I'm busting my gut, over here! LOL! Asbury Park, do or die! You are too hilarious!
--- In AsburyPark@yahoogroups.com, [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: > > In a message dated 11/12/2008 4:18:22 P.M. Eastern Standard Time, > [EMAIL PROTECTED] writes: > > --- In AsburyPark@yahoogroups.com, "justifiedright" <justifiedright@> > wrote: > > I was certain He an his Apostles would not address the issue directly. > > No need to announce up front that you aren't. > > Always hoped that I'd be an apostle. > Knew that I would make it if I tried. > Then when we retire, we can write the Gospels, > So they'll still talk about us when we've died. > ====================== > > Cool. Then we can choose another apostle whose successors can pontificate, > claim infallibility, and periodically, in the AP Press, declare liberal > theology to be a heresy. > > And those who break the rules will have to wear hairshirts and > self-flagellate daily at Press Plaza for 60 days. > > And if anyone deviates from official dogma, an Inquisition will be held at > municipal court. All those found guilty will be burned at the stake on the > beach in conjunction with the city's next fireworks celebration. > > We will demand tithes from all and declare ourselves a tax-exempt entity. > > We will open a storefront and use RLUIPA against any heathens who try to > restrict us to zoning laws. > > Instead of Bingo, we will play Whack-a-Mole (a modern version of stoning) at > the VFW but more frequently online. > > We will canonize Tillie and Madam Marie and erect statues to them on public > property because they are part of our cultural history. > > > > > > > > > **************Get the Moviefone Toolbar. Showtimes, theaters, movie news & > more! (http://pr.atwola.com/promoclk/100000075x1212774565x1200812037/aol? redir=htt > p://toolbar.aol.com/moviefone/download.html? ncid=emlcntusdown00000001) > > > [Non-text portions of this message have been removed] > ------------------------------------ Yahoo! Groups Links <*> To visit your group on the web, go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/AsburyPark/ <*> Your email settings: Individual Email | Traditional <*> To change settings online go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/AsburyPark/join (Yahoo! ID required) <*> To change settings via email: mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] <*> To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] <*> Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to: http://docs.yahoo.com/info/terms/
