steveinaz;686771 Wrote:
> - If you've ever setup a graphic equalizer to make a cool design, with
> no regard to sound---you might be an audio redneck.
>
> - If your subwoofer doubles as your coffee table----you might be an
> audio redneck.
>
> - If the tops of your Cerwin Vegas have ever been covered in saran
> wrap, in preparartion for a party----you might be an audio redneck.
>
> - If you've ever owned a Kenwood spectrum analyzer, cause the lights
> look cool----you might be an audio redneck.
>
> - If you've ever mounted casters on the bottoms of your speakers, for
> better mobility or that "pro" look---you might be an audio redneck.
>
> Thank you, I'll be here all night!
- If you always talk about "CAF" ("Cousin Acceptance Factor") -- you
may be an audiophile redneck
- If you think Felatio is a reviewer for the 6moons.com -- you may be
an audiophile redneck
- If you're notorious for lying through your tooth -- you may be an
audiophile redneck
- If you spend hours staring at your record cleaning solution because
it says "Concentrate" -- you may be an audiophile redneck
- If the door to your trailer is a Magnepan -- you may be an audiophile
redneck
- If your wife tells you to load the dishwasher and you ask "How many
ohms?" -- you may be an audiophile redneck
- If you call Elusive Disc and they recognize your voice -- you may be
an audiophile redneck
- If you don't get a UPS shipment in a week, the UPS guy checks to make
sure you are OK -- you may be an audiophile redneck
- if you insist that toilet paper be kept in the 'coming out from the
bottom' format because it improves your sound -- you may be an
audiophile redneck
- If your wife's hairdo was once ruined by your subwoofers -- you may
be an audiophile redneck
- If you correct polarity by movin' your trailer to face the opposite
direction -- you may be an audiophile redneck
and finally,
- If you think Genitalia is an Italian speaker company -- you may be an
audiophile redneck
--
magiccarpetride
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