...celebration of the the springtime birth of Jesus in the winter... (Thought that part was funny though!)
--- In AsburyPark@yahoogroups.com, Jersey Shore John <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > To > All My Republic Friends: > > Please accept with my best wishes for an religiously exclusive, > socially irresponsible, high-stress, war-addictive, gender- specific > celebration of the the springtime birth of Jesus in the winter, > practiced within the most unenjoyable traditions of religious > persecution, mass consumption and soul-crushing capitalism with no > respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of > others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular > traditions at all. I also wish you a fiscally irresponible, > personally destructive and medically unafforable recognition of the > onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2008, but without due > respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose > contributions to society have helped make America great. And wishes > to continue to live in the delusion that America is greater than any > other country in the Western Hemisphere. Also, this wish is made with > extreme exclusion and prejudice to the race, creed, color, age, > physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishee. > > To > > All My Democratic Friends: > > Only 396 days until the end of the Chimp's Unitary Presidency. > Yahoo! Groups Links <*> To visit your group on the web, go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/AsburyPark/ <*> Your email settings: Individual Email | Traditional <*> To change settings online go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/AsburyPark/join (Yahoo! ID required) <*> To change settings via email: mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] <*> To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] <*> Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to: http://docs.yahoo.com/info/terms/