Chuck Norris doesn't have hair on his testicles because hair doesn't grow on steel.
On 8/17/07, Tony <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > chuck norris would just kick everyones ass. > > On 8/17/07, Peterson, Chris <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > MacGuyver would survive with a paperclip and the soles of his shoes > > > > > > Chris Peterson > > Gainey IT > > Adobe Certified Advanced Coldfusion Developer > > > > -----Original Message----- > > From: Greg Morphis [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] > > Sent: Friday, August 17, 2007 9:35 AM > > To: CF-Community > > Subject: Re: how prepared are you > > > > hate to be the party pooper but a comet travels at 10s of thousands of > > MPH. If one of those ram into us, there's no amount of preparation that > > YOU could do to save yourself. The govt would have to have some deep > > cavern well under the ground with plenty of food and water. So basically > > if a comet hits, you're dead, you're family's dead and everyone you know > > is dead. > > > > On 8/17/07, Tony <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > > trueism. > > > > > > wonder what i should get. > > > i think i want a shotgun first, then in a year or so a pistol. > > > > > > but i havent a clue what to get. > > > > > > tw > > > > > > On 8/17/07, Loathe <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > > > You really need to have the gun ahead of time. > > > > > > > > > -----Original Message----- > > > > > From: Tony [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] > > > > > Sent: Thursday, August 16, 2007 9:55 PM > > > > > To: CF-Community > > > > > Subject: Re: how prepared are you > > > > > > > > > > we have nothing. > > > > > > > > > > i would hop in my truck, with my stash, with my golf clubs, with > > > > > my fiancee and roll out to somewhere. > > > > > > > > > > i got an atm card, ill get my cash, ill buy a gun and be an > > > > > american :) > > > > > > > > > > yee fucking haww > > > > > > > > > > On 8/16/07, Jerry Johnson <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > > > > > I have 3 level of things. > > > > > > > > > > > > I have an emergency kit, that i can get to in 30 seconds. First > > > > > > Aid, Basic Survival, flashlights, etc. > > > > > > > > > > > > I have a "medium-term" emergency kit, that I can get to in 5 > > minutes. > > > > > > It includes vital records, money, pre-paid cell phone, calling > > > > > > cards, relatives contact info (all over the country). This is > > > > > > good for another 9/11, a house fire, or if the police ever found > > > > > > > > me and I had to get out quickly. > > > > > > > > > > > > I have a long-term emergency kit, mostly made up of contingency > > > > > > plans and lists of camping and survival gear I own. At the > > > > > > moment, this is mostly stored out-of-state, so it is of little > > immediate use. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > From: Paul Ihrig [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] so does any one > > > > > > > > here have an emergency kit for those unexpected > > > > > natural > > > > > > > > disasters? > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~| ColdFusion is delivering applications solutions at at top companies around the world in government. Find out how and where now http://www.adobe.com/cfusion/showcase/index.cfm?event=finder&productID=1522&loc=en_us Archive: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/CF-Community/message.cfm/messageid:240646 Subscription: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/CF-Community/subscribe.cfm Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/unsubscribe.cfm?user=89.70.5
