Great satire.....but for some reason, probably because I'm incredibly childish, "Hemorrhoid Droid" just cracks me up.
On Thu, May 29, 2008 at 1:21 PM, Adam Churvis < [EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > Season 1 is missing the last 6 episodes :( > > Dude, you missed out! Those were the most exciting DS9 episodes, ever! > Here's a rundown of what you missed: > > "As The Paint Dries..." had Quark watching a newly-painted wall for most of > the hour. A space mouse also ran across the floor once. > > "Hemorrhoid Droid" was about a robot that had a hemorrhoid. He had to sit > very still throughout the episode. > > "I'm Still Here" was the continuing story of the captain, who played an > exciting game of Tiddly-Winks with Quark. That was the climax. > > "Static" had three crew members trying to track down the source of some > static that was interfering with the toaster oven in the captain's > quarters. > > "Oy Vey Iz Mir" has the captain looking at a picture of the long-defunct > Mir > Space Station and wishing that he, too, would de-orbit and burn up. > > "Greener The Grass Grows" has the entire crew in a HoloSuite experience of > a > rolling field of grass, just sitting there and watching it grow. > > Just make sure to grab onto your ass real hard before you start watching > these episodes, 'cause these bitches are so f-ing exciting that your ass > may > just literally fly right off. > > You've been warned. > > Respectfully, > > Adam Phillip Churvis > President > Productivity Enhancement > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~| Adobe® ColdFusion® 8 software 8 is the most important and dramatic release to date Get the Free Trial http://ad.doubleclick.net/clk;192386516;25150098;k Archive: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/CF-Community/message.cfm/messageid:260930 Subscription: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/CF-Community/subscribe.cfm Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/unsubscribe.cfm?user=89.70.5