NOT FAIR to make me laugh that hard when I'm recovering from respiratory illness !!!!
-Ben > -----Original Message----- > From: Brockman, Chuck [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] > Sent: Friday, March 01, 2002 7:43 AM > To: CF-Community > Subject: Friday Humor > > > Louis Abbott wrote: > > A woman takes a lover during the day, while her husband is at work. > Unbeknownst to her, her 9 year old son was hiding in the closet. Her > husband comes home unexpectedly, so she puts the lover in the closet > with the little boy. The little boy says, "Dark in here." > > The man says, "Yes it is." > Boy: "I have a baseball." > Man: "That's nice." > Boy: "Want to buy it?" > Man: "No, thanks." > Boy: "My dad's outside." > Man: "OK, how much?" > Boy: "$250." > > In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the > mom's lover > are in the closet together. > > Boy: "Dark in here." > Man: "Yes, it is." > Boy: "I have a baseball glove." > The lover, remembering the last time, asks > the boy, "How much?" > Boy: "$750." > Man: "Fine." > > A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your glove. Let's > go outside and toss the baseball back and forth." > The boy says, "I can't. I sold them." > The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?" > The son says "$1,000." > The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your > friends like that. That is way more than those two things cost. > I'm going to take you to church and make you confess." > > They go to church and the father makes the little boy sit in the > confession booth and he closes the door. > > The boy says, "Dark in here." > The priest says, "Don't start that shit again" > > ______________________________________________________________________ Get the mailserver that powers this list at http://www.coolfusion.com Archives: http://www.mail-archive.com/[email protected]/ Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/index.cfm?sidebar=lists
