally inconsistent.
I'm a contractor with the DoD right now, and the other day I got stopped
and questioned on the way in from lunch because there was a fork in my
lunch bag. The same fork I strolled right through security with on the
way
in that morning.
I guess forks are a major potential security risk. I know if I were to
attack a large federal building my first choice of tools would be a
fork.
:)
john.
> The moral of the story is that it's all smoke and mirrors. The stern
> glances from the ex-janitors running border security are supposed to
> make you feel like It's All Under Control.
>
> None of these people have a clue what's going on, which is why
seemingly
> arbitrary decisions like the situation with Ellen are commonplace in
> The New America.
> [Ken Odeluga]
>
> Oh well, at least it makes you feel reassured that no terrorist will
> ever
> be able to penetrate the United States through the inland borders.
>
> k
