> of me life, between the legs of me wife!" That won him the top prize
> for the best toast of the night!
>
> He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the best
> toast of the night." She said, "Aye, what was your toast?"
>
> John said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church
> beside me wife."
>
> "Oh that is very nice indeed, John!" Mary said.
>
> The next day, Mary ran into one of John's toasting buddies on the
> street corner. The man chuckled leeringly and said, "John won the
> prize ! the other night, with a toast about you, Mary."
>
> She said, "Aye and I was a bit surprised me self! You know, he's only
> been there twice! Once he fell asleep, and the other time I had to
> pull him by the ears to make him come."
>
>
>
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