True story about "erotic food" - in the Hashbury (short for Haigh-Ashbury, San Francisco), 1967-1968 era, there was an "erotic food" restaurant named Magnolia Thunderpussy, after its notorious owner - approx. NFL linebacker sized woman with reputedly voracious "appetites". Digressing slightly, her tag line was "Thunderpussy, Thunderball, Thunderclap" 8-)
A dessert item on the menu was the "C&B Set" - 2 large scoops of ice cream flanking a whole (peeled) banana, with a generous dollop of marshmallow cream at the end and, of course, a cherry. Ah, memories... -Ben > -----Original Message----- > From: Dan Phillips [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] > Sent: Friday, March 01, 2002 8:04 AM > To: CF-Community > Subject: RE: Friday Humor > > > Warning...this may be slightly offensive. > > > > Three old ladies were sitting side by side in their retirement home > reminiscing. > > The first lady recalled shopping at the green grocers and > demonstrated with > her hands, the length and thickness of a cucumber she could > buy for a penny. > > The second old lady nodded, adding that onions used to be > much bigger and > cheaper also, then demonstrated the size of two big onions > she could buy for > a penny a piece. > > The third old lady remarked, "I can't hear a word you're saying, but I > remember the guy you're talking about. > > > > > > . > . > . > . > . > . > > > -----Original Message----- > From: Stephenie Hamilton [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] > Sent: Friday, March 01, 2002 10:59 AM > To: CF-Community > Subject: RE: Friday Humor > > > ROFL!!! > > ~~ > Stephenie Hamilton > Macromedia Certified ColdFusion Professional > > > > -----Original Message----- > From: Brockman, Chuck [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] > Sent: Friday, March 01, 2002 10:43 AM > To: CF-Community > Subject: Friday Humor > > > Louis Abbott wrote: > > A woman takes a lover during the day, while her husband is at > work. > Unbeknownst to her, her 9 year old son was hiding in the closet. > Her > husband comes home unexpectedly, so she puts the lover in the > closet > with the little boy. The little boy says, "Dark in here." > > The man says, "Yes it is." > Boy: "I have a baseball." > Man: "That's nice." > Boy: "Want to buy it?" > Man: "No, thanks." > Boy: "My dad's outside." > Man: "OK, how much?" > Boy: "$250." > > In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the > mom's lover > are in the closet together. > > Boy: "Dark in here." > Man: "Yes, it is." > Boy: "I have a baseball glove." > The lover, remembering the last time, asks > the boy, "How much?" > Boy: "$750." > Man: "Fine." > > A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your glove. > Let's > go outside and toss the baseball back and forth." > The boy says, "I can't. I sold them." > The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?" > The son says "$1,000." > The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your > friends like that. That is way more than those two things cost. > I'm going to take you to church and make you confess." > > They go to church and the father makes the little boy sit in the > confession booth and he closes the door. > > The boy says, "Dark in here." > The priest says, "Don't start that shit again" > > _________________________________________________________________ > _____ > Get the mailserver that powers this list at > http://www.coolfusion.com > > Archives: > http://www.mail-archive.com/[email protected]/ > Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/index.cfm?sidebar=lists > > > ______________________________________________________________________ This list and all House of Fusion resources hosted by CFHosting.com. The place for dependable ColdFusion Hosting. Archives: http://www.mail-archive.com/[email protected]/ Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/index.cfm?sidebar=lists
