#1 - LOL #2 - ewwwwwwwwww gross > -----Original Message----- > From: Haggerty, Michael A. [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] > Sent: Friday, March 01, 2002 8:07 AM > To: CF-Community > Subject: RE: Friday Humor > > > I don't know if this is where I heard this or not.... > --- > A guy calls a law office and says: "I want to talk to my lawyer." > > The receptionist replies, "I'm sorry, but he died last week." > > The next day he phones again and asks the same question. The > receptionist > replies, "I told you yesterday, he died last week." > > The next day the guy calls again and asks to speak to his > lawyer. By this > time the receptionist is getting a little annoyed and says, > "I keep telling > you, your lawyer died last week. Why do you keep calling?" > > The guy says, "Because I just love hearing it." > --- > Or this one.... *** nasty rating - 10 + *** > --- > > A man and a woman are seated beside one another at a bar > getting rather > tipsy. With both visibly depressed, the man asks the woman > why she's so down > to which she replies, "My husband left me because he said I > was too kinky in > bed." > "What a coincidence!" he said, "My wife just left me. She > said I was too > kinky in bed, too." > > So they start talking and find that they have much in common, > so they decide > to go to the woman's apartment and have their kinky s__. When > they arrive at > her apartment, she tells him she needs a few minutes so she > can slip into > something more comfortable. > > Moments later, she emerges from the bathroom with a tight > black leather > outfit, complete with whip, handcuffs, a strap-on, and a > 12-inch studded > d_ld_. She then hurries into the kitchen, and returns with > Tabasco sauce, > whipped cream, and a rolling pin. Just as she completes her > preparation, she > notices that the man is putting on his coat and is headed > towards the door. > > "What's going on?" she asks. "I thought you wanted to get kinky?" > > The man turns to her and says, "Lady, I just f____ your dog > and s___ in your > purse. I'm all done." > > -----Original Message----- > From: Brockman, Chuck [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] > Sent: Friday, March 01, 2002 10:43 AM > To: CF-Community > Subject: Friday Humor > > > Louis Abbott wrote: > > A woman takes a lover during the day, while her husband is at work. > Unbeknownst to her, her 9 year old son was hiding in the closet. Her > husband comes home unexpectedly, so she puts the lover in the closet > with the little boy. The little boy says, "Dark in here." > > The man says, "Yes it is." > Boy: "I have a baseball." > Man: "That's nice." > Boy: "Want to buy it?" > Man: "No, thanks." > Boy: "My dad's outside." > Man: "OK, how much?" > Boy: "$250." > > In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the > mom's lover > are in the closet together. > > Boy: "Dark in here." > Man: "Yes, it is." > Boy: "I have a baseball glove." > The lover, remembering the last time, asks > the boy, "How much?" > Boy: "$750." > Man: "Fine." > > A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your glove. Let's > go outside and toss the baseball back and forth." > The boy says, "I can't. I sold them." > The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?" > The son says "$1,000." > The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your > friends like that. That is way more than those two things cost. > I'm going to take you to church and make you confess." > > They go to church and the father makes the little boy sit in the > confession booth and he closes the door. > > The boy says, "Dark in here." > The priest says, "Don't start that shit again" > > > ______________________________________________________________________ Macromedia ColdFusion 5 Training from the Source Step by Step ColdFusion http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/0201758474/houseoffusion
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